Live! From
the ACW-Allstar Arena
AND
The Forum


introduction

So just what is Legends?

Legends is where the best show that they are the best. Where the cream truly does rise to the top.

Legends is that one time in the year when no-matter what the landscape of the federation may be, a plethora of minds and bodies are put on the line to give those fans the best damn show they will ever see in their lives.

Legends is where the man named SilverHAWK cemented his status.

Legends gives those guys in the back one night to unite show what the fuck they are all about.

Power.
Athleticism.
Desire.
Wrestling Machines.
Love for the art.

Legends is where the man named Alias cemented his status.

Legends is the place that allows the unpredictable to happen; Almasy winning his first World Title. The Ultimate Submission Match. The Battle of Montreal. The Empty Arena Match.

Legends is the place where Max Danger cemented his status.

Legends is where heroes become Gods.

Legends is where villians become Devils.

Legends is where your average athlete becomes a shining example of exactly what the common man can achieve.

Tonight, for the very first time an ACW Pay-Per-View event will go across two sold out arena's at the very same time.

The ACW All-Star Arena.
The Forum.

Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

Two arenas. One show. One gigantic sumofabitch of a show.

Legends V is where the man named Z cemented his status.

Or was it?

Let Us Keep With Tradition

"Hello my fans."

It was the same in both venues.

The big screen crackled on.
The big smug face of Jeremy Hunt appeared.
Boos.
Loads of big fucking boos.

"Oh please shut up."

He didn't care.

"I've looked into the history of this pay per view and it seems to be tradition that the owner comes out at the start of the show to say hello. Isn't that right?"

Well he was nearly correct.

"SILVER-HAWK! SILVER-HAWK! SILVER-HAWK! SILVER-HAWK!"

It was his job.

"Ha ha ha. Well Canada tonight is my night, and the reason I am currently on the big screen and not in-front of all you people? Well because I obviously cannot be in more than one place at the same time can I? So what I thought I would do... is leave it as a little surprise; a where's Hunt type of game you see."

Neither of the arenas cared where the hell Hunt was.

"Am I in the All-Star arena?"

Queue the All-Star arena errupting into more hate filled noise.

"Or am I in the Forum?"

Then it was there turn.

"How about we just wait and see eh? Oh and while I am here, a tradition also seemed to be a certain someone coming and mentioning a card change or that there had been a bit of a mis-hap or whatever. Let me say this clearly; I.WILL.NOT.BE.DOING.THAT."

A smirk graced his face.

"I don't like surprises... right I'm done here."

As Hunt pulled out his microphone and asked for the camera to be shut off it panned down to the floor, but not so much that you couldn't see Hunt leaving the room. As he walked by in some very shiny shoes and directed himself to the left the camera ran just long enough to see a pair of black boots.

"I'll give you a fucking surprise..."

Loser Leaves ACW for Six Months
The ANSA vs. Big E. Smalls

           

Loser Leaves For Six Months
Big E. Smalls vs. The All-Natural Superior Athletes

Legends.

Where careers had began.

Where careers had died.

Where careers had been made.

But for one unlucky team in tonight’s opening contest, it will be where a temporary stopgap will be put in place for their careers.

The ANSA won a six-person tag team match on the last edition of Courage where they got to choose the stipulation for the night’s match between the two. The losing team would be forced to leave ACW for a period of up to six months. In a feud that proved that this town wasn’t big enough for both teams… it was time to settle this feud once and for all. And Tommy Vale was going to be there to take it away.

The INSANE Canadian crowd went postal as Tommy Vale began to make his ring announcements.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! THE LOSING TEAM – WHETHER THAT BE THE ALL-NATURAL SUPERIOR ATHLETES OR BIG E. SMALLS – WILL BE FORCED TO LEAVE ALL-STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FOR A PERIOD OF UP TO SIX MONTHS!”

“Pour Hot Sugar” by Def Leppard and MIMS.

The fans in the arena turned their heads to the entryway as they were bombarded a series of red and gold pulsating lights. The curtains parted and out came three forms. One tall, black-haired man with blue tights. Another bleach-blonde man with red tights, both men with crazy designs on their tights. Both of them looking WAY too spray-tanned. And accompanying them to the ring was a tall, blonde drink of water wearing black leather pants and a leather sports bra with tribal patterns on the sides. The fans booed the trio, not liking any of their swagger as they walked towards the ring. And boy, did the fans NOT like them.

“Team number one… from Kent, Washington, weighing in at 497 pounds… being accompanied to the ring by Michelle Rowe, they are the team of DJ MARKS AND JD RAINES… THE ALL-NATURAL SUPERIOR ATHLETES!

The roving trio of juvenile delinquents had been obsessed with movie-star good looks, trendsetting dress patterns, and showing off their athleticism. Superficial little fuckbags if I do say so myself. They entered the ring and surveyed the massive crowd. This was going to definitely be a show to remember if they had their way.

GROUND CONTROL, WE HAVE LIFT-OFF IN FIVE…

FOUR…

THREE…

TWO…

ONE!

“Here Comes The Boom” by Nelly.

And out from the back came team number two. Fan favorites in ACW going on for almost a year now. While they had been perennial underdogs, some would say that the feud they’ve had with Big E. Smalls was something that brought out the best in both teams. And tonight, Big E. Smalls were hoping to take all the skills they’ve learned and help them gain victory to send the ANSA packing from ACW for the foreseeable future.

“And introducing team number two, being accompanied to the ring by Lettie Rios… THEY ARE THE TEAM OF MACH 2 AND BIG E. STARK… PLEASE WELCOME BIG! E! SMALLS!

Mach 2 and Big E. Stark high-fived every last set of fans that they could on their way to the ring. This could be considered one of their biggest tests to date as a team. ANSA had been way more formidable than they thought, but they had to put that thought out of their minds. Stark and Mach 2 had worked well together and they would need every last trick that they could pull out if they wanted victory here tonight. Lettie cheered on her men as they entered the ring and waited for the battle to begin.

DING DING DING!

The match was going to start off with Mach 2 and DJ Marks in the match, the two men coming face to face with one another. The two men locked up with one another as Mach 2 grabbed hold and went for something, but DJ Marks wasn’t going to let the little high flying member of Big E. Smalls do anything. He kicked him in the chest and doubled him over long enough to slap on a headlock.

“GOT YA, PECKERHEAD!” Marks laughed out loud as the fans started to boo the loudmouthed punk.

Mach 2 simply shoved him off to the ropes and sent him flying to the ropes, but DJ Marks simply used his size and height advantage to bowl Mach 2 right over, sending him across the ring. Marks slapped his chest and energized himself as he went over and dapped fists with JD Raines on the apron. Michelle Rowe was about to throw her two cents in.

“SHOUT OUT!”

“WOOT WOOT!”

And the crowd began to BOO louder for the ANSA’s rally cry. DJ Marks and Mach 2 locked up again, but Marks was still too strong to go toe-to-toe with and simply tossed Mach 2 to the ground. While the Supersonic Kid laid there, Marks ran across the ring and Mach 2 ducked, letting Marks go by him. As he ran the ropes again, this time Mach 2 came back again with a big tilt-a-whirl headscissors that sent him sailing across the ring.

DJ Marks struggled to get up and as he was in a tizzy, Mach 2 went low and started kicking the shit out of him with several hard kicks to the chest. He tried to whip DJ Marks to the ropes again, but the bigger man shot him off to the ropes. Mach 2 came back and waited for a big move, but Marks did a quick Monkey Flip and sent him flying across the ring…

MACH 2 LANDED ON HIS FEET!

What a show-off.

Mach 2 faced both JD Raines and Michelle Rowe and took a bow as the crowd laughed. Big E. Stark and Lettie Rios cheered on their teammate. DJ Marks egged on Mach 2 to continue the fight and he did so. Mach 2 ducked a clothesline from Marks and bounced off the second rope, going for a Springboard Arm Drag that sent Marks flying around yet again!

As Marks struggled against Mach 2, The Supersonic Kid sent him flying off to the ropes and sent him across the ring again and tried to catch Mach 2 in a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Mach rolled through and landed right on his feet again. Marks kicked him in the back of the leg and dropped him in the middle of the ring, pinning him to the ground.

ONE!

TW… NO!

Mach 2 actually slipped out of the pin, matrix-style and landed on his feet! But Marks was quick enough to pick up on this and rolled him up with a School Boy!

ONE!

TWO…

KICK OUT!

Mach 2 made it back to his feet at the same time DJ Marks did and tried for a kick, but Marks ducked. Mach 2 kept spinning and made it the second time around with a real Roundhouse Enzuigiri, CRACKING DJ in the back of the skull!

While Marks tried to recover from the blow, Mach 2 did his own fist pump and yelled to the cheering crowd, who fired back with a big round of applause and cheers themselves. Mach 2 waited for DJ Marks to get back up and landed a big thick Knife-Edge Chop to the chest. He blasted Marks with a few more chops and a couple more hard kicks that were knotting up the hamstring.

The Supersonic Kid ran off the ropes yet again, but this time, Marks was ready and tried to connect with a Big Boot. Mach 2 slid underneath his legs and landed back on his feet, connecting with a Dropsault that knocked him back into the corner. Mach 2 actually landed on his feet and ran at Marks, but he shot him up and over with a Back Body Drop.

“I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!” Marks screamed to Raines and Rowe, but turned around and was greeted with a hard KICK to the head.

Marks was staggered backwards while Mach 2 climbed the top turnbuckle and waited for DJ Marks to regain his composure. He leaped off the top rope…

OMG BLUECHIPPER DROPKICK!

The signature BEAUTIFUL dropkick of the ANSA caught Mach 2 in mid-air and knocked the high flyer right out of the sky, dropping him to the ground. While Mach 2 had the wind knocked out of him, DJ Marks kicked him over and pressed a foot down on his chest, flexing his muscles while going for a cover.

ONE!

TWO…

NO!

Mach 2 wasn’t going to go down so easily to a dropkick out of mid-air but DJ Marks finally had the advantage and tagged into JD Raines. While Mach 2 was down… well, he did the same thing and tried for a lazy cover, only his was with a pinky.

ONE!

TWO… No.

A weak kickout, but one that was really necessary if Big E. Smalls wanted to still have a job after this match. JD Raines batted Mach 2 around with a couple of paintbrushing slaps to the back of the head. As Mach 2 tried to get back to his feet, Raines kicked him in the chest and tried to fire him back towards the ropes, but Mach 2 held on and grabbed onto him in another Headscissors, sending him shooting across the ring.

While Raines was down, he tagged in Big E. Stark for the first time in this match and let him inside. Big E. put Raines on the ground with a big Shoulder Block, followed by both Stark and Mach 2 dropping a respective Leg Drop and a Standing Moonsault onto Raines! Mach 2 got out of the ring while Big E. Stark went for a cover.

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Raines fired a shoulder off the map, but he was at the mercy of Big E. Stark, who cracked him with a good solid Headbutt to the face, sending him wobbling back a step. A second headbutt nearly ruined all of Raines’ movie-star good looks and a third headbutt sent him dazed into a neutral corner. As Raines wobbled back out of the corner, Stark grabbed him in a Full Nelson and looked out to the crowd before DRIVING him in the middle of the ring with a Full Nelson Atomic Drop!

The fans cringed from the sickening impact of the move and Raines may not have been able to sit right for a week. But Stark was having himself a grand old time dishing out some punishment as he bounced off the ropes and utterly CLOBBERED him with a Diving Forearm to the face. He pushed him down and went for another cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Stark picked up Raines by the chest and kissed his palm before CHOPPING him with an open-style chop to the chest to double him over, then threw a second one in for good measure. He raised his hand again and brought down a third chop before pushing Raines into the corner. He gestured to Mach 2 as he ran across the the ring and got some good speed across the ring…

BODY AVALANCHE/ENZUIGIRI FROM THE APRON!

Big E. Stark crushed JD Raines in the corner at the same time as Mach 2 cracking Raines in the back of the head with a leaping kick from the apron. While JD Raines staggered forward from the stereo blows, Stark tagged in Mach 2 and grabbed onto Raines, dumping him in the middle of the ring with a Scoop Slam. After dropping him down, Mach 2 grabbed the ropes as Stark bounced off the opposite side…

BODY SPLASH/SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP!

The stereo moves kept on coming from Big E. Smalls, which had the crowd on their feet! Mach 2 pushed Raines down on the ground while Stark left the ring, allowing for him to try and get the pinfall attempt again.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… SAVED BY DJ MARKS!

Marks came into the ring and pulled Mach 2 by the leg, saving the jobs of both he and his tag team partner. Sure, a six-month vacation sounded nice at other jobs, but if you didn’t get paid and it was because your rivals kicked your ass, then it wouldn’t have been so fun.

Referee Tomaz Heinreich stared at DJ Marks and ordered him back to his corner, so he kept him far away. Mach 2 continued to pick him up Raines and kicked him a couple more times, then tried to go for another whip, but Raines reversed it and put him in the corner. As he waited for Mach 2 to recover, he ran in and tried for another big move, but hit him with a Drop Toe Hold into the turnbuckle!

As Raines laid there face-first, Mach 2 rolled backwards and landed on his feet before bouncing off the ropes and connecting with the SONIC BOOM! After getting viciously Dropkicked in the back of the head, Mach 2 rolled him backwards and tried for a tag…

But not before DJ Marks made it back into the ring and SUPERKICKED Mach 2’s head right off his body!

…Well, not really because that would’ve been pretty sucky for the unlucky soul whose lap that the head landed on. But the kick caught him and knocked him right the hell out as Raines got out of the ring to recover from the onslaught he’d suffered.

DJ Marks ran over to Big E. Stark and caught him in the face with a running Forearm Smash, knocking him off the apron with a cheap shot. Stark recovered and tried to get back into the ring, but Tomaz Heinreich wasn’t going to allow it and kept the big man cooped up in the corner.

Meanwhile, Mach 2 was now easy pickings as Michelle Rowe slid into the ring and all three members of the All-Natural Superior Athletes began putting the feet to the young cruiserweight, sending the crowd into a fit of jeers.

“Ref, look!” Lettie pointed at the corner, but Tomaz ordered her to get out of the way.

Meanwhile, the ANSA scattered like metrosexual cockroaches as DJ Marks returned to being the legal man. He slapped his own hand, sounding like a tag to allow JD Raines back into the ring. The two propped up Mach 2 and pointed across the ring before TOSSING him nearly all the way to the other corner with a Double Biel Throw!

Both Marks and Raines took time posturing for the crowd by doing a couple of flexes and poses mid-ring. Some girls (and even a few men in the audience) began taking pictures of them before they turned their attention back to the weakened Mach 2.

The Supersonic Kid was now at the mercy of DJ Marks, who got tagged back in as he picked him up and dropped him in a Tree of Woe in the corner and kept him pinned there, throwing a series of knees and and kicks into his exposed chest. After sufficiently wearing down Mach 2 in the corner, Marks tagged in JD Raines again and the two went back to the double-teaming as DJ Marks slid in with a Baseball Slide Dropkick!

That wasn’t all, though, as JD Raines followed right behind his tag team partner, connecting with the Hesitation Dropkick out of the corner! The shot knocked Mach 2 clean out of the corner and sent him crashing back down to the ground.

Raines was looking completely confident in the driver’s seat as he got up and peppered Mach 2 with a couple more slaps to the back of the head before grabbing him by the arm and kicking him several timesi in the chest. After the shots, he grabbed Mach 2 by the arm and looked out to the crowd who booed the young gun.

“THAT’S RIGHT, BOO MACH 2! BOO THE MIDGET! BOO HIM! SHOWER HIM WITH YOUR HATRED, DUDES!”

After giving himself and the other ANSA members a chuckle, he trapped him in a Cobra Clutch and dropped him neck-first across his knee. After the sickening impact, he stood Mach 2 up again, only to CRACK him right in the mouth with a OMG BLUE CHIPPER Dropkick!

And instead of going for the cover, JD Raines ran over and dapped fists with DJ Marks, then ran to the outside and gave Michelle Rowe a big old hug and a peck on the cheek.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The crowd continued to get on their shit, but Raines ignored the crowd and went back inside the ring, grabbing Mach 2’s legs and going for the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Mach 2 got the shoulder up, which caused Raines to glare at Heinreich.

“You douchebag dipshit crackwhore!” Marks screamed from the apron. “Learn to count, would you? Three isn’t hard.”

Tomaz got fed up with their abuse and held up two fingers, so Raines went back to punishing Mach 2 some more, cracking him a couple of times with some nasty Shoot Kicks to the ribs. After he did that, it was DJ Marks’ turn to get back into the ring and dole out some damage.

Big E. Stark and Lettie Rios continued to watch helplessly from ringside while Marks and Raines continued to lay a beatdown on the Supersonic Kid. Raines cracked him with a European Uppercut to the back of the head, which propelled him into another shot from Marks. Another shot from Raines, then another shot from Marks.

And finally, a whip from DJ Marks sent him back into the ropes. Upon Mach 2’s return, he struck him with a Kitchen Sink knee to the jaw, then Raines followed it up off the ropes with a running Dropkick to the head.

DJ Marks pushed him down into the ground and drove a big forearm down into his throat. He continued to press down for a cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR…

SAVED BY BIG E. STARK!

Stark pulled DJ Marks off his tag team partner, saving their jobs in the process! The fans roared as Big E. Stark got pulled back into his corner while Mach 2 was the victim of more punishment behind the referee’s back, tossing him into the corner. Marks tagged back into Raines again and they tossed him across the ring where Mach 2 crumbled, barely able to stand.

Marks whipped Raines right at Mach 2, but the Supersonic Kid got two feet up into his face! As Raines stumbled backwards, Marks got his turn at bat and also tried to charge at him this time, but Mach 2 moved out of harm’s way, sending him crashing into the turnbuckle!

Using the energy from the fans, Mach 2 stood up again on his feet and used the doubled over Raines a s launching pad. He jumped right off his back and DROVE Marks into the ring with a Leaping Flatliner!

Raines was back up and tried to take off Mach’s head with a Big Boot, but he ran underneath and came back off the ropes, twisting and turning around him before landing right over his back and CRASHING him down into the canvas with a Twisting Reverse DDT!

Using some fancy footwork and some innovative maneuvers, the smaller half of Big E. Smalls was on the ground now, trying to reach out for a tag. Big E. Stark slapped the turnbuckle padding and waved his other arm, extended out and waiting for a tag. DJ Marks noticed him crawling and grabbed him by the leg as he tried to stop him from making the tag, but Mach 2 got his other foot and kicked him away.

AND THE TAG WAS MADE TO BIG E. STARK!

The arena went wild as Big E. Stark ran right over DJ Marks with a massive Clothesline, cracking him right in the neck. Marks tried getting up a second time, but Big E. Stark ducked a punch from Marks, only to come back and connect with a Flying Shoulder Block that sent him crashing across the ring!

Raines tried to get him a piece of Big E. Stark, but the Yonkers Bomber was ready and ducked the Clothesline, only to catch him off the ropes again with a Flapjack!

Off in the opposite corner, DJ Marks was trying to get his bearings about him, but Stark lowered himself a in a three-point stance across the ring before running and CRUSHING Marks in the corner. Stark wasn’t done and continued to clean the smarmy youngster’s clock with a barrage of clotheslines to the chest, each blow taking the wind right out of him.

Noticing Raines in his peripheral vision, he charged right at him as well and hit a Running Dropkick of his own, knocking Raines right back into the corner where he crumbled from the impact of the kick.

Stark was showing some fancy footwork of his own, obviously his continuing training alongside both Lettie Rios and Mach 2 paying off. He charged at DJ Marks again in the corner and caught him underneath the jaw with a Running Elbow Smash! He lifted Marks over his shoulder in a Fireman’s Carry, looking out to the crowd with intent as he turned him around…

DA FLY GUY!

The big Reverse Thrown Fireman’s Carry Slam drove him into the center of the ring and Big E. Stark wasted no time in going for the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… KICK OUT!

The ANSA had been pretentious little assholes during this entire feud with Big E. Smalls, but they hadn’t been pushovers. Stark was shocked that he’d kicked out of the big-time power move, but wasn’t going to stop there. He turned over to JD Raines and tossed him into the corner. After charging in with a Splash, he got an elbow up and caught Stark underneath the jaw where Marks was waiting to clip him in the back of the head.

Both Marks and Raines doubled Stark over with a pair of kicks to the chest before they grabbed him by the throat and DROVE him hard into the ground with a Sitout Double Chokeslam! Marks was still the legal man and went over, hooking the far leg for the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Stark wasn’t going to give in and threw a defiant shoulder off the canvas, which had the crowd cheering and all three of the ANSA members in disbelief. Raines ran right over and as Mach 2 tried to cheer on his partner, he was clipped in the jaw with a Big Boot, knocking him off the ring apron.

Turning their attention back to Big E. Stark, both Marks and Raines put the big man in their crosshairs and waited for him to get up off the mat. The Yonkers Bomber started to come to and got back to his knees while Marks and Raines both stomped the mat, looking for their last big move in order to send Big E. Smalls out of ACW for a good, long while.

They both went for a double-team suplex move of some sort, looking to finish the match for good, but Mach 2 came right back and CRACKED Marks in the jaw with a hard Superkick to the head!

Raines tried to keep Stark from getting any more offense, but Stark doubled him over with a punch and pushed him away. And with Raines doubled over, Mach 2 ran at his own partner and Stark launched him up in the air before he cracked him with a high-impact Dropkick to the jaw, sending him flying through the ropes and out to the floor!

DJ Marks was left alone with both members of Big E. Smalls now and they waited for him to get back up. Stark grabbed him by the head with a Stunner while Mach 2 caught him in the back of the head with an Enzuigiri…

THE TOP GUN!

And Big E. Stark stayed on top of the cover after DJ Marks hit the ground, holding him down while Mach 2 kept JD Raines from getting back into the ring.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

The crowd celebrated the huge victory by Big E. Smalls tonight as the referee raised both hands of Mach 2 and Big E. Stark. They had come together as a perfect team and had just vanquished their hated rivals of the last couple of months!

Michelle Rowe was in shock, mouth open wide-eyed as she looked around the arena, confused and flabbergasted. There was no way that they lost this match. They had the upper hand on those three for some time now. No way.

No.

Fucking.

Way.

As security came by to escort Marks, Raines and Rowe from the arena, the fans (and Big E. Smalls) joined in on a familiar chorus meant for assholes who got their just due.

NA-NA-NA-NA!
NA-NA-NA-NA!
HEY, HEY, HEY, GOOD-BYE!
NA-NA-NA-NA!
NA-NA-NA-NA!
HEY, HEY, HEY, GOOD-BYE!

Marks’ brains were still scrambled from the beating he’d taken in the last minutes of the match. Raines was tired and dehydrated. No way this was happening.

But Mach 2 waved goodbye, Big E. Stark flipped them the bird, and Lettie Rios blew a kiss towards the three.

Deuces, ANSA.

Deuces.

And we still had a hell of a lot of show left to go.

WINNER: Big E. Smalls via pinfall (Big E. Stark over DJ Marks; ANSA are banned from ACW for six months)

Promises

He didn't care to admit it; but it was fucking good to be home. Say what you like about the King Shit of Fuck Mountain, but for a man who has now appeared at the last four Legends events the phrase 'potential hall of famer' is something that could be applied.

Maybe.

Back in his old locker room for the night, K2 has had what some would say quite a turbulent year. Tonight was going to be no different.

*Knock* *Knock*

He didn't have time to think about the past however.

"Holy fuck."

Only the present.

SilverHAWK was in the building.

"I thought you where dead old man? You sure as hell look it."

A smirk.

"Not quite mate."

As SilverHAWK entered the room, K2 got to his feet and as both men stood; together. Dressed in dirty black boots with jeans and a black sweater, HAWK looked awful. Like, really awful.

"I'm not coming here for a fight Keller... I'm not in any shape to do that anyway. I'm here to talk to you about something."

The Bastard King of Ages, for once, was all ears.

