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walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But its home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
When the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing thats beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I'm walkin down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
Whats fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
And know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Til then I walk alone
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I walk alone
I walk a...
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
When the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Til then I walk alone
green day - "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
"When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to
what?"
Where
Do We Go From Here, Part One
William Laguna looked at the mirror in
his office, which, for the night, was turned into his own personal
locker room...so that he could get changed for...his match.
His match.
And with
his vision transfixed on himself for the current time, he couldn't
help but think the same with over and over and over again.
"How
did I get myself into this?"
The
sarcastic answer would be by punching Brian Carter in the face, but
since the fictional narrator isn't sarcastic, there was no real answer
to the question other than the ones that Laguna thought to himself.
He wasn't
a fighter.
He wasn't
even a lover.
And he
was ITALIAN!
He was a
businessman.
Nothing
more, nothing less.
So by the
end of the tonight, he could have done a few things for the first
time.
1)
Wrestled a match.
2)
Performed infront of a PPV audience.
3) Lost a
company.
He was
hoping...praying it wasn't the third one.
A
Fine Man's Interlude
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He hobbled into the building. Heavy bandages wrapped around the gunshot wound from the unknown assailant in PIW. He had taken the past week off to recuperate and to find himself a little. His status within PIW was still unknown… But tonight, this was about proving who the better man was between himself and one Jamar Gordo. Tonight his attention would be placed squarely on doing something that was a little more important then wrestling. He would prove he was sexy.
Kelly knew one thing was for sure, even with a hole in his leg, he was still a hundred times as good looking as Gordo could ever hope to be, and that attitude would carry him to victory tonight in the…
*Dun dun dun!*
… Fine Man’s Gauntlet.
The rules had been set down, each contestant would make there was out to the ring in their best attire, introduce themselves and plead their case of sexuality to the fans. Then, the fans in attendance would choose who they thought was sexier.
It would be the highlight of the night, Kelly thought to himself. How often does one get to see a spectacle like this?
He definitely had his doubts about PIW and the safety of the backstage environment. The ruthlessness of the competitors there was unheard of in Kelly’s mind. However, this was ACW; this was a place he felt rather safe in.
He had been absent in the past weeks due to various things, most stemming from the attacks… But he seemed to be over them somewhat, as tonight, he would put his woes behind him and try to start anew.
 
ACW SCORPION FIGHTING
CHAMPIONSHIP
Fejona Min Vs. Azrael Asesino
[c]
 
Sometimes,
redemption plays a bigger part in our lives than we give it credit
for.
Redemption
is ongoing. Nobody can ever be fully redeemed from their regrets
and/or whatever crimes they might have committed. The only constant in
a world of change, is the practice of redemption. And for our two
brave competitors in this upcoming battle, redemption is what they're
seeking.
"Crossbearer"
by Cave In started up over the speakers, and the fans were on
their feet for the reigning Scorpion Fighting Champion. AZRAEL ASESINO
came out from the back with a warm smile on his face, and his
championship belt wrapped around his waist. People liked Azrael for
the gritty competitor that he was, and hoped he would win tonight.
Asesino,
though, was wary of his opponent tonight. And in the back of his head,
Azrael was hoping that he'd be able to do whatever it took to keep his
title. He was proud of being the Scorpion Fighting Champion, even if
it had not earned him the respect he thought would come with having
the belt.
Decked
out simply in a pair of dark red denim jeans and black boots, Azrael
slowly made his way into the ring and unhooked his title... holding it
up for his legion of fans. Tonight would prove to be the Mexican's
fourth title defense since winning it way back on July 22. Ironically
enough, the person he defeated to win the crown? Natalie Quinston.
That's
right; the former partner of his opponent tonight. Full circle, eh? We
would soon find out. As his theme song faded out, Azrael handed his
title over to the newest referee employed by the federation, Lucas
Nuckallin, and thought about his one strategy one more time. Since,
you know, it was a 2/3 Falls Match and all.
More
importantly, however, Azrael was thinking about whether it would
matter if he did end up triumphant. See, since winning the Scorpion
Fighting Title, none of his three defenses have been telecasted to the
live audience. Sure, you could attribute it to unprecedented
circumstances... but Azrael Asesino felt that his talent was being
undermined, nonetheless.
Hence,
the desire to win. To redeem himself to the management, and make them
realise that their Scorpion Fighting Champion was someone who was
invaluable to the promotion. Would also do wonders for his
self-esteem.
Annnnd,
with that, we cue up "Lucky You" by the
Deftones. If there was someone who could make sure Azrael
Asesino's career could be further clouded in misery, it would be
FEJONA MIN.
The
jeering that enemated from the stands was... for a lack of a better
term, frightening. In just a few short months, the former tA bombshell
that still held the Women's Title had become quite hated by one and
all. Who wouldn't be, if you went up against Quinton May several weeks
ago? Yes, she had lost that war. But now, she had her sights on
continuing her mission.
Which
was (from the very beginning, even when she was simply an aide to her
cousin Ijinza Yebanka in the ill-fated and now defunct OSF!) to become
famous, by any means possible.
Fejona
definitely had the looks, and had proven thus far that she had the
talent. So, it was a bit of a surprise that the Cambodian Femme Fatale
started her month of September in ACW with only one victory. Since
then, though, she's picked up three straight victories. And was hoping
the fourth one would come with a title.
Fejona
-- wearing a black sleeveless tanktop, white taekwondo pants, and with
no footwear at all whatsoever -- quickly made her way down to the
ring, with a steely gaze locked on Azrael Asesino. Since the day tA
stopped operating in its usual manner, the Cambodian's rise through
the ranks of the industry has hit a wall. Tonight, was her chance at
redemption.
Climbing
into the ring, Fejona ascended up one of the corner turnbuckles and
raised her arms in the air, further inciting a string of profanities
from the hostile crowd. Min simply smirked as she flipped down back to
the canvas, ready to embark on an adventure she was most familiar
with.
Back
in tA, she took part in a Best 2/3 Falls Series with Heather Vergas,
in a bid to bring the Women's Title out of existence. While that was
amazingly interesting and quite possibly produced the best moments in
recent Asylum history, tonight... was a slightly different proposition
altogether. Azrael Asesino? A man, for starters.
"Ready
to dance, Azrael? I know I am." Fejona taunted, as the two
competitors were brought to the middle of the ring by the newb of a
referee. Asesino simply kept his mouth shut. He'd let his fists and
his eventual actions dictate how this match would unfold.
And,
since everything was in place, referee Lucas Nuckallin got the ball
rolling!
*
DING DING DING *
Without
wasting any time at all, Fejona charged like a wilderbeast on cocaine
at Azrael Asesino, swinging her right leg at him once she got close.
Azrael was smart enough to roll underneath the attempting running
roundhouse kick from the Cambodian, and elbowed her in the back of her
neck once he popped up to his feet. Fejona growled as she, without any
control over her own body, bounced off the ropes and right back into
Azrael's path.
Which
wasn't quite the best thing to ever happen, since Azrael had the
presence of mind to lower his shoulder and lift Fejona up & over,
in a back body drop. Fans loved that one, and Fejona's face scrounged
up into a mask of pain as her body crashed down to the canvas. So far,
so NOT good. But, hey, still early times in a match where you gotta
win TWO falls, eh?
Not
if you're Azrael Asesino and you have a point to prove. Asesino
quickly turned around and pulled Fejona up by her oh-so-lovely hair.
Just for that, Fejona lashed out with a knife-edged chop to Azrael's
chest. The Champion barely flinched, however, and retaliated with a
forearm smash. Before knee'ing Min in the ribs, and taking her down to
the canvas with a deliciously painful snap suplex!
Quickly
floating over, Azrael hooked the legs;
ONE.
TWO.
T --
NOT A CHANCE, BUDDY!
Azrael
immediately stood to his feet and dragged Fejona back up, wrenching
her left arm as hard as he possibly could. Min soaked up the pain and
waited for Asesino to make his next move. Which turned out to be the
further wringing of the arm. By then, Fejona was definitely feeling
the burn, and did the only thing she could in that situation. Well,
two things, see.
Firstly,
she thumbed the Scorpion Fighting Champion in the eyes. And secondly,
Fejona yanked Azrael towards her, since he still had control of her
arm and all. Made it easier for the Rogue Slayer to take Asesino down
with a spectacular monkey flip in the middle of the ring. Whooo, baby!
Kipping
to her feet, Fejona flicked strands of her ethereal hair out of her
face and shot herself into the ropes. Azrael knew he was in a
vulnerable spot and rolled onto his belly, forcing Fejona to leapfrog
over his lifeform. Once that was accomplished, Azrael Asesino leapt up
to his feet and rushed at Fejona, taking her down with an exquisite
armdrag takedown.
Only
thing was, the Cambodian Femme Fatale managed to SOMEHOW land on her
feet. I know, it was beyond belief. Even that bastard, Ripley,
couldn't believe it. And he believes a lot of superficial junk. Ahem.
Anyways,
Azrael was (un)pleasantly stunned as he turned around. What with
Fejona lunging herself at the Champion, and connection with a hopping
leaping spear takedown! She got quite an applause from pockets of the
crowd for that one, but the majority of the fans were jeering their
black hearts out.
Didn't
matter to Fejona, as she made sure to hook both of Azrael's legs;
ONE.
TWO.
TH --
KICKOUT!
Fejona
frowned a little, in annoyance, as she got back up to her feet and
stomped away at Azrael's right hand. Yes, hand. Unusual strategy from
Min, but haven't we learnt from history never to argue with geniuses?
Ahem. In any event, after the stomping, Fejona pulled Azrael up and
sock'd him with an old-fashioned throat thrust, before twirling around
like a fairy.
That
was because the Enchanting Delinquent had hopes of scoring with a
spinning backfist, much akin to what the School Girl used to... well,
use, in tSC. Azrael was able to evade the backfist, however, and
immediately countered with a northern lights throwaway slam! Min cried
out in pain as her spine crashed down onto the mat, but there was more
in store for her.
You
just know there would be, especially since Azrael shot himself off the
ropes. Returning, Asesino dropped an elbow down onto Fejona's sternum,
before mounting her (with a slight smirk on his face), & readying
his right fist for some pounding.
"Yes,
I'm definitely ready to... dance!" Asesino slyly remarked,
before driving his fist down onto Fejona's face. Repeatedly, and
without recourse.
Min
wasn't going to take that lying down or standing up -- bottomline, she
didn't like the comprimising situation she was in, and drove her knee
upwards into Azrael's gonads. Ooooh, that had to sting. Referee
Nuckallin leaned in to admonish the former Asylum fighter, but it fell
on deaf ears. As expected.
With
Azrael's body still on her, Fejona struck with a forearm smash to the
Champion's face... an act that forced Azrael to roll off his
challenger. Smiling to herself now, Fejona kipped to her feet once
more and ran towards the ropes. Displaying immense agility, Min
springboarded off the top rope and twisted her body sideways as she
flew back, connecting with an inch-perfect elbow drop!
That
garnered quite a pop from the crowd, and Min figured this would be it
as she made the cover;
ONE.
TWO.
THR
-- OH, CLOSE!
Once
again, Fejona looked up at the referee in annoyance, but the newest
member of ACW's referee'ing squad held up two fingers, reaffirming his
count. Min shook her head and pulled Azrael up, lashing out with
another throat thrust just prior to whipping Azrael into one of the
corner turnbuckles. No whiplash effect was invoked, so, Fejona charged
towards Azrael.
Asesino
was waiting for her, though, and raised both his legs up... pushing
his feet directly into the face of the oncoming Fejona Min. The
Cambodian Femme Fatale staggered backward, a bit rattled. This gave
Asesino the chance to hoist himself onto the top of the turnbuckle,
and he promptly took flight with a double axe-handle smash in mind.
Unfortunately
for him, Fejona Min sidestepped to the right and countered with a
spinning heel kick, driving her leg directly into Azrael's ribs.
Thereafter, the self-proclaimed greatest Asylum's Women Champion
sought to build on her momentum with a snap side russian leg-sweep.
Did
she connect? NUH UH, for Azrael Asesino swung his right elbow
sideways, catching Fejona squarely in the face. Fans liked that one a
lot, but were disappointed when no blood was drawn. Ohhh, boo hoo.
Ahem. Anyways, after taking a second to catch his breath, Azrael spun
around, hoping to knock Fejona down with a clothesline or something
resembeling it.
Fejona
Min was proving to be at the top of her game, though; having already
shown innate sense of anticipation so far, Fejona once again evaded
getting hit, as she deftly shuffled to her right and struck with a
palm heel strike to Azrael's face, before grabbing his left arm and
twisting it sideways. Asesino cringed, but immediately raked Min in
the eyes, getting a bit of admonishment from referee Lucas as a
result.
Our
beloved Scorpion Fighting Champ simply ignored it and grabbed Fejona's
right arm, wrenching it every which way, before yanking the Enchanting
Delinquent toward him and knocking her down with a shoulder barge. Min
was on the canvas, seething, looking up at the rafters. Then, of
course, Azrael bounced off the ropes and scored with a punishing
legdrop.
Following
which, Azrael Asesino made the quick cover;
ONE.
TWO.
TH --
SHOULDER!
Azrael
ran a hand through his head of hair, trying to maintain his cool.
Fejona was obviously a warrior who could absorb quite a lot of pain,
and this match called for one to pace themselves properly. Since it
was 2/3 Falls, and all. Pulling Fejona up, Asesino figured he'd go
back to the basics and wear out his firecracker of an opponent first.
To
achieve that, he needed to keep her stationery. And Asesino knew the
perfect way of doing that; standing armbar, of course. Min threw her
head back and growled, feeling the strain of her left arm due to the
standing armbar. Azrael could even afford to smile a little, until the
Cambodian Femme Fatale kicked him in the right shin.