"I'm going on a trip soon to get away from all of this, and I need to know that I'm leaving things in good hands. I need you to reassure me that you'll do what we've spoken about on a few occasions?"

Cryptic or what people?

"Well... that depends, where are you going?"

HAWK could feel the pain behind his eyeballs growing already.

"Away. That's all you need to know. Now I want your word on this."

Keller suddenly stood up with a massive bit of confusion on his face.

"HAWK... how hard did they hit you? You do realise who you are talking to don't you?"

*BAM*

Suddenly HAWK had his forearm against Kellers throat and had pushed him into the locker behind him, both men gritting their teeth as HAWK showed no matter how weak he was, he still had a little bit of fight left in the old son of a bitch.

"I'm not here to fuck around Keller... I am here, in the Arena for you, then I need to get to the Forum. I've never asked you for anything Keller. In all the years that I have known you I've put up with all your shit, all your schemes, all your mess and all your betrayals. I've put up with you constantly working against me and this company. Now, here I am asking you to do me a fucking favour so I can leave this place in a little bit of peace."

"Fine fine fine.... just get the fuck off me old man."

As SilverHAWK released the pressure, Keller knocked him backwards and then felt a little bit bad for doing so. HAWK didn't look his normal self... but then again why would he? HAWK had got what he had came for, and now it was his time to retire, but not before Khristain got his final say in.

"Hey HAWK... I just wanted to say, I'm sorry about how all this went down."

As Jones about turned to wonder what the fuck was going on, Keller continued.

"You've not done anything to deserve all the shit you got off me, to be honest the reason I gave you so much hassle was because I knew you could handle it but I just want you to know; what Lowell and Z and Hunt have done in the past, I'd never have gone there."

His reaction? A small smile.

"Thanks Keller."

"Don't mention it. Take care of yourself... and get a shower, you're reeking."

Both men chuckled as HAWK once again moved to leave.

"See you on the other side Keller, good luck tonight because by the looks of it you're gonna need it."

As the ACW Architect left the locker room, Keller sat back down and had a ponder about the job he had just been given and when was the best time to do it.

Next week... he thought.

Next week I will end his career.

I'll Be The One...

We see Hank Wright warming up in his dressing room, rubbing his hands, his eyes staring down at the ground.

“Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Someone may think I should call you ‘Little’ seen as I’m talking to myself.

“In a moment, I’m going to show fans why I didn’t show up at COURAGE 140. Was it because I run my mouth off about Keller and lost? I’ll admit I had an off-night and had bitten off more than I could chew.

“Getting The Abilities to do your dirty work for you? That sounds just like Jimmy Reid.”

Footage showed The Abilities assaulting Hank Wright before speeding off once they realised the cameras were rolling. Hank was left a bloody mess and unable to move.

“I’ve waited for this moment for a LOOOOOOOOOONG time. To get you face-to-face, head-to-head, one-on-one, man-to-boy…

“All of the missed title matches, all of the supercards, all of the magical moments, all of the mammoth crowds, all of the pops, ovations, boos and rounds of applause, all of the angles I could’ve done, the interviews I could’ve cut, the people who’ve come down the pipe that I could’ve wrestled…I’ve wondered and thought about…what might have been?

“I’m a man at peace these days but don’t misinterpret that me as being peaceful because I’m far from it. I may’ve come to terms with who I am and happy with the man I’ve become finally, but my career could’ve taken a different path altogether and I hold you personally responsible.

“Jimmy, you back-stabbed and back-scratched to get to the top and jumped into bed with executive bosses to stay there. You don’t know what it’s like to pay your dues, pay the price every night and go out there for an hour for pittance. I wouldn’t mind but you don’t deserve it.

“I apologise if I sound bitter because I ain’t. Not anymore. Remember this though: Every drop of blood I’ve spilled, every chairshot I ever took, every town I’ve ever made, every bill I’ve struggled to pay, every mile I’ve driven and every stitch, scar or broken bone I’ve suffered will be behind every punch, every kick and every stomp I throw at you tonight.

“You call yourself ‘The One.’ Well, tonight, I’m going to be ‘The One’ Jimmy. The one man you wish you’d never screwed because I’m going to put an end to your sham of a career.

“You’re the WRONG man in the WRONG place at the WRONG time.”


ACW Tag Team Title Match
TRIOS STREET FIGHT
The Night Life (Kaus, Fever Pitch and Aleczander) vs. The Brotherhood of Awesome

           

Legends.

The night where ACW's stars shined brightest.

The night where destinies were made... and broken.

The night where the stakes could not be higher.

And it was on this night that the tag team championships would be contested in the most brutal way the Night Life could consider: a street fight. It was on this night that the Night Life, who virtually have had a stranglehold on the ACW World Tag Team Championships since winning them from the Entourage, would defend the championships against a team trio of men that had done nothing but become thorns in their sides. A trio of men who declared war on the Night Life the moment they'd positioned themselves in line for a title shot: the Brotherhood of Awesome.

Tonight, the war would conclude.

Tommy Vale made the introductions, "Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the TRIOS STREET FIGHT for the ACW World Tag Team Championships!"

The lights went out in Quebec.

For a couple of moments, there was nothing except the murmurs of the crowd. Then, something rather unfamiliar hit the PA system. It was the "Foreplay" section of Boston's "Foreplay/Long Time". The crowd continued to make noise as many were unable to even see what was going on. After the short reprieve from the wailing guitars, the lights started to flash along with the guitar riffs. That's when the crowd got a glimpse of what was pouring out from behind the curtains.

Robots.

Or, rather, a bunch of dudes in cardboard armor that'd been spraypainted gunmetal black. There were so many coming out of the curtain that much of the crowd had no idea what they were in for. The robots marched out and surrounded both the ringside area and the ring itself - almost a hundred in total.

Then, the music stopped and the lights remained off.

"Moskau" by Dschinghis Khan.

The crowd cheered loudly for the first man to be announced in the contest, and perhaps they cheered even louder when the spotlight shined not on the entryway, but the area just to the right of the entryway. Something large and ridiculous came out of there.

A chariot.

And not just any chariot, but one painted in blood (read: spray-painted deep red) and covered in horrific (cardboard) spikes, dragging along the corpses of his enemies (read: discarded mannequins he picked up from a local fashion store) behind it. At least the horses were legit. There could be only one man in all of All-Star Championship Wrestling who would dare ride a chariot of such magnitude.

The Devil Fruit.

The Most Diabolical Fruit Of Them All.

Some people called him the space cowboy.

Some people called him the gangster of love.

Some people called him Maurice.

And those people were idiots, fans of the Steve Miller Band, or both.

Because it was BARON VON BLACKBERRY.

With one man (er, robot...) driving the chariot, Blackberry had two fits in the air in premature victory. Much more frightening, however, was one key element that Blackberry had in his possession. In most people's hands, it was just a microphone. In Blackberry's hands, it was Defcon 1.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he maniacally laughed into the microphone. He actually took so long to laugh maniacally that he and his chariot had already reached the ring.

"FINALLY!" he shouted, as he stepped off his chariot and entered the ring, "FINALLY, MY CONQUEST IS COMPLETE!"

He raised his arms to the cheering crowd, "Gaze upon my robot army, members of the ACW fanbase and those unworthy souls in the back! Gaze upon it and know despair!"

He reached into his labcoat and pulled out a pear, "And also, this pear."

He casually tossed it over his shoulder, whereupon it flew over the top rope, hit one of his robot minions in the head (causing him to take a huge bump), and bounced into the crowd. Yeah, check the backs of your tickets if you're at an ACW show, you never know when a professional wrestler is going to start lobbing fruit into the crowd.

"Know this! The Fruitsylvanian conquest will not stop with such mere trifles as the Night Life and the ACW Tag Team Championships! I, Baron von Blackberry, have much grander ambitions than the tag titles..." Blackberry ranted into the microphone, before he pulled a rolled up parchment out from his labcoat and unrolled it.

The paper fell the ring canvas and rolled all the way to the apron.

Blackberry looked carefully at the list, "First of all!"

And then the lights went out a second time, interrupting Blackberry's speech of epic conquest. Once again, there was silence for a moment, and then... unexpectedly, something other than the opening line of Cult of Personality hit the airwaves. Instead, you got... this.

HEEEEEERE WE ARE!
BORN TO BE KINGS!
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!

HERE WE BELONG!
FIGHTING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITH THE DARKEST POWERS!

If the crowd wasn't jacked up before, they were now that Connor O'Reily decided to not so much step out of the curtain as he did fly out, Bruce Lee-style, with a big flying martial arts movie kick. He looked ridiculous doing it. He didn't give a fuck if he did, however, as he raised his arms in the air after he landed. Around him, the robot army gave a big salute. Following close behind Connor, in matching purple trunks, was Simon Knox, who just casually walked out from behind the curtains. The two men that made up the former Princes of New England had wisely elected to leave their manager, Miranda O'Reily, in the back. After all, things would get hectic tonight.

And violent.

"Introducing first, the challengers," Vale said into his microphone, undaunted by what surrounded him, "At a total combined weight of six hundred and seventy-six pounds, the team of Connor O'Reily, Simon Knox, and Baron von Blackberry... the BROTHERHOOD OF AWEEEEEEESSOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!"

Simon slide into the ring, while Connor hopped up onto the apron. In the ring, Blackberry seemed almost dejected that he was interrupted before he could continue his grand speech. Connor and Simon climbed up opposing turnbuckles and raised their arms for the crowd. Outside of the ring, the robot army that had accompanied the Baron also raised their arms in the air. Once that was done, Connor and Simon hopped off the turnbuckles. In the meantime, some members of security were already trying to shoo the robot army out of the ringside area, much to the chagrin of Blackberry.

"Damn you, Rex Silver!" he shouted to security officials who looked nothing like ACW's head of security.

After a solid minute, enough of the army had left ringside.

In the ring, Simon Knox handed Connor O'Reily some earplugs. Baron von Blackberry almost asked where his set was, but he never got the chance.

The lights in the arena faded out. Normally, this would be the part of the night where the fans would be blinded from the tremendous amount of lasers that would just downright put the Impact Zone. And you’d be right.

Amidst the darkness, a small army of stagehands and crew workers bursted from the back, rolling an aisle-wide red carpet out from entrance to right at the ring. Once it's done and the group clears out, the spinning lights along the entrance all begin to pulse, changing green to yellow to white to green. And then the music kicks in...

Somewhere out there in the vast nothingness of space
Somewhere far away in space and time
Staring upwards at the gleaming stars in the obsidian sky

The fans stared on at the incredibly gaudy and downright unnecessary light show overtaking the entrance. The fans were quiet, looking on at a downright amazing light show. The very first time that Canada had been treated to it.

We're marooned on a small island, in an endless sea
Confined to a tiny speck of sand, unable to escape,
But tonight on this small planet... on Earth...
We're gonna rock civilization

“Slam” by Pendulum played. With barely a photo-op pause atop the stage, the members of the Night Life came out one by one, flashy and dressed for a fight in street clothes and matching NIGHT LIFE T-shirts. The group moves in tune with the beat, with the spotlight following every step of the way. With each Pulse and beat, the blinding lights on the stage continued to shine, throwing the white balance of the cameras off and bathing the Superstar in an aura befitting of their attire and appearance. As the crew approacheed each set of track lights along the aisle, they convert to flashing strobes, popping like flashbulbs of a camera.

Making it to the ring now, the members of the Night Life approached the ring. Kaus and Fever Pitch held onto the tag team titles, Aleczander flexed for the crowd, Elixr continued to gyrate and show off her fine self for the masses and Zip Zap continued to play with some blue and pink glowsticks in the darkness. On paper, this was supposed to have been a three on three match, but with Eliixr and Zip Zap showing off the numbers game for the group, there was no way that the Night Life were going to keep this fair so the Brotherhood of Awesome had to watch all five of the Night Life members.

Tomaz Heinreich, who had his hands full this evening (and the help of Slim J only slightly made things easier), called for the bell.

And then... anarchy.

Connor O'Reily took two steps forward and proceeded to launch himself directly at Kaus, covering him with fists. Kaus covered up in the corner and waited for help that didn't come, because Simon Knox attacked Aleczander right away and knocked him through the second ropes and out to the floor, before following him out. Baron von Blackberry, meanwhile, chose to tackle Fever Pitch to the canvas and roll out to the floor with him, leaving Kaus and O'Reily in the ring together.

Kaus fought back against O'Reily with elbows, backing him into the ropes. An irish whip followed, but Connor jumped into the second ropes and springboarded back with an enzugiri that took Kaus from his feet. The crowd went "OOH!" at that, and Connor raised his arms in a brief moment of triumph.

Outside of the ring, there was naught but pandemonium. Fever Pitch was exchanging forearms with Blackberry with a crazed, bloodthirsty look in his eye. Coincidently, Baron von Blackberry also had a crazed look in his eye, but for all we know, that craziness could've just been brought upon by someone accidently smearing cream cheese on his bagel that morning and he'd been itching for a chance to murder a dude in a professional wrestling match for it. He liked his bagels fucking plain, man. Meanwhile, Aleczander was finding that dealing with Simon Knox wasn't at all pleasant. For one thing, Simon Knox did not back down against him in the slightest. For another thing? Simon Knox did not fight fair, as the kick to the testicles proved.

Even Zip Zap felt that one, and it's questionable on whether or not he himself had those things.

With Aleczander momentarilly incapacitated, Simon Knox reached underneath the ring apron and pulled out a cookie sheet. He slid it into the ring by Connor O'Reily's feet, and Connor picked it up just as Kaus got back to his feet.

WHAM!

Kaus staggered for a moment before he fell to the canvas, and Connor slid the cookie sheet back to Simon. Simon proceeded to pick it up and give it to Aleczander. And by "giving it", we of course mean... well...

WHAM!

That.

Definitely just that.

In any other way would have just been silly.

Aleczander fell over like a sack of tomatoes being pushed down a flight of stairs by a crazy Dutch stoner, and Simon Knox stomped on his head a couple of times to make sure that there would be some brain damage. Most would assume Aleczander was already brain damaged, however. Why else would he have appeared on as much reality TV as he had, anyway?

Meanwhile, Fever Pitch and Baron von Blackberry continued to tear into each other. Eventually, Fever Pitch rammed Blackberry spine-first into the guardrail, which knocked it back just a bit. With Blackberry suitably stunned, Fever Pitch backed away just a bit and came at him with a charge. Blackberry wisely ducked and sent Fever Pitch over the guardrail. Unfortunately for the tyranical ruler of the scenic, yet diabolical, nation of Fruitsylvania, his opponent landed cat-like on his feet (or more accurately, very nearly onto the lap of a particularly vocal fan at ringside). Fever Pitch grabbed Blackberry by his head.

Neckbreaker on the guardrail.

Can anyone say "ouch"?

With Blackberry down and possibly a quadraplegic (read: don't count on it), Fever Pitch hopped back over the guardrail. He kicked Blackberry in the head, while he was at it. Why not, right? He probably deserved it.

Fever Pitch slid into the ring and proceeded to kick Connor O'Reily in the gut. In reality, he'd meant to kick him in the testicles, but it was like there was some anti-ballkicking field around his nuts because his foot was redirected into his stomach instead. Or maybe I'm just typing that to increase the word count on this crap.

He lifted up Connor O’Reily and chopped him across the chest before trying to whip him across the ring, but he caught himself on the ropes, landed perfectly across the top cable and DOVE to the outside, landing right on Aleczander on the outside floor.

Simon Knox was off in another corner keeping Zip Zap at bay by bashing him face-first into the outside barricade, sending him slumping right over in pain as he tried to figure out why it was getting dark on the outside.

But Kaus had seen Connor dive to the outside and wasted no time picking him up by the body, only to lift him up and DRIVE him into the arena floor below with a Michinoku Driver! Kaus stood up and looked proud of his handiwork, but turned around right into a nasty trash can shot from Simon Knox.

“Got you, ya raver fuck.”

Meanwhile, Zip Zap hadn’t quite come around yet as he rolled back into the ring, but found himself the victim of a series of stiff European uppercuts from Baron von Blackberry himself. The evil scientist of Fruitsylvania continued to cackle like a madman as Simon Knox set up a trash can for him in the opposite corner.

“And now, it’s time to put my latest hypothesis to the test... how far can a numbnuts fly?”

Zip Zap tried to answer the question, but didn’t realize a couple of things.

A) Totally rhetorical question.

B) He just got tossed HEAD FIRST into the trash can in the corner, sending the aid of the Night Life possibly back into the realm of unconsciousness.

Aleczander tried getting into the ring to save his buddy, but when he got between the ropes, he found himself the victim of a swinging neckbreaker from Baron Von Blackberry, dropping the former reality star like a bad habit. He dragged him back into the middle of the ring and tried to pin the big man.

1…

2…

But Aleczander kicked out and pushed him right off. Baron Von Blackberry tried to get him back up, but Aleczander threw a couple of punches into his gut to bring him down to his level. Once The Last Star Standing did just that, he propped a chair in the middle of the ring and opened it up, Raven-style. He whipped Blackberry to the ropes and caught him with a drop toe hold, showing off an actual move he learned and planted the Diabolical Fruit right into the chair.

The impact was great and it allowed for Aleczander and Fever Pitch to start double-teaming the Diabolical Fruit as the fans booed the crap out of the raver group. They put the boots to the Ambassador of Fruitsylvania and continued to wail on him before Fever Pitch lifted up a trash can lid and cracked him right in the side of the head.

Connor O’Reily tried coming to the aid of his tag team partner, but Kaus was back on his feet and tackled him to the ground on the outside, preventing him from doing so. Knox did the same, but Fever Pitch saw him coming and caught him in the jaw with a baseball slide dropkick that knocked him backward and sent him packing for the moment.

Elixr slid into the ring and while Kaus tried keeping Knox and O’Reily at bay on the outside, this allowed for Baron Von Blackberry to get triple teamed by the ravers in the ring. Fever Pitch whipped him all the way across the ring and followed it up with a hell of a running vicious back elbow strike in the corner. Elixr ran forward next and caught him with a Handspring back kick, then he was finally mowed down by big Aleczander, crushing him in the corner before whipping him into a hard cookie sheet shot right to the top of his dome!

Fever Pitch tossed the bent cookie sheet away and raised his fists for the crowd while Big Aleczander went for a quick cover on BvB.

1…

2…

But for a crazy fruit with a possible case of megalomania, he was a pretty tough cat and kicked out.

Knox tried once again to get back into the ring, but he was kept at bay by Fever Pitch and a chair while Aleczander continued to pummel Baron Von Blackberry. He locked him in a half nelson and used his free arm to keep pounding on his back with several nasty clubbing forearms as Aleczander was want to do. Bringing the Baron to his knees, Aleczander ran across the ropes and came back with a big kick aimed right at his face, sending BvB rolling backwards.

Kaus rolled back into the ring as Aleczander took a turn to slug it out with O’Reily on the outside while Knox found himself occupied once again with Zip Zap. He tried to save the members of his team, but Knox was having a ball wailing on the little guy halfway up the ramp.

This left Kaus and Fever Pitch alone with the Baron as he found himself on the bad end of another sickening double team. Fever Pitch catapulted the fallen BvB upwards and sent him into a vicious cane shot from Kaus on the apron. BvB fell backwards onto Pitch’s knees, allowing Kaus to slingshot over the ropes and drop a hard elbow right across the chest!

After another successful double-team from the Night Lifers, Fever Pitch went for another cover on the Baron.

1…

2…

But Baron Von Blackberry was still way too tough and managed to kick out still. Fever Pitch went to go grab a chair from the ringside area and brought it back into the ring while Kaus held BvB over in the corner. The fans started a “Blackberry” chant. And no, it probably wasn’t about the phones. Them and their stupid outage.

Kaus tried to throw BvB across the ring with an Irish whip, but the Baron used some fancy footwork to turn the tables on Kaus and trap him in a DDT. He saw Fever Pitch coming with a chair and ducked the shot, then grabbed him by the head.

DDT FOR KAUS~!

AND A CUTTER FOR FEVER PITCH~!

“FOR SCIENCE!” Blackberry screamed to the crowd, who were now cheering for the Brotherhood of Awesome members to fight back against the Raver Menace. Simon Knox finally noticed the opening in the ring now that the Night Lifers were no longer commandeering it and went right back into the ring to slug it out with Aleczander again. Connor O’Reily came to his tag team partner’s aid and once Aleczander was backed into the corner, O’Reily nailed him right in the back of the head with a hard kick from the apron.

Connor went into the ring as Simon Knox kneeled over in front of Aleczander in the corner. He slid Connor another trash can lid and Connor took it, going running. He jumped right off his tag team partner’s back, hitting a Poetry in Motion with the aid of a SICK trash can shot that had the big muscle man dead on his feet in the corner!

He was pushed forward by Connor O’Reily and right into a hard flying forearm smash off the ropes from Simon Knox. The Brotherhood of Awesome were getting back into the thick of things and with the coveted ACW Tag Team Titles on the line, they had to pull out all the stops if they were going to win tonight.

Zip Zap ran back into the ring and tried to come to the aid of his Night Life bretheren, but got stopped right in his tracks, courtesy of a big double superkick from both Knox and O’Reily.

Kaus climbed back into the ring and tried to stop both of BvB’s tag team partners, but he found himself on the bad end of another sick trash can shot from Connor O’Reily. While he remained stunned, Simon tripped him up in the middle of the ring as Connor took point on the apron. The two ran off opposite sides of the ring and came down hard, Simon with a senton splash and Connor with a slingshot splash right onto Kaus at the same time!

The fans were clearly BoA-ers and were rallying behind Connor O’Reily as he tried to pin Kaus.

1…

2…

Elixr made the same, running into the ring and hitting Connor with a cane to the back of the head. She quickly got the hell out of the ring before anything bad could happen to her.

Seeing Aleczander dazed and confused in the corner (you know, his usual self), Connor shook off the pain of the shot from Elixr and while Simon Knox was occupied with Fever Pitch on the outside, grabbed a chair and laid it out in front of the big man. He jumped off the chair in the same fashion he jumped off his tag team partner’s back earlier…

But he was caught.

And MURDERED with a spine rattling powerbomb.

Aleczander showed off his peaks for his freaks in the crowd (all one of them) and went for a rather lazy cover, counting along with the referee.

1…

2…

But a Singapore cane shot to the head from Simon Knox stopped him from being able to get the three. Aleczander clutched head while Simon Knox now found himself in a stand-off with Fever Pitch, holding a trash can overhead. He ran right at the would-be movie star, but Knox ducked the shot. Fever Pitch turned around and ducked the shot himself, getting out of the way.

A few body shots from Fever Pitch, then a big uppercut to the jaw made Knox drop the cane and sent him stumbling backwards into the corner. He chopped him with several nasty Mongolian chops to the neck and head. He took the trash can he held earlier and hurled it right at Simon Knox’s head, cutting his forehead open from the shot and sending him tumbling away from the ring.

Fever Pitch took a break from the action and smiled to himself, but when he opened his eyes again, he had his bell RUNG with a running double knee to the chest, courtesy of the Devil Fruit himself, Baron Von Blackberry. The crowd popped when he monkey flipped Fever Pitch right overhead, making him land on a closed chair on the ground.

Baron Von Blackberry got back up again and raised a fist to the energetic crowd before he went back to Fever Pitch and scooped him up, putting him in the tree of woe in the corner. While Fever Pitch hung there, Connor O’Reily held a chair right in front of Fever Pitch’s face. This gave BvB a wicked idea as he got himself some running room. He ran off the opposite corner, sprang backwards and ran full speed ahead, hitting a sick running dropkick to the chair right into Fever Pitch’s face!

CRUNCH~!

The Devil Fruit had dropkicked the chair held by Connor into the face of Fever Pitch, cutting open the second in command of the Night Life. He fell off the corner and rolled out the floor, probably halfway to dreamland right about now.

The Baron had no time to celebrate, though, as Zip Zap came back into the ring and got off his first successful bit of offense with a corkscrew kick right to the head.

“I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE!”