That
was only the start of her fightback; and, golly gee, what a fightback
it was. Realising that she was close to the ropes, Fejona used the
fact that Azrael was a little dazed to put her plan in motion and ran
towards the ropes. Without any fear, she springboarded off the top of
the rope, and swung backwards, catching Azrael in the face with BOTH
of her knees!
Talk
about brutality of the innovative kind, eh? Asesino staggered
backwards, almost tripping over his own legs, completely knocked silly
by that piece of genius from Fejona Min. The Rogue Slayer was now
operating purely on adrenaline, and she desperately wanted to pick up
the first fall here. Still, it probably wasn't wise to cartwheel
across the ring and attempt a high-leg clothesline.
Because,
even if he was a little bit punk'd from Min's springboarding swinging
double-knee attack, Azrael Asesino was able to duck underneath the
high-leg clothesline, and as he turned around, grabbed Fejona by her
hair. That's why women are at a disadvantage; women with long hair, at
least. Fejona was yanked backwards, and right into a rear waistlock by
Azrael.
STANDING
RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX, motherfucker! Oh, wait. One tiny problem. You
really wouldn't believe it... kinda had to be there to actually see
it, to understand what had happened.
...
Okay, I'll stop stalling now. Fejona landed on her feet, and
immediately charged at the unsuspecting Azrael Asesino, driving a
harsh roundhouse kick to the kidney area. Asesino howled out in agony,
dropping to his knees as his back locked up on him as a result of the
roundhouse kick. Fejona Min flicked strands of her hair out of her
eyes again, and grinned.
The
position Azrael was in? Gave her the perfect opportunity to apply a
rear facelock. And considering that Azrael wasn't that much heavier
than her, the Cambodian Femme Fatale was able to lift the Mexican
superstar off the canvas, and drill him down to the canvas with a
reverse brainbuster!
Holy
shit? Oh yeah, that was a thing of beauty, alright. All the Fejona-marks
in the stands were going wild at that show of aggressiveness from the
Rogue Slayer. Fejona, though, didn't go for the cover. She looked a
bit stretched from having executed the reverse brainbuster, but
maybe... just maybe, she was contemplating her next move.
As
she stood to her feet, Fejona Min had a certain glow to her, and she
swiftly pulled Azrael Asesino up to his feet. Two seconds later, the
challenger had the Champion in a reverse facelock once more. Pulling
back a bit, Fejona then sweeped Azrael's legs from under him,
essentially having the latter trapped in a dragon sleeper. With a
mighty heave, Fejona lifted Asesino off the canvas, and dropped him in
between her legs in a sitout piledriver!
That,
friends, was a lil' something called SAGACITY 02, in all its
brain-squelching glory. The fans? They were all stunned as hell, at
the awesomeness of that move. Fejona Min simply rolled over and hooked
the legs, hoping it would be enough to secure the first fall;
ONE.
TWO.
THREE!
FIRST
FALL: FEJONA MIN
Indeed,
it was more than enough, for Azrael barely moved following the
execution of one of Fejona's out-and-out finishers. Rolling away, the
Cambodian Femme Fatale wiped sweat off her forehead, now knowing that
she was a mere one fall away from claiming the apparently-cursed
Scorpion Fighting Title.
With
the 30-second rest period done and dusted, referee Lucas Nuckallin
called for the bell again, and Fejona used the ropes to pull herself
up. She had her eyes locked on the still-motionless Azrael Asesino,
and slowly stumbled over to the reigning Champion. Fejona was a little
wary as to whether Azrael was faking or genuinely out of it, from
SAGACITY 02.
Didn't
matter to her. With one fall already done and dusted, Fejona was now
switching back to her all-time primary mode of offense as opposed to
the tactic she'd adopted for the first part of this match.
She
crouched down and took control of Azrael's right leg, driving a stiff
kick into the back of the knee. Yes, she was going to begin softening
the Mexican up for her submission finisher.
Unless,
of course, Azrael could knock her senseless first. Maybe the sudden
raising of his left leg and the crashing of it into Fejona's ribs may
achieve that? Well, it did manage to knock Fejona Min across the ring.
Immense power packed behind that kick by Asesino, who confirmed
suspicions that he was simply playing possum there. The crowd cheered
loudly, having been a bit quiet over the last few minutes, especially
with the Cambodian grabbing a lead in this match.
Rolling
to his feet, Azrael limped slightly as a result of that stiff kick to
the back of his right knee just a couple of seconds earlier, but it
didn't deter Asesino from lunging at the recovering Fejona Min and
flooring her with a harsh clothesline!
Fejona
scrambled back to her feet and spun around, hoping to catch Azrael in
mid-movement. Unfortunately for her, she was ripe pickings for another
clothesline.
Once
Min pulled herself back up, she found herself in a familiar position;
a rear waistlock. This time, there was to be no magic trick performed
by the Cambodian Femme Fatale, as she was comprehensively drilled to
the canvas in a German Suplex.
Azrael
kept the rear waistlock cinched in and pulled Fejona right back up. On
that occasion, though, Asesino opted to hit a belly-to-back suplex
instead.
A
bridging belly-to-back, mind you. Referee was quick to go down to his
knees;
ONE.
TWO.
TH --
KICKOUT!
Azrael
rolled off of Fejona and pounded the canvas with his clenched right
fist, frustrated that he had not been able to keep Fejona down long
enough for the 3 there. Min, meanwhile, rolled to her left... aiming
to use the ropes to help herself up. She had suddenly lost control of
her match, and now had to find another way to do two things; weaken
the vertical base of Azrael AND wear him out enough to pick up the
vital second fall.
Both
competitors stood to their feet, and instantly charged at each other,
both having plans to knock down the other with some form of
clothesline. Turns out, Fejona was quicker on this exchange & was
the first to swing her arm right at Azrael.
BUT!
The esteemed Scorpion Fighting Champion ducked underneath it and took
himself into the ropes. Fejona slapped the brakes on and spun on her
heels, aiming to intercept Azrael before he came lunging back at her.
Too
damn late. Asesino took flight once he rebounded off the ropes... and
he flattened Fejona Min with a cross body block!
The
crowd roared jubilantly, as Azrael stood to his fist and shouted at
Fejona to get up. Seems that the animosity between the two had reached
soaring heights in just a matter of weeks; especially when Fejona
attacked Azrael last week, after his tricky title defense.
Now,
Fejona was getting the full force of Azrael's revenge. And Asesino was
going to make sure he did everything humanly possible to make the
Rogue Slayer pay. This was evident when he pulled Fejona up and
knocked her senseless with a forearm smash, before jamming his knee
into Min's ribs. The Cambodian Femme Fatale doubled over and was
really feeling frazzled.
Even
more so, when Azrael once again grabbed her by the hair and tossed her
out of the ring like yesterday's garbage. Quite humiliating for the
former Asylum Women's Champion, landing on the concrete face-first.
The fans in the front row? Oh, they were pointing and laughing at
Fejona, who was now on her hands and knees, trying to get back up.
Wasn't
going to happen then, for Azrael stepped through the ropes and scored
with a jumping elbow drop from the apron! Fejona's spine? Say hello to
SNAPPPPP. Hey, if Fejona's spine wasn't in the least bit effected by
that elbow drop, then I declare her some kind of sexy robot from the
future.
Like
Bender, from Futurama. Only, you know, with nice tits and a (juicy)
cunt.
...
Ahem, sorry about that. I'm a bit horny currently. But, annnnyways.
Fejona was dragged up to a standing position, and elbow'ed in the face
by Azrael, who was a bit possessed at the moment. Not by a ghost, of
course; just... driven to get back into this match and eventually end
up retaining the title he worked hard to win to begin with.
I
digress. Following that shot to her face, Fejona staggered backwards
and her spine -- which, if you remember, was just pulverised by an
elbow drop from the apron -- made unprotected contact with the
security barricade. Azrael stormed over and directed a couple of kicks
into the midsection of the Cambodian Femme Fatale, before he tucked
her head under his armpit, and did a little dance.
Well,
okay, Azrael didn't do EXACTLY that. Instead, he took a couple of
steps back and lifted Fejona into the air... holding her up there for
a couple of seconds, before dropping the Rogue Slayer down onto the
security barricade! Yowzah, Fejona was now hung out to dry like a
fish, and to make matters worse, her arse was sticking out for all the
perverts in the front row to ogle at. This is your chance, fellas!
It
was also Azrael's chance to inflict further damage, and what better
way to do that by climbing back onto the apron, eh? With Fejona Min in
the most precarious of positions, Asesino was hellbent on driving the
final nail into her coffin. One solid move, and the Cambodian could
probably be sufficiently weakened long enough for the Champion to gain
two falls.
As
Azrael took flight, though, with the hopes of connecting with another
elbow drop to Fejona's spine and thereby destroying her spinal
column... Fejona spectacularly sprung into action, flipping herself up
and over. In that sense, she got herself up onto Azrael's shoulders as
he came barrelling down on Min, and snapped him over with a
hurricaranna!
Yes,
ladies and gentlemen. That was the stuff of legends. Please, show your
support now.
"HOLY
SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
Thank
you. Fejona deserves that.
Azrael
Asesino was now sprawled out on the floor, amid the sea of humanity
that was the fans. Fejona Min... was taking a heck of a time getting
to her feet. And considering that her back had been worked on
relentlessly by Azrael, she could be forgiven for being a tad bit
sluggish.
But
it was that same fact that had her pissed as hell, and she was now
intending to finish Azrael Asesino off, once and for fucking all. One
more fall, remember, and she would be the new Champion.
Leaning
over the barricade, Fejona reached down and peeled Asesino up from the
ground, before lifting him up in a suplex... and dropping him
backwards. The result? Azrael's lower spine and legs connected
violently with the edge of the apron, which suited Fejona's strategy
just fiiiine. As long as violence of the highest order was dished out,
she was happy.
With
the match hitting the 15-minute mark, Fejona pulled Azrael up again
and rolled him into the ring, much to the the referee's relief (Lucas
had been a quiet observer all the while since he wanted the match to
flow!). Min too got back into the ring after another breather on the
outside, only to find that the SF Champion had clambered back up to
his feet.
So,
what did Fejona do? Took the sucker down with a chop block, of course.
That preceeded a insane stomping session from the Cambodian Femme
Fatale, all targetted at both the legs of the Mexican superstar.
Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what Min's gameplan was.
Pulling
Azrarel up, the Enchanting Delinquent spat in the Champion's face,
before chopping him savagely across the chest (WHOOO~!). Asesino
flinched and grabbed his sternum, feeling tha burn there. Min didn't
let up, and struck with two more chops, before whipping Azrael Asesino
into the ropes. Before the latter could even bounce off of 'em, Fejona
got into the position, and once the time was right, she aimed a
dropkick at Azrael.
Tiiiiny
problem. Azrael wrapped his arms around the ropes, which halted the
natural laws of rebounding, and Fejona crashed down to the canvas,
having kicked nothing but air. Noticing that Min was writhing due to
the pain, Azrael trekked forward and took to a roll, trapping Fejona
in a rolling clutch pin. Fans went wild at the sight of this.
And,
Lucas Nuckallin quickly got in position to count the cover;
ONE.
TWO.
THRE
-- NO!
So
close. So... very close. Not close enough, though.
Fejona
got her shoulder up just in the nick of time there, and prevented
herself from being embarrassed in a most humiliating manner. Both
Azrael and Min raced back to their feet, eager to get on with it.
Fejona, of course, was more determined to regain the control that she
just had a few moments ago.
A
running sidekick? Parried by Azrael Asesino, who followed up with a
stiff kick to the ribs of the tA Women's Champion and lifted her up in
a gutwrench. Instead of simply throwing her over his shoulder in a
suplex, though, Azrael Asesino instead laid her out with a falling
neckbreaker from the gutwrench position, earning many a cheer from the
crowd for that one!
And
with that innovative and blockbuster move out of the way, Azrael made
the hasty cover;
ONE.
TWO.
THREE!
SECOND
FALL: AZRAEL ASESINO
Looks
like we were allll tied up now, hmm? Azrael was bloody pleased about
this as he rolled off Fejona and retreated to a corner of the ring,
biding his time while the 30-second rest period was in effect. The
fans were on their feet, in a state of frenzied excitement.
For a
while there, it appeared as if Fejona Min would be able to, against
sudden pressure from the Champion, secure the second fall. Not
anymore, hicks and shemales. Azrael was firmly in control now, and he
was looking more likely to go on to win the match. Especially since
Fejona was having a torrid time getting back to her feet.
Just
as she did? Lucas Nuckallin rang the bell; the 30-second break was
over, and Azrael *exploded* out of the corner, dropkicking Fejona in
the spine!
The
Cambodian Femme Fatale was flung face-first into the corner
turnbuckle, and as she tumbled back, Azrael -- with a perverted grin
plastered on his face -- snuck up behind Fejona, his hands ready for
some arse-groping. Time-honoured tradition, that. One I've personally
partaken in many a time.
My
bad. He simply pushed Fejona down to her knees and fucked her doggy
style. I MEAN... took her up and over with a textbook wheelbarrow
suplex! The ring reveberated from the impact of Fejona's small frame
bouncing off the mat like a basketball would bounce off a court during
a Championship game. I know that didn't make much sense, but, bear
with me here.
So,
with Fejona Min on the backfoot, what was our grand Scorpion Fighting
Champion going to do? He wasn't going for the pin, that's for damn
sure. That... would come in a matter of seconds.
How
do I know? Why else, then, did Azrael pick Fejona up, and drill her
down to the canvas in a... belly-to-belly crossed-arm trap crade
suplex? More commonly known as JUDGMENT, his god-damn
primary end-all finisher? Suffice to say, Fejona Min was finished. And
with merely two minutes into this third portion of the match, too.
What a weakling.
Azrael
desperately flung himself on top of Fejona, and hooked BOTH the legs;
ONE.
TWO.
THREE!
...
...
NOOOOOOOOOO!
By
God, that Fejona is some kind of machine! Forget that 'weakling' shit,
the woman kicked out of Azrael's primary finisher! Something nobody
has ever done in ACW history! Asesino was in absolute disbelief, while
the crowd jeered passionately, unable to come to terms with what had
happened.
Standing
to his feet, Azrael dropped his knee down across Min's throat, before
dragging her lifeless body towards a corner of the ring. If his
primary finisher didn't do the job, Asesino thought, and since he
couldn't revert to the gutwrench falling neckbreaker again because
Fejona would anticipate it... there was only one other option left for
the Champion.
That
option was clear for all to see, as Asesino climbed up the turnbuckle,
his back turned on Fejona. The fans were cheering wholeheartedly,
their excitement at a fever pitch now. Azrael Asesino was probably
only one leap away from securing victory here, and the risk-taker from
Mexico intended for this MOONSAULT to get the feckin' job done.
So,
with that... he took flight, twisting backwards, barrelling down on
the helpless Fejona Min with the moonsault. Suddenly, though, Min
didn't seem so helpless.
Why?
Hmmm, simple. Because she got her KNEES UP, you dumb cock~!
"ARGH!"
Azrael grunted as he rolled away from Fejona, holding his ribs in
absolute agony. Fejona simply chuckled as she pulled herself up,
thoroughly exhausted. Now, though, was the chance to bank on her
second wind. And, hell, if you've never seen Fejona operating on her
reserves in tA... you're in for a treat of a lifetime.
Azrael
was, quite surprisingly, back to his feet in a matter of seconds. A
bit red-faced at having missed his moonsault, and a bit worse for wear
with his ribs probably being broken by Fejona's brilliant counter.
What he didn't know was that the Callous Vixen herself was already
measuring him up, simply waiting for the Champion to turn the fuck
around. Ho hum.
Once
Asesino did just that, Fejona went to work, stunning him with a double
whammy often referred to as PARAFUSO!
Oh, lordy, somebody call ze ambulance; we have a flatliner here.
Landing
on her feet, as is the norm with this Enchanting Delinquent, Fejona
raised her arms in the air... somewhat already proclaiming herself the
winner. The fans, while in awe of that move (useless non-tA watching
bums), continued to hurl abuse at Fejona Min. Since, you know, she
never endeared herself to the fans.
Except
when she executed moves that were just downright impossible, yet made
possible by her. Example? Oh, say, somersaulting backwards and landing
on the top rope (rope -- not the turnbuckle, the actual rope cable!),
showcasing ungodly balance to not slip off, before pulling off a
shooting star press onto a prone victim laying in the middle of the
ring? Hmm, I'd say that tops a long list.
It's
also what she actually did, and immediately after, made the cover;
ONE.
TWO.
THRE
-- KICKOUT!
It
was Azrael's turn to show that he had more fight in him than anyone
ever thought possible. Fejona snarled at referee Lucas, who maintained
that his count was accurate. Well, duh, who would admit to making a
slow-ass count? Tell me, who?!?
That's
right, nobody. But back to the match. Fejona slowly rose to her feet,
eyes transfixed on the legs of Azrael Asesino. She had worked over
them a little bit over the course of the match, and now, it was time
to go back to the intended strategy. Smirking, Fejona shot herself
into the ropes and as she rebounded off of 'em, sickeningly connected
with a double-footed stomp to the right knee of Azrael!
Vile.
Just vile. Fejona didn't think so, obviously, as she continued to kick
away at that right knee of Asesino whilst taking alternating kicks to
the left knee. Purely for good measure. Azrael naturally writhed about
on the canvas, feeling his title slip away from him. So, when Fejona
leaned down to pull him up by the hair, Asesino struck with an
uppercut.
One
that sent Min reeling halfway across the ring. Gave Azrael enough time
to drag himself up, despite his wounded legs. That small opening gave
the Mexican Angel the idea that another execution of JUDGMENT was in
order, and he went for it. Yes, Azrael didn't debate his own choices
for very long, unlike some crazy people I know.
Trouble
was, as he closed in on Fejona with a kick aimed at her ribs, the
Cambodian Femme Fatale used her brilliant mind to great effect and
killed Azrael Asesino's hopes of winning.
Firstly,
by parrying the kick. Secondly, by scooping the Champion up and
driving him down to the canvas in a scoop pump-handle slam. And
finally, by locking in an unescapable kneebar submission with the
right knee of Azrael's coming under immense pressure. All occuring in
quick succession, and with extreme precision.
You
can call this, THE
FATAL COMEUPPANCE!
The
fans tried to rally around Azrael. They really did. But with Fejona
pulling back on the leg (and knee) of Asesino, there was really no
recourse for Azrael. With the bitter reality of the situation staring
him in the face, Azrael Asesino resigned himself to one simple action.
TAP.
TAP.
TAP.
THIRD
& FINAL FALL: FEJONA MIN
The
darkness was here. The era of evil had arisen. Fejona Min had
triumphed over the forces of good, and as she relinquished her deadly
submission hold, the Cambodian Femme Fatale grinned from ear to ear.
The cursed Scorpion Figfhting Title was thrust into her possession by
the referee, who immediately went back to check on Azrael.
The
crowd were silent for a while. Then, they jeered their fucking hearts
out. They hated this. They hated the fact that Fejona had been able to
best Asesino.
Now
the NEWWWWW Scorpion Fighting Champion, Fejona bowed to the fans,
before pulling a piece of paper out from inside her pants and throwing
it down to Azrael. What was up with that? Nobody knew. Fejona wasn't
telling, either, for she had taken her leave from the ring. She'd
redeemed herself, and in the best way possible.
For
Azrael Asesino? Valiant effort, but it wasn't nearly enough. On this
night, the Rogue Slayer had found the form that made her such a
revelation in theAsylum. And now, having found that spark again,
Fejona Min could only get better & better.
Scary
thought, innit? Be frightened, folks. Be... very afraid.
Winner
and New Scorpion Fighting Champion > Fejona
Min
Where
Do We Go From Here, Part Two
Brian Carter looked down the hall of the
arena, his eyes transfixed on one man and one man only...progressing
to that man's current location, he stopped sharply and tapped him on
the shoulder, his greeting face was not going to be a pleasant one and
neither was his opening sentence.
"What
the fuck are you doing here?"
Jimmy
Boyd.
"Well...I
did like, build this place Brian."
Carter
and Boyd had a history...once upon a time Boyd and Dunn won their
company back from the phycho Ethan Winters, and then, even thought
they were warned against it, they sold it on to Brian Carter to take
to the next step, to which he did...until unfortunate incidents like
Charlie Dunn's death and a plane crash left them in their current predicament.
"Actually
I'm glad you are here to witness some deja vu, which is me taking the
reigns of this wholesome company once again, doesn't it just ring of
2003 Jimmy?"
Boyd
looked into Carter's eye, the change in the man was indescribable.
"You
know, whatever happens tonight, is for the best, whether it's your
company by the end of the night, or if it's Laguna, I know that
destiny has some twists left up her sleeve, and like always, I'm here
to enjoy the ride."
Carter
smiled.
"I'm
going to be the only one playing trump cards tonight Jimmy, don't you
worry about that."
 FINE
MANS GAUNTLET
Jamar Gordo vs. Kelly Flawless
 
As Relentless came back from the latest ad distributed by ACW, the sensual sound of the entrance music of Kelly Flawless was playing. ‘The Cover of the Rolling Stone’ by Doctor Hook set the tone, as out of the back, dressed in his finest attire walked Kelly Flawless.
He marched confidently, he knew that tonight he would prove he was better looking then that fool Jamar Gordo. As he approached the ring the roar from the fans got a little louder… He smiled within himself but maintained the calm expression that was placed upon his face.
His blonde hair was glowing radiantly, this was his place to shine. For once since the time that he joined PIW he would have see a victory that was not marred by a tragic event. He still walked with a slight limp from the shooting, and you could see the outline of the bandages that were wrapped around the wound.
He rolled under the ring ropes and across the canvas as the ring announcer looked out to the fans readying himself to introduce Kelly.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first competitor in the Fine Man’s Gauntlet, he hails from Anchorage, Alaska… Kelly Flawless!”
A loud cheer came up from the crowd, but it was abruptly cut off as Jamar Gordo began to make his way to the ring. The Gucci suit that was adorned in gave away his smug attitude, however he did have the goods to back it up. His feet clapped against the ramp as the crowd jeered. Chants about his looks flew rampant through the arena, but it didn’t seem to faze him.
He climbed into the ring as he was introduced.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our second competitor in the Fine Man’s Gauntlet… Jamar Gordo!”
He rose his arms high into the air as Kelly smiled as if to say “yeah, right.”
“This is how the Fine Man’s Gauntlet will work… You the fans will judge the competitors on the following three things: attire, wrestling ability, and of course, sex appeal. When I say the category and say the name of a competitor just state your opinion as to whether or not you’d like them to win for this category. The man who takes the most categories will be crowned ACW’s sexiest man.” He spoke clearly, not to be misunderstood.
“Okay… The first category is wrestling ability…,” he looked towards Kelly Flawless. “Kelly Flawless.”
Cheers erupted from audience… They were making it abundantly clear who they thought was the better wrestler… But it suddenly became apparent that Jamar Gordo had not come tonight to be declared ACW’s sexiest man… He charged forward and drove his forearm hard into the jaw of the Diva of Masculinity who fell to the mat. Gordo stomped furiously into the mid-section of Flawless who tried to roll away from the onslaught.
It was to no avail however as Gordo kept the kicks coming. One after another. Kelly rolled into the ropes and Gordo backed off slightly catching a bit of air. Kelly sprang to his feet with the opportunity and plastered Gordo with a clothesline that sent him to the canvas gasping for air. Flawless was like a cornered wolf, he did not respond well to threats, and this had gone beyond wrestling now. He was a paranoid, tormented being, and it was showing through tonight.
PIW had had a nasty affect on him, and the fans looked on in awe as he drove his knee into Jamar’s forehead several times. The ring announcer tried to help Gordo but Kelly tossed him aside. The fans had never seen from their Blonde Warrior before, but to tell you the truth, they sort of liked it. They cheered him on as he continued the beat down, finally Gordo found the opening to slide out of the ring and try to retreat up the ramp. But Kelly was quick to get back on the offensive as he charged up the ramp and kicked Jamar swiftly in the back of the leg. It sent him to one knee and another kick, this one to the back of the head, sent him straight to the ground.
Flawless grabbed Gordo by the back of his Gucci suit and dragged him along as he continued toward the backstage area. He smacked him in the face once, and again, before tossing him through the curtain.
It had spilled into the backstage area; stagehands were running for cover as fists were flying every which way.
Kelly Flawless hobbled over to Jamar Gordo who had been tossed upon a table; his bandaged leg supporting him, albeit barely.
Gordo put his fingers on his forehead to check for blood… None, he surmised.
The stiff elbow of the Diva of Masculinity found its way into the abdomen of the Master of All Styles. He cringed as the pointy bone met his well-toned muscle.
As the security was alerted, this once peaceful competition got a little more uncivilized as the forehead of Gordo was pounded into the concrete wall. If his head wasn’t bleeding beforehand, it sure was now.
All the weeks worth of frustration was boiling over into this one rage-filled occasion for Kelly. The crimson was smeared across the wall as the approaching footsteps of anxious security personnel could be heard at a distance.
A stiff closed fist from Flawless knocked Gordo back toward the wall. This wasn’t a brawl; this was a beating.
The radio contact between the backstage crew was getting much more hectic, as the security personnel approached and dispersed to do separate tasks; some to pull the two apart, some to control them once they had been separated.
Flawless was pulled off Gordo as the crimson mess that was less strewn across Jamar’s face told the sorry of a very paranoid and dilapidated soul that was being exposed to things that he’d never been exposed to before.
Kelly Flawless was changing, he was witnessing things that he did not enjoy, and looking over here back every other second for the next attack was not something that he reveled in.
Winner
> No Contest
Where
Do We Go From Here, Part Three
"So you're going to abandon
him?"
Dante
Inferno smirked underneath the shadow to which his large black hoody
created, as Jericho posed him the question, both men standing outside
of the arena, initially rejected entrance into the arena, even though
if they wanted to get in, they would.
"Jericho,
you have to realize, for a leader to truly lead, he has to set an
example, why should I follow a man into the battlefield when he,
himself cannot gather the will to fight himself."
Inferno
had a point, but whether Jericho agreed, was another thing.
"He
will not be happy with your decision."
Inferno
rested his head against the wall he was leaning against.
"The
phrase "like it, or lump it" comes to mind especially
Jericho, as this will be my attitude towards his."
As half
of Pandora stood outside of the arena, contemplating the validity of
their owner's leadership qualities, the two men whom stood there
didn't truly know where fate would take them if indeed their owner
failed in his proposed plan...but what fate knew, was that these two
men's destiny was more intertwined than you could ever imagine.
You can only come to the morning through the
shadows...and these two men, in their past, present and future, will
encounter more dark places than you could ever imagine.
But
soon, you won't have to imagine.
Preparation
|
|
Backstage, Seymour Almasy burst from his locker room. As opposed to his usual, somewhat complacent nature, tonight the Final Fantasy was all business. In his right hand, he carried a steel chair. His left hand carried a Singapore cane.
And in his heart was nothing but pure determination.