Zip Zap jumped for joy and even used a few crazy Jersey Shore fist pumps for the jeering crowd. Once Zip Zap stopped fellating himself, he tried to pick up a trash can and propped it into the middle of the ring. He picked up Baron Von Blackberry before trying for a jumping variation of a tornado DDT, but BvB held himself to the ground and put the high flyer back down…

RETCON.

PAUNCH~!

The blow caught Zip Zap right in the temple, but didn’t appear to have any effect. He stopped. He blinked. Then he laughed.

“HAHA! I have survived your silly Retc-“

But he stopped when he suddenly went rocketing through the sky and crash-landed right into the wreckage of the trash can which nearly got him a standing ovation from the crowd.

Baron Von Blackberry wiped his hand together as if he’d finished taking out the trash. But he didn’t have much time to get to celebrate among the all-out war taking place as he got cracked in the back with a chair, courtesy of Aleczander!

While that brawl was going down, Simon Knox had set up a table in the ring and propped it up in the corner, but he didn’t get any kind of an opportunity to use it as he found himself on the bad end of a push kick from Aleczander, knocking him back several steps. Simon tried to fight back against the big roided-out gorilla of the Night Life, but Aleczander was too much trouble and doubled him over with a couple of knees. Simon returned fire with a few hard chops to the chest and a hard jawbreaker stunned him.

Simon then tried to set up a chair in the middle of the ring again and tried to DDT him onto the chair, but Aleczander twisted himself free and pulled him into a hard and tight short-arm clothesline that turned him sideways and nearly inside out before he hit the ground.

Just like he did to his tag team partner a little bit ago, he tried to pick him up by the hair and powerbomb him right onto the open chair, but Simon Knox wasn’t brought up there alone as he had a fire extinguisher in hand…

WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Amazing Ace was blinded by extinguisher foam and teetered backwards, not being able to see much of anything going on in the ring.

And Connor O’Reily added more to it as he came back into the ring with a chair and simply lobbed it right at Aleczander, catching the big man right in the side of the head! He was still on his feet, so Simon Knox shrugged and cracked him right in the breadbasked with the fire extinguisher, then Connor O’Reily followed it up with a chair shot right to the back.

They had disposed of the giant, but Kaus and Elixr had snuck up behind the two tag team partners as Elixr went with a low blow!

Before Simon could respond, he had his face nearly kicked off his head thanks to a sickening legitimate Japanese businessman kick from Kaus!

Connor was disposed of temporarily while Kaus singled out Simon Knox and put the boots to him in the corner. Kaus doubled him over with a kick and turned him around, hitting an exploder suplex to Knox right into the turnbuckle.

While Kaus was down, he turned his attention over to Connor O’Reily and doubled him over with a big kick while Elixr tended to Baron Von Blackberry on the outside of the ring. Both Brotherhood of Awesome and Night Lifers had been dropped like flies in this crazy contest.

With Connor O’Reily in prime position for a world of hurt, the silent assassin of the Night Life powered the high flyer over his shoulder and ran forward, looking for a running Liger bomb through the table, but Connor slipped out and rolled him up into a sunset flip.

1…

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But Elixr came back into the match again and nailed Connor O’Reily in the head with the same Singapore cane she’d used before, breaking up the cover and saving the tag team titles. Growling under his breath, Kaus got up and made Connor O’Reily pay with some hard knife edge chops that were turning his chest red.

Connor was doubled over in the corner when Kaus went to work with his signature kicks, throwing brutal shot after brutal shot in an attempt to wear down the high flyer of the Brotherhood. After more shots, he doubled him over with a spinning roundhouse kick to the chest before setting him up on the top turnbuckle. He was down and out when he picked him up and looked to set him up for some kind of suspended stunner or cutter off the turnbuckles…

CRACK!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Simon Knox was back and straight hurled a chair right into the face of Kaus, knocking him nearly out cold. Connor and Simon both high fived each other and went to the outside. Fever Pitch was back up and tried to stop Connor and O’Reily from doing whatever it was they had planned, but the Devil Fruit creeped up behind him and yelled into his ear.

Yes, indeed. Yelled right into his ear.

Then when he turned around, dropped him with a pretty nasty superkick on the floor.

“LET US CLAIM THOSE TITLES FOR THE MOTHERLAND!” BvB shouted to his tag team partner.

Connor and Simon ignored him and slid a second table into the ring. While Kaus was down, the two members of the Brotherhood of Awesome set up the table and picked up Kaus’ body, cracking him with some hard punches before throwing his body onto the table.

The fans were going apeshit as they got ready to do something that was probably crazy and was probably going to hurt them, but they would make sure that this was going to hurt Kaus a hell of a lot more.

Both Knox and O’Reily started to climb to the top rope and looked out to the bloodthirsty crowd who had been very vocal and energetic for this match. They looked to their adoring public, then looked at each other and nodded…

DIVING ELBOW DROP FROM SIMON KNOX~!

DOUBLE LEG DROP FROM CONNOR O’REILY~!

The table shattered and exploded into a million pieces as Kaus was completely crushed from the impact of having nearly four hundred and fifty pounds of man crash down on top of him. And the fans exploded for the crazy, insane maneuver!

The Sly-Tron played a repeat of the incredible high risk maneuver several times and each pop was louder than the last as Kaus was put through the table by the Brotherhood of Awesome members.

And it was back to real time where Simon Knox had little time to recover from the impact of the dive as Aleczander was back up on the outside. He grabbed Knox by the leg and pulled him out of the ring before TOSSING him by the back of his neck against the barricade.

As Aleczander continued putting the boots over to Simon Knox, Connor O’Reily went over and was about to pin Kaus, but Zip Zap…

Little goddamn Zip Zap…

Came back with a stop sign again.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Try as he might to be able to save the Night Life with a blood-curdling scream, Connor O’Reily shrugged and backdropped Zip Zap right over the top rope, sending him crashing down to the floor below. After he was disposed of, Connor went over to Kaus and hooked his fallen body for the cover.

1…

2…

What he didn’t see was Fever Pitch coming out of nowhere again to CRACK him in the side of the head with the steel chair in hand, knocking Connor O’Reily nearly the hell out. While Connor was stunned in the corner, he continued to jab the chair into his rib cage repeatedly, trying to incapacitate him. But he wasn’t gone for long as Fever Pitch got turned around by Baron Von Blackberry.
BLACKBERRY STORM~!

The Legsweep DDT turned Fever Pitch’s lights out and dropped the Night Life’s second in command for good. All that he needed was to be able to finish…

ALECZANDER’S GOT TALENT THROUGH THE TABLE~!

Nobody saw it coming. Not even Baron Von Blackberry.

But the table that had been set up halfway through the match in the corner was just obliterated after Aleczander straight tackled Baron Von Blackberry right through it. The crowd hated the Night Life, but the impact of the move had been completely sick and crushed the table into pieces. They HAD to cheer it.

What they didn’t cheer for, though, was Aleczander taking Baron Von Blackberry and pulling him to the middle of the ring where he hooked a leg.

1…

2…

3!

The victory put the crowd in a state of utter shock as the bell rang. The Brotherhood of Awesome had been able to best the Night Life on several occasions throughout the match. They may not have had the numbers game with them, but they’d dominated several stretches of the match with unique double teams and being able to work over the sides.

But when the crowd saw the dual referees of the match hand over the ACW tag team titles back to Aleczander, they knew what had just happened.

After raising both tag team titles high over his head, Aleczander went to help his tag team cohorts out of the ring as they all left the ringside area. Elixr was helping Fever Pitch while Aleczander carried Zip Zap over one shoulder and helped Kaus back to his feet. The five of them had been taken to task by the likes of the Brotherhood of Awesome.

Baron Von Blackberry was barely conscious after having the wind knocked out of him and being put through a table by Aleczander. Simon Knox had just come around on the outside while Connor O’Reily looked up, a look of disappointment had crossed his face.

Fever Pitch held up one of the tag team titles and Aleczander held up the other while the other members laughed at the fallen Brotherhood of Awesome in the ring. The numbers game for the Night Life had come through yet again and their nearly year-long stranglehold on the tag team titles showed no signs of slowing down.

After tonight, who the heck was going to be able to stop them?

WINNER: The Night Life by pinfall (Aleczander over Baron Von Blackberry)

Just Let It Go

   

He had heard the rumours, but in ACW these days he never knew just what to believe from the loose lips backstage.

I can't believe Aaron would do this to himself.

Bishop was looking for his friend, and it didn't take long to find him because as soon as he heard the news he knew exactly where HAWK would be.

In the pit.

"HAWK... what the hell are you doing here?"

The ACW architect turned around and greeted his friend with a small smile, but there was no doubt in any ones mind he was looking very weak, and very pale.

"Does your doctor know you're here?"

"Hmph."

Bishop was in disbelief.

"What the hell man, you know how risky this is don't you? You know that you shouldn't be anywhere near this place while Hunt and Z are still around."

Holding onto the back of his dark jacket, Bishop tried to get HAWK the hell out of there, but HAWK was having none of it.

"It's Legends Joe! Legends! I need to make sure this runs right because sure as hell Hunt isn't going to!"

Joe shook his head. "This isn't your problem anymore HAWK, you should forget this place ever existed! Look at the pain that it has caused you... the grief and the hurt."

SilverHAWK signed.

"Listen, I know you are worried about me but there is something I got to do, someone I have to see first. I walked by here and got distracted... I wanted to know what was going on."

A reassuring arm was placed over HAWKs shoulder as they both began to walk away from the main hub of backstage activity.

"OK... well you go and do that and say your goodbyes and I'll meet you after the show and we can go home man. I've got something I need to speak to you about anyway."

As both men exchanged glances, SilverHAWK walked into the distance as Joe Bishop looked at his clipboard to figure out who was up next, catching one last glimpse of his best friend walking into the next area of the building.

"Crazy bastard... heh."

Twenty Years In The Making
Jimmy Reid v Hank Wright

   

In 1992, ACW staged a World Title tournament to determine its first-ever champion. On a hot summer’s night it came down to two men: Jimmy Reid and Hank Wright.

A partisan Texan support backed its young stallion. The ovation he received as he entered the arena was astonishing, overwhelming and a reception that 90% of wrestlers don’t even taste once over the course of their careers. Hank probably looked forward to many more of them.

However, Jimmy Reid turned the dream into a nightmare. The scene was set for Wright to win the title and be in control of a global juggernaut on the up. He’d headline ACW and take it places it had never been before.

Instead, The One concocted a plan and pulled a pair of tights, a typical villainous tactic. Ordinarily, Wright would kick out – only he didn’t. The official’s hand slapped the canvas three times and Reid headed off into the sunset with the prestigious strap in hand.

Hank was told he’d get a rematch with Reid and that he would soon get the belt anyway. A rivalry between the duo would draw excellent business and cement two genuine players as opposed to one.

“Don’t call us: We’ll call you.”

Needless to say, it never arrived.

Wright returned when ACW looked to expand its talent roster and touch new markets in 2011. Hank had headlined a Mexican territory and set the country on fire during a two-year run there. It made sense to finally ring Wright and sign the man who should’ve been a household name the world over.

Hank returned and it became pretty clear there was animosity between him and Reid. Jimmy’s youngest son, Booster, turned detective and eventually it all came out.

Tonight, nearly two decades on the ACW Hall of Fame inductee Jimmy Reid will meet ACW’s Lost Legend Hank Wright in a long-awaited rematch.

Let’s get down to business.

Gonna Fly Now by Bill Conti. You know…

The Rocky theme.

I said business. This just takes the piss.

Yes, Jimmy Reid had a red robe on with ‘The One’ emblazoned across the back of it in white and he was throwing lefts and rights as a mixture of shock, laughter and heat responded to Reid’s entrance. Jimmy has always been regarded as one of the best bad guys in the business. Security surrounded him in his walk to the ring, the iconic theme echoing all around the arena. When he reached his destination and stepped into the squared circle, his sneer of supremacy apparent for all to see, the volume increased. Though not as much as it would just moments later.

You see, Jimmy revealed his robe and underneath, he had blue trunks and matching boots. That’s pretty normal, isn’t it? Well, it was what was around the trunks that was the main talking point. Reid had brought a keepsake with him…

The World Championship he won in 1992.

That’s right; the belt he won at Hank’s expense was wrapped around Jimmy’s waist. Talk about adding fuel to the fire. Reid revelled in controversy.

So did his opponent.

Going Out West started and jeers were rapidly replaced by cheers.

Queens of The Stone Age faded into the background, only to be substituted by Scorpions.

It was old-school, all right.

Hank came out in a tank to a fantastic ovation, signalling his current nickname, while ‘Rock You Like A Hurricane’ referred to the past. The atmosphere was electric, especially when Wright popped out to wave to the crowd and then drove it down to ringside, Jimmy’s mouth agape. It was priceless.

The Governor slammed the door shut and raised his arms in the air for all to see. The cowboy hat was tossed into the crowd and the red trenchcoat hoyed into the front row. Then, he ran up the ringsteps and stepped between the ropes, ignoring Paige Allen, the designated official, and he made a beeline straight for Jimmy, who failed to react to a forceful Lou Thesz Press in time as it kicked off with Hank bouncing Jimmy’s head off the canvas repeatedly and smacking him with lefts and rights that threatened to end this contest very, very early on indeed.

Fortunately, Reid, more through desperation than anything, was able to escape a couple of blows and get to his feet, but he was firmly on the backfoot. Hank was living up to the respective monikers of The Tank and The Hurricane, dictating a breakneck pace and tempo. Jimmy sough to escape the Texan’s trail.

He couldn’t. Hank backed Jimmy up in the corner and unveiled one of his specialist dishes: A European Uppercut and Machine Gun Chop with alternating hands X 2, a left and right knee to the stomach, a pair of punches to the head followed quickly by a couple of kicks to the stomach and served with a wicked Yakuza as Reid lay helpless, draped across the bottom strand like he was taking a sauna, except without the relaxation because he’d taken a…

WRIGHT BEATING.

Boy, it was early to see that. Reid didn’t expect it and it would seem Hank was dipping into his Hurricane days, probably inspired by Scorpions, as Wright helped Jimmy up only to connect with…

Where The West Begins!

Hank’s Short-Range Western Lariat almost beheaded Jimmy, who bounced out of the ring upon impact as the audience applauded Hank’s handiwork. The Tank had busted out two of his trademarks especially early and that didn’t bode well for his nemesis, who was afforded a brief break as the official tried to stop Wright from leaving the battlefield to take the fight to The One but the Texan brushed him aside with ease and contempt, only to fall victim to a sneaky thumb to the eye. From there, Reid tried to ram Hank’s head into the nearby railing but Wright blocked it and turned the tables on Jimmy and instead introduced his face to the steel.

Wright dragged Reid away from that security barrier to try and deposit him to the far side and into the wall where the stewards were stood, which he did with terrific velocity, sending Jimmy into it, causing the legend to wince uncomfortably and to tend to his back.

Hank had set a tremendous tempo thus far, which The One had been unable to live with, but the big man was taking his time reaching Reid, perhaps enjoying a rest period. It would prove to be a miscalculation. His run-up wasn’t long enough and Reid was able to use what momentum Hank had against him and elevate him up and over the wall with a basic backbody drop that cause the front row to duck for cover as the tall Texan went careering over and came down with a thud.

Once again, The One was draped over the wall, feeling the effects of Hank’s heavy artillery thus far and maximising the breather he had to its full capacity. Meanwhile, Wright was trying to get back to his feet. Reid heard the crowd trying to stir the Fort Worth native up and decided it was about time for him to do the same thing. As he stood up and saw Hank coming back towards him through the sea of humanity, he smashed The Tank with an excellent uppercut and cleverly dropped his hard-hitting opponent onto the wall, throat-first, with a jaw-jacker, a move he might’ve taken from his son Booster, who’d used this tactic against Wright the last time ACW was on PPV.

Reid allowed himself a smile but he wasn’t resting on his laurels just yet and he inflicted further discomfort on Hank, who was already coughing violently, choking him across the wall until the female official threatened to disqualify him. Thereafter, he ushered in two elbows to the back of Hank’s head, which forced the Texan to fall onto the floor as Jimmy left the scene momentarily and head towards the timekeeper’s table, telling them all to up sticks as he found a long cable and brought it back with him, choking Wright out with that for several seconds until he finally listened to the referee’s reasoning…

THACK!

Maybe not.

Assisted by the wire, Reid whipped Wright into the unforgiving ringpost and received an earful from the official, but Jimmy didn’t give a fuck, smiling from ear to ear as the camera focused on Hank’s son, Charlie, who was an ultra-concerned viewer and not used to seeing his pop take an ass-kicking, which Jimmy was slowly administering and thoroughly enjoying.

Nevertheless, Jimmy couldn’t help himself and had to take a moment out, not to rest on this occasion, but rather wind up the fans, goading them by insisting his opponent was not fit to carry his bag and feigning to spit on his fallen rival. He stopped short of doing so and opted to spew out saliva at a fan instead, almost instigating a riot as a result as the referee ordered that Reid return to the ring right away, which he did so, though he had to receive a telling-off from the persuasive Paige Allen, who was eager to protect the wind-up merchant.

Reid continued to taunt the irate audience members, who were itching to get at him, as he continued to point and spout bile at them. I guess that was a step up from literally spitting at them. Eventually, the official was able to proceed with the count but Jimmy broke it up, poised to exit the ring and get closer to the fans again, and seemingly not even bothered by the 6’6” threat that wasn’t a million miles from answering the 10-count.

All became clear: The Abilities were on their way down as Jimmy professed his innocence and explained how the supporters had riled him, ironic considering he was doing this with a smile wider than The Grand Canyon and was not whiter than white at all, demonstrated by Abraham Swift unloading with a flurry of fisticuffs as his larger partner in crime, William T Rex, held the hapless Hank’s hands behind his back.

Abraham didn’t neglect Wright’s pectoral muscles either, peppering the big fella with four heavy-laden boots before Rex dumped Wright on the ground like a pile of shite, just in time prior to the referee turning around and catching them red-handed. Regardless, it smelled fishy when Allen turned around and saw The Abilities cheering on Jimmy and she warned them not to get involved to which they protested they were merely out there offering their support to Reid, who winked at them and they gave him the thumbs-up, all conducted out of Paige’s eyesight, who was attending to Hank. Meanwhile, T. Rex threw a set of brass knuckles to Reid, a gift Jimmy gleefully accepted and wrapped around his hand, geeing himself up to take Hank’s face off, figuratively and literally.

William wolf-whistled at Allen, who’s distracted momentarily by it warning him again not to get involved, allowing Jimmy to test out his new toy with an incredibly stiff shot to the chops, targeting the throat, and finding it mark judging by Wright’s wheezy reaction.

On the outside, The Abilities praised and bowed down to their mentor. Paige checked on Hank, who was barely able to breathe. He still had the capacity to tell Allen he’d be fine and work it off. He wouldn’t get the chance to do so as Jimmy seized the initiative, grabbing a handful of hair and drilling The Tank in the mouth, which wasn’t seen by the intelligent official, who’d been outfoxed by the wily veteran. She reprimanded Reid for using a closed fist and he surprisingly took that on the chin, apologising to her. When she moved to see how Hank was doing, he tossed the weapon out of the ring between the ropes and adjusted his old-fashioned tights, feeling rather pleased with himself as he approached Wright, ignoring Paige and sticking the boots to his opponent, who was now revealed to be bleeding like a pig.

In spite of adversity, the dogged and determined Texan gets to his feet even if he’s like a lamb to the slaughter. Jimmy was in cruise control and was no in a hurry to halt this contest anytime soon. Hank had caused a wedge between Booster and him and he was going to make the intruder pay. Reid backed Wright up into the bottom right-hand corner and stuck it to him with a couple of nasty chops to the chest and a punch filled with evil intentions that rocked Hank’s head back considerably, this happening just in front of the fans Reid had pissed off moments ago and who were all vociferously declaring their allegiance to The Governor, who looked anything but that at this moment in time.

Jimmy wanted to whip Wright into the opposite corner but Hank didn’t go for it and that delighted the fans. Wright rebelled a second time and then completely no-sold a big-time right from Reid, who was starting wonder if he was in there with Hulk Hogan rather than Hank Wright. Beneath the crimson mask, Hank’s eyes were fuelled with rage, anger and almost 20 years’ worth of hatred directed at Jimmy, who’d brought this on himself and now he was trying to negotiate with the man he’d ripped off in a summer’s day in 1992, concocting a screwjob that would leave Wright empty-handed and unemployed while he’d start a legacy that would culminate into a Hall of Fame induction.

More punches followed. Wright responded by pushing Reid on his ass. Quickly, Jimmy got up and extended a sly thumb to the eye to buy time, which was all he needed. It gave him the opportunity to set up the Irish Whip once and for all, though The Tank reversed it and that led to a dramatic turning of the tide. Reid struck the top turnbuckle with phenomenal force, flipping upside-down and inside-out. Jimmy was now stumbling on the apron, out on his feet but tellingly still on said soles, mind you when Wright hooked those tights; it suggested Jimmy was going for a ride he’d rather avoid altogether like a nervous lad going on The Big One, not my penis, in Blackpool for the first time.

Well, it wasn’t that nerve-wracking yet try telling Reid that while he’s seven feet up in the air…

Vertical Suplex.

1

2

No!

Wright’s outstretched arms suggested he was going to go to The Heart of Texas and bury an elbow deep in Jimmy’s chest. It was all set up for that as he bounced off the ropes on the far side, jumped over Jimmy a la The Rock, and…

THE LONE STAR!

Wait, didn’t I just say he was shaping up for The Heart of Texas?

He was, but the daft bastard opted not to rebound off the opposing set of ropes. Oh no. No, he flew over them instead, the 6’6” 278-pound hoss became a human javeling sailing towards the unsuspecting tandem of William T. Rex and Abraham Swift, who were as oblivious to Wright’s real intentions as a comatose Stevie Wonder, and score the perfect strike, obliterating them like bowling pins with an awe-inspiring, death-defying, no-hands plancha.

Holy shit didn’t suffice.

HOLY FUCK was the crowd’s cry.

Indeed.

Instant replays analysed Wright’s monumental risk as the commentary team searched for clues, any bit of evidence that could’ve suggested what Hank was about to bestow on The Abilities but the jury remained indecisive in its verdict. The most important panel – the fans – were giving a universal seal of approval to Hank, who’s established a decent following in his short time, well the second spell at least, here in ACW.

Gingerly, Hank got himself up. Paige Allen’s count was on and had reached seven, which annoyed Reid no end, who bad-mouthed the young lady and then decided the best way he could overcome that anger would be to take it out on The Tank and he was right of course…

What he didn’t bank on was Wright beating him in the speed stakes with a headbutt to the rib-cage and propelling himself into the squared circle and amazingly completing a smooth sunset flip, uncharacteristic of the Texan, in the process…

1

2

Not quite. Both men were back on their feet…

One was re-introduced to the canvas and the cheers emanating from the crowd tell you who was left standing and who had just eaten a size 16 for dinner.

Reid was rolling around while Wright stood in the centre, his face pissing of blood, with a renewed vigour to get the job done, a task he’d waited virtually two decades to undertake and complete.

BOO!

Call it desperation or sneakiness, most supporters opting for the latter, Reid surprised Wright with a low blow as the Texan sought to continue his assault. It took The Tank out of the game and off his feet momentarily as Paige Allen started to count the two competitors.

She reached seven. Hank got up, though Reid wasn’t far behind. It may’ve surprised some as Jimmy traded with Hank and they were 2-2 when Wright missed his shot and Jimmy slapped on a sleeper.

If the sleeper wasn’t bad enough, we could see The Abilities checking on each other. Hank had a long way to go if he wanted to win this and firstly, he had to deal with the ancient yet effective energy-sapping hold Reid had cinched in pretty well.

YEEEES!

You could call it a case of turnaround being fair play. Jimmy didn’t see it that way as he absorbed, barely, a donkey kick from Wright somewhere down in Mexico. Reid remonstrated with the referee, who probably didn’t empathise as much as the normal official, simply because God didn’t grant her a set of balls. That aside, she also didn’t sympathise with Jimmy because he’d pulled the same trick just moments ago and she let it fly for the fans’ sake. This was no different even if Jimmy cursed and shouted it was, in agony and deeply distraught with her decision not to disqualify the ghost from his distant past.

Take 2.

Hank sped away and came back to the centre of the ring to finally give Jimmy Reid a gift, a piece of his heart if you will…

Jimmy’s, not Hank’s.

Heart of Texas.

1

2

It wasn’t enough. Funnily enough, Jimmy was now coughing his guts up, not Hank.

No rest for the wicked. Wright wouldn’t afford Reid a respite and whipped him into the bottom left-hand corner with sensational speed but he mistimed his own run and as Reid stumbled out, Hank’s head cracked Jimmy’s cranium, causing the crowd to cringe a little upon impact and it seemed the aggressor actually got the worst end of it.

The stream of blood coming down Hank’s face was gradually turning into a lake. Paige checked on Wright, who was covering his claret-clad bracket with his fingers. While she was speaking to him, Jimmy exited stage left and said something to William T. Rex, who nodded at his master and jumped up onto the apron aiming to get Allen’s attention. When he finally did, she came over to order him to get down. This was the gateway Jimmy needed to dash around the ring, back to the timekeeper’s position where he’d left his World Championship belt, grab it and slide into the squared circle, firmly within his grasp and shaping up to scramble Hank’s brains. He was now stirring and had his back, unbeknownst where he was or Reid’s whereabouts either…

WHACK!

In spite of warnings from the livid crowd, neither Paige or Hank could heed them and Jimmy, who stole the same strap from Hank 19 years ago, may’ve stolen Wright’s revenge mission using the reason why they were wrestling in the first place. Talk about adding insult to injury. He launched the gold across the ring towards the right side, Jimmy’s left, and it reached the apron. Tellingly, which Jimmy cursed at, it didn’t go out of the ring, thus leaving evidence. There wasn’t time to correct the mistake.

Suddenly, Rex patted Paige on the shoulder and congratulated her on doing a grand job, enabling her to return to work. Hmm. I wonder why…

1…

2…

3.

NO!

No, it wasn’t and the spectators screamed with delight, Reid looking at Allen like she was an alien from another planet who couldn’t count to 3. He was inconsolable and incredulous, open-mouthed and irate. He questioned her, raising three fingers but she replied with two and reiterated the stance despite his protests. The match had to go on. The question was: Could the competitors, particularly Hank, continue?

Jimmy shook his head. He had to get over it and Hank was up. It seemed he was going for another sleeper…

One…

Two…

NO!

The One had attempted an inside cradle, pulling the tights I may add, and almost got Hank, I mean a whisker away, until The Governor’s legs powered up and enabled the Forth Worth native to escape another controversial defeat at the hands of Mr. Reid.

Frustrated and demented with rage, Reid repeatedly puts the boots to Wright until he leaves the ring, involuntarily, by ringside and the aisle way, conveniently where The Abilities are stood with their arms crossed and licking their lips at the thought of payback. Where’s Paige Allen, you may ask?

The wily old fox, Reid, pulled her in for another chat about her officiating, constantly questioning the previous pinfall attempts that had resulted in helter-skelter near-falls. Paige argued her case, insisting they were two-counts and Reid smiled, playing the good guy this time, adopting a soft, nicey-nice approach, asking her if she was sure. Outside, The Abilities were letting Hank have it with a series of punches and kicks to the head, neck and back of the grounded warrior.

Uh-oh…

HEEEEEEEEEEERE’S BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTER.

Like he had at COURAGE 139, Booster was coming to Hank’s aid against The Abilities, unexpectedly and unannounced. Reid Jr. attacked Abraham with a sizzling series of left hands before whipping the tag team specialist into the ringsteps. Rex was about to lower the boom with an axe-handle…

Until he was decked with from behind with a rabbit punch that would floor a horse. Fittingly, he fell at Booster’s feet. Booster and Hank exchanged glances and then hugged, Hank patting the boy on the back and thanking him for saving his ass again.

The confidence drained from Jimmy’s face when he noticed The Abilites were no longer there, Paige Allen was poised to eject them, and Booster stood there telling The Tank to ‘go get his father.’

It was grim for Jimmy and he held his hands up, begging for forgiveness. Wright wasn’t in a forgiving mood and the ACW faithful were baying for blood. They’d seen Hank bleed; now they wanted the legendary heel’s claret to even proceedings.

The Tank stalked The One until Jimmy slouched down in the top left-hand corner and pleaded for a time-out, which wasn’t forthcoming.

Hank raised his right arm and everyone joined in, including little Charlie…

Yes, at Legends, we were going to have a round of the Hokey Pokey…

Who said we weren’t family-friendly?

Right leg in…

Right leg out…

In, out, in out, you shake it all about.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Hank’s version, every time ‘in’ is mentioned, Jimmy gets booted.

You do The Hokey Pokey and you turn around…

That’s what it’s all about…

SMASH!

Hank’s 360 turn was beautifully complemented with a stiffer-than-Viagra knee to the face, handing the audience their yearning for blood as Jimmy’s conk was sliced open like a watermelon.

Just for the fun of it, Wright unleashed a trio of Machine Guns that turned Jimmy’s chest into a shade of strawberry. Then, he whipped Reid into the opposite corner, except Jimmy never made it there, Wright changing his mind at the last second, a trait of his, and sending The One back where he came from and then nailing him with a shoulderblock downstairs to the midsection, perfecting his short run-up at long last and getting that one very, very…

Wright?

Hank hoisted Jimmy up onto the top floor like he was a baby or a monster manhandling his missus for some loving on the kitchen counter. Either way you look at it, Jimmy was in the shit.

The tension rose as Wright joined Jimmy up there for a panoramic view of the arena. Wright Airways was set for another take-off in Canada..

BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX!

It came with a complimentary rough landing, Jimmy’s entire anatomy bouncing off the canvas and landing halfway across the squared circle. Hank crawled over and draped an arm across, lying on his side…

ONE…

TWO…

NO!

Hank shook his head and scraped Reid up off the mat, stunning everyone who thought he had him – and he did in all fairness. But he didn’t want to put him away. Not just yet. Had Wright made the wrong decision?

Reid was motionless and had to be helped up by Hank. Wright put Jimmy’s head between his legs and if he wanted, he could have received that without his enemy’s knowledge. The sick thought only crossed this author’s mind fortunately, not Hank’s, who was hell-bent on torturing Jimmy for lost time, nineteen years to be precise.

Dead-centre of the ring, Wright showed the ACW followers another move he specialised in. Well, he had to, knowing where he was from…

Texas Piledriver.

Wright circled the ring like a caged animal, working the fans into frenzy with what he’d do next. He propped Reid up momentarily and then removed the tape from his arm. He ran off the ropes and then met Jimmy head-on in a sickening scene, something reminiscent of a car crash and a…

WRIGHT-OFF!

You bet it was.

Hank neglected to hook the leg as he completed the pinning predicament, not that it would be needed…

ONE…

TWO…

WHAT?!

NO THREE COUNT?

No, because Hank didn’t want there to be.

Jimmy hadn’t suffered enough?

Apparently not. And the audience agreed when they saw Hank point towards the title, the very belt he should’ve walked away with in 1992 and the same strap he tasted a matter of minutes ago.

Before he claimed possession of the prize, he hoisted Jimmy up one more time. I’ll let Renaud Cardinal take over from here…

“Ladies and gentlemen, Hank may’ve come across as unprofessional by refusing to pin Jimmy Reid on two occasions when he clearly had his man beat. Please realize he’s waited nineteen years for this and to come so far, when this is his only opportunity, it would be a shame not to conclude it in the perfect manner. You haven’t seen this move in ACW, you haven’t needed to with the success of Wright-off, but here it is. Hank’s waited nineteen years, unlike Jimmy, to win…

“THE WRIGHT WAY!”

Hank’s Keene Hammer provoked a whole host of responses.

Cardinal stood up and clapped.

Booster smiled.
Charlie squealed.

The crowd POPPED.

Hank nodded and said sorry to Paige Allen in case he caused disrespect. He used his index finger to indicate the title he should’ve won all of those years ago was there for the taking and that’s what he did.

He took it and to almighty applause…

He wrapped it around his waist.

WHAT?

Oh, don’t start that nonsense.

He leaned on Reid’s heavily-breathing chest with his right foot (well it had to be) and waited for Paige to crouch down and signal the inevitable…

ONE…

TWO…

THREE.

YES!

This time, it was over and the place erupted.

Hank punched the air with his left arm and allowed Paige to raise his right one in the air not once but twice.

She congratulated him and he gave her a hug before dropping to his knees, the championship he coveted so dearly many years ago wrapped around his waist, and finally his after a 19-year wait. He kneeled and bowed to the audience, who repaid him with rapturous applause in return, and he held his hand together in a prayer-like fashion, miming the words ‘THANK YOU’ to them.

Cardinal chipped in: “He’s a man’s man and on this night, Jimmy Reid was, indeed, the wrong man in the wrong place at the wrong time. This night belongs to Hank Wright.”

Booster smiled and joined Hank in the spotlight. The crowd cheered as the two men embraced and Reid Jr. mirrored Paige Allen’s arm-raising just seconds ago, seeking further adulation that duly came. Hank thanked Booster for his contribution and pointed towards the promising prospect, taking the attention away from himself from a moment and placing it on a performer who may well be a future superstar in the making.

Hank had enjoyed his time in the business, not that he was done and tonight must be one of the all-time highs in his career. He had sought closure and had comprehensively accomplished it on 19th May 2011.

Who could spoil this party?

Perhaps The Abilities, who were returning to ringside. Booster spotted them and notified Hank immediately. Quick-thinking, he picked up The One, who was obviously still unconscious, and held him in a Gorilla-Press position, halting their progress. They begged Hank to lower him and leave him be while the supporters wanted him, including Booster, to launch Jimmy into the air one more time. They got their wish and he dumped Jimmy right onto The Abilities outside, who fell like bowling pins and not for the first occasion tonight.

Could it get any better for Hank?

In a word: Yes.

With The Abilities taking off with their tails between their legs, retreating backstage with an oblivious Jimmy Reid being carried out on Rex’s shoulders, it was time for Charlie to join the happy duo, which sat on the middle rope and held it open for him to enter. Through the crimson mask, Hank’s happiness couldn’t be missed and he smiled as he received a cuddle from his pride and joy, his little boy.

Once they parted, Hank removed the championship belt he’d fought for nearly a decade before Charlie was born. He gazed down at it and then placed it over his son’s shoulders. On the count of 3, he and Booster each lifted a leg and raised Charlie in the air for everyone to see. The threesome received a standing ovation to round off a wonderful evening for The Tank.

Or was it The Hurricane? He’d certainly rocked the joint like there was one and given us a throwback to another era.

The world had changed in nineteen years. Booster hadn’t even been adopted and Charlie hadn’t even been born.

Legends V: A celebration of the past, present and future. All three elements were encapsulated in this affair.

To nick Cardinal’s words, Wright’s revenge mission was complete. Unlike Jimmy, who created a conspiracy beforehand and executed such an elaborate screwjob to pick-pocked the most prized possession in the sport, then and now, Hank had won cleanly.

Like Sinatra, he had done it his way.

The Wright Way.

WINNER: Hank Wright

Nemesis

   

"Consider yourself lucky I agreed to this."

One table.

Two men.

Both on either side.

Hatred was the only thing they both had in common as both men sat in silence, HAWK secretly wanting to tear Hunt a new one in the middle of the All-Star arena.

Yeah, the cat was now out the bag.

"So why are you here Mr. Hawk, why now?"

"Mr. HAWK? What a load of bullshit you dribble out of your mouth Hunt, such a fucking bellend aren't you?"

Hunt gritted his teeth, HAWK begging for the man across from him to lose his cool but he didn't and he didn't reply either.

"I'm here for one thing. The Spirit title."

A wry smile came acropper on Hunts face.

"I don't have it... you know that. I wouldn't touch the thing if my life depended on it."

"Maybe it does..."

A rather tense silence between the two men then began, as they both began to move forward in their chairs.

*BANG*

*THUMP*

...

*SMASH*

A head then went through the door window into Hunts office as glass smashed all over the carpet.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

The personal security force of Mr. Jeremy Hunt were now disabled... literally.

As quick as a flash HAWK launched from his chair and took Hunt by the back of the head, his large hand pulling the back of his head downward to fuck Hunts forehead off of the large oak desk.

Broken nose? Yes please.

Rebounding off the table, Hunt flew into the back of his seat and his momentum took it onto two legs before toppling over, leaving the ACW bossman on the floor.

HAHA. /biasedthoughts

With Hunt and his security now out of the picture (who helped him btw?) it was now time for a quick rummage and it didn't take long for him to find what he was looking for by ripping open the bottom drawer of the desk.

The Spirit of ACW title.

HAWK paused slightly before he finally picked it up with some trepidation before going over to his old boss.

"You listen to me you ignorant fuck. Tonight you are done. Z is done. ACW will be free and I'll make sure of that and if you come anywhere near this title again I will haunt you like a shadow, you here me?"

Through a stream of blood and snot, Hunt knew HAWK meant business, he had never seen him like that before as he began to walk out the broken office door.

"I'll see you around Cunt."

Grudge Tag Team Match
JKJ (Kesavan & Jack Harris) vs. Omega & WILSON

           

This match could not wait to start as all four men started battling in the backstage area. The fans in the arena watched on the big screen as all four of these large men were throwing heavy blows at each other, making their way to the ring. Kesavan and Omega came out onto the ramp first as WILSON and Harris followed closely behind with Kati yelling at WILSON. Kesavan with a big right hand sent Omega staggering down the ramp. The big man of JKJ grabbed Omega from behind and shoved him into the guardrail.

Omega shook his head as Kesavan nailed him from behind with a big forearm to the back. Big Jack Harris nailed WILSON with a right hand that WILSON quickly returned back to Harris. This match was chaotic and that’s what these four men wanted. Wilson grabbed Harris by the head and took him down on the stage with DDT. WILSON stood to his feet and Kati stood in his face bad mouthing her former teacher.

WILSON grabbed Kati and moved her out of his way as he went back to work on the cabal member. Meanwhile Kesavan grabbed Omega and tried to whip him into the steel steps but Omega reversed it and sent Kesavan spiraling into the stairs. Omega grabbed the cameraman’s camera and waited for Kesavan to get to his feet. Kesavan stood up and was nailed in the back of the head with the camera. Omega dropped down on the floor and covered Kesavan.

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT BY KESAVAN…

WILSON was on top of Harris but before he could hit the cabal member Kati interjected herself again. She stopped WILSON from hitting Harris and this time Harris got a thumb to the eye in that got WILSON off of him. Kati and Jack made their way down the ramp leaving WILSON on the stage. Harris rushed over to the ring and nailed Omega with a clothesline that sent the craziest bastard in wrestling down to the floor. Kati went to check on Kesavan as he stomped on Omega.

WILSON stood to his feet as he made his way down the ramp to the ring. WILSON ran around the ring and nailed Jack with a clothesline to the back of the head. WILSON picked up Jack and rolled him into the ring. He climbed into the ring after him but Kati held his leg as Jack drove a big kick into the side of WILSON’S head. Kati let go of WILSON’S leg as Harris pulled him into the ring.

Omega grabbed Kesavan and tried to whip him into the announcer table but Kesavan reversed it sending Omega into the table instead. The monster was not done as he grabbed Omega from the table and drove him down to the floor with a big suplex. Harris picked up WILSON and whipped him into the corner. Kesavan made it into the ring now as Kati cheered on her fellow cabal members. Kesavan and Harris pulled WILSON from the corner and hook him. Both men picked up the former Spirit champion and drove him into the mat with a hard double suplex. Harris went for the cover.

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT!!

Harris motioned to Kesavan as he picked WILSON up off the mat. He whipped WILSON into Kesavan who grabbed him and drove him down with a belly to belly suplex. This time Kesavan went in for the pin attempt.

ONE…

TWO…

ANOTHER KICKOUT!!

Omega made his way to his feet. He rolled into the ring and was met by Harris who drove a boot into the side of his head. Harris reached down and grabbed Omega. He whipped him into the corner. Harris ran into the corner but Omega exploded out of the corner with a clothesline that knocked Harris right out of his boots. Kesavan saw this and rushed over to Omega who bent down and back body dropped the big man over the ropes to the floor.

The fans erupted as Kati looked on in shocked. It was not Omega and WILSON in the ring with Jack Harris, who know knew what was happening. Harris stood in the middle of the ring as WILSON and Omega stalked him. Harris lunged at WILSON but the minuteman moved and Harris bounced off the ropes. WILSON nailed Harris with a few big forearm shots that staggered the big man. WILSON grabbed Harris and drove him down with a swinging neck breaker.

Kati jumped on the apron as WILSON walked over to her. Omega looked at Harris with a sick smile before lifting the cabal member on his shoulders.

THE END

Omega rolled over the pin on Harris.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

It was all over now as JKJ was finally put down by Omega. The fans erupted in cheers for the two men that raised their arms in the air. Omega and WILSPON just picked up a big victory over JKJ members.

WINNER: Omega and WILSON via pinfall

A Change Is Coming III

       

#Lights Drop#

The crowd immediately begins to buzz as dark symphonic music begins to play through the arena, while dark again the music is uplifting. In fact, it's the same music that played during our latest Courage.

The Slytron comes to life, yet this time we can make out the pictures flashing across the screen. We see images of Z and the Cabal attacking members of the ACW roster.

We see the violent images of Khristian Keller delivering his devastating Clothesline to Allison.

Images of fans faces are shown clad with despair and anguish. They look to be looking for answers to stop the unexplainable violence.

Images of Silverhawk laying in a hospital bed are shown. Followed by a still image of him being Punted in the head by God's Forgotten Son.

A silent video of Z holding a limp Henry Irwonsen, is seen...

Finally...We are taken...No...The Slytron suddenly flickers off. For a few moments we remain in darkness, "What is going on here?!?" We hear from the announce table.

Wait...

Our silence is broken by an angelic yet intimidating female voice that pierces through the darkness.

"For far too long has evil been allowed to roam.."

"For far too long has evil allowed to exist without recourse.."

"For far too long...have we forgotten our way..."

Her pause this time is a bit longer, allowing for the music to reach a dramatic point.

"This all shall come to pass..."

The Slytron turns back on, just as the voice speaks it's last word it is spelled out on the Slytron in white letters on a light blue background.

"Soon...."

The lights return with the crowd again buzzing.


ACW [Black] Scorpion Championship Match
Keith Scott Zimmerman vs. Khristain Keller(c)

   

Why did Khristian Keller -- the holder of the most notorious championship in the world -- do the things he did?

He changed allegiances at the drop of a hat, always making sure to place himself with the trendy frontrunners of the moment. He enjoyed his stature as the King Shit of Fuck Mountain just as much as he did riling the audience.

But lately...for a career literally built on fucked up acts, what Keller had done was maybe the most reprehensible act of his illustrious and highly stained career.

He attempted for weeks to goad Keith Scott Zimmerman into a fight, and finally achieved it by using his Cabal connections in the the effort of taking out Keith's wife Allison--a woman currently resting in a hospital bed having suffered her second major neck injury in the past year and a half and who was almost certainly never going to return to All-Star as a result.

Her husband had on the last Courage.

And he'd taken down the HuntTron, and with it had nearly ended Keller's life, let alone his career. Another foot and it would've fallen right on his bald head. But this act seemed to give him no joy, as the last time his face was seen his haggard and bloodshot eyes were focused in a deathly glare. When Keller & Zimmerman had fought over the World Championship in 2010, Keller had won his share of battles but Keith had ultimately won the war. Now, another championship was on the line between the two but it was almost secondary.

It was possible somebody wouldn't be walking out of the Montreal Arena when this match was over.

It was likely both wouldn't.

"This match is for the [black] Scorpionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!"

Silence.

More silence. The crowd was waiting for the Hives.

They'd be waiting a mighty long time, then.

Broken, almost ephemeral guitar out of the PA after about 15 seconds. Light scratch of the needle on record in rhythm.

A woman, concerned: Do you ever have bad dreams?
A boy, resigned: All I have is bad dreams.

It was then the (resecured and reinforced) HunTron came to life, and the fans gasped at having to rewatch Allison's victimization being put in slow motion.

I knew a man with a son, he bought him a gun
And learned Shorty just how to use it
Taught him huntin' & skinnin' right from the beginning
And built himself a mighty fine killer
But Shorty got picked on, beat on and kicked on
And all his classmates want to punk him...

Everlast's "So Long" wasn't an ACW theme song. At least not until tonight. At least not until the curtain parted, and the Montrealians all erupted with their biggest roar of the night.

Keith Scott Zimmerman was in the building and he was coming to fight.

In the same black shirt and pants he'd been wearing on Courage 138 he slowly walked down to ringside, ignoring the war hero reception he was being feted by his fanbase.

Think I'm gonna die today

The camera caught a close-up of a man who's five o'clock shadow, bags under his eyes, and streaks of red in said eyes told the story.

And everyone that hurt me's gonna pay

His fists were clenched.

How could such a short time feel so long?

He stood at the bottom of the ramp, and slowly leaned his head against the apron before his face wasn't visible on it anymore.

How could such a young life go so wrong?

Was he crying? Was he in prayer? Neither? Both?

Go so wrong...

A few seconds passed before he rolled into the ring and backed into the nearest corner.

Just behind him, the attack on his wife played on the Tron yet again. Replaced by a vicious collision of the same letter, one facing forwards, the other backwards.

Ruh-roh.

Metallica.

Dirty Window.

Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR [black] Scorpion overlord, Khristian Keller!

The second the machine-gun drums kicked in, KSZ's head snapped towards the entranceway awaiting the man who'd put him through some of the worst hell he'd ever had the misfortune of going through. Zimmerman's fists clenched rope as he waited to stare down Keller. He and the crowd continued looking underneath the video of Keller sneering while holding the World Championship. Nothing.

ahem hem hem hem hem fucking hem.

Zimmerman's head snapped up and began scanning the crowd. So did the spotlights, finding their man walking down the stairs, microphone in one hand and the championship in the other.

"C'mon, Keith. D'ya really think after what you did I was going to get underneath that thing again any time soon?" Keller let out a mirthless chuckle. "Over my dead body." He continued walking, then stopped and angled his head as if he hadn't planned the following line.

"Or, you know, maybe the dead body I should be referring to is your WIFE'S."

...

...

...that's just fucked up. I don't even have words right now. The crowd had many, ranging from "BOO!" on the tame end to "I HOPE KEITH RIPS YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF AND SHOVES THEM UP YOUR GODDAMN ASSHOLE YOU LIMP-DICKED MOTHERFUCKER!" on the reactionary end of the spectrum. But all Keller did was stand on a couple of chairs and hold the belt aloft, sneering at Keith.

He wouldn't have long to wait, as Keith dipped over the top rope and hit the floor in one clean swoop before running at lightspeed to leap the barricade and charge up at Khristian.

Shit.

Was.

On.

He was driven by his quest to avenge his fallen beloved, and Zimmerman ran up the stairs at a clip so desperate to unleash bodily harm on the King Shit he was even pushing his own fans out of the way. Leon Hurst was desperately on the move himself trying to catch up, as Zimmerman closed the gap on a defiant Keller who...

...was standing his ground perfectly with a smug look on his face?

Wait a minute, this is Khristian goddamn Keller we're talking about. Why in the world would he just smile as Keith ran up anBEER SPIT IN THE FACE.

Oh. That's why. Even so, you can't debilitate somebody with alcohol long enough to keep them down for 15.

You can, however, blind them long enough to do this:

BELT SHOT TO THE FACE!

The crowd gasped and booed as Keith went sprawling backwards 4 steps ass over teakettle, laying in a facedown heap just south of his rival. Keller merely showed his teeth in a fiendish grin as the [b]S championship shone under the floodlights, fresh blood adorning it already.