Kasper Sky had been his nemesis ever since entering ACW. His foil. The man keeping him from progressing further.
As he would have once thought, Kasper Sky was a boss, standing in the way of his noble quest to glory.
As he thought now, Sky was simply a dickhead who enjoyed humiliating him.
Kasper was the one who had made this personal. Even though Almasy had beaten him…it was a hollow, disqualification victory after Sky had left him laying. Their other meeting was a draw.
This would determine the better man.
Ordinarily, Seymour wouldn’t even think of bringing weaponry to the ring. But he knew that Sky would, and he needed to be ready.
It was going to be brutal.
It was going to be violent.
Blood would most likely be spilled.
And in the end, only one man would be triumphant.
Almasy began walking down the hallway leading the ring. He banged the steel chair against one wall of the corridor, and the Singapore cane against the other. Seymour hadn’t gotten this far by being in bloody brawls, but if he was to make a name for
himself in All-Star Championship Wrestling, this was going to be the match that his reputation would be built upon.
The message he hoped to send to Kasper Sky and the rest of ACW was glaringly simple.
Don’t fuck with Seymour Almasy.
 NO
DISQUALIFICATION MATCH
Seymour Almasy vs. Kasper Sky
 
“Fight With Seymour” by The Black Mages began to play, signaling to fans that it was time for the evening’s No Disqualification match. Sure enough, Seymour Almasy emerged from behind the curtain moments after the song ended. The slight Final Fantasy was ready for war, as evidenced by the Singapore cane and steel chair that he held. The crowd applauded, as Almasy purposefully power-walked to the ring, sliding his weaponry inside before him.
Seymour kicked the cane into the corner, picked up his steel chair, and stood in the middle of the ring, awaiting his nemesis.
Evanescence‘s haunting “Bring Me To Life” rang throughout the arena, and soon, Almasy could see Kasper Sky, with a chair of his own.
Kasper’s however, was wrapped in barbed wire.
The Alabaman crowd jeered Sky, but were intrigued by the weapon he brought. In his other hand, he carried a spool of the wire.
The Final Fantasy swallowed hard. He had fought in cages before, but never in his life had he been confronted with barbed wire. Kasper Sky was out for blood.
Sky dropped the spool on the outside, and slid into the ring, waving the wired chair threateningly.
The No Disqualification contest was about to begin.
*DING!*
There was no hesitation. Both men went at each other, chairs raised. Kasper swung first.
*CRACK!*
Steel on steel contact could be heard throughout the arena, as Almasy raised his own chair to block. He swung back in turn, but Sky was able to block. Seymour and Kasper jockeyed for position with their chairs, until Sky booted Almasy hard in the stomach. The force drove the chair out of Almasy’s hands, and doubled him over.
Sky smiled, and raised his barbed wire chair.
Seconds later, it fell from his hands, and he was on the ground in pain courtesy of a blatant Almasy low blow.
No disqualification wasn’t just to allow weapon use.
Seymour stomped away at his opponent, before picking the larger Sky back up, and shooting him hard into the turnbuckle. Almasy charged, clotheslining Kasper back into the corner.
Sky staggered back out of the corner, as Almasy prepped his chair on the mat. Hooking Kasper by the head, Almasy intended to DDT the Immortal into the seating device. Kasper, however, was far too strong.
Northern Lights Suplex!
He didn’t even bother to bridge, knowing it was way too early in the contest to cover. He did, however, decide to pick up the steel chair. Stalking the Final Fantasy, Kasper raised the chair, and swung.
Seymour managed to roll out of the way, and recover his footing, just as Sky brought the chair back up, in time for Almasy to dropkick it back in Sky’s face. The crowd gasped as steel met face, and Kasper fell.
The Final Fantasy picked up the chair, placed it on Kasper’s body, and jumped.
STANDING FROG SPLASH!
Both men shuddered with pain at the impact, each clutching their ribcages. Seymour knew that any advantage he had would have to be gained through speed and risk, so he ran over to the corner, and ascended to the top rope.
Sky sat up, and grinned. He was hurt yes, but playing possum all the same. Covering the distance between himself and Almasy with deceptive speed, he fired a forearm to Seymour, staggering him long enough for climb up top, and hook Seymour. Almasy shook his head, but it was too late. Sky had both arms firmly around his waist, ready to send Almasy into orbit.
SUPER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Seymour sailed head over heels, finally landing on the steel chair that he had used effectively earlier. He grabbed at his back in agony, before lying still. Kasper crawled over, and made the first cover of the contest.
1.
2.
No.
Almasy managed to get a shoulder up, but Kasper wasn’t really surprised. He had hit a big move, but it was early in the match. Now though, he had the opportunity to do what he had wanted to do from the outset.
He picked up the barbed wire chair.
The Jacksonville crowd rose in anticipation, as Seymour made it up to hands and knees. Kasper paused to enjoy the moment. Savor what he was about to do.
And then drove the weapon firmly into Almasy’s back.
At first, it didn’t feel much different to Seymour. But as Sky pulled the weapon back up, Almasy knew what he had been hit with. The barbs forcibly ripped flesh from Seymour’s body. It was a feeling unlike anything he had ever experienced.
He couldn’t dwell on it though. Not with Sky poised to strike again. Seymour managed to evade the blow, and got back to his feet. Sky, however, was quick on the draw.
This time, the chair hit Seymour in the face. Several females in the crowd gasped out worriedly as Almasy’s handsome visage was torn by the barbs, and smashed in by the steel chair.
Seymour was down, and Seymour was bleeding.
His bloodlust satisfied for now, Kasper settled down into a more convention gameplan. Picking the bloodied Almasy up, Sky slid Seymour’s head between his thighs, and inverted him, dropping him with a textbook piledriver. Sky considered covering, but shook his head. The point of this match, after all, was to inflict pain. He looked around the ring, before his eyes finally settled on the Singapore cane Seymour had brought to the ring.
Perfect.
The white-haired immortal moved towards the corner, fully intent on grabbing the cane, but a hand wrapped itself around his ankle. Kasper paid it no heed, and reached down, grabbing the weapon.
Almasy’s other hand, however, grabbed the other ankle. Seymour pulled with both hands, and Sky fell, crashing face first into the second turnbuckle. Yanking the cane out of Kasper’s hands, Almasy struck at Kasper’s exposed back.
*CRACK!*
*CRACK!*
*CRACK!*
*CRACK!*
*CRACK!*
Five straight blows left Sky’s back red and raw. Almasy stepped back, and fired off a dropkick to Sky’s head, driving him face-first into the turnbuckle. This gave Almasy the time he needed to place the barbed wire chair into the middle of the ring.
Sky staggered out of the corner as if he’d had too much to drink. Almasy met him with a kick to the stomach, and hooked both arms, dropping Sky neatly on the barbed wire chair with a double arm DDT.
Rolling Sky over, and pausing to extricate some of the barbs from his arm, Seymour covered.
1.
2.
Kickout Sky.
Kasper had been around for a long time. He’d participated in many different kinds of matches. One big move wasn’t going to put him away, even though it DID cause blood to start trickling from small puncture wounds in his forehead.
Almasy wearily got to his feet, attempting to press his advantage, but Sky surged from his knees, decking Seymour with a mighty right hand. This staggered Sky’s opponent long enough for the immortal to double him over, and lift Seymour in the air.
POWERBOMB ON THE BARBED WIRE~!
Seymour felt like he’d been shot. The pain was more than he could imagine. Being power bombed on a chair was a bad enough landing, but with barbs imbedded in his flesh, he couldn’t comprehend anything worse.
But Kasper Sky could. In fact, Sky was already on his way to the arena floor, in search of more weaponry to use. Kasper knew Almasy was resilient. Furthermore, he knew that with the adrenaline flying through Seymour’s body, it would take one heck of a move to put his nemesis away.
Rummaging around under the ring, Sky found something he could use.
A table.
Kasper slid the wooden weapon into the ring, and almost immediately began plotting how to use it.
Before his plotting could go too far, however, he had a barbed wire chair introduced to his skull.
Seymour had ripped the wire from his back, and used the weapon on Kasper Sky one more time. By now, the wire was virtually torn from the chair, rendering it a standard seating device, but chair shots were still damaging.
It was Seymour’s turn to let his mind race. He searched for something to try and put his larger adversary away with. Something that Sky wouldn’t expect. Pulling Kasper away from the ropes, Almasy pulled back on an arm, threw his other arm around Sky’s chin, and locked in a body scissors.
The crossface chickenwing wasn’t one of Seymour’s signature maneuvers. Hell, it wasn’t something he had done in his career. But that was the point. If he’d never done it, how could Sky prepare for it, especially in a NO DQ match?
Sky wasn’t prepared, but he did know how to counter it. Using his superior strength, Kasper pried Seymour’s arm from around his neck, but Almasy quickly grabbed that arm, locking in a double chickenwing, and using his knees to slide Sky into a pinning predicament that looked an awful lot like he had just hit a Tiger Suplex.
1.
Kickout.
Of course, the suplex would have been more effective. Sky powered out of the predicament relatively easily, and rolled back to his feet. The opportunity was at hand. He stepped back, and waited for Almasy to stand…
And promptly ran the Final Fantasy over like a freight train with a MONSTROUS spear!
Seymour crumpled to the mat under the force of the blow, as Sky stood, raising his arm triumphantly in the air. It was all but over now. Kasper reached down, and sat his table up, putting it in perfect position. He lifted Almasy up like a sack of potatoes, and placed him on the nearby turnbuckle, facing the crowd.
Pausing to flip the bird to several jeering fans, the white-haired Sky ascended to the top rope. With a hell of a lot of panache for someone who had been through a war, he lifted Seymour onto his shoulders, poised to end Seymour’s night.
Almasy wasn’t done yet, however. He fired right hand after right hand into Sky’s forehead. The larger man was reeling, as Seymour prepared one more punch.
Sky, however, caught the wrist, and pulled it across Seymour’s body. He did the same with the other wrist.
And then, he jumped.
STRAIT-JACKET SUPERBOMB~!
*CRASH!*
Almasy’s body was forcefully driven through the table, reducing it to splinters. Sky lay a few feet from where Seymour’s motionless form was. Kasper was hurt from the various bumps and bruises match, but still, he has Seymour right where he wanted. Crawling over to Seymour, he placed a forearm across Almasy’s face as he covered, and leaned down to sneer..
“I beat you, you asshole.”
The official counted.
ONE!
TWO!
Sky waited for the sweet sound of hand slapping mat.
It never came.
It was then, and only then, that Sky saw Almasy’s shoulder squeaked off the canvas.
Rather than cover, Sky let his emotions take control. He got off Almasy, and began screaming at the official, who only held out two fingers, shoving them practically in Sky’s face to indicate the count.
The Immortal let out a howl of rage. The time had come to punish this stupid son of a bitch that he was in the ring with.
He went back outside the ring once again, and threw his spool of barbed wire over the top rope. Once again, Sky went hunting under the ring for weaponry. This time though, he came up with nothing.
Kasper was undoubtedly off his game. In frustration, he turned to lash out at several fans in the front row. After he finished insulting one particularly ugly young man, he turned around to go back to the matter at hand..
And was met with two feet directly in the face, courtesy of a Seymour Almasy baseball slide. The Final Fantasy lay on the apron after the move exhausted, wondering exactly why the hell he had signed this match to start with. That wasn’t a question he could answer, but he knew that stupid risks were the only way for him to beat a psycho who was proficient with weaponry. Rolling back under the bottom rope, he picked up the spool of barbed wire, and began to unravel it around his right arm. Soon enough, his arm was covered in the sharp pointy wire, and Kasper Sky was making his way back up to the apron.
Almasy charged, and threw everything he had behind a hard barbed-wire wrapped forearm. The force of the blow sent Kasper careening back to the floor, small bits of flesh being pulled as he fell. Seymour tried to block the pain out, even as he climbed to the top rope and jumped.
BARBED WIRE ELBOW DROP SUICIDA~!
The force of impact made both men and the crowd shudder. As he lay on the mats covering the concrete, Seymour slowly began to unwrap the barbed wire from his arm. Adrenaline kept him from realizing just how bad the damage he had himself inflicted was, as his arm was covered in gashes. Almasy looked down at Sky, and knew that it wasn’t over. Knew that Kasper would come back if he gave him a chance.
Seymour rolled his opponent back into the ring. He followed, and took both chairs, placing one underneath Sky’s head and torso, and the other over him. The Final Fantasy went back out to the apron, placed both hands on the top rope, and took a deep breath.
He’d been in ACW over a month, and he hadn’t even gone for his finisher yet. Kind of ludicrous, he thought, as he prepared to execute his move. On this occasion, its name seemed perfectly appropriate.
Springboard Shooting Star Press.
ULTIMA.
He would execute it better in the future, he knew. More gracefully. But as for now, the image of him, bloodied and battered, soaring through the air upside down, would be indelibly etched in the minds of all present. It was the impression he wanted to make, despite the fact that he NEVER wanted to go through anything like this again.
Thus, despite the impending pain, he was incredibly glad when he completed the move and saw Sky and the chair still there.
Brace for impact….
Almasy hit Sky with more force than he thought he was capable of generating, sandwiching Kasper’s body between the two steel chairs. Seymour bounced off from the impact, landing next to sky, feet kicking in pain as he clutched his ribs. He reached out, pushing the chair off of Kasper, and threw himself over the prone Sky with everything he had.
No leg was hooked.
Then again, after all they had been through, it was sort of unnecessary.
One.
Two.
Three.
*DING DING DING!*
The crowd applauded, as much for the effort of both men as the result. Almasy rolled off of Sky to his back, where the official raised his arm in the air. As it fell, it landed on the hand of Kasper Sky, who was still motionless from the grueling nature of the contest.