Keith's head groggily arose from the Forum pavement, confirming that the new clarin dripping off the prize on the line was his own as a nasty cut from the barbed wire on the belt had sunk into his left eyebrow and taken a chunk of flesh with it.

It didn't matter that Zimmerman was bleeding, Hurst had a count to make. What Keller was hoping to hear -- what the crowd was praying that they wouldn't -- was for the count to hit fifteen. Coughing and sputtering, Zimmerman lifted himself to his forearms, on his hands and knees at 4 but still yet to recover fully. Keller's grin melted, replaced by a twisted grin.

"I've already gotten one of you to stay down for a count, hero! Don't be a fool!' Keller jumped off the chairs he'd been smugly standing on and ran down the stairs to soccer kick Keith in the ribs. Keller's boot came up wide left as Zimmerman spun away from where the contact would've been made before grabbing onto the leg and lifting Keller up in the air.

While Keith had the option of many things, he was already busted open and on the bad end of a seven-count at the match's outset. True, he couldn't depend on any outside help with his wife in a hospital bed, but Zimmerman was nothing if not crafty--deciding against his knee he quickly decided to put the atomic in a reverse atomic drop.

"OHHHH!"

And apparently amongst other things that we know about Mr. Keller, we now know he doesn't wear a cup. Keller's theme park, steel guardrail. Steel guardrail, Keller's theme park. Judging by the champion's expression one could very safely assume that this was one theme park that had just shut down for the season. A positive was hitting the floor from Keith's head, but as it came up it became clear that the only thing on his was injuring Khristian's.

Up goes K2.

Down comes K2.

Oh, no, not the guardrail aga"OHHHH!"...yup, the guardrail. Again. Keller cringed and leaned over in pain while his testicles slowly turned purple and added themselves as extensions to his damaged liver. Keller almost choked on his tongue but he barely was managing to hang on to the guardrail.

Then Keith made him regret that decision by grabbing Keller by the back of the head and throwing it down violently backwards, the resultant CLANG! echoing before the crowd began cheering hard with Keller's falling down to the floor. Leon was following Keller's trajectory down the stairs back towards the ring but suddenly couldn't move after a step.

In his arm he held the Black Scorpion, and on the other end Zimmerman held the belt. Hurst stopped as KSZ forcibly ripped it from his arm and stared down deeply at it. Hurst gulped as Zimmerman's eyes bore holes into it. The crowd waited to see Keller get even more of his just desserts at the hands of a belt shot delivered from Keith but Zimmerman threw the belt back to Hurst before moving himself down the stairs to catch up. Keller's ears were already ringing, as were his boys downstairs. Keith decided he'd add K2's chin onto that rapidly expanding list and his right arm shot out and up the minute he got within striking distance.

THWACK.

A vicious European uppercut drove Keller even further backwards, Keith gritting his teeth as he reached down deep and THWACKED the former World Champion with a brother in kind. Keller's mouth was wide open but Keith shut it quickly, another sickening thump of flesh uppercutting flesh buoying the hopes of the Zimmerman fanbase. Yet again, the Californian's arm was in the air.

This time, Keller's incisors were as well.

"BOO!"

The crowd turned on a dime as Keller had thwarted a fourth European uppercut with his mouth, biting down deep into Keith's muscle before he fell victim to it yet again. Trying to clear the cobwebs, Keller reached down to the back of his head.

Things were bad already. "Dammit!' While he hadn't been cut nearly as deeply as Keith had there was still blood just above the nape of his neck from where he'd hit the back of his head against the rail. Wiping the stain on his already tattered jeans, Keller's focus quickly returned to hurt KeiRISING PALM STRIKBACKDROP!

Keller was a step quicker than Keith on that exchange, countering the incoming blow by sending Keith over the barricade back down towards ringside. The tyrannical overlord of Fuck Mountain allowed himself a wry shit-eating grin, not realizing that Keith had landed safely on his feet behind him.

And that pesky arm of Zimmerman's was set to fire once again.

BLAM!

The crowd ovated as Keith spun 360° and lay waste to Keller with a vicious Roaring Elbow, a veritable Death Blow to the back of the head. But before K2 could even think about staggering away from Keith's grasp Zimmerman hooked him up and brought him over the guardrail the hard way for real this time.

CLANG!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MotherFUCK!'

"YEAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

The crowd loved it as Keller howled in pain over Keith's reverse suplex sending his right leg into the steps, and desperately he clutched at the appendage. While all the other attacks Keith had successfully executed so far had managed to fuck his night already this one might be the most telling, the most crucial. If he couldn't stand at a count of 20...

...better not to think of that. Even if the count is on.

With Keller temporarily incapacitated, Keith quickly flipped up the ring apron looking for a new way to up the damage bracket. He’d already used the environment to his advantage with the rail and the steps but it was time to take things up a notch. And in so doing, Zimmerman popped the crowd once again when he pulled out a gleaming trash can. It was perfect. It was empty.

And as Khristian limped upwards at the count of six?

THWACK!

It made a hell of an impact on the right leg as Keith swung it in a chopping arc, literally sending Keller spinning around in a circle with all his weight propped up by his good leg. Disoriented was no place to be. Not in this match. Not tonight.

THWACK! This shot was delivered to the skull, and the force of the blow around his bald head sent Keller staggering up the rampway with his speed ebbing and ZimmermaTHWACK! Again to the head. THWACK! THWACK! The can looked like somebody had run it over with a tank as Zimmerman discarded it to the side, leaving Keller in a seated heap on the runway with ringing in his ears.

Thinking quickly, Zimmerman quickly grabbed a spotlight that had been on the floor to illuminate the entrances. He saw his opening as Keller was regaining his feet around six yet again and realized with an even better weapon in hand he could end the evening right here.

Zimmerman brandished the mini-spotlight overhead and charged.

Unfortunately for him, K Double saw him coming and quickly dipped his head to backdrop Keith over.

Unfortunately for K Double, Keith managed to corkscrew in mid-air and land on his feet, even if he dropped the mini-spotlight in the process.

Unfortunately for Keith?

“OOOOOOH! BOOOOO!

Keller had decided to end this in his favor with a horrifyingly well-executed mule kick to the groin. Sneering, Keller reached behind him, snatched the former Action! stalwart by the head, and then let gravity handle the rest of the dirty business.

The crowd gasped again as Keith’s already weakened forehead slammed violently into the fun-sized spotlight, and he lay in a heap at Keller’s feat. Feet, too, for that matter. However, this was far from over in Keller’s eyes, as he quickly yanked the spotlight out from under Keith before bringing it up in a killing arc.

The spotlight then proceeded to fall apart in sections. Keller looked at the victimized prop as if he had been personally offended and let down by its unwillingness to help him brain-damage his victim.

“Right. Suppose I’ll be doing this all on my lonesome, then!” he caustically spat, before getting Keith back in his sights.

And Keller didn’t get this cursed title in a Cracker Jack box, either; he was a man who didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger.

BLAM!

CRACK!

Keller reared back full-force before unleashing a violent Glasgow Kiss headbutt to KSZ’s face so impactful you could hear Keith’s nose break on the air. If you didn’t believe what you heard, you damn sure believed what you saw as Zimmerman literally went flying up the ramp backwards with his arms down before coming to a stop. He wasn’t moving an iota, and Keller snapped his fingers at Hurst to do his job.

One.

Two.

Three.

Was this going to be the killing blow? The crowd sure hoped not.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Zimmerman was about to come to, but if he didn’t do it a bit quicker this was going to be over. Already Keller’s hard head had kept him down longer than at any point previously in the fight.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

“There we go,” muttered Keller, not recognizing Keith’s balled right fist using it as a brace against the ramp to give him a spot to steady himself off of just a couple of feet away.

Eleven.

And now, Keith was back to his feet.

CLANG!

And now, Keith was writhing in pain on the ramp, the sickening sound of flesh meeting steel yet again as Keller had lifted Keith off the elevated distance before driving him back into the ramp -- putting quite the nice dent in it, to boot -- with a vicious but simply executed snap spinebuster. Keller allowed himself a short laugh as he dropped off the side of the stage, looking over at Hurst making the count.

Yet again, the count got up to 4, Zimmerman’s hands still clutching the back of his head where his bell had been rung.

Keller looked over from the side of the stage at Hurst’s count. No, I don’t know what the hell he’s doing either. At least not yet. Count’s up to 8 now.

Keller banged his hands together in anticipation, looking forward to walking out with the belt to grab himself a beer or nine.

Then the count got to 11, again. It looked like maybe Keller was about to show us his priceless smile but his visage hardened over seeing Keith yet again starting to beat the count. Fortunately for him, his positioning at the side of the stage meant he was able to do things like reach over and grab the man he’d been feuding with for the better part of a year by the leg and drag him down to his level.

Zimmerman’s legs still worked just fine, and with a maximum effort he pulled them back before shoving them forward full-force. The crowd cheered as Keller slammed back (and back of the head) first into the barricade, going down in a heap. Having set Keller on his heels, Keith Scott Zimmerman got to his feet and stayed there for the first time in a while.

And once he got done with that, it was Priority #1 to be able to make sure the man who’d made his life a living nightmare couldn’t do the same. Keith cracked his knuckles, saw Keller start to draw himself up vertically, and let his instincts take over.

In this case it meant leaping off the rampway.
Keller looked up just in time to see Keith fly at him, and that would be the last thing he’d remember for a while.

SPLUT.

And, oh, my goodness, how the crowd lost their...well, I’ll let them tell you.

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

A flying DDT from ramp to floor. Keith had hurt himself a bit delivering it, but Keller had smacked into pavement face-first and might’ve been OUT. The count was on once again, the fans stoking a familiar KAY ESS ZEE! chant.

At five, Keller was down and a small pool of blood was forming beneath him.

At eight, Keith had gotten to his feet and looked down at Keller. His fists balled, he thought about pressing his advantage. He hung back.

The count went up to ten. Keith’s glare remained steely as Keller’s arms began to move and he tried to find the plot once again.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Who knew if K2 believed in lucky numbers or not, but he was up to his feet at 13. And the cut across his forehead that had busted him open again made the similar injury leaking blood on the backside of his head look like a paper cut by comparison.

Staggering backwards, Keller didn’t look anything like a destroyer of lives or the sort of man who willingly let himself get sliced into before a title defense only to come out of the other side victorious. He did look exactly like a disoriented grump who was heading towards the backstage in order to get away from the Zimmerman arsenal and maybe get some of the blood out of his eyes.

Undeterred, Keith moved as fast as his body would allow him, following Keller through the curtains to the backstHEART PUNCH.

You know, there are worse things in life than a crafty asshole.

I just can’t think of any right now.

Keller’s full-fledged hand of God shot to the torso dropped Keith like a stone in a pond, and Keller let out a slow, throaty chuckle over the fact that he’d managed to lure Keith into his trap.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Zimmerman was groaning, but that wasn’t the same as getting up, now, was it? Keller put a triumphant fist in the air. The day was his.

His at nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Thirteen!

His hands rubbed together in anticipation of his triumph...and that was the exact moment Mr. Zimmerman took a huge, steaming shit in his punch bowl of joy.

Keith had beaten the count.

Keller’s response was to the point.

“Fucking Zimmerman.”

He cracked his knuckles, before driving them smack-dab into the left eyebrow of Zimmerman. Another overhand shot, then a third, fourth, fifth, and sixth. Keith’s wound and body finally betrayed him at that, he slowly dissolved to the dirty floor as Keller stood over him, licking his lips.

“At least your wife put up a fight, fucko!”

Keller reached over to continue his damage.

“OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!”

…”grtrghhhh.”

That is the noise a usually virile bad-ass motherfucker makes when the man he thinks he has at his mercy suddenly launches a headbutt from his knees that catches him square in the theme park. Keller staggered away holding onto his genitals. Poor fellows. Just when they had started to recover, too.

More importantly to the ACW faithful, it gave Keith Scott Zimmerman an opening. And as they saw the rage in his eyes, they knew it was an opening that was going to get exploited to the nth degree. Zimmerman came up off of a knee, and glared over at Keller. Violence danced in his head.

Not petty annoyance.
He wasn’t going to even manslaughter Keller for what he’d dare done.

No, my friends, this was going to be straight up

CRACK!

MURDERDEATHKEITH! The Forumers gave their biggest ovation of the evening to the leg lariat that signified somebody was on the precipice of crossing over from this life into the next; with his arms down Keller’d been wide open to it.

And then he was down.

And then the count was on once again.

At this point, there was only one question in the minds of Cardinal and the home viewer alike: was a man who’s eyes were closed at the count of nine be in any shape to make it up losing his belt?

Ten.

Eleven.

Keith was looking around, and suddenly a trance-like fog settled over his features.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Keller, coughing, sputtering.

Fourteen.

FIFTEEN~!

Oh, nope. Sorry. Khristian’s the champion. So when he got up at what would’ve been Keith’s death knell, the crowd’s virulent reaction steeled them further into Keith’s corner.

But that was merely a metaphor. The real corner was in Keith’s eyes where he allowed himself a momentary evil grin. But then he had Keller by his bloodied head.

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!” yelled Zimmerman, putting every ounce of his frame into the effort.

What effort?

KEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!~!

“...ohmigod,” murmured Hurst in shock.

Zimmerman, running start and all, had just knocked the King Shit off of Fuck Mountain by throwing him through a goddamned window! Zimmerman stood, his mouth low with a predatory baring of his teeth as the crowd ovated and offered up the following Twitter update on recently developed events:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Keith felt the blood dripping down his face. He cared.

And Khristian Keller was an afterthought.

Nobody gets up from being thrown through a glass window anytime soon, friends. Rather than insult your intelligence given the level of mayhem so far, I’ll just start this at 10, count 10 more, and we’ll be done here.

So, yeah, ten.

And eleven.

And twelve.

And thirteen.

Fourteen, now.

Fifteen, too.
Sixteen.

And Khristian Keller was three se--nevermind that, Khristian Keller was upright! Managing to stagger into a corner of the room he’d been thrown into and using both sides of the wall next to him to stay upright, but it still counted. Zimmerman sneered at this incursion before marching down the hall. He didn’t want Keller to see him coming, nor risk his hands at the accumulated broken glass. With both his wheels working pretty well, the former fWo World Heavyweight Champion was one mere move away from ending this.

Turning a corner, he quickly reacted and ducked a chair toss.

At this point, I should mention that given this was Legends Goddamn V, the current [black] Scorpion Champion was one mere move away from ending this as well.

Keith didn’t duck the second chair that came at him, and that chair could do nothing about the loose cannon of the cabal putting his fist into it and by proxy Zimmerman’s already broken nose.

Chair

+

giant punch

-

royalties to the Borst empire

=

FUCKHEAD!
, and did Zimmerman go down without a fuss into that good night.

The heart punch he’d received earlier was bad enough; this blow with the assistance of the steel weapon was probably going to bring Keith’s hopes to an end and crush the dreams of the crowd.

And all Khristian Keller could do about this turn of events was laugh a sick, evil, godless row about it.

NINE.
TEN.

ELEVEN.

TWELVE.

THIRTEEN.

Keith heard it. Heard it distinctly flare up from the back of his head.

The beep of a hospital monitor far, far away from the arena.

And he was up at fourteGLASGOW KISS.

Keller was in killer mode now, Zimmerman staggered back down the hallway from the force of the blow to his already damaged face that was now pouring blood out of his eyebrow, forehead, and smashed nose. Standing on his unsteady feet, Keith threw a left hand that was quickly blocked by Keller before he decided to put his own depraved spin on a Zimmerman standby.

PUNT.

YOU.

GROIN.

The crowd’s sympathetic groans did nothing to disguise the fact that Keller’s good leg had caught Keith smack-dab in the groin. Before Keith could even fall all the way over, Keller looked behind him and once he’d confirmed the view, sent Zimmerman flying on a biel.

Down a staircase.

The crowd didn’t have time to gasp over it.

THWACK.

THWACK.

THWACK.

Zimmerman’s body bounced off of another set of steps and fell further this time. His head lay slumped and he lay almost in a fetal position when he finally came to a stop.

The crowd came to a quick, decisive uniform judgment.

KELLER SUCKS!

KELLER SUCKS!

KELLER SUCKS!

KELLER SUCKS!

Keller looked up from where he was while Leon counted to fifteen and ended Keith’s dreams. Placing the chant, Keller let a grin creep into his face.

Then he gave the camera the finger with both hands.

And let’s wrap this tragedy up.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

FIFTEE--no.

NO.

Zimmerman staggered up, and fell back down on his hands and knees. Keller looked on, and the shock on his face was unvarnished. He went from Zimmerman’s soon-to-be corpse to Hurst.

“He’s down!”

“He beat the count! Doesn’t matter if he’s back down!”

Keller let out a yell, and then the feed turned shaky. Keller grunted and swore at the top of his lungs that this was just a taste and that he was going to land Keith in a hospital bed next to his whore. The angle switched, looking from a landing above and behind the action, where Keller had assaulted the ever-loving shit out of the poor guy who’d been the primary filmer of the backstage action. The crowd’s KELLER SUCKS! chant got even louder if such a thing was possible, and Keller slapped the taste out of the cameraman’s mouth and threatened the same to Hurst. Keller picked the camera out of his arm crook and held it up to the light. Hell, he was only a second away. This would do.

This would do just fucking fine.

Keller took the stairs two at a clip to get down to where Zimmerman was. Up it came.

SPLAT!

RUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

Hurst couldn’t believe it.

Cardinal couldn’t believe it.

And the crowd, down to their last flicker of hope, were suddenly recharged.

Keith didn’t know exactly where he was, but fighting fire with fire was kinda how he got this far. Before Keller could connect, Zimmerman’s body had come up and he’d DRILLED K2’s shit with a vicious Roaring Elbow to and through the camera upside Keller’s temple.

Just another case of the DAMN ZIMMINATOR coming through for its creator when he needed it the most.

Zimmerman was down on his ass, but he scooted backwards and away with his eyes bobbling so as to give Leon room enough to make the count. Between the glass and the...whatever they make cameras out of, Keller had to feel like he was less of a man and more of a pincushion at this point. Hurst’s count rolled on as Keith used some cyclone fencing to pull himself up and survey the scene.

It was looking pretty damn sweet for the man out of Berkeley. Keller hadn’t even stirred yet.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

That’s the stuff. Keith kept his focus on Keller’s twitching body. It may’ve been lights out but this blood feud wasn’t going to end without some sacrifice on both ends.

Then again, fifteen.

SIXTEEN.

SEVENTEEN.

EIGHT--and out of the wreckage, to his own unsteady legs in this hallway was the holder of the [black] Scorpion title.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The crowd could boo all they liked for as long as they cared to, Khristian Fucking Keller had beaten the count. Zimmerman’s eyes flared briefly, and settled. If it was back on the attack Keller wanted, that was what he was going to get.

HURST FLYING THROUGH THE AIR?!

In his cowardice and desperation, Keller had thrown the zebra at an oncoming Zimmerman, who actually caught Hurst before shoving him to the side andCLOTHESLINE FROM FUCK MOUNTAIN.

Zimmerman went down in sections off of ACW’s most notorious lariat. All Keller needed was to throw Keith off for a moment. Just like that, he’d deployed his biggest and baddest weapon. With a cold glare, he staggered past the fallen Zimmerman and slowly recovering Hurst over towards the catering table, where he picked up the breakfast of wrestling champions.

Jack Daniels.

Having himself a hearty chug, Keller looked on as Zimmerman was still unmoving. He was pretty sure he’d just ended things but given the nature of the beast he was combatting...best to put some insurance runs on the board.

Scared? No, Keller convinced himself. He looked at the table to Zimmerman, and then every single tooth of his gleamed fiendish smile.

Zimmerman, by the throat.

Zimmerman, in the air.
Zimmerman CHOKESLAMMED THROUGH THE GODDAMN TABLE.

And that would put a bow on things. Keller replied to Hurst’s glare with a deeper one of his own.

“End it. Or I’ll see to it you and him share an ambulance.”

And this is how the Zimmerman Era in ACW ended.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

Fiftee...

….fiftee..

Shards of wood across the floor, starting to become stained with blood.

The Montreal Forum literally shaking.

Fingers trembled.

Orifices bled.

A lesser man would’ve dropped his Jack Daniels.

And a lesser man -- say, somebody not named Keith Scott Zimmerman -- wouldn’t’ve beaten the count.

Groaning in out and out disbelief, Keller grabbed by the back of the head before marching forward a few steps and using Keith as a missile to check a door’s stability.

Unfortunately for Keith, it didn’t have any.

At least this time Keith stayed on the same floor when he fell through, the night taking an even darker turn as the underground parking lot at the Forum would be where Keller continued his assault. And his drinking binge.

“I don’t know where the tits you’re getting it from, little man,” grumbled K2 before taking another pull of quality whiskey. “But way to stay in it, freak. In fact..”

If you didn’t know any better you’d think that was Khristain’s friendly smile.

“...here’s to you!”

SMASH!

More broken glass, this time over the head of Keith Scott Zimmerman, who quietly went down for the last time on this evening. Keller leered over Keith’s body, shaking his head over the fact that Keith had ever, ever been dumb enough to stand in his path.

“Finally.” muttered KII. Slowly, he raised a fist in the air. This was his ultimate moment of crowning glory. Underneath him, Zimmerman laid almost spread-eagle. Blood had quit dribbling down his face, he was so out of it. His left arm lay useless at his side as Hurst’s count went back into double digits.
Unbeknownst to the zebra and unfortunately for the King, it was the right arm of Keith that was about to help change the course of ACW history.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

One of the most blood-curdling screams in the history of mankind suddenly flew out of the mouth of a very, very surprised Khristian Keller. His eyes rolled to the back of the head, and he suddenly felt very lightheaded.

Let this be a note to certain Barons out there.

The Retcon Punch is bad-ass.

But it’s not as bad-ass as

pulling a shard of glass out of your arm AND STABBING A MAN IN THE GROIN WITH IT.

Keller’s eyes were dinner plates of confusion, pain, horror, and disorientation. And his symphony of horrified yelps only increased when he took his arm away from his groin and BLOOD SHOT OUT OF IT.

Zimmerman sat up, slightly, slowly coming to his feet at Hurst’s count of 14. Keller put a hand out onto Keith to steady himself, wailing and cursing over what Keith had done.

K2 looked up at Keith.

Keith looked down at Keller.

He smiled.

Then he punched him in the throat.

The crowd roared as Keller went down in a heap, Keith’s arm now picking up another shard of glass off of the floor.

STAB.
STAB.
STAB.

Keller howled in absolute tortured agony as the glass tore more of his flesh wide open from between his eyes and over his eyebrows. He was losing consciousness rapidly, and only after this succession of blows did he start to manage to get his weary arms up.

It left his right leg wide open, however.

STAB.
STAB.
STAB.
STAB.
STAB.
STAB.

Like a serial killer focused in on his victim, a wild-eyed Keith drove the glass into the already injured leg, and Hurst literally tackled Keith off of Keller and knocked the glass from his hands that were now running slick from his own blood. Cutting himself just to get back at Keller. To repay him for all that he’d done.

Keller, holding on to his groin with one arm and dragging his now dead leg along the parking lot floor, tried the best he could to get away from Zimmerman.

The same Zimmerman who picked him up.

THUMP.

And the same Zimmerman who sent him face-first into the wall. The crowd’s cheering had abated.

THUMP.

A low hush, maybe a murmur had set in.

A slick red spot formed on the wall as Keller slid down it in a heap.

Disoriented, Keller began desperately clawing his fingernails into the surface, trying to get leverage to stand.

The wall was holding him up, holding his hand up.

Keith spun him around.

Glared at him.

The crowd groaned as Keith’s foot shot up and kicked Khristian in the balls.

Blood spurted.

And then Mr. Keller was up in the air.

THUD.

THE BEST BRAINBUSTER IN THE BUSINESS, onto concrete.