It wasn’t a handshake, but considering the feelings each man had for the other, it was about as close as the fans would get. Seymour slowly rolled free of the ring, and managed to head to the back under his own power, albeit very shakily.
The war had ended. And finally, Seymour Almasy had the win and the moment that he wanted.
Winner
> Seymour Almasy
A
Stitch In Time
It
was a joyous Seymour Almasy who staggered backstage, fresh off the
battle that was the evening’s No Disqualification match. He didn’t
even need to ask his question, as the techs backstage pointed him in
the direction of the medics that were set up Almasy approached the
first, who shook his head reproachingly.
“Damn,
son, what the hell happened to you,” asked one. “You look like you
tried to break out of prison!”
Almasy
sighed, and responded to the head shake with one of his own.
“I’m
not here for a lecture. Just patch me up, Doc.”
The
medic gestured to a cot on the floor, which Seymour laid on, while the
medical personnel rummaged through his bags.
“This
is going to take more than a couple of stitches. Your forehead’s
busted open pretty bad, and your right arm’s a mess. Any requests
before we start sewing you back up?”
Seymour
thought about the question for a moment, and then smiled.
“Yeah,
as a matter of fact I do. You got a monitor in this little triage
center where I can watch the event?”
One
of the other medics nodded, and turned on a television set. Seymour
instantly relaxed, eyes focused on the TV, trying not to look as the
needle entered his flesh again and again. He might have just managed
to wrestle in a match involving barbed wire, but he was still the
squeamish sort.
But
soon, he would have something he could focus on.
That
night’s Television Championship match.
Because,
once Seymour was stitched up and ready to go, the champion would be
paid a visit by the Final Fantasy.
A
visit that Seymour hoped would be very fruitful indeed.
First
Two, Now Three Of Them, O'God
Tonight
it was Relentless, and it meant to continue in a severe or extreme
way. Our plan our goal tonight, see theNormans had figured it out,
Splink had more of a dangerous side to them, of course because of
there past alliance to Asylum fighting.
Tonight,
theNormans had there game plan, and that game plan included them
walking away New ACW Tag Team Champions.
Watch,
Witness, and you will believe.
But,
on to other topics, theNormans had a gift for there fans here tonight
at Relentless.
“Don’t
Know Why” By Swollen Members Erupted on the PA system, as the crowd
began there unwelcoming boos towards theNormans. Donavon and Trevor
stepped out in there street clothes, as they stood in the middle of
the ramp.
Donavon
waved towards the technicians to cut the music, as the crowd kept up
with the disrespectful boos towards theNormans.
“Alright,
check this out our loyal fans, tonight we have a special gift for ya.
No it’s not a new Offense for your team Jacksonville Jaguars.”
“We
Want Splink!”
“We Want Splink!”
“We Want Splink!”
“Hey,
shut up, and listen, don’t be calling out some mere rats, we don’t
want to kick there ass right now, we’ll save that for later.”
A
bunch of fans in the crowd, burst out in laughter, as Donavon jumped
up on the ropes and screamed out on them. Trevor walked over and
picked up the mike that Donavon dropped.
“Your
laughs don’t bother us, but your faces do.”
Trevor
laughed at his own comment.
“But,
back to the point, we though since tonight were going to win the Tag
Team Titles, we need to spice up the Gods of The Tag World, yeah us
theNormans, damn straight, we picked the name ourselves.”
Trevor
got cutoff as the crowd opened up with another chant.
“YOU
BOTH SUCK!!”
“YOU BOTH SUCK!!”
“YOU BOTH SUCK!!”
Donavon
grabbed the mike from the hands of Trevor.
“HEY!….that’s
no way to treat the God’s of The Tag World, give us respect, give us
your damn loyalty….oh fuck it, your all hopeless. Were just going to
get to the point, because we have enough time wasting it on you
people.”
Donavon
and Trevor looked behind them, as a girl, probably 20 years old,
stepped out from the back.
“Let
us introduce, the young and beautiful, our sister, Ashley Norman.”
Ashley
waved to the crowd, as she got a better reaction then theNormans could
ever get.
“Tonight,
we though we would bring our little sister, to this disgusting town,
and once again Ashley I do apologize, ACW wouldn’t change the
location…..to witness us, win the tag team titles, and we got her a
front row seat, VIP.”
Donavon
and Trevor showed Ashley to her seat, as Donavon lifted her over the
guard rail into her seat. Ashley sat down, as theNormans showed her
off to the crowd for a few minutes.
“We
will be back, in a bit, anybody gives her any grief, your going to be
dealt harshly by The Gods Of The Tag Team World………theNormans,
you all got that.”
Donavon
dropped the mike, as him and Trevor made there exit from the ring area
as “Don’t Know Why.” by Swollen Members blared on the PA system.
Where
Do We Go From Here, Part Four
Khristain Keller looked up at the lights
in his locker room and chuckled to himself, he was, what do you call
it again, happy?
There was
a point in last 2003, and even early 2004, where Keller was in the
darkest of places...places so dark, that not even he truly knew where
he was, but reflecting back on himself, he was truly over it...free
from all his demons.
Except
one.
That
word...
...
"Potential."
It was a
tag he had never escaped from, along with "bastard",
"fuck face", "creep", "scum of the
earth" and his own personal favourite, "pig fucker".
But
seriously, Khristain Keller is world title material wasn't he?
Of course
he is.
And
sooner rather than later, the whole world will understand that
Khristain Keller, for all the wise cracks, for all the jokes and all
the fun times, Khristain Keller is one hell of a wrestler.
Tonight,
starts the KELLER-A.
Believe
the hype, chumps
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Splink were already getting a title shot. Unfortunately. I mean honestly, these guys were getting at gold without really doing anything of note. They’re fighters and they’ve stank up enough arenas around the United States with the Asylum to warrant an arrest.
Is the match hyped enough for you yet? No? Fine. I’ll break it down for you:
Splink rule. Splink really do rule. Hell, they have a dog-named Snorbitz that likes to shit everywhere. You can forgive him since he’s only a puppy though.
So, how can the chiefs at ACW justify giving these men a title shot? Well, Splink have held team gold before. They were voted the greatest Asylum team champions of all-time by Smash Hits! Magazine. The single that Slapnutz released after winning Asylum Idol got him an appearance on TRL. An episode that received the greatest number of complaints in music television history. The Financial Times listed TMM as one of the most devious businessmen in history. Plus, Slapnutz was writing a regular column for the Racing Post until ACW came calling for Splink.
So people know who they are. Especially women. Women knew who Slapnutz was. Well, some in central Africa probably didn’t but that’s only because Slapnutz hadn’t hit on them… yet. He has penciled in plans to visit Chad and Qatar somewhere down the line.
So, Splink are a well-known team. They might not have wrestled much in the last few years, but they’re tough. Tougher than Hulk Hogan’s skin. You know that shit is tough.
In one corner: The Normans. Two brothers that are sick quite evil dudes. They’ll be going all out to hurt Splink.
In the other corner: Splink. No more needs to be said about them. If you need to find any more, look at your local court’s records, there’s sure to be something in there.
 ACW
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
theNormans Vs Splink

 
July
6th, 2003, ACW had crowned the first ever Tag Team Champions El
Janitors, but due to problems on December 7th, 2003 El Janitors were
stripped of the Tag Team Championships.
But,
that was the past, and this is now.
Tonight
ACW would crowned new Tag Team Champions, and either Splink or
theNormans would walk out with flashy gold around there waist.
“We
are the demons from the bottomless pit here on earth to create havoc
and terror. I am War, he is Death, and together we are your soon to be
Tag Team Champions.”
After
the voice began to fade out on the PA system, it what cut off by
“Don’t Know Why” By Swollen Members.
How
come I don’t use soap I sit in the bath cup of coffee
Have a couple smokes I don’t know any jokes
All though I heard a ton of them I can’t member none of them
How come ever time I hang out with my friends
I make fun of them hate the way I act when I’m drunk
But I drink insensitive invent the tension
I don’t think you couldn’t bench press my stress this shit weighs
a ton
You couldn’t shock me with a taser gun
Nothing surprise me my whole tribes lively
I got anger and confusion standing right beside me
That’s why when I’m alone at home I’m not lonely
Please do not drop by do not phone me …………
It
was Time, as both Normans made there Grand Entrance from the back, and
stepping out in front of a hateful crowd. The Normans name wasn’t
that big, but they had made sure a few people hated them so far.
Donavon just shrugged his shoulders, and gave the crowd a bow, very
respectable, even though the crowd didn’t give the respect to
theNormans, that they deserved.
……..But,
what could you do, its hard for the slow minded to clue in, and praise
the two gods that walked in front of them. Parent takes a lesson;
theNormans are the best role models you could want.
Donavon
reeked of booze, and Trevor reeked of cigarette smoke, Great
combination.
Finally
they had made to the ring; you couldn’t tell if Donavon was drunk or
sober, after his slowly walk towards the ring.
But,
it was finally time for the Dear Loved Splink to make there way down
to the ring. “Going Underground” had erupted on the System, and
out walked SLAPNUTZ and TMM better known as Splink. The crowd had
quickly got to there feet, as SLAPNUTZ walked out with Snorbitz and
TMM trailing behind.
Pyros
filled the arena, startling Snortbitz, making him shit right on the
entrance ramp. SLAPNUTZ and TMM just stared at the dog, and quickly
made there ways away from the stench surprise that Snortbitz had just
left the ring crew to clean up.
SLAPNUTZ
tied Snortbitz to the turnbuckle post, as Splink made there way into
the ring, as theNormans made there exit. TheNormans stood beside there
sister, that they had given special VIP seat too. SLAPTNUTZ eyed out
Ashley Norman the sister of theNormans, as Donavon yelled back at
SLAPNUTZ to keep his eyes off of his Sister.
The
ref got into the ring and pointed for SLAPNUTZ to get on the apron,
and Trevor to step into the ring. TMM and Trevor both stood in the
ring, as the ref had signaled for the bell. While SLAPNUTZ kept
licking his lips at Ashley, while Donavon freaked out on the other
side of the apron. TMM and Trevor locked up in the middle of the ring,
but Trevor quickly took advantage with an eye gouge on TMM, followed
by a clothesline putting him to the mat.
Trevor
quickly applied a sleeper hold, to try and wear down TMM.
TheNormans
knew that if they want to win this match, they best way were to be
cheap, and not letting splink get on the upper advantage of the match.
You knew, what would happen if theNormans let either one of Splink get
in strike distance, they might forget there in ACW and not tA anymore.
Trevor tightened his grip on the throat of TMM.
TMM
fought back, as he slammed his fist repeatly into the canvas, trying
to give momentum to himself, but Trevor put a stop to it when he
brought his knee to the gut of TMM. Trevor released the hold and
brought TMM to his feet and whipped him into the side turnbuckle were
his Brother Donavon awaited the tag.
Donavon
stuck his hand out, to make the tag with Trevor, as both theNormans
stood in the ring, as the both started to release a fury of boots on
TMM, and then following up with a double team suplex, as Donavon made
the quick cover.
…1..
..
But,
TMM quickly kicked out of the pin at the one count. Donavon grabbed
TMM by the hair and Irish whipped him into the ropes, and then
connected with a drop kick to the chest of TMM putting him to canvas
once again. Donavon got up slowly but very cocky and grabbed TMM by
the hair and brought him to his feet.
Donavon
grabbed TMM and brought him right in for a belly to belly suplex. TMM
clutched his back, as Donavon sat on his ass in the middle of the
ring, and looked at SLAPNUTZ.
“EX-Fighter
wannabe‘s, don’t stand a chance in the wrestling business!”
Donavon
directed it right towards SLAPNUTZ, as he just brushed it off, as
Donavon got to his feet and turned around and picked up TMM.
Donavon
whipped TMM right into the turnbuckle and then charged and hit a
splash on TMM, TMM stumbled forward right into Donavon, as he followed
up with a pile driver, and went for the pin.
..1...
..SLAPNUTZ
got into the ring,
..2.
SLAPNUTZ
kicked Donavon right in the back of the head to break up the pin, as
Trevor jumped into the ring, and went at SLAPNUTZ only to get
clobbered with his fist, and knocking Trevor back and out of the ring.
Donavon got to his feet holding the back of his head, as he looked
right at SLAPNUTZ, but didn’t get a chance to get out of the way as
SLAPNUTZ hit him with a knee to the stomach, followed very painful
looking DDT in the middle of the ring.
Donavon
grabbed his head in pain, as the ref pushed Slapnutz back out of the
ring. With the interruption of SLAPNUTZ, it gave TMM a chance to
regain himself and get back to his feet, as Trevor pulled himself into
the ring. Trevor realized TMM was back up and made a charge towards
TMM, but TMM just stuck his shoulder out sending Trevor flying over
the top rope, and to the concrete floor, as TMM waited for Donavon to
get up onto his feet. The Crowd started too erupted with cheers, as
Donavon stumbled to his feet, right into TMM.
Donavon
received a Russian leg sweep from TMM, as TMM went for the first pin
by Splink of the night.
..1..
..
..2.
.
The
pin got broken up as Trevor pulled TMM out of the ring, as Trevor went
to throw a back hand chop against the chest of TMM, but TMM blocked
it, and delivered a kick to the stomach of Trevor. TMM grabbed Trevor
by the back of the head, and slammed him head first into the guard
rail.
SLAPNUTZ
watched Donavon get to his feet as he entered the ring, and charged at
Donavon with a clothesline, except Donavon got a chance this time and
ducked, as SLAPNUTZ hit the ref, right out of the ring, knocking him
out.