Keith’s wordless stare to nowhere from his seat would give children nightmares for days to come. He made no effort to get up. His eyes began to scan the area, even as blood continued to dribble down his face and almost covered his features. He grabbed Keller by the leg. Hurst’s lips were moving.

Keith pulled Khristian all the way to his feet, and then left him be.

Oh, wait, no.

OH, NO.

THUD.

An alarm went out.

Keith smiled a little bit.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Oh, sure. At the very least.

It’s not every day a man gets BACKDROP FUCKING DRIVERED into the trunk of a car.

Keller lay down face-first against the vehicle, unmoving. Keith was murmuring to himself, smiling as if he’d just gotten a very private joke.

“nothing,” he murmured to his subconscious.

“seems to kill me.”

“no matter how hard i try.”

His head suddenly whipped around, where Leon Hurst’s count was...a little sprightly, to say the least.

SEVENTEEN.

EIGHTEEN.

NUH--

Keith pulled Keller up.

Read that again.

I’m not kidding.

The mass of humanity went up to the hood of the car, Keith apparently dragging a spent and destroyed Keller to the top of it in a vantage point, taking careful measure to prop Keller’s body up next to his. Keith laughed, and gestured out across the parking lot disfigured with blood and glass. His almost-bald head rested against Keller’s almost like a lover’s.

Not since In Acropolis had Leon Hurst seen the smile currently on Keith’s face and back then he was fortunate enough to not have to witness it up close. So. Fucking. Creepy.

Their blood comingled against Keith’s skull as he cinched a front chancery on Keller’s head, looked him in the eyes, and said one thing to him:

“every GOOD artist....paints what he is.”

And then they flew off of the hood of the car, Keller’s body almost forming a lower case I as Keith had him hooked, positioned, dead to rights.

CRUNCH.

Hurst’s eyes flew open in shock, one more time.

Cardinal cringed and dropped his headset.

Zimmerman, in a position completely seated almost Indian-style, closed his eyes at what he’d wrought and smiled.

And Keller didn’t do a thing except lie on his stomach and twitch.

Keith had flown off of the car and driven Keller’s neck into the ground with a snapmare driver.

But if that’s too many words for you...

...we can just call it the killjoy.

Zimmerman sat alongside Keller, rubbing his shoulders as Hurst made the count.

At around 14, he pulled himself up to a standing position.

Like Keller was going anywhere that wasn’t a gurney to the ambulance to the hospital.

TWENTY.

Everlast rang out in the arena, and everybody’s reaction was...different. Some cheered knowing what Keller had done. Some booed since Keith had piled on. And some waited for a reaction to come to them. But Keith didn’t care.

He was free.

Hand extended, he took the [black] Scorpion championship from Leon Hurst and staggered off down the garage towards his own car. After a few steps, he stopped, and placed the belt around his neck like a collar.

Or a vice.

Or a noose.

It’s hard to tell.

The EMTs encircled Khristian Keller’s fallen body as Hurst stayed on a knee next to it, but Keith had left that all behind. And only those with the volume turned up could hear him say to nobody, everybody, this moment, and forever:

we aren’t free.

I am.


WINNER: Keith Scott Zimmerman by standing 20 count; WINS [black] Scorpion title

Orphaned.

LEGENDS had returned from it's last scheduled break to see the broken and battered body of Khristain Keller... walking through the ring curtains.

WTF much?

What kind of noise was he greeted with you may ask?

Applause.

Fucking APPLAUSE.

It was rumoured that this would have been the King Shits last match in ACW due to some contractual circumstances... was this to be his finale speech?

Could he even fucking talk?

He was broken.

A complete shell of a man and it was hard to say if he knew what exactly he was doing as he slobbered and stuttered his way down the rampway with EMTs watching his every move from five or so yards away from him. Covered in blood and various bits of car hood, he made his way into the ring and rolled into it.

Keith Scott Zimmerman had vacated the premises, but Khristain Keller remained.

Why?

The crowd in the smaller building looked around, about ready to watch the evening’s main event on the HuntTron. And indeed, the HuntTron promptly whirred to life, to reveal…static.

Confusion set in.

This was ACW.

Lord knew worse had befallen her than a faulty connection to the other arena. When the lights in the All-Star Arena went to black, though, the crowd figured out right quick that this was no accident.

A single spotlight appeared at the top of the entryway, illuminating a lone figure standing there under the bright light. Necks all over the All-Star Arena craned to see just who or what had chosen now, after the main event of this half of Legends V, to make his appearance.

Long, white locks cascaded down to his shoulders, with streaks of crimson. Those close to the entryway could see that he was straitjacketed, the pristine white of the jacket stained with what could only be blood. His head hung forward, obscuring his identity…an identity that was now being speculated on by everyone in the arena.

Whispers took over amongst the fans for a moment. There was no way this could be, could it?

In the ring, the King Shit of Fuck Mountain looked down the aisle as if he’d seen a ghost... or maybe two since his mind had just been jacked by KSZ. The fans might not have been quite sure of what was going on yet, but he knew. He’d seen this scene up close and personal when he had perpetrated it, all the way back in 2009.

The lights returned to the All-Star Arena, and the man in the aisle threw his head back, to reveal to Montreal and the world the truth that Khristain Keller already knew.

There was no music. No fanfare. No pyro.

None of that mattered, though.

SEYMOUR ALMASY had returned to All-Star Championship Wrestling.

One of the company’s techs moved over to the Final Fantasy, unlocking him from the straitjacket. Seymour made no move to take it off, simply moving forward with his arms freed, eyes locked on Khristain Keller, a smile curving the former two-time ACW World Champion’s mouth.

The roar of the crowd in the small building only increased as Seymour marched forward, stopping only at ringside to scoop up a steel folding chair. In the ring, Keller could only watch, too exhausted and too brokento do anything at all but try and be ready if he was to defend himself.

Keller had came here to give his final words in ACW, but not now... now he had the man he tried to kill in front of him.

He had thought Almasy gone forever. Two years and he hadn’t come back. Two whole years; practically an eternity in the wrestling business. More than long enough for one to think their atrocity long forgotten and gotten away with. He’d paid for the crime once, at the hands of Christopher Declan Sheffield.

ACW, though, allowed for double jeopardy.

The winner of 2005’s End Game circled the ring, chair in hand, before finally hopping up to the ring apron. He stepped through the ropes quickly, eyes locked on Keller to head off any attack. Keller looked for a way out, any way out, but all he found was a wild-eyed Seymour Almasy with a steel chair in hand.

With no other real choice, Keller cocked his right leg back to kick the Final Fantasy in the stomach. If he connected, the Tranquilizer would be seconds away, and that would be more than enough to quiet the rubes in attendance.

*CRACK!*

The problem was that Seymour had already started swinging the chair, and Keller was caught before his boot could drive home.

Steel met skull, and as usually happens, steel won. Khristain Keller went down, hard, and the All-Star Arena roared with approval.

With Keller splattered in the ring, the straitjacketed Final Fantasy gestured to ringside for a microphone. It didn’t take him long to get one.

What he said wasn’t very heroic, but it was the sort of thing you could imagine someone saying to a man who tried to end his livelihood.

“Get the fuck out of my ring right now, you cunt.”

CHEEEEEEEERR~!

Keller looked up, eyes wide in astonishment. Not even because he’d just been cracked in the skull with a chair by a guy he’d thought long gone, but because Seymour “Hero to Millions” Almasy had just called him a cunt.

“I’m not giving you another chance. Get out, right now. I’ll deal with you on my terms. If you DON’T leave, I swear to God I will end your career.” Almasy jerked a thumb towards the entryway. Khristain Keller was many things, but stupid was not among them. He scrambled free of the ring, eyes still locked on Almasy. Seymour was a man of his word, and it was only once Keller was halfway up the aisle to the back that he picked his steel chair back up, unfolded it, and plopped it down dead center of the ring.

“WEL-COME BACK!”
“WEL-COME BACK!”
“WEL-COME BACK!”

For the first time in two years, Seymour Almasy surveyed the All-Star Arena. His fans. His people. Hell, he’d been part of the group that brought ACW back to begin with. In the front row, he could even see his Party, his four slightly lunatic fangirls, cheering their little hearts out.

“I’ve got to admit,” he began, voice quiet, “it damn sure feels good to be back.”

He looked In the front row, to his once-Party. The four young women had long stopped cosplaying, but they still sat front row each and every week. Now, the clock had been turned back to 2009, with the four of them engaging in all manner of cheering.

“It seems like now’s as good a time as any for a hero,” he said, looking out at the All-Star Arena. “The champion of this company is an insane caped lunatic in charge of his own cabal. ACW is run by a maniacal businessman hellbent on using this place as his personal playground.”

The mood in the building is somber, but now, the faithful have something to cheer.

“And so, it is with great pleasure and pride that I have come here, to Legends V, back where ACW all started again to tell you all…”

Perhaps the first sign that something is wrong is that Seymour takes in a deep breath. He looks out into the crowd, at his Party.

It’s not Shane Douglas telling the NWA to kiss his ass, but for the virtuous Final Fantasy, it’s the rough equivalent.

“…you’re going to have to find someone else.”

Wait, what?

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

“As much as I hate to say this,” Seymour growled, pain dripping from every syllable, “I owe that sack of shit walking up the aisle with his tail between his legs a thank you. For the few of you who may not know, I was ACW World Champion in 2009 when that fucker bound me in a straitjacket and beat me to within an inch of my life. That’s why I’m wearing this bloodstained straitjacket tonight: because Khristain Keller decided to try and end me.”

That bit most people knew, of course. The crowd reacted with a mixture of boos, cheers, and just general “What the Hell is going on here?”

“A funny thing happened, though. I got out of the hospital a few days later. I sent out some feelers to ACW, to discuss my rehabilitation, and when I would be coming back…and funnily enough? No one got back to me. Not one person in the ACW office bothered to contact me. For all intents and purposes…I didn’t exist anymore. Khristain Keller hadn’t killed Seymour Almasy. No, ACW killed Seymour Almasy.”

The accusation hung heavy in the air, above the heads of fans who honestly hadn’t had very much to cheer over the past few months. Was what he was saying true? Did ACW really deny him a return? Was he making this up?

“So I sat back. I watched Christopher Sheffield tirelessly search to find the man who put me out of ACW. Sheffield, Alias, whatever the Hell you call yourself nowadays? From the bottom of my heart, I thank you. I thank you because you are the ONLY person on this roster who cared. No, the rest of ACW was content to move along. Max Danger won the ACW World Championship for the second time that very night, and the show continued on. I don’t object to that. I’ve done this long enough to know that great athletes came before me, and great athletes will come after I’m gone.”

The booing increased in ferocity, though it’s notable that the Party still cheered him, as did pockets of the arena.

“The fact is, though, that I’m a two-time ACW World Champion. I’ve gone sixty minutes with Max Danger. I’ve defended my title against anyone and everyone who wanted an opportunity at it. If you want to make a list of the best matches of ACW, I’m all over it. This isn’t me being an arrogant dipshit, I’d like to think. It’s the truth.”

Even those booing nodded at that. Love Seymour Almasy as they had, or hate him, as they were beginning to, denying Almasy’s record was a fool’s errand.

“My point is…this wouldn’t have happened to Sheffield. It wouldn’t have happened to Khristain Keller, or “Superstar” Vince Jacobs, or even Keith Scott Zimmerman if he ever gets a second reign. No, I’m the only two-time World Champion that this company felt the need to erase. You know what, though? It motivated me. It fuelled me. And so, I went through rehab. I fought myself back into fighting shape. I made one more call to this company. I heard nothing back. So I showed up in another wrestling company earlier this year. I had success. Even so, I knew that I had unfinished business. And I knew that no matter how many titles I won, no matter how many up and coming wrestlers I trained…I could never leave professional wrestling until I dealt with ACW.”

That single statement made one thing abundantly clear. This had all been in the works. Planned. Plotted. Designed.

“I didn’t come here to beat up Khristain Keller, though Yevon knows it’s a nice side bonus. No, I came here to take back EVERYTHING that he took from me. My ACW World Championship went to Max Danger that night. Now, it’s in the hands of Z. By the end of the night, my one time best friend might have it. The man who sought out justice on my behalf might have it. Or Z might still have it. No matter which of you has it, consider yourself on borrowed time.”

More cheers than boos ring out at that statement. Even if Seymour’s turning out to be a bit of a whiny dick, he’s still better than Z.

The next bit might go a tiny bit of the way towards changing that, though.

“Seymour Almasy as you know him is dead and buried. If changing one’s identity is good enough for Alias, then it’s good enough for me. Meet Orphan, ladies and gentlemen. I am your Orphan, the hero that you rejected and forgot. A young man who grew up in the welcoming arms of ACW, only to be given up when it suited your interests. Your child – GoldenHAWK may be the literal son of this company, but I was its spiritual child. And then, when the going got tough, when I was at my lowest…I was disowned. Disowned by SilverHAWK. Disowned by ACW management. Disowned by most of you.”

The booing that ensued wasn’t the usual sort that a (possibly liquored up) wrestling crowd tended to dish out. It wasn’t as much angry as it was hurt. Confused.

In short, both performer and audience more or less felt exactly the same way towards the other.

“You people didn’t want the hero you claimed to crave. Very well. So be it. Instead, I will be the villain that you never expected. I will drink in your hatred like I once drank up your support. I will ascend to the place that I held before Khristain Keller decided to take it upon himself to terminate my career. I will become ACW World Champion for a third time. I will cement my name amongst the greatest ever to call this wretched place home. I will make myself UNERASEABLE! Because, when the story of ACW is written, they will speak of SilverHAWK. They will speak of Alias. They will speak of Vince Jacobs.”

The words, even spoken with conviction, just seemed wrong falling out of the mouth of Seymour Almasy. For those present, it was yet another Legends moment: an uncomfortable, stilted moment that they would likely not soon forget.

“And now, if I must die or kill in this ring to ensure it, they will speak of Orphan.”

Dropped microphone. Static.

The rechristened Orphan rolled free of the ring, walking right past his Party. They were among the very few in the arena cheering ACW’s newest villain. For the first time since he had begun speaking, a very small smile lit his face.

“You all understand,” he told them, quietly enough for only them to hear. “I’ll see you all in a bit.”

As he walked up the aisle, his face was projected on the Tron for everyone to see. There was no cackling, no joy at all on Orphan’s face. He claimed that he had been pushed to this extreme, had his hand forced by ACW and its faithful.

The expression on his face was one of equal parts regret, remorse, and conviction. To look into his eyes was to see a man at the end of his rope, a man who believed that his actions were his best option.

And Seymour Almasy, former hero to millions, believed himself a man Orphaned.

Match Five, Best of Five Series – Cage Match
Tyson XL vs. The Amazing Gabriel

   

It was now time.

A feud that had been personal.

A feud that had evolved over the course of almost a year.

And now, a feud that would mean a secured world title shot for the winner.

The Night Life had run roughshod over the ACW Tag Team division and in fact, earlier in the night, had retained their gold against the Brotherhood of Awesome and all that was left was for their fearless leader, The Amazing Gabriel, to attempt to secure and win the title shot that Tyson XL had won at Dios De La Muertos. But Tyson XL had been loved and respected not just by his peers, but by the ACW fans as well. He’d earned their respect the moment he broke free from TAG’s grip. But now, this was match five. For all the marbles, for the title shot, and all that good stuff.

The arena lights faded to a deep red hue and white lights at the entrance began to flash rapidly, coming to life. The fans were then greeted with a little ditty called “Piece by Piece” by Strata. And the fans came up and out of their seats, cheering the man that came out!

The Canadians were out in full force, roaring with approval for the now free man that was Tyson XL. 323 pounds of brute force had wowed the crowd with both his incredible athleticism, but the only thing that impressed them more than that would be his character. No longer able to stand by and be a party to the madness and evil force of the Night Life, he was now a man alone amidst a sea of chaos that was ACW. Tyson XL greeted each and every one of the fans as he approached the ring, but didn’t take his eyes off the prize. He needed to keep his title shot and get The Amazing Gabriel off his back once and for all if it meant getting able to use the title shot.

He took once glance around the cage, surveying what was going to be his surroundings. He smiled at the reaction he was getting form the fans. He was home.

“Self vs. Self” by Pendulum feat. In Flames hit the speakers and a series of blinding white flashes appeared all throughout the arena. The SlyTron flickered to life and showed only static as the man coming out greeted Tyson XL with a prideful smirk. Showing a little more emotion than he did on the last Courage, The Amazing One ran a hand through his moustache, stroking it like he planned to tie Tyson XL across train tracks.

He and Elyse Frost walked down to the ring and shared a passionate kiss with one another. The mother of Tyson XL’s daughter winked at him while the Amazing Gabriel continued to climb the cage cautiously. To Tyson’s credit he was showing great restraint in not rearranging TAG’s facial features. TAG, on the other hand, was showing no restraint whatsoever. He looked around the inside the cage and nearly hyperventilated. He was supposed to have won the series. But it wasn’t to be.

Now, he was locked inside a cage with the very monster that he’d humiliated, verbally abused, and emotionally wrecked.

The bell rang as the two men began to circle one another, waiting to make that all important first move.

“It’s over now, Gabriel.” Tyson hissed.

“Oh, you’d like to think so, fat ass. Lucky for me…. There’s more than one way to escape a cage!”

The Amazing Gabriel had every intention of locking up with him, but suddenly turned around and started to climb the ropes quickly as he tried to get out before Tyson XL could do anything. Tyson calmly walked over and started to climb himself, grabbing the top rope and grabbing The Amazing Gabriel by the head. Soon, both men were standing on the top rope.

The Ringleader quickly grabbed Tyson by the head and slammed his face into the steel mesh so he could try and mount a real quick escape. Elyse cheered him on from the floor while he fought back and struggled to get the hell out of dodge, getting one leg out of the cage and almost making it out to the floor. But by the time he finally got out, Tyson had recovered and grabbed him by his tights, pulling him back down onto the top rope.

“THIS ENDS TONIGHT!” Tyson yelled as he bashed TAG’s face into the cage to the delight of the crowd.

He continued to throw down several more times until one big back elbow sent The Amazing Gabriel flying back down to the mat and back into the ring. Tyson XL hopped back into the ring as The Amazing Gabriel crawled away, trying to give himself some distance from the bigger man. Heavy T wasn’t going to give him any restraint as he picked up TAG by the head and whipped him into the corner before unloading on him with several hard jabs to the face.

He laid in with a few more body shots and continued to whomp the Night Life leader. He whipped him all the way across the ring and waited for TAG to come back, but the Ringleader caught him with a hard kick to the face that stunned him for a moment.

“Got you, you fat fuck!”

The Amazing Gabriel grabbed Tyson XL and in a fantastic show of strength, grabbed him by the body and managed to hit him with one of the greatest wrestling maneuvers known to man…

…A BODY SLAM.

The dirty SOB called The Amazing Gabriel dumped Tyson XL on the mat and flexed his muscles for the booing crowd, then raised his hands in the air. He was a great athlete. Took care of himself, had great conditioning. There was no reason that he couldn’t win this match.

Except for a punch to the mouth from Tyson XL, who was already back on his feet and waiting. TAG went flying back into the corner while the fans continued to cheer on the big man. And a running clothesline knocked TAG right over.

The Ringleader was back to the corner again and Tyson XL continued to wail on him with several hard body shots to the head and chest, keeping him from being able to get anymore in the way of offense. TAG shot back with a couple chops, but Tyson wasn’t budging and continued to fight back with a hard volley of body shots to the head and chest. He continued to throw down and throw down and throw down and beat down and just about any kind of down you could picture until TAG was a beaten and battered mess in the corner.

TAG was sprawled out across the bottom turnbuckle now while Tyson XL grabbed him by the head and picked him up before whipping him to the opposite corner of the ring. Tyson ran fulls peed and rammed a big back elbow to the jaw, then waited as TAG continued to stumble around…

CCS ENZIGURI~!

Three-hundred and twenty-pounds of Tyson XL moved the leg up and cracked TAG upside the head with a mighty big enziguri kick that sent him staggering back down to the ground. He turned around and pushed TAG to the ground, going for a cover.

1…

2…

Close, but no cigar as The Amazing Gabriel threw a shoulder up. Tyson shook his head and gave a parting glance out to Elyse, who gave Tyson the bird from ringside. Tyson XL shrugged and chopped TAG in the chest, continuing to turn his chest red with some violent shots. He threw more body blows, then finally a headbutt capped his assault.

TAG was a scrambled mess, but Tyson XL didn’t care. He grabbed Gabriel by the back of his head and ran him across the ring, smacking him hard against the cage.

Tyson XL continued to fight while the Amazing Gabriel came back into his grip, staggering and hurt. He grabbed him by the back of the head again and tossed him right head first into the cage. Then as The Amazing Gabriel staggered back out, he did it a third time across one corner. Then as The Amazing Gabriel continued to fight, grabbed him and SMASHED him into the cage a fourth time before he crumbled into the ring as a mess.

The fans cheered with every blow being thrown while the Amazing Gabriel backed off. On his knees, he continued to beg and plead for his life. His head was throbbing and he couldn’t take any more of this punishment.

“Too late…”

Tyson XL tossed a big running boot right to his face and knocked him back into the corner. He tried to grab onto him, but The Amazing Gabriel caught him by the side of the head and dropped him with a flatliner right into the second turnbuckle.

Buying himself a little bit of time, TAG went away from Tyson XL and started to climb up the ropes again in a bid to free himself and keep from taking any more damage. But he wasn’t going to get far. Tyson XL grabbed him by the leg and pulled him off the turnbuckle again, but this time, he was ready to fight back and caught him in the head with a high kick to the face.

Tyson XL was finally in the corner now and TAG wasted no time in going to work, throwing a hard series of shoot kicks into his chest to keep him from being able to get anywhere. The shots continued to keep on coming and he continued to wail on his former bodyguard with a couple of hard knees to the head.

He blew a kiss to Elyse while Tyson remained stunned. But all Tyson did was fight back and continued to destroy TAG with a couple more jabs to the head to stun the Night Life leader. But again, The Amazing One tried to climb the ropes to get away from Tyson XL and get the hell out of dodge once and for all. Tyson wasn’t about to let him go anywhere, though, and climbed to the top turnbuckle.

He rammed him again into the steel cage and sent him crashing back down to the ground, landing in a rather painful position, spread-eagle on the top rope.

The Amazing Gabriel was now singing soprano, but Tyson XL wasn’t about to call it even. He shook the ropes and continued to… er, worsen the damage and continued to shake violently. After he was done with that, Tyson Xl ran across the ring and coming back with a HELL of a flying big boot that knocked TAG backwards into the cage and down to the ring apron.

Tyson XL ran to the corner grabbed The Amazing One, pulling him back into the ring before hooking his leg again.

1…

2…

But TAG showed some restraint and still managed to kick out of the big-time move. TAG was nearly out of it completely in the opposite corner now while Tyson XL smiled with more sinister intentions on his mind. Elyse ran over to his side of the cage to cheer on her new beau, but he was in la-la land while Tyson XL continued to scrape his boot across TAG’s face.

Once.

Twice.

Thrice.

Four times.

Five times!

After the series of boot scrapes, Tyson XL ran across the ring, looking for another big move…

No!

He had to stop immediately when The Amazing Gabriel pulled the referee in front of him, keeping Tyson XL from doing whatever big move he had planned. Tyson XL pushed the referee out of the way, but didn’t see TAG pulling off the top turnbuckle padding. Heavy T turned around…. BOOM!

Thrown face first into the exposed turnbuckle, the big man went teetering back a step. Tyson XL was on wobbly legs, which allowed for TAG to grab him by the head and stun him with a single knee facebreaker.

Tyson XL was wobbly on his knees, but The Amazing Gabriel continued his assault by throwing a couple more kicks to the head before turning him around and grabbing him by the back… dropping him with a CRUSH~!

The double knee backbreaker caught Tyson XL in the back and stunned him while The Amazing Gabriel wobbled backwards and tried to regain his composure. After having his ass virtually handed to him in the last several minutes of the match, he needed a good escape route and quickly. He threw some hard elbows and kicks to the head of his former bodyguard and continued to stun him.