SLAPNUTZ
quickly turned around, and caught Donavon’s fist, and hit him with a
clothesline, as SLAPNUTZ put Donavon in the Cross Face Chicken wing
right in the middle of the ring, except with out a ref, there was
nobody around to end the match, and plus SLAPNUTZ wasn’t the illegal
man in the ring.
On
the outside TMM picked Trevor up and pushed him on top of the table,
and climbed up as TMM picked Trevor up and set him up as he hit a
Death Valley driver….
SMASH
Trevor
body crashed threw the table, as the crowd erupted with chants towards
Splink.
“SPLINK”
“SPLINK”
“SPLINK”
Trevor
laid limp less, in the wreckage of the table, as TMM made his way into
the ring holding his shoulder. Donavon was almost passed out in pain,
as SLAPNUTZ kept the hold applied, until TMM got into the ring, and
SLAPTNUTZ let go.
It
didn’t look good for theNormans at this point as TMM got outside on
the apron as the ref pulled himself into the ring. SLAPNUTZ got ready
to make the pin, except Ashley caught his eye on the outside of the
ring, as she was trying to help Trevor up.
SLAPNUTZ
called to her, as she looked up, and point at himself, as he walked
over to the ropes and got up on the top turnbuckle, and got ready to
lunge off and onto Donavon for the win. While TMM got off the apron,
and walked towards the titles as the match was over.
TMM
stood in front of the titles, as he polished them with his fingers as
SLAPTNUTZ started to jump but got distracted by the cleavage of Ashley
Norman, and went face first into the canvas.
Donavon
took the chance and got slowly up, and grabbed SLAPTNUTZ and hit….
“DEUCES WILD”
SLAPTNUTZ
was out for the count as he head just met the canvas with much force.
Donavon
slowly threw his arm over the chest of SLAPNUTZ, hoping for the end.
TMM
slowly started to turn around, and realize what happened, as he med a
leap for the ring, except.
CRACK
A
have daze Trevor ended that as he brought a chair to the face of TMM.
..1...
…
.2.
…
…3..
It
was over, and the Normans had done it, they were the new ACW Tag Team
Champion.
Trevor
dropped the chair on the outside right beside TMM, as he used the
ropes and pulled himself up onto the aprons, and helped Ashley into
the ring. Donavon got to his feet slowly, as the ref brought in there
newly won title belts.
He
handed them to Trevor and Donavon as the raised them up high in the
air, as Ashley stood in the middle of them holding up there other
hands.
The
crowd booed at the sight of them, not two Normans, but three of them.
theNormans
made there exit from the ring, as “Don’t Know Why” By Swollen
Members played over the PA system as Donavon untied Snorbitz from the
turnbuckle, and let him loose, as the made there exit up the entrance
to garbage being throwing at them.
Winners
And New ACW Tag Team Champions theNormans.
Winner
and New ACW Tag Team Champions > theNormans
Everything.
And More.
Fejona
Min was a very happy woman.
Everything
was going smoothly in her life. Business, in the non-wrestling sense,
was thriving. In the wrestling sense? Also good. Want evidence? I
point you to the newly-won Scorpion Fighting Title that was now
hanging on her shoulder. Sure, the title may not mean much to those
who are industry critics, but all you need to do is remember who have
held the Scorpion Fighting Title in the past.
Quinton
May? Current heartthrob of the ACW fans. Vincent Pembridge? The man
who started the whole 'evil fucking bastard' thing, some would say and
without any arguement. Keegan? An accomplished master of the sport,
and all-around nice guy after a period of darkness. Phil Atken? A
genius at comic humour and the Grand Poobah of Sexiness. No questions
asked, fuckers.
So,
yes. It was an established list of past title-holders, and now, Fejona
Min had her hands on the belt. Back on track, in her mission to become
incredibly fucking famous. It's an ego thing, you know. Nonetheless,
the Cambodian Femme Fatale couldn't deny that she was made to work
very hard to oust Azrael Asesino. As she walked down the hallway that
would lead to her locker-room, though, Min knew.
She
knew that this was Azrael Asesino's last night in ACW. Not because the
latter would be absolutely dejected with having lost to the Rogue
Slayer. Nah, he's not that petty. It had to do with the scrap of paper
that Fejona mysteriously passed to Azrael, once the dust had settled
and Fejona had officially claimed victory.
Once
the former Asylum Women's Champion (although she technically still is
the Champ, having never lost the belt!) reached her locker-room,
however, she found that her door was slightly ajar. Oooh, spooky.
Fejona's first thought?
Jenna
McMullen, our esteemed Backstage Correspondent, was waiting inside.
With a dildo. And some whipped cream. Ah, we can all dream, can't we?
Lord knows I'd get hard just writing some girl-on-girl action. But,
hey, don't rule that out just yet.
Anyways,
with a tinge of cautiousness setting in, Fejona Min forced herself to
be alert, and quite expertly sidekicked her door open before rushing
in. It didn't matter to Fejona that she was tired from having fought
an extremely tough match just a short while ago; if there was an
intruder in her room, the Cambodian was going to take whoever it was
down and knock the uckfay outta 'em.
"What
are you, crazy? Normal people don't kick down doors." Natalie
Quinston remarked, as Fejona's eyes finally set upon her former
partner seated at the table. Composing herself, Fej closed the
slightly dented door and tossed her newly-won title down onto the
nearby couch.
Yes,
Fejona did get an upgrade in locker-room furbishments. What of it?
"Oh, Natalie. I didn't expect to see you here. Just got a little
paranoid, I suppose. Don't like my doors to be ajar. What are you
doing here, anyways?"
Sense
the tension yet? No? Fuck you. There was an assload of tension in the
room now, and it was odd for longtime followers of Fejona Min. Having
been partners for almost a year now (on-camera, at least; they have
been in collusion for well over a year now if you count OSF!), the two
had a sudden falling out.
Fejona
had failed to share critical information with Natalie, and the former
therapist felt betrayed. Extremely betrayed. And so, the two cut off
all ties that existed between each other. Makes sense. It's a woman
thing, y'know. They're all super-sensitive and shit.
"I
just wanted to... congratulate you. Second title in less than a
year." Natalie responded, exchanging wily looks with Fejona, who
grinned. Natalie had a point, and Min looooved the point. "Looks
like the mission we started on is really going well without me by your
side, huh?
Also
wanted to ask if I could get my stuff from Nigel's (read: Fejona's
boyfriend) mansion. I got far too comfortable there and left a lot of
things laying around. Figure it's only right that I pick it up, but
also figured that I'd ask you first. Since we both know you're a busy
woman and I can't get in there without your clearance."
Fejona
nodded her head, and actually sighed a little. She hated how things
had turned out with Natalie, and figured that she and Nat would be
friends forever. They'd shared so much in the short time they'd known
each other, that Fejona regarded Natalie as a sister of sorts.
The
fact that the two had a bond like that made the whole split more
difficult to deal with, as far as Fejona was concerned. Especially
when her time with her real family... was limited. That, of course, is
another story for another day. Or, you could just take a gander at
Fejona's bio. Whichever works.
"Right.
Okay, sure. But, before we get to that, I have something very
important to tell you. It's more important than breaking a nail, and I
know you think breaking a nail is a matter of the highest importance,
so... yes. I just hope you don't perceive it as something hoakey."
Fejona spoke up, after taking a couple of moments to think it over.
Natalie
simply leaned back in her seat and folded her arms, nodding her head
curiously to give Min the go-ahead to continue. Fejona did just that,
right after she walked right over to Natalie and crouched down next to
her. Ooooh, were we going to see a saucy kiss?
No,
not likely. But hey, pay me $20 and I'll make it happen someday.
Honest.
Anyways.
The revelation, yes. Fejona took a deep breath before getting on with
it. "That thing with McMillan a few weeks back? It came out of
the blue. He approached me, just to talk things over and ask for my
help. In return, I told him that I wanted him to keep an eye on you...
and just as the words came out of my mouth, you walked in on us.
Thing
was, I didn't want you to fight Quinton. I was afraid. Seeing what he
did to you at KING OF AGES made me realise that Quinton had a defined
meanstreak, and he especially hates you since you and him have more of
a history. I wanted McMillan to make sure that no matter what, you two
wouldn't fight. He was quite unwilling to have that happen, though.
So,
once I heard that you and May were indeed going to lock horns, I had
to turn to... God's Forgotten Son. Told him to take you out of the
game, even if for a week. As long as it meant that you and May didn't
fight. I felt horrible having had to resort to such a thing, but I
realised that it had to be done.
Of
course, you being YOU... typical Natalie, finally found a way to fight
Quinton. And I was actually on hand with McMillan, talking over his
proposal again. Right after you and Quincy started to duke it out, I
was sincerely thinking that I would go down to the ring and stop it
myself. Or, offer myself to Joseph. You know, in... that way.
But seeing how you actually held your own, I also came to another
conclusion. One I have not bothered to come to terms with.
You
have become what you've always wanted. You have succeeded in becoming
a respectable competitor. All along, in tA and in ACW so far, I kept
telling you that you needed to buck up because you were still
unpolished. Now, I know better. And I'm sorry I didn't let you in on
whatever was going on. But it all happened on the spot, the thing with
myself and Joseph. I was surprised he even approached me."
Wow.
Talk about a god-damn mouthful, eh? I'm surprised the woman can even
breathe normally now, having rambled all of that in one sitting.
Needless
to say, Natalie Quinston was mighty stunned. Partially at how quickly
she'd jumped to conclusions about Fej and Joseph McMillan having
something plotted all along... but also at how the attack by GFS was
actually ordered by Fejona herself. Sure, GFS sorta owed Fejona for
the latter helping him win the KOA... well, that again is another
story for another sunshiny day, ahem. But this, Natalie thought was
unreal.
At
least, though, Natalie could take comfort that the Cambodian hadn't
betrayed her. And so, with a warm smile, Natalie leaned forward. Awww,
they were hugging. Mmm, boobies brushing up against each other. So
much for the tension earlier on.
"I...
am sorry that I misjudged you." Natalie mustered softly.
Fejona
shook her head. "Don't be. This things happen. I'm sorry for
having you taken out by GFS. But I'm happy that we're okay now. We
*ARE* okay, right?"
Breaking
their embrace, the two women stood to their feet, and Natalie
vigorously nodded her head. "Yes, we are. I just feel... so
foolish for having jumped to conclusions like that. I should have
trusted you. I should have known that you wouldn't keep something like
that from me, after all we've been through."
"It's
alright. I'm just sooo happy that you and I are cool again. Because,
you know, I think I could use your company right about now.
Celebrating alone doesn't seem right to me." Fejona responded
with a wry smile, pointing at the Scorpion Fighting Title. Natalie
giggled, and the two women hugged once again. Geez, women always need
to hug all the focking time.
SO, I
guess an interruption is warranted, eh? You got it.
"Fejona.
I need you. NOW."
Nope,
that wasn't Natalie. The voice that said it? Manly. Definitely not
effeminate. And the words were laced with urgency. Breaking the
embrace again, Fejona spun around... and found JOSEPH MCMILLAN
standing in the doorway.
Natalie
Q exchanged looks with Fejona, and stared at Joseph. "So, uh,
what's this deal you and him agreed upon? Does it have... anything to
do with tonight? You know, Steel Cage with Quinton?"
Fejona
bit her lower lip as she motioned Joseph to come in with her hand.
Being blind and all, Joseph walked right in. Wait, what? Oh yeah, that
thing about being able to see without having the proper tools. Yeah,
makes fucking sense, ahem.
McMillan?
He just had one other thing to say. Something that would underline how
extremely important his showdown with Quinton May tonight was.
"It
has everything to do with tonight."
No
Other Way Out.
|
|
"For some reason, I don't think you should go through with this."
Quinton May looked up from the photograph he was looking at and locked eyes with his friend, Rickino Martino. Rickino was May's guide in ACW, akin to how Bruno was the same for the Canadian in tSC. Of course, Rickino didn't have a manager's license but Quincy Mama felt comfortable without needing anyone out by ringside when it came to ACdub. Yes, weird, innit?
Scratching his goatee, Quinton's gaze shifted back to the photograph. "I know. I've been debating this very same thing myself, Rickino. Since I learnt about Joseph's condition and his plan to hunt me down like a stray dog in the street. I am still, technically, his legal guardian, you know?
And as much as it pains me to do it, I have to dance this dance. This is quite possibly the toughest decision I've ever had to make. I considered Joseph as my second son... behind Dylan, of course.
But these last few weeks? Joseph has done everything in his power to underline his intention to fight me. And the more I thought about it, the more I realised that I don't have much of a choice. Hell, I don't have a choice, period. This is what has to happen.
I have to lock horns with Joseph. He wants it. I have to give it to him. Perhaps... it'll be the only way to save him."
Shaking his head and letting the photograph slip from his hand (landing on the table he was standing next to), Quinton sighed and once again turned to look at his friend. Martino was visibly dishevelled, having been taken captive one week ago by Joseph McMillan as a bargaining chip.
It was admittedly Quinton's fault; he had told Rickino to go to the arena first, since the Rising Star had some other undisclosed business to take care off that caused him to arrive late for last week's edition of COURAGE. Martino did just that, and found himself promptly hijacked by the calculating Blind Slayer.
Rickino had consoled May for seven days, telling the Canadian that what happened was absolutely not his fault. Joseph obviously took advantage of an unprecedented situation, and made the most out of it. All the power in the world to the young man. Thinks quick on his feet.
Quinton? Ever the brooding individual, still blamed himself. And coupled with every damn thing that had occured since McMillan had surprisingly come back from the dead (more or less), it was no wonder that Quinton had forsaken the 'show mercy' mindset. In May's mind, McMillan was clearly disillusioned... but Quincy kept hoping that Joseph was actually being brainwashed to do all of this.
Too bad for Quinton, he knew. He knew that Joseph was too strong-willed, and that even if the boy had been fed mistruths... it was Joseph himself who had made up his mind to go ahead on this mission of misconstrued vengeance.
"Do you really believe that, Quinton? Do you really think that Joseph isn't beyond saving? The boy's blind, yet he can still see as if he wasn't... and he's clearly embittered. To the point where he's happy to sit idly by and simply wait for chances to blindside you. And what do you do? Submit to his whims." Rickino pointed out, but without coming across as an ass. He didn't want that.
He was genuinely concerned over Quincy's state of mind. Martino knew that his friend was immensely conflicted, and that deep down, the Canadian wished that there was another option. Another course of action that could be taken. One that wouldn't have either himself or Joseph battered and bruised.
May? He ran his right hand through his head of hair and fought the urge to cry. "There's nothing else I can do, Rickino. You have seen first-hand what Joseph has done ever since he came back. You know how close he was to me; Joseph probably knows me better than anyone else. Thing is, I have no clue what to expect from him. I do know that he will have some of my moves, since I trained him.
Other than that? I have no clue. This deal... is a lose-lose situation. Either he does what he says he's going to do, or I beat the living crap out of him & hope that he realises this isn't how it should go. Even then, I don't know if his quest for my blood will end after tonight. And I suspect it won't.
Like I said, Rickino. This is the toughest decision I've ever had to made. But I've decided. It HAS to happen. If it means that I have a chance to save Joseph...
... then I'm willing to take it. Whatever the consequences may be."
Annnd there you go. Quinton wasn't going into this showdown with his disciple with the aim of destroying Joseph McMillan. The Canadian Gladiator was going to try and rescue the boy he had grown to love like his son from the clutches of whoever was controlling him. Rickino nodded his head, understanding.
Quinton May sighed one last time, before turning on his heels and leaving the room. It was time, in his own words, to dance the dance. No matter what, Quincy assured himself that everything that would transpire in the match... would be to help save Joseph.
It was one hell of a long shot, May thought. But, there was no other way out.
Your
Gruesome End.
"This
is the night I have been waiting for."
Whaddaya
know? We're in the boiler-room of the arena. And you know what THAT
means. Joseph McMillan, ladies and gentlemen. Formely known as 006.392
and once upon a time, was a young upstart slowly developing into a
gritty competitor. Whilst fighting alongside the hottest thing in ACW
at the time -- Quinton's Army.
Pacing
around a chair in the middle of the room, Joseph continued on with his
pre-match banter (with himself). "For many months, as I lay in a
hospital bed and confronted the fact that I could no longer see actual
colour, I wondered when would be the day I'd be able to exact my
deserved vengeance. I had my life taken away from me.
I've
said it before. This isn't the life I envisioned myself leading. Now,
though, aside from my unique sense of sight using the matter that
created each and every one of us, imagining things is the only
salvation I have. The only outlet I have available to conjure up how
sweet my revenge will be, once I fulfil the neccessary preparatory
steps. Tonight, the preparation climaxes."
Unfortunately
for Joseph, something horrid happened. The war between the British
Army (headed by the incomporable Vincent Pembridge) and Quinton's Army
ended in bloodshed. Let's just say, baby go KA-BOOM, and lives were
lost. Quinton was the only one who survived without any immediate
side-effects.
Joseph?
He lost his eyes in the explosion, and was plunged into a comatose
state for a while. Upon waking up, McMillan came to find out about how
he would never be able to see again. And for someone of that tender
age, without any family or friends, you can discern how difficult it
was for Joseph to come to terms with what had happened.
"Tonight,
I will take a step in the right direction, and right the ultimate
wrong." Joseph resumed, as his pacing slowed down by quite a bit;
it was more methodical now. "I, the Blind Slayer, will fulfil my
true destiny. A man who has taught me so much in so many different
aspects has turned out to be the miscreant I must expel.
He
thinks I am following the orders of a higher power. He is only
partially correct; this higher power does have a vested interest in
him, yes. But this... this is purely MY cause to fight. I am the one
who has suffered. I am the innocent victim. I am the one who has been
wronged.
I am
the one who has been denied the chance to live a normal life.
I am
the one stuck in limbo... neither here or there, and with nothing to
look forward to. No family. No friends -- save for those who are
aiding me in my cause. No prospects in life, except this spectacle
loosely termed as... wrestling. BAH!
This
isn't how I expected MY life to turn out. But it has. And now, I have
no other option. Except to make the best of it, and take advantage of
the fact that I have insight into the mind of the man that did this to
me. I know his moves. I know how he thinks. I know what means the most
to him.
He...
knows nothing about me. He doesn't know that although tonight will be
the first night I step foot into the ACW ring for official competition
in slightly less than a year, that I have indeed been honing my skills
elsewhere. Taking on all comers, despite of my blindess. As I've said
before, I have learnt to adjust to my condition & turned it into a
blessing.
Finally,
that blessing will aid me in the culmination of what is deservedly
mine. Vengeance. Quinton May... for many a month, I fought by your
side simply because you handpicked me to be a part of your mission. No
more do I fight your cause.
...
Tonight, you shall meet your gruesome end."
Having
stopped pacing around the chair, Joseph McMillan lowered his head and
took a deep breath in. What lay ahead was the single most important
event in his life. His quest for Quinton's head? Oh, it was consuming
every fibre of his being. And he was definitely on edge.
Within
a blink of an eye, McMillan raised his foot and obliterated the poor
chair that he was standing in front of. Pieces of the steel crumbled
onto the floor, and Joseph turned, making his way toward the door. It
was go-time, people. Joseph was mere seconds away from stepping into
the ring against his former mentor and father-figure.
And
as he hastily exited the boiler-room, it appeared he would not be
alone for this fight. For there was Fejona Min, waiting for Joseph.
Exchanging knowing looks (Fejona was used to the pupil-less eyes of 'Seph),
the twosome hurried down the hallway, more than ready to wage war
against the one man they swore they would eradicate from the face of
this planet.
This
is going to be a fight to the finish, folks. Be prepared for... a lot
of mayhem.
Gods
Of The Tag Team World
“BITE
ON THESE NUTZ!!”
The
back door to the arena, swung open as Donavon popped out with his
newly won title in one hand, and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the
other. Trevor followed with his title, and a cigarette and a have
polished off bottle of Jack Daniels.
Typical
Normans, drunk as usually.
“Fall
Of Adam no problem, and Splink No Problem.”
Trevor
mumbled out in drunkenness, as Ashley was the last to exit the arena.
Trevor and Donavon stumbled in the parking lot, shouting out in
happiness.
Many
people probably couldn’t believe, that theNormans could defeat a
team like Splink, but they had, and there journey to greatness had
just begun, they were the New ACW Tag Team Champion, and today was the
beginning of a New Era for them, which meant total drunkenness was
about to happen.
“You
know Ashley, what we need is…is…you as our manager.”
Donavon
stutter a bit, as he fell into the car.
“Yeah.”
Trevor
got into the car next.
Ashley
didn’t say a word, as she jumped in Driver, as the though was on her
mind, but right know, she just need to get theNormans away from the
arena.
As
the car started to move, Donavon rolled down his window, and chucked
the Jack Daniel Bottle back at the arena.
“We
showed you Jacksonville!”
The
car left the parking lot as Trevor said his Farwell.
“Remember
The Gods Of The Tag Team World, for we are on the rise to stardom!”
 
ACW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
STEEL CAGE
Quinton May Vs. Joseph McMillan
 
There
are many an event in life that completely alter the course of
existence.
For
two men, one example would be the formation of a brotherhood that
would see the men involved carry forward that bond into a totally
unimaginable realm, and the subsequent recruitment of fresh blood. In
simpler terms and to put it all into context; Quinton's Army, and the
first actual recruitment drive.
-----
Courage
- March 09 2003
In
any case, everybody who were taking the chance to visit the toilet
were giving QA weird glares. Probably thought Quincy and El Janitors
were desperate perverts who really needed BJs.
Then,
as one particular kid came out of a toilet, wearing a 'I NEED A BJ'
t-shirt, Quinton's eyes gleamed... and he promptly stopped the kid in
his tracks. Morris and Howard quickly dropped to their knees, opening
their mouths, ready to perform. Frowning, the QA dictator told his men
not to consider giving the kid a BJ.
"Kid,
what's your name?!" Quinton demanded.
"J-J-Joseph..."
the fifteen year old started to stammer, before May held his left hand
up in the air, to interrupt. "PERFECT!"
Morris
& Howard looked at each other, confused, while Joseph the fifteen
year old kid began to piss his pants, despite having JUST come out of
the toilet; this whole situation was scaring the bejesus out of him.
"J-J-Joseph,
your name is now 006.392 and you're the latest member of QUINTON'S
ARMY! YAY! CLAP, YOU GOONS!"
And
as requested, El Janitors began clapping, while Joe stood there,
utterly confused. Not seeing a reaction from his latest member,
Quinton slapped 006.392 and knocked him out in the process.
He
had said that he'd recruit a new member. And hell, he did it.
-----
A day
which will live in infamy, that. For Joseph, at least. What happened
from then on? Too much to really go into detail, but then again, too
much to ignore. Looking back, those early days of 2003 were simpler
times. Disregarding the main players in ACW, of course. Lest we
forget, Ethan Winters ending up dead later that same month. And, oh,
the arrival of one British Degenerate to turn the whole company on its
head?
Yes,
that last one actually has some linkage to the relationship between
Quinton May, and young Joseph McMillan. Let's review, shall we?
Quinton forms QA with Morris and Howard. Quinton recruits Joseph and
the codename 006.392 is awarded to the young man, who is essentially
taken away from his family. QA begins to garner worldwide adulation,
while beginning a war with Vincent Pembridge and his gang.
During
which, McMillan's parents -- concerned motherfuckers -- sue Quinton
for kidnapping. Smart move, yes? Somehow, during the trial (which
almost had an interim QA member, Ron Williams, being the accused
because of tomfoolery of Quinton's part), it was revealed that
Joseph's parents were horrible people who were thinking of off-ing
their son anyways. Bizarre, innit?
Quinton
ended up becoming McMillan's legal guardian, aaand, QA rolled on.
During the course of the next couple of months, Joseph ended up being
a project of Quinton while being alienated from the real world; Joseph
was living the life of 006.392 and that meant indulging in wacky
missions. From learning the value of defeat to beating up Quinton as
per the latter's orders (a lesson to be learnt!)... to Joseph going
toe-to-toe with Pembridge himself.
Joseph,
of course, lost. But Quinton picked up the slack after that, fighting
the good fight. And Joseph watched as the Canadian triumphed over
ultimate evil. In the months to follow? QA continued to endure trials
and tribulations, always managing to pull through in the end. But in
late November of 2003, Vincent Pembridge's sacrifice overwhelmed his
other shocking deed of the year, which was having a part to play in
Bobby Knickerson's death (another QA member).
In a
brawl between QA and the British Army, Vincent lured everyone that
mattered into the perfect position, and detonated a bomb. The result?
The entire British Army was destroyed and Pembridge himself nearly
died, going into a coma. Ditto for Morris and Howard and... yes,
Joseph.
The
only one to make it out of there without any long-term setbacks or
injuries? Quinton May. Surprising? Sure... but the trauma and the
guilt lived on.
Joseph
woke up from his coma a few weeks later, more or less lucky to be
alive. Problem? His sense of sight had been obliterated. He couldn't
see anything but the darkness, and it didn't take long for the
bitterness to set in. Joseph's normal life had been taken away in
exchange for fighting the good fight alongside Quinton May. In the
end, all it did was to render Joseph blind.
Little
did 'Seph know that at the time, there was someone waiting in the
shadows, ready to show Joseph the way and unleash him on a little
mission of vengeance. Once Joseph was allowed to leave the hospital,
and since Quinton was too busy putting his life back together (his
life meaning the one and only thing he could do -- wrestling), the
young man was checked out by a certain RN. RN proceeded to train
Joseph and nurse him back to health.
In
the process, RN also assisted Joseph in seeing, despite not being
physically possible to do so. A little thing called the art of Nanjin,
which enabled McMillan to reach a level of enlightenment, coupled with
the understanding of the atmospheric laws governing this planet...
meant that Joseph could visualise without being able to properly see.
Nifty little trick, innit? No colours, but hey, the darkness that he
had to accustomed to? It was now... all glaringly white.
And
tonight, it culminates. After having gone through a kidnapping and a
clone situation, Quinton May has found out that a certain Fejona Min
-- whom he once thought was someone he could trust -- was involved
with some higher power. And that higher power eventually threw another
shocker Quinton's way. That shocker, as you know, is Joseph McMillan
himself. Thing is, Joseph insists that this revenge deal?
He
isn't doing it for anybody's sake, but himself. And Joseph doesn't
know this, but Quinton has agreed to 'Seph's challenge of a standoff
so that the Canadian stood a chance of rescuing the blind boy from the
evil clutches of whoever brainwashed him. In McMillan's mind, he has
gotten Quinton to a point where the Rising Star can no longer come to
terms with all the sneaky surprises coming out from every nook and
cranny.
That's
why we have the Steel Cage tonight. Oh, yes, Television Title on the
line. It doesn't matter much, in the grand scheme of it all. It's
student versus teacher tonight. Father versus son, in a way. Friend
versus friend, in another way.
Bottomline?
Nobody would win. It was lose-lose... but damn, it was going to be a
masterful fight nonetheless.
*
DING DING DING *
"The
following match, is a STEEL CAGE MATCH, for the ACW Television
Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. He is the Blind
Slayer. He boasts a record of 12 wins, 2 draws, and 1 single defeat in
MALBORO PRO WRESTLING. Officially making his return to the ACW ring...
and this time, not bounded by any faction. Ladies and gentlemen,
accompanied by FEJONA MIN...