He set up Tyson XL in a standing camel clutch position and let him have it with several cross arm punches to the face, trying to continue to wear down the big man. And just to be a big dick, he continued to twist him around and locked in a fishhook just for fun. The referee was powerless to do anything but watch as Tyson had his face twisted around into painful shapes not meant to be in.

A hard roundhouse kick caught Tyson XL right in the head, finally knocking him over. The Amazing Gabriel hurriedly went for a cover.

1…

2…

No way, wasn’t gonna happen.

Tyson XL pushed The Amazing Gabriel away from him to try and get some separation, but The Night Life leader closed that gap and continued to pound on him with several more kicks to the head. Tyson XL was stunned against the ropes with nowhere to go as The Amazing Gabriel continued to kick him in the head.

He brought him to the middle of the ring to try and do some more damage, but Tyson XL broke free from his grip and let The Amazing Gabriel have it with several hard jabs to the face to stun him. He went to start throwing kicks of his own, throwing kicks to the legs to weaken Gabriel, but TAG fought back and kicked him in the head again…

HAAKEN~!

The superkick was powerful enough to knock Tyson XL off his feet and send him crashing to the mat. Winded from his earlier onslaught, The Amazing Gabriel crawled over and hooked the far leg.

1…

2…

Tyson XL kicked out again and kept him from getting the all important win, but The Amazing Gabriel still had several tricks up his sleeve.

He locked in a cravate headlock and continued to throw some knees upwards into the face of Tyson XL, continuing to drill him before turning him around by the neck and dropping him hard into the mat again with a neckbreaker. He turned him around and locked him in a grounded version of a headlock, twisting around on the neck and head again, going for a submission.

“TYSON!

TYSON!

TYSON!

TYSON!

TYSON!

TYSON!”

The fans were continuing to get on the side of Tyson XL as he struggled to fight his way out. But The Amazing Gabriel had a knee planted firmly in the back of the neck while twisting the neck around. But Tyson grabbed him by the head and threw some hard elbows to the stomach and fight his way back.

The former Black scorpion and tag team champion fought his way back up and continued to throw some more jabs and hard body shots to the face in order to keep him grounded. He brawled his way back up until he was finally free.

Tyson XL had the fans in his back pocket as he continued to throw some punches and chops to the chest to get his advantage back.

TAG doubled Tyson over with a hard kick to the knee to stun him away. He ran off to the ropes, but Tyson XL grabbed him by the head and twisted him by the head to lock him in a modified choke hold, trying his best to rob the life out of TAG. TAG squirmed and fought and threw a couple of hard elbows back into the head. TAG got free and shoved Tyson XL back into the ropes and when the big man came back…

BREWSKI BOOT~!

The jump spinning roundhouse kick caught Tyson XL right in the top of his head and knocked him right to the ground. The Amazing Gabriel fist pumped to the chagrin of the crowd, then crawled over and went for a rather lazy cover.

1…

2…

But Tyson XL kicked out again and pushed Tyson XL right off him, keeping him from losing his title shot. The Amazing Gabriel shook his head and had an angry scowl across his face now. He tried to keep his composure by throwing some more knees into the head of Tyson before grabbing him and smearing his face across the steel mesh.

“YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT?!”

TAG pressed a boot down into the back of Tyson’s head and pressed it down into the cage, keeping him trapped there while Elyse Frost talked some trash from the ringside area. She was enjoying the punishment being laid down by the Amazing Gabriel and enjoyed watching her former boyfriend suffer. It seemed Elyse and TAG enjoyed the same sadism.

TAG finally had enough of this and started to climb to the ropes again, this time making sure to get out in as quick a time as possible while a woozy Tyson XL was still trying to fight his way back to his feet. The crowd cheered for the big man as he finally got back up and started to climb to the turnbuckle right behind TAG. He noticed this and tried kicking away from Tyson XL with all he had, but Tyson wasn’t going to quit.

“NO, NO, NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!” TAG protested.

Tyson XL finally grabbed him by the legs and had him set up in an electric chair position. He hoisted TAG around the ring for a few moments before lifting him up and dropping him face first across the top turnbuckle.

Both men had collapsed in the ring and both men were down now as the fans continued to hang onto every inch of the match, watching with interest.

After several moments, it was Tyson who was up to his feet first and tried to pick up a groggy TAG, but the Night Life leader stopped that and stunned him with a leaping enziguri to the back of the head. once he was finally staggered enough, he ran to the ropes and tried for another big move…

But a snap powerslam from Tyson XL caught TAG in the middle of the ring and he tried for another cover.

1…

2…

But no, TAG still kicked out, which shocked Tyson XL and the crowd. Elyse cheered on her man as he threw the shoulder up, but Tyson XL was going to make him pay for kicking out. He jabbed him in the head several more times and continued to beat down on him.

YAY!

BOO!

YAY!

BOO!

YAY!

BOO!

Blows continued to be exchanged by both Tyson and The Amazing Gabriel. Tyson’s punches versus Gabriel’s kicks, but eventually, Tyson began to show more ability to take punishment and quickly took over the blows with a succession of blows to the top of the head. While the fans continued to scream “YAY!” with each parting shot, Tyson XL grabbed TAG and hit him with an inverted atomic drop to stun him in the middle of the ring.

Tyson ran off the ropes and came back, catching him with a BIG boot to the jaw, knocking him right on his back. With him down on the ground, Tyson XL bounced off the ropes and came back with a big time splash across the chest. Three hundred twenty three pounds on the chest of TAG and he had nowhere to go as Tyson covered again.

1…

2…

But nope, again, TAG still kicked out of the big move, shocking the crowd. Tyson climbed to the nearest second rope and waited there while a groggy Gabriel tried getting his bearings back to him. Tyson XL climbed back to his feet, but turned around and walked right into of all things, a flying leg lariat that brought him back down to the ground. Tyson XL smiled and raised his fist before hooking another leg.

1…

2…

And to his surprise, The Amazing Gabriel still kicked out and the crowd was livid. Tyson XL shook his head, now in disbelief as he waited for The Amazing Gabriel to get back up. He did so and tried to go for some type of Olympic slam, but the Amazing One slipped out the back and landed on his feet, throwing a couple of hard chops into the chest. Tyson buried a knee into the chest and pushed him back into the turnbuckles.

TAG fought and tried to escape with a couple of hard forearm shots, but Tyson XL returned fire with a few headbutts and stunned him long enough to send Tyson back a few steps. TAG climbed to the top rope and flew off with a cross body…

But he got caught in mid move. But TAG slipped out of the back and dropkicked him in the knees. While he was low, he tried slipping out the door and crawled towards it. The ACW official on the outside opened the doors for him, but Tyson XL grabbed him by the leg and pulled him back to his feet, trying for another big move.

TAG caught him in the jaw with a quick jawbreaker, then stood up as he was there. He ran off the ropes and came back for a big move, but was caught and drilled into the mat with a spinning side slam. TAG spun around in a full rotation before hitting the mat and Tyson didn’t waste any time in going for another cover.

1…

2…

No way!

Again, The Amazing Gabriel was showing some incredible tenacity all his own and wasn’t about to give it up anytime soon. Tyson grabbed him by the head, but a quick thumb to the eye from Tyson XL stunned him long enough for The Amazing Gabriel to climb to the top turnbuckle again and attempt escape.

Tyson XL tried to climb up with him and keep him from getting away once and for all…

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”

But a low kick from The Amazing Gabriel caught Tyson in between his legs and he pushed him down to the ground. While Tyson XL laid there and the fans continued to jeer the Night Life’s leader, he looked back up and then back down at Tyson, seeing him prone.

He’d embarrassed him for far too long. There was no way that he was going to get out of this.

The Amazing Gabriel looked out to Elyse and blew a kiss.

“THIS VICTORY WILL BE FOR YOU, MY DARLING!”

He flew off the top rope with THE AMAZING GABRIELBOW~!

With a smug grin, he dropped the Randy Savage-style elbow across the chest of Tyson XL and smiled to the crowd. With a double point to the heavens, he smiled before going in for another deep cover.

1…

2…

But no! No freaking way!

Tyson XL kicked out of the big flying elbow from The Amazing Gabriel and shook his head in frustration. He had a chance to get the hell out of the ring, but his pride wouldn’t allow him to take a victory like that. He wanted to prove that he was better than Tyson XL and was going to do it once and for all.

He picked up Tyson XL as the big man got to his feet and tried for some kind of a fireman’s carry, but Tyson was too big and elbowed his way out of whatever he was going for. Tyson caught him with a hard running kick to the chest and set him up in the middle of the ring.

XL BO—

But no, he was able to escape defeat once more and slipped out behind The Amazing Gabriel before grabbing Tyson by the head and driving him back down to the ground with a leaping reverse bulldog that he called NOTHING SHORT OF AMAZING! The Amazing Gabriel finally crawled over and hooked both legs this time, trying to win the title shot and put this best of five series to rest.

1…

2…

Try as he might, Tyson XL was down and out again. The Amazing Gabriel slapped both fists into the mat and yelled to the heavens, screaming various obscenities out loud. It was probably a good thing this was a pay per view.

The Amazing Gabriel waited for Tyson XL to get back to his feet and waited patiently as he climbed the top rope, looking to put the exclamation point on this once and for all. He waited and waited as he did another double point to the heavens…

AMAZING STAR PRE--

But Tyson XL rolled out of the way… and The Amazing Gabriel landed on his feet, thankfully. But Tyson XL was waiting with intent…

RUNNING.

TWISTING.

SPEAR!

He barreled right through The Amazing Gabriel with one of the most violent spears ever seen in ACW’s tenured history. Tyson XL was back on his feet and yelled out to the crowd, who were cheering on with anticipation. He picked up The Amazing Gabriel and hoisted him up over his shoulders.

XL BOMB~!

The ring-shaking powerbomb drilled The Amazing Gabriel almost the entire way through the mat. Tyson XL made a slow crawl over to him and hooked both legs, pulling back once and for all.

1…

2…

3!

At last. It was over.

And as the referee raised Tyson XL’s hand for the whole world to see, the fans exploded with a tremendous ovation. The ring announcer told the world what they were happy to see.

“Your winner of the match and retaining his world title shot… the winner of the best of five series… Tyson XL!!!!!!!”

The burly warrior from San Diego California had just achieved the biggest victory of his career and beat his chest, yelling to the crowd. He had just defeated The Amazing Gabriel once and for all and raised his fist for all the masses to see.

He calmly climbed out of the ring and without even looking back, made his way up the ramp. Elyse Frost climbed into the ring to check on her beau as he was still being awoken by the referee, having suffered a very bitter defeat.

Tyson XL gave one last parting glance to the crowd and celebrated with them. Tonight, he had closed the door on the Amazing Gabriel, the Night Life, and everything that had gotten him to this point.

And now, it was time to look ahead.

Tomorrow would be a new day.

WINNER: Tyson XL - Winner of the Best of Five Series


ACW World Heavyweight Championship
Z © vs. Sheffield vs. Andy Sharp

       

It had been a long evening. A long and exciting evening full of twists, turns, excitement around every corner just as every Legends show presented before it.

But now, here we were…

It was time for YOUR main event.

A main event that had been months in the making.

Z had been champion since January of this year and had schemed, cut throats, stabbed backs, betrayed people, used people up and spit them out. Countless promising stars of the company had came and went because of being intertwined within the grand machinations of the ACW Champion on his way to the top. And since then, he had run roughshod leading an unholy alliance out of the Cabal and the Huntsman. Jeremy Hunt was in power. He had a safety bubble. And what’s worse…

He had an ally in this match.

Andy Sharp had come back to ACW before January and had promised hell upon the ACW roster. And over time, he brought just that. Winning the first-ever Legends Scramble match over four other game competitors, Andy Sharp earned the right to face Z in the main event of Legends with the intent of laying down for Z. Andy’s loyalty had never been called into question at all, but now wasn’t going to be letting go anytime soon.

Sheffield, the third and most important part of this whole puzzle, won the right to challenge for the ACW World Heavyweight Title by defeating Z in a non-title match with both Andy Sharp as referee and the odds virtually stacked against him, thanks to a little help from Good Ol’ Ironsides himself, Henry Irwonsen. Thanks to him cashing the reward for defeating Jesse Ramey last year with the King’s Choice, a decree was made that when Z lost the ACW title, Jeremy Hunt would be fired. It would be up to Z and Andy Sharp at all costs to keep that Championship around the waist of Z once and for all.

Could Sheffield, ACW’s long-time hero and savior be its savior one more time?

Would Z and Jeremy Hunt keep their dark hold over ACW?

And what part would the renegade Andy Sharp play in all of this?

The ACW fanbase were firmly locked into the ring and its proceedings. What broke the concentration, however, was the strum of a familiar guitar and the beat of drums. Though the song hadn't belonged to anyone on the roster, a good section of the Western Canadian crowd knew it all too well.

"I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;

I just need some place where I can lay my head.

"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"

He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said."

It was The Weight by the Band. And who did it bring out?

The Original Pulp Hero.

The only three-time ACW World Heavyweight Champion in history.

The only active ACW Hall of Famer.

The man called Sheffield!

Sheffield was almost taken aback by the massive reception from the crowd, but put that out of his mind quickly as he approached the ring and climbed up the steps. He looked out to the ACW Arena where this all had started almost three years ago. The former three-time champion surveyed the ring and all that was there as he stepped between the ropes and pumped his fists in the air.

The lights faded out to a darker hue with the occasional green spotlight shining throughout the arena.

“Perfect Strangers” by Dream Theater.

And out from the back came participant number two in the ring as he made his way out from the back. There was no Kati, as she was wrapped up in the earlier match between WILSON and Omega vs. Kesavan and Jack Harris. He wasn’t worried about that. He was focused on the task at hand. The sunglasses betrayed no emotion as he walked to the ring with a stone-cold gaze, even amidst the TREMENDOUS hometown ovation he was going. Though he was no saint, they still paid respect to everything that he’d done for ACW even though the three initials he now despised.

Walking up the steps, he didn’t’ take his gaze off Sheffield as he leaped over the ropes, then once again to the second turnbuckle to stare down his hometown people. The incredibly mixed reception from the crowd didn’t flutter him one iota. He was focused on keeping the ACW World Heavyweight Title around Z’s waist.

“And speak of the devil himself…” Sheffield muttered under his breath as he locked eyes with Sharp before turning his attention to the entrance.

"I. Am. Your. New. GOD."

This was the third piece of the Legends main event puzzle. The third man. ACW's leading villian to have the spotlights, or as it was colloquially known, the Fuschia Strobe Apocalypse.

With "Do The Evolution" from Pearl Jam cranked up to 11 (hell, maybe 12. This IS a pay-per-view) the strobes died off and a man stood at the center of the rampway, his filthy lucre dangling proudly from his right arm. And he wasn’t alone.

Being accompanied to the ring by Jeremy Hunt himself, the two men made their way to the ring in stoic fashion. Jeremy Hunt had way too much to lose with a loss here tonight and wasn’t going to let his career. His infamous reign as the leader of ACW go up in a big pile of smoke. He was here to stay.

As was the champion himself.

With a sick smile underneath that familiar fuschia mask, Z entered the ring and raised the title for all to see before handing it over to the referee in the middle, referee Paige Allen. And with that, it was going to come down to this as ring announcer Tommy Vale read the proceedings.

“Ladies and gentlemen, your following contest is the main event of LEGENDS V! THIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH TO BE SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!”

The crowd popped HUGE!

“First, introducing the referee in charge. Please welcome your official… Paige Allen!”

Paige got quite a reception herself. Z glared at her the entire time, not forgetting their very sordid history. Paige took notice of his stares, but kept focused on the task at hand.

“With this match there are no countouts, no disqualifications and the only way to win will by pinfall or submission! First, introducing the challengers…”

The camera cut to Sheffield, who was busy shadowboxing and getting himself mentally prepared for whatever was to come. Surely the deck was going to be stacked against him and he needed to have eyes not just in the back of his head, but all around.

“From Bartlett, Tennessee… weighing in at 242 pounds… He is the only active ACW Hall of Famer and the only three-time ACW World Heavyweight Champion in history… THIS… IS…. SHEFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!

And next, was over to Andy Sharp, who whipped off his sunglasses and leather duster, throwing both off to the side.

“Next, from MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA…” Even Tommy Vale had to stop at the tremendous reception from the crowd. “He weighs in at 252 pounds! He is a former two-time ACW World Heavyweight Champion… ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!

Andy nodded to the crowd before turning his attention to Z. Z himself smiled as the referee continued to hold up HIS ACW World Heavyweight Championship.

“AND THE CHAMPION… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY ACW OWNER, JEREMY HUNT… WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING ACW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

With the introductions out of the way, the three men circled around one another as Paige Allen called for the bell.

DING DING DING!

Andy Sharp and Z joined forced and looked to advance on Sheffield while the former three-time champion looked to try and defend himself from whatever the most devilish pair in ACW were going to do…

CRACK!

“RUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That would be the sound of the entire ACW Arena standing on their feet and giving a massive ovation to Andy Sharp. The replay caught it one more time.

Sharp started off the match with one FUCK of a Superkick right to the jaw of Z, sending the Caped Crusader flying right out of the ring. Paige Allen was shocked, as was the look across the face of Sheffield who hadn’t believed what he’d just seen.

“NO! WHA THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, SHARP?!?!” Hunt screeched from the ringside area.

But the smile across the face of Andy Sharp told the fans exactly what he needed to know. He was in this to win it for himself. And a win by Andy Sharp would, per the rules of Z’s title reign, also spell the end of Jeremy Hunt’s title reign. Something he’d wanted in the first place.

Sheffield hadn’t forgotten that the man standing across from him had made his life a living hell the last couple of moments, though, and decided that it was now time to come to blows again. The two men were being roared on by the masses to do some fucking damage and they did just that as they continued to throw fists. Ti was Sheffield and his expert Muay Thai striking that Andy was trying to defend himself against.

Sharp threw up a hard knee, but Sheffield blocked it and fired back a few hard Forearm Shivers of his own. After the blows, he whipped Sharp across the ropes, but quickly Mr. All-Star was able to recover long enough to drop Sheffield with a hard Swinging Neckbreaker in the middle of the ring!

Sharp became outright vicious now in the face of Sheffield by throwing down a pair of stomps before picking up the Pulp Hero. He threw a HARD pair of Knife Edge Chops directly into the chest and backed him into a corner where he unloaded on him with several more.

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

Andy Sharp was being fired up by his crowd as he continued to be newly fueled by his hometown crowd. He whipped Sheffied across the ring and tried to follow him in for another attack, but the Pulp Hero thought quickly and got off a pair of double knees right to the chest of Mr. All-Star. Once he was finished, Sheffield ran across the ring to try and mount another offensive, but Sharp recovered long enough to duck down from the blow. Off the rebound again, Andy Sharp grabbed Sheffield and connected with a Hip Toss into a hard Neckbreaker! He followed up with the cover.

ONE!

TWO…NO!

Barely a two-count as the Pulp Hero was already back to his knees, fighting back against Andy Sharp. He buried a series of hard fists into his chest, then let him have it with a low spinning kick before running off the ropes and CRACKING Andy Sharp across the face with a hell of a Running Knee Lift! The Pulp Hero went for his first cover now over Mr. All-Star.

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Sharp kicked out in the nick of time and saved himself from certain defeat. He tried to mount another quick offensive against the Pulp Hero, but now it was Sheffield’s turn to beat Andy to the punch as he whipped him chest-first into the opposite turnbuckle. Sharp came bouncing out just as Sheffield ran the ropes and came back with one hell of a Bulldog in the center of the ring.

Hunt was on the outside, still trying to revive an only half-conscious Z while inside the ring, Sheffield continued to fight back against Mr. All-Star by laying into him with a series of hard kicks before whipping him across the ring. When he came back, a knee to the chest set up a hell of a high and tight Exploder Suplex from Sheffield, who wasted no time in segueing right into another pinning attempt.

ONE!

TWO!

THRE… NO!

Mr. All-Star had thrived performing on the grand stage of it all and wasn’t about to give it all up now. The Andy of old appeared to have been coming out tonight. Call it nostalgia or the hometown crowd. Call it part of a master plan, but for the first time since he came back to ACW, his face was showing actual emotion.

Sheffield tackled Andy Sharp back into the opposite corner again and laid into him with a couple more hard knees to the chest, but a third one Andy blocked and pulled Sheffield into the corner now, laying into him with several more Knife Edge Chops! (WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!) After the three shots, he tried to whip Sheffield across the ring again, but Sheffield put on the brakes and violently shot Sharp into the corner chest first. When Andy came stumbling back, Sheffield whipped him back to the other side and sent him crashing hard into the turnbuckle again.

With Sharp collapsed and suspended on the top turnbuckle, the wily Sheffield ran forward and threw a hard kick right to his exposed ribs! The shot echoed throughout the arena loudly, so Sheffield did it a second time. Louder that the first, even!

A third shot knocked Andy Sharp into the air again and Sheffield was there perfectly to catch him on his shoulders. He looked to deliver some sort of Death Valley Driver-like maneuver, but Sharp was quick to the punch and spun out in mid-move, DRIVING Sheffield hard onto the back of his knee with a hell of a reverse DDT Backbreaker! He held onto the move, though, and twisted him around into a stiff Neckbreaker, dropping him across the canvas. He quickly flipped around and hooked the far leg of the Pulp Hero.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Sheffield hadn’t earned his reputation by getting beaten easily and wasn’t about to have any of that noise. Sharp picked him up again and wore him down quickly with a hard Shinbreaker, then tripped up the Pulp Hero, looking for some kind of a possible Figure-Four, but Sheffield saved himself with his free foot and shoved Andy backwards a few steps. As he tried to get back into the game, Sharp came back and ran right at Sheffield, catching him underneath the jaw with a low kick!

Once he was down, Sheffield went to resume the hold again, but this time, Z came back into the fray with a HARD Running Knee Strike to the face!

“YOU TRAITEROUS PIECE OF SHIT!” Z shrieked at the downed Sharp, who hadn’t seen the blow coming just like his superkick from earlier.

But before Z could get in another lick off offense on the grounded Sharp, Sheffield came up right from behind and tried to roll up Z with a School boy!

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

The move failed, but Sheffield shoved Z back away from him a few steps and saw the downed Andy Sharp on the ground. He didn’t feel bad at all about taking advantage of his dirty work and decided to go for the cover again this time on Andy Sharp.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… KICK OUT!

Sheffield pulled Sharp back to his feet and let him have it with a hard Snap Suplex that brought him right back down to the center of the ring. Z ran right at Sheffield again to try and get back at Sheffield, catching him right behind the same leg Andy worked over with a hard kick of his own. Z blasted him with two more rights and tossed him into the center of the ring, but Sheffield put on the brakes and doubled Z over, throwing a hard knee into his chest before taking him down in the middle of the ring with a Russian Legsweep.

After disposing of Z, Sheffield barely had any time to react when Sharp came back into the fray and caught him right in the leg with a hard kick, then followed it up with a pair of European Uppercuts to the jaw.

Mr. All-Star pushed Sheffield into the ropes again and sent him flying. He went for the Big Boot, but Sheffield slid underneath his legs and popped up behind his hated rival. When Sharp turned around, he was CRACKED hard in the rib cage with a stiff kick from the Pulp Hero that doubled him over.

He saw Z getting up out of the corner of his eye so he let the Cabal leader have it with a hard Forearm Shot right to the jaw that sent him flying away.

Back to Sharp and another kick to the head.

Then back to Z and a hard punch to the face, then an uppercut.

And now, back to Sharp with a kick… BLOCKED!

And a hard straight right from Andy Sharp caught him in the jaw and sent Sheffield flying backwards into the grip of Z, who locked his arms around his waist and pulled him back into a German Suplex with a bridge!

ONE!

TWO!

But Andy Sharp came out of nowhere and broke up that fall with one of his own, jack-knifing the legs of Sheffield and going for his own cover

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Before Mr. All-Star could follow up, Z stopped him with a big uppercut and tossed him right over the ropes and onto the floor below!

He turned his attention back to Sheffield and picked him up again, going for a second German Suplex with a bridge!

ONE!

TWO… NO!

Another quick kickout from Sheffield angered the Caped Crusader. Jeremy Hunt cheered on the ACW World Heavyweight Champion as he continued to let him have it with a succession of kicks to the chest. After clubbing Sheffield in the back several more times, he went for a Belly To Back Suplex, but Sheffield had enough of his bearings about him to flip right over and land on his feet behind Z. A quick Dropkick from the Pulp Hero shot Z into the ropes and he ran right over, leapfrogging and dropping Z neck-first across the second rope!

When he landed on the outside, though, Sheffield had no time to react when out of nowhere, he was FLOORED with a stiff Clothesline from Andy Sharp!

Rolling him back into the ring, Sharp followed him inside and stood on the apron before slingshotting himself over the ropes and landing a big Leg Drop across the throat of the Pulp Hero. He then went for another cover in the style of a lateral press.

ONE!

TWO!

THR.. KICK OUT!

The Pulp Hero threw a defiant shoulder up off the canvas again, which only made Andy Sharp angry now. He threw a few stomps into the chest and head of Sheffield before trying to pick him up again. Sheffield tried fighting back with a hard right hand, but Sharp shot back with another European uppercut that stunned the former three-time champion for the moment.

Sharp went looking for Z, but all he got was a hard kick from Z then he got thrown hard into the second turnbuckle where Sharp collapsed. Z climbed out to the apron and grabbed onto Andy by the head, locking him in a Front Facelock before attempting a BIG Suplex that would be sending Andy flying to the outside. Mr. All-Star fought back and tried to elbow his way out of the hold, so when he lifted Z up, Z countered…

SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE!

Andy Sharp was down and out on the floor and had nowhere to go as he crash-landed at a sickening angle on the floor below. Jeremy Hunt laughed and hollered from his corner, rallying behind Z after pulling off that fantastic maneuver…

SUICIDE DIVE FROM SHEFFIELD!

And with the dive, Sheffield came rocketing between the ropes like a giant missile, crashing right on top of Z leaving all three men down and out on the floor by ringside!

Sheffield was back on his feet first and high-fived a few members in the front row before pumping his fist to the crowd. He hadn’t taken a chance like that in some time at his older age, but the risk was well worth the reward as he picked up Z and rammed him hard into the ring apron. After throwing a couple hard rights back into the chest of Z, he rolled him back into the ring and continued to fight back.

He picked up Z, but quickly Z got in an eye poke and jabbed a thumb right into Sheffield’s good eye. After the blow, he whipped the Pulp Hero into the ropes and tried for a Back Elbow, but Sheffield ducked the move and kept on running. When he bounced back, Z tried for a Discus Clothesline, but Sheffield ducked it a second time and off the ropes, came back with a Flying Back Elbow Smash right to the jaw of Z.

Andy Sharp tried coming back into the ring again, but Sheffield caught him with a running kick to HIS jaw, possibly as a receipt for earlier.

“Sorry, Sharpie. Change of heart or not, I’m winnin’.” Sheffield laughed.

He ran to the ropes again and tried to go for another attack, but Z grabbed him and DROPPED him across his back with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Sheffield held his back in pain as he crawled, but staggered right into the grip of Mr. All-Star who dropped him with a SECOND Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker of his own!

ONE!

TWO!

SAVED BY Z!

Sharp failed to see Z come out of nowhere as he drove a hard forearm right into the back of Mr. All-Star’s head. Picking him up, he let him have it with a hard Chop to the chest of Sharp and followed up with another chop, this one aimed right at his throat. Z grabbed the stunned Sharp and lifted up his former(?) Cabalite lieutenant in a Fireman’s Carry.

ELBOW!

ELBOW!

ELBOW!

But Andy slipped out the back door and landed behind Z before grabbing him by the back of the head and DRIVING him down with a ¾ Headlock into a nasty Russian Legsweep! Andy then rolled Z over and went for another cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Z got the shoulder up, but it was now Sharp’s turn to drop some punishment on the ACW World Heavyweight Champion by leaping in the air and dropping a hard boot right into his chest. Sharp did a couple more, then dropped a series of hard elbow drops before running the ropes and delivering a big and fast Leg drop right across his throat.

He grabbed Z by the arm and led him back to his feet before he rammed him face-first into the nearby turnbuckle. He did it several more times and the fans even counted along until five! While Z was down and out, slumped over in the corner, he saw Sheffield trying to get back into the ring so he ran over to meet him. He grabbed Sheffield by his arm and tried to run him into the turnbuckle, but Sheffield put the brakes on and gave Sharp a taste of his own medicine, dropping him throat first across the top ring cable!

Sheffield, against his better wisdom, climbed the top turnbuckle with the legions of Canadian fans cheering him on. Before Sharp could barely recover…

HART-STYLE MISSILE DROPKICK!

It wasn’t pretty, but it was effective and it knocked Sharp’s ass down long enough for Sheffield to go in for a cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Andy Sharp kicked out of the Dropkick! Sheffield grumble and groaned under his breath, but didn’t have much time to talk trash as Z recovered and caught him with a hard jawbreaker. After the move, he whipped Sheffield into the corner and caught him underneath the jaw with a Back Elbow before following it up with a leaping Enzuigiri back to the chest!

After he was disposed of, he delivered a hard running punt kick to the chest of Sharp then went for a cover on him.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

All three men were down in the middle of the ring as Z shook his head in disbelief at the situation. He planned for everything. He had numerous contingencies. Back-up plans. Fallbacks. But he hadn’t forseen Andy Sharp actually betraying him like this. Not now. Not when this mattered. But he couldn’t think about that now. He had a title to retain so that way he and Jeremy Hunt could stay in ultimate power.

Z looked around and chose Sheffield as the object of his ire as he grabbed the former three-time champion and rushed him into the nearest corner.

He set him up on the top rope and climbed up there with him before dropping a volley of hard forearm shots to the face to try and wear down the Pulp Hero. Sheffield fought back with a headbutt, but Z returned fire with a nasty chop to the throat. He locked him in the Front Facelock and kept him there while Sharp came out of nowhere and threw a hard shot to Z’s back. He got in a powerbomb position…

TOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

The powerbomb sent Z and Sheffield crashing down into the canvas and once again, the fans came to life and exploded (not literally.. quite a mess, you see) and Andy was the only person left with a smile on his face. After taking in a tremendous reception from the crowd, Andy crawled over to the prone form of Sheffield and hooked the far leg first.

ONE!

TWO!

THRE… KICK OUT!

The closest fall of the match so far, but Sheffield had enough in the tank to keep on going. Sharp shook his head, then crawled over to Z and hooked the far leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE… NO!

Then back to Sheffield again with a La Majistral pin.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… KICK OUT!

The man called Mr. All-Star was beside himself as he slammed a fist into the canvas, not happy with the outcome… or lack thereof. The two-time former champion looked around between a downed Z and a downed Sheffield and decided that he was going to pick off Sheffield first.

He picked up Sheffield and whipped the Pulp Hero into the corner hard. Slapping his boot to let the fans know what was coming next, he ran towards the corner to try for his Running Boot in the corner, but Sheffield moved!

Sharp stopped himself, though, and recovered, but walked right into a STIFF Leaping Knee to the face that knocked him loopy. Sheffield rolled up and around behind Sharp, locking in both arms before twisting him around and going for a Bridging TIGER Suplex!

ONE!

TWO!

AND SAVED BY Z!

And The Caped Crusader was there to pick up the pieces as he rammed Sheffield in the head with a running boot to the face, then ran at Sharp… NO! SHARP WITH A ROLL-UP!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Sharp pushed Z to the ropes, who came flying back and cracked him in the face with a John Morrison-style Running Knee Smash to the face! Z smiled beneath his mask and went for another cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THR…. SAVED BY SHEFFIELD!

Sheffield got there right before the three-count, but Z got right back up and grabbed Sheffield by his trunks, whipping him hard into the turnbuckle off in the corner. And now, it was back to a woozy Mr. All-Star. The Canadian fans continued to boo Z, but cheered on Andy Sharp when he reversed a whip and sent Z flying into the corner. Andy Sharp went rushing forward and RAMMED him with a Spear in the corner, ramming his shoulder right into the Caped Crusader’s rib cage!

He saw Sheffield in the opposite corner, trying his best to try and shake out the cobwebs, but he was easy pickings for Andy Sharp, who waited patiently as the fans cheered him. He ran across the ring and tried for a second Spear…

NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE!

Sharp crashed hard into the turnbuckle post and collapsed right to the floor, nursing what may have been a now injured shoulder. Sheffield turned around and saw Andy Sharp down and out on the ground, then listened to the crowd reaction as he tried to climb the ropes, quite possibly for another dive to the floor.

OOOF!

But a hard haymaker from Z caught Sheffield right in his gut. Z grabbed him underneath and had Sheffield up in an Electric Chair before he DROPPED Sheffield head-first into the turnbuckle!

With Sheffield slumped over in the corner, Z rolled him up with a modified Schoolboy and kept him pinned down to the mat while Jeremy Hunt bit his fingernails.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

Z punched the mat in frustration before he grabbed him by the head and went for an Irish whip sending Sheffield across the ring. When he ran forward, Sheffield got a STIFF Uppercut to the jaw, nearly KNOCKING Z the hell out. Sheffield raised a hand to the crowd and started to climb to the top rope while Jeremy Hunt nearly came unglued from ringside. He climbed the turnbuckle and looked out to the crowd…

GLASGOW KISS!

The Diving Headbutt caught Z right in the chest and Sheffield wasted no time trying to set yet another record and become the first-ever FOUR-TIME ACW Champion in history!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE…

NO!

The fans were coming unglued as Z kicked out yet again, saving the championship for himself. Sheffield was in disbelief yet again, but couldn’t give into his frustrations now. Not when ACW needed him the most.

He saw Andy Sharp getting back up out of the corner of his eye, so Sheffield ran right him and caught him in the jaw with a Baseball Slide Dropkick that knocked Sharp back against the barricade!

And now it was time for Z to turn around and get some as Sheffield waited for the masked man to get back to his feet. He grabbed onto Sheffield and stunned him with a punch to the chest. Z tried for another kick, but Sheffield blocked it…

WELCOME TO ACW, MOTHERFUCKER!

The STIFF Clothesline nearly took Z’s head off and Sheffield fell right on top of him, hooking a far leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE…. KICK OUT!

To the shock of many, including the ring announcers who were calling every last bit of this rapid fire action, Z still kicked out and got the shoulder up off the mat, trying his best to save his championship. Jeremy Hunt was sweating bullets now as he watched Sheffield take the fight to his cohort with some hard and stiff kicks to the chest.

Pinning him to the corner, he grabbed onto Z and whipped him in the corner before setting him up top for a Superplex, trying for another big Superplex as revenge from earlier on in the match. Sheffield threw some hard forearm shots, but Jeremy Hunt had seen enough and tried to come to the aid of Sheffield. Sheffield wanted to swing, but Hunt cackled.

“IF YOU TOUCH ME, I’LL FIRE YOUR ASS ON THE SPOT, SHEFFIELD!”

Sheffield ignored him then and tried for another superplex, but this time, Sharp was back into the ring and pulled Sheffield off the turnbuckle by both legs. He twisted him around and tried going for The ALL-STAR BREAK!

Before he could get the full Liontamer on completely, Z came flying off the top turnbuckle with a flying Knee strike to the head of Sharp, knocking him completely loopy. He turned him around and with Sheffield down, he went for another cover on Andy Sharp.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE… SHARP KICKED OUT!

Z yelled at Paige Allen, not believing that Sharp had kicked out yet again.

“HOW DARE YOU?! I’LL RUIN YOUR LIFE AGAIN, ALLEN!”

Not wanting to show any more frustration in the face of everything that had happened tonight, he went right back on the attack, this time throwing Sharp into the corner. Sharp reversed the whip and buried his foot right into Sheffield’s stomach, kicking him in the chest before powering up Z and THROWING him hard into the corner with a high and tight Bucklebomb!

Z crumbled to the mat and rolled out to the floor in a daze, leaving nobody but Andy Sharp and Sheffield. Bitter rivals throwing down yet again.

Sharp waited patiently for Sheffield to try and get back to his feet as he kicked his boot, possibly looking for his Shining Example finishing kick. He waited and waited while Sheffield got back to his knees…

SHINING EXAM—NO!

Sheffield moved out of the way. Sharp turned around and got caught with a hard spinning backfist from the Pulp Hero and was knocked loopy.

“NO, NO, NO!”

Hunt came back into the ring with a chair in hand and ran right for Sheffield. And from the other side, Sharp was charging in with his Yakuza Kick..

Sheffield ducked.

Jeremy Hunt did not!

“RUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Andrew Justin Sharp may have just become a hero to the masses as the running kick knocked Jeremy Hunt right the fuck out and knocked him clear from the ring.

Andy then turned around where Sheffield was waiting to kick him in the chest.

BIG FAT KI—NO!

Mr. All-Star countered the move and pulled up Sheffield over his shoulders, looking for the Blunt Force Trauma. But Sheffield kicked out of that and waited…

NO!

BIG FAT KILL!

HE DID IT!

Z WITH A BELT SHOT!

Before Sheffield could even try and go for a cover on Andy Sharp after going for the Big Fat Kill, Z re-entered the fray and CRACKED Sheffield in the side of the head with the title belt. With Andy Sharp disposed of, Z rolled Sheffield over and hooked both legs, pulling back as far as he possibly could.

ONE!

Paige Allen couldn’t believe this.

TWO!

But she had to call it right down the middle.

THREE!

And if the sound of tens of thousands of fans’ broken hearts could be heard, it definitely would’ve been heard tonight. Out of the blue. Out of nowhere. Out in the clutch.

“HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH…”

Out of time for Sheffield and Andy Sharp.

“AND STIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ACW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

He looked over at an unconscious Jeremy Hunt and walked over, looking to revive him, but decided against it. He didn’t matter. Amidst all the tripe of heroics, the happy ending happening at Legends and the good times had by all.

“Hh!”

Hogwash.

Z proved them all wrong and had just retained his ACW World Heavyweight Championship against insurmountable odds. He had a plan in the end, found the opening and had survived two of the best talents that ACW had ever seen in its history.

He flashed the title to all sides of the arena, proud of his big victory.

“THERE ISN’T A PERSON IN ACW THAT I CANNOT BEAT! I DEFEATED ALL YOUR HEROES! ALL YOUR WOULD-BE SAVIORS! ALL YOUR PRETENDERS! KEITH SCOTT ZIMMERMAN! ANDY SHARP! EVEN THE ALMIGHTY SHEFFIELD HAS FALLEN BEFORE ME!”

“That right, fuck-o?”

Z turned his head over to the ringside area.

SilverHAWK.

And the crowd came unglued!

The former owner and General Manager of ACW came out from behind the curtain, microphone in hand. He took notice of the tremendous reception that he had with him.

“So you’ve beaten all of them, huh? You can beat ANYBODY? I hear right?”

“YEAH!” Z yelled to SilverHAWK, still holding up the ACW World Heavyweight Championship defiantly.

SilverHAWK looked a little bit hot underneath the lights, but wasn’t about to let this get underway.

“Well… you haven’t beaten EVERYBODY… still got one more challenger.”

Z’s eyes darted around the arena, looking around. Sheffield and Andy Sharp were being tended to. Jeremy Hunt was being helped by another official.

“THERE’S NOBODY LEFT!”

“You have one more opponent… and he kept his title shot earlier tonight… you’re facing this man…”

“Piece by Piece” by Strata.

Z had forgotten all about that match earlier tonight. The cage match to settle a score between The Night Life’s leader, Amazing Gabriel… and the man coming out. A man that had spent this last year on his own personal road to redemption. He was out here…

NOW.

Still wearing the wounds of war from earlier this evening in a brutal cage match against The Amazing Gabriel, Tyson XL had emerged victorious, winning his best of five series against The Amazing Gabriel and keeping his world title shot that he was now going to cash in tonight. Z was beside himself, nearly ripping off his mask in frustration. But he wasn’t going to take this lying down. He was going to beat Tyson XL just like he did to Andy Sharp and Sheffield moments ago.

“THIS ISN’T FAIR! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!” Z screamed. “I JUST HAD A MATCH!”

“So did I, you fuschia fuck…” Tyson XL rolled his eyes before running right at the ring.

And the fans went CRAZY.

Because they were being given one more match.

WINNER: Z... BUT WAIT!


ACW World Heavyweight Championship
Z © vs. Tyson XL

   

Tyson XL wasted to time in running Z, tackling the masked menace right into the corner before WAILING on him with a series of big right hands, pummeling the shit out of him. He buried some hard body shots into the masked man’s chest before whipping him across the ring and SHOOTING him across the ring.

Z collided hard with the turnbuckle and before he could get anywhere, he got RAMMED by 323 pounds of fury, courtesy of a Running Back Elbow to the face!

Tyson XL had the crowd behind him one thousand percent as he whipped Z across the ropes… But Z hung onto the ropes and rolled underneath the ropes, getting outside the ring and trying to get the fuck away from Tyson XL at all costs.

The former Tag Team and Black Scorpion Champion rolled out of the ring and gave chase to Z as he tried to create some distance before rolling back into the ring. As Tyson XL entered, he tried to drop an elbow, but Tyson saw it coming and ducked out at the last second, leaving Z hitting nothing but canvas. Tyson grabbed him by the arm and pulled Z out of the ring before introducing him HARD to the announce table, face first.

After pounding away on him a few more times, he bumrushed Z and rammed him hard back-first into the apron twice before tossing him back inside.

While Z was trying his best to recover from the onslaught of the big man, he started to fight his way back up and noticed Tyson XL climbing back into the ring. Thinking quickly, he stopped him in his tracks with a hard boot to the chest. With Tyson stunned on the ring apron, he grabbed him and RAMMED him hard into the turnbuckle, sending him crashing down to the floor!

Z pointed at Paige Allen, and then to Tyson XL, who had to still be hurting from his earlier match himself.

“DO YOUR JOB! COUNT HIM OUT!”


And having to do her job, she did just that. There wasn’t a seated person remaining, watching the goings-on in these final moments of Legends V as Z counted along with Paige Allen!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

Tyson XL was finally coming around, despite his shoulder giving him some troubles. The Amazing Gabriel’s battle with him had turned out to be far more competitive than he’d thought and he came away with a few wounds.

SIX!

The fans were hanging on every second of the match.

SEVEN!

Tyson was getting back up.

EIGHT!

And he was back on the apron.

NINE!

Tyson XL had made it right before the count of ten!

And everybody but Z was having a good old time. Z himself was ready to blow a gasket, but stayed on the attack and tried to pick up Tyson by the head. Tyson pushed him away and off the rebound, CLOCKED him with a hard Clothesline using his good arm. Z stumbled back up to his feet and Tyson clocked him two more times in the head and whipped Z hard across the ring. Z bounced back and went low, hitting a nasty Dropkick right to the left knee of Tyson to bring the big man down. While Tyson tried to fight back, Z grabbed him by the head as he was doubled over…

SICK SNAP DDT!

Z laughed to himself as he pushed Tyson XL over and hooked the far leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

“NO! COUNT FASTER! THIS IS A SCREWJOB!” Z snarled, blatantly he’d blackmailed Paige Allen for months and had very much used this same tactic to cash in on an unwilling KSZ to win the ACW World Heavyweight Championship that he currently held and coveted.

Z continued to viciously assault the downed Tyson XL, throwing fist after fist at him until he could take no more. Despite the protests and threats of a disqualification from Paige Allen, Z continued to beat down Tyson XL, perhaps TRYING to get himself disqualified. At the last second before he could reach five, Tyson blocked a fist and came back strong with a sick headbutt that caught Z right in the nose.

With a trickle of blood flowing underneath his mask, he tried to recover and walked right into a HARD Spinebuster!

The ring nearly shook from the impact, but not nearly as much as the arena did when the impact from the spinebuster had hit. Z was down and out and Tyson XL didn’t wait another second to pick him up off the mat. He looked out to the crowd and smiled. This was going to be it.

XL BOMB!

And with the Powerbomb, that was it!

Tyson XL hooked the far leg and kept Z pinned down.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

“RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

The crowd was in disbelief.

But he did it.

Tyson XL had done it.

He fell backwards into the ropes, stumbling around with pure excitement! And as he was being handed the ACW World Heavyweight Championship. Tyson XL looked at his reflection in the title belt and smiled as he fell to his knees, tears of joy falling from his eyes. He did it. He’d actually done it.

“HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW ACW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. TTYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN XXXXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The ACW Arena had erupted. This wasn’t the hero that they had been calling for earlier in the night while Z was fighting against Andy Sharp and Sheffield. But in the final moments…

In those final seconds…

Tyson XL was the hero they needed. And the hero they wanted.

Jeremy Hunt had finally come around after having his block knocked off from Andy Sharp earlier. And when he saw Z knocked out on the ground and Tyson XL had the ACW World Heavyweight Championship… he suddenly became ill.

He had done it. He’d overcome being enslaved to one madman in The Amazing Gabriel and rose above his former mentor, finally defeating him once and for all. And by the end of the night, he’d defeated another, simultaneously fulfilling a dream and vanquishing Jeremy Hunt and Z out of power.

Now and forever.

Tyson XL held the title high overhead as Jeremy Hunt started to take that walk of shame. The ACW Arena had gone CRAZY with delight and were now watching what was happening. Hunt and Z were talking a walk.

Tyson XL was the NEW ACW World Heavyweight Champion!

WINNER: AND NEW ACW World Heavyweight Champion - TYSON XL

Free.

The scene was one of utter and total joy.

From every single staff member backstage to all the fans in both arenas. Everyone was on their feet and cheering. Everyone was pumping their fist to the music that smashed in the background. Everyone pointed and laughed as two men walked out of the arena with their heads hung in shame.

Z was no more.

Jeremy Hunt was no more.

And ACW was free from the shackles in which a large European television company had accidently put onto it and it was free from a dominating champion who never truley had anyone but himself in his best interests.

*crack*

*zap*

*STAAATTTTICCC*

Suddenly the picture cut to someone running down a corridor of the ACW Arena as a wall of noise could be heard in the background. The large screens in both arenas were now showing the same picture as everyone looked up to see what was going on.

Various people shouting as the camera moved through the inner workings of the arena, people in front opening doors and pushing people to the side as they frantically tried to get to wherever the commotion was.

"HE'S DOWN HERE!"

"MOVE MOVE MOVE!"

Footsteps and heavy breathing was the sound track of the final segment of ACWs biggest pay per view of the year it would seem, until the camera stopped.

"Oh my God..."

The picture was fuzzy at first, but when it settled, the soundtrack was silence.

Twenty metres down the hall, sitting with his back against a concrete wall was GoldenHAWK with the Spirit of ACW Title draped over his shoulder, but he also held something else in his arms.

His father; SilverHAWK.

Soundtrack - Whimpering.

As GoldenHAWK rocked back and forward against the his spine thudded against the harsh concrete. The cameras crept closer for a better look, but on the opposite site a team member got too close.

"GO AWAY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!" GoldenHAWK shrieked.

He held his father tight in his arms as his tears dripped down onto HAWKs head but the ultimate question remained... was he?

...

Was he gone?

We now had a picture clear enough to see all we needed to see, his lifeless eyes peering into the sky where his soul had no doubt travelled.

Staff members fell to their knees and began to sob right in front of him.

Fans in the arena began to scream in histerics.

All-Stars who had wrestled before in Arena began to appear through the double doors that faced the camera, Sheffield and Sharp appearing with a few others, hardly able to believe what was in front of them.

ACW was free; but none of that mattered anymore.

The Architect who build it's base was now gone and all was lost as the picture slowly faded to black.

A new dawn in ACW had just been overshadowed.

SilverHAWK was dead.

Legends V - Fin.