...
JOSEPPPPPH MCMILLLAAAAAANN."
Well.
SO much for Joseph and Fejona claiming that their association ended
when Joseph returned at the KOA PPV to screw Quincy out of glory, eh?
Now we know. In any case, the blinding white lights were cued up,
piercing the eyes of every single soul prior to the chime of the bell.
Then, the stylings of "Kashmir" by Led
Zeppelin.
The
Blind Slayer himself. Winless in all of his previous ACW matches,
under the tutelage of Quincy Mama, Joseph was finally going to
compete. Laguna had denied the young man to take part in matches the
previous weeks, due to not really knowing what to make of the whole
Joseph/Quinton situation. But then came the challenge, and Quinton's
plea to Laguna to make it happen, since it had to.
And
this was the result. As the Steel Cage lowered from the rafters,
Joseph McMillan brushed past the curtains, decked out in his white
trenchcoat and white pants. His sledgehammer that he used to be sport
around? 'Seph didn't have it with him tonight, but he sure as hell had
Fejona Min following close behind. My oh my, look at that smug grin on
her mug.
How
about Joseph's record, though, in the other promotion that he had
worked for only since early July? Pretty damn impressive, eh?
Everything about McMillan appeared to be impressive. Even his steely
and focused walk down to the steel-engulfed ring. The young man was in
the zone.
Which,
if you didn't know, is a very exclusive place to be. Joseph and Fejona
reached the ring in record time, amid the cascading waves of jeers
that were hovering above their heads like locusts. With one last look
at each other, Fejona nodded, and Joseph entered the ring via the door
of the cage, guarded by referee Pablo Rogers.
As
Joseph walked over to a corner of the ring, surveying the steel
structure surrounding him, he knew that this match would only mean
trouble for him and his opponent. And hey, guess what? Trouble was
ready to rear its Canadian head. Zuh?
"There's
gonna be a lot of trouble. And I say, BRING IT ON!"
Ahhhh.
Now you know. Good for you. Anyways, the fans cheered with a deafening
eruption at the sound-byte from Angel Season 2, before "Make
A Move" by Lostprophets began blaring over the
speakers. 17 seconds into the song, the lights in the arena were cut.
Now,
excitement gripped every single person in the stands, as they counted
down to the second where they'd be able to witness the Rising Star of
ACW and their Television Champeen appearing before their very eyes. 32
seconds into the song, red and white pyrotechnics lit up the arena.
KA
- BOOOOM!
There
he was. Live in freaking colour, and ready to fight the good fight.
Quinton May stepped from behind the curtains, his title belt wrapped
around his waist. With fiery eyes and clenched fists, Quincy made his
way down to the ring, almost overawed by the Steel Cage that awaited
him.
Quinton
-- decked out simply in a pair of black jeans and black boots -- had
not been involved in a Steel Cage match since April of 2003, in the
climax of his battle with 108192. Tonight? So much more was at stake.
Inside
the ring, Joseph removed himself from his trenchcoat, and flung it
over the cage. Wow, dude has incredible strength, eh? Dude also has a
lot of hatred for Quinton, that much was already evident. From the
second Quincy appeared, 'Seph was unable to take his eyes off of
Quinton.
The
Canadian Gladiator, as he reached the ring and walked over to the cage
door, glared at Fejona Min who quickly proceeded to move as far away
as possible from Quinton. With a smirk, Quinton tossed his title to
Rogers and climbed in. Pablo duly closed the door, and walked over to
the timekeeper's table.
This
was it. Ground zero, baby. All the talk and hype had built up to this
moment. Quinton and Joseph, stationed in opposite corners of the ring,
looked at each other. One man had been waiting for this opportunity
for many months, and the other was waiting for an intervention.
Quinton didn't want to do this, deep down inside, but had to act like
he did.
All
so that he could, somehow, save Joseph. McMillan didn't know this, as
stated before. But there was one thing he did know, and was sure of;
it was time.
"FIGHTTTTTTT!"
Yeah.
It was on like Donkey Kong's grandmother now, bitches.
The
two men, so familiar with each other on the account of May having
trained Joseph and the former being the latter's legal guardian and
all, didn't stop their fixated stare at each other. Not even when they
began to tread cautiously toward each other, the fans going absolutely
apeshit at the tension that was building up.
Just
when it appeared that the Blind Slayer and the Canadian Gladiator,
mere inches away from each other by this time, were about to lock
up... Joseph spit at Quinton and lunged halfway across the ring, going
for the door!
Y'know,
since escape is possible by exiting through the door OR climbing over
and out of the cage. Smart move by McMillan, but Quinton recovered
quickly and gave chase. Luckily for Quincy, he was able to catch
Joseph by the legs, right when Joseph's upper-body was practically
through the door!
Fejona
watched on, silently hoping that McMillan would be able to pull away
from Quinton and crawl out of the cage, thereby winning the match in
under one minute. Yeah, RIGHT, that's going to happen.
Knowing
that Quinton was not going to let go of his legs, Joseph twisted his
body around and started firing away with clubbing forearms to the side
of Quinton's head. Amazing feat, if you consider that the man is
BLIND. But, hey, the studying of the Nanjin -- awesome equaliser. So
was the Rising Star finally dragging Joseph away from the door, and to
the middle of the ring much to the relief of the fans.
Following
which, the Canadian Gladiator was able to lift up his former protege,
and after a little bit of adjustment, drove him down to the mat in a
release powerbomb! Oh yeah, the fans loved that one. Joseph? Not so
much, but you couldn't tell with him writhing on the canvas, cursing
like a freshly-deflowered nun.
So
much for 'preparing for this night for a very long time', eh? Joseph
wasn't looking so tough now, and this was just after one release
powerbomb. Quinton kept his cool, though, taking a moment to glance at
the tight-lipped Fejona on the outside... wary of her influence.
Turning
his attention back to Joseph, Quinton waited for the Blind Slayer to
return to his feet, and Joseph did just that, suddenly shaking off any
discomfort from the release powerbomb. May didn't wait for Joseph to
turn around to face him, though; the Canadian grabbed McMillan by the
shoulder in hopes of spinning him around. McMillan retaliated with a
sharp reverse elbow smash to the face, though, and followed up with a
spinning roundhouse kick to the ribs of May.
Classy
and sleek, all rolled in one. Quincy Mama was doubled over, and the
Blind Slayer wasn't looking as if his blindness was hindering him too
much in the ring. Shooting himself into the ropes, Joseph McMillan
raised his right arm in the air, presumably to connect with a bionic
elbow or something.
Too
bad we would never know, for May exploded from his doubled over
position, and clotheslined the ever living snot out of McMillan!
Joseph's spine bounced off the canvas like a basketball would bounce
off a court, and the fans went all 'YAY' and shit. McMillan? Oh, he
retained his composure and quickly pulled himself up, immediately
finding Quinton waiting for him.
What
did the Canadian do? Why, he let fly with a standing roundhouse kick,
silly. Joseph was able to evade it by bridging backwards,
Matrix-style. Shades of Quinton himself there. May frowned as he went
through the whole 360-spin, realising that Joseph really was a carbon
copy of him in terms of in-ring mindset. This was further documented
when 'Seph -- still bridging backwards and without placing his hands
down onto the canvas to balance himself -- did something really
special.
Okay,
maybe not. It was just an outside crescent kick to the side of May's
face, almost beheading our beloved (ahem) Television Champion. While
the latter staggered back, Joseph McMillan leaned forward, retaining a
vertical balance... smiling just a wee bit at the jeers raining down
on him. Fejona shouted something intelligible (Cambodian?) at that
juncture, causing Joseph to shoot himself into the ropes.
As he
came off the ropes, the Blind Slayer struck with a spinning backfist
to May's ribs. Before Quinton could even double over, Joseph followed
up with a palm heel strike to the face, knocking Quincy into the ropes
(and thereby, the cage wall!). The Castaway stumbled back into harm's
way, & duly felt the wrath of Joseph's second spinning backfist --
FUCK THAT!
Quinton
caught Joseph's hand as it was barrelling towards his face at top
speed, and after a little twist & yank, had McMillan trapped in an
armbar... en route to a crossface submission! YAY! Alas, Joseph stood
his ground, and despite being a relative lighweight, stood his ground
pretty damn well. Quincy tried exerting more pressure, but got rammed
in the ribs by Joseph's knee for his troubles.
Staggering
back, the Canadian suddenly found himself being lifted up by the young
McMillan. Tilt-a-whirl? Indeed, but 'Seph let Quinton flow through the
whirl, scoring with another knee-lift to the ribs of his former
Dictator once the latter landed on his feet. With Quincy Mama more or
less stunned, Joseph McMillan executed a front-face russian leg-sweep,
with immense authority and still operating smootly despite his pupils
being all white!
Pulling
out the big guns early on, eh? McMillan was probably thinking that if
he could beat the M15 Survivor early on in this match, the humiliation
would be much greater. Hence, the Blind Slayer racing to one of the
four walls of the cage, and climbing to the top. With a little
difficulty, Joseph's blindness actually proving to be a hinderance for
the first time.
But
Joseph finally did aclimatised to the structure of the meshing of the
cage, and swiftly made his way up the cage. Thing was, as he was just
reaching the top, Quinton May had stirred back to life... much to the
joy of the fans and the disdain of Fejona Min, viewing all the action
unfold as a seeming impartial observer.
In
the ring, the Blind Slayer had his hands on the top of the cage,
looking like he was a couple of seconds away from climbing over from
the inside to the outside. Quinton, though, was giving chase and was
doing so at top speed... and eventually caught McMillan by the
waistband of his pants. Joseph turned his head to the side, as if he
really could see plainly that Quincy was gaining ground on him.
"You
aren't going anywhere, 'Seph!" Quincy stated matter-of-factly,
prior to using the ropes to catch up with McMillan.
With
a smirk, the Canadian rammed the inside of his forearm into the side
of McMillan's head, halting the latter in his tracks. Quinton followed
up by tugging on Joseph's hair and pulling the head backwards, a
prelude to smashing the face of Joseph into the cage.
Needless
to say, Joseph was supremely rattled. And that was only the icing on
the cake for Quinton, who then wrapped his hand around McMillan's
throat, and.... CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE (okay, close to
it!) AND DOWN TO THE MAT!
Quinton
wasn't the only one who was going to take chances early on, eh? Taking
advantage of their proximity to the top of the cage and the fact that
Joseph was in the same weight-class as him, May pulled off the one
move he probably wouldn't try to execute normally. The result?
Welll,
the 'HOLY SHIT! chants were starting up, albeit faintly. And
how was 'Seph?
Plastered
to the canvas, not having moved an inch at all. Would YOU be able to
move if you just took a trip to Canvas Funland the way Joseph did,
hmmm? Anywho, Quinton -- who had also been rolling about on the canvas
-- finally and quickly climbed to his feet, opting to pull McMillan
up. Joseph immediately tried to retaliate with a cross hook from out
of blinside, but the Castaway saw it coming, and parried it.
Following
which, May knocked Joseph senseless with a stiff swinging double
axe-handle smash to the face. McMillan actually did try to evade it by
sidestepping, but was too slow to draw... and found himself stumbling
back. Taking a quick glance at Fejona, Quinton then took control of
Joseph's arm and whipped him harshly into one of the corner
turnbuckles.
Invokation
of whiplash effect? You've got it, brutha. Joseph danced out of the
corner with his back arched and also, with no clue whatsoever as to
what was going to happen. Quincy Mama helped him out in that aspect,
lowering his body and taking McMillan up and over with a back body
drop. Simple, yet oh-so-effective, ay?
So,
why weren't the crowd pleased? Let's just say, the disciple learned a
HECK of a lot from his teacher, and Joseph landed on his feet. With a
cooky grin on his face, McMillan swung his right elbow backwards,
catching Quinton squarely in the face as the latter turned around,
expecting 'Seph to be sprawled out on the canvas. With the momentum
back in his favour after that quasi-chokeslam from the top of the
cage, the Blind Slayer went to work.
Not
literally, of course, because he was already technically at work. Ah -
ha? Uhm, yeah. So, anyways, Joseph shot himself into the ropes,
bouncing off of 'em with a strategy already mapped out in his head.
Quinton surely didn't bargain for a spinning inside crescent kick to
knock him down to the canvas, but that's exactly what McMillan pulled
out of his hat.
Fans?
Didn't like it. Fejona? Still feeding encouragement to 'Seph in some
foreign language. Joseph was immensely composed, though, as he pulled
Quinton up and actually HEADBUTTED the Canadian in the nose, prior to
taking him back down to the mat in a over-the-shoulder armdrag.
The
Television Champion cringed as his spine got friendly with the canvas,
but to his credit, Quinton quickly scrambled to his feet. Not that it
would matter, for Joseph ran towards the ropes, spectacularly
springboarded off the cage wall, and clocked Quincy Mama with a
flying clubbing overhand forearm! Now, even if the hostile crowd
didn't like Joseph McMillan, they sure as hell respected whatever the
holy heck just transpired.
Kipping
to his feet and looking a lot like some mythical warrior, the
sightless Joseph McMillan stalked towards the grounded Quinton May,
who -- for the first time in a very long time -- was looking
completely out of place and out of his element. Joseph continued to
show no emotion, on the other hand, instead opting to drag Quincy up
to his feet and apply a full nelson, from behind (duh!).
Quinton
had a feeling that Joseph was going to try and rip off the URBANE
REPEALMENT, so the Canadian Gladiator hooked his right leg with
Joseph's right, and stood his ground. This prevented Joseph from being
able to lift Quincy off the canvas, and for a couple of seconds,
McMillan couldn't figure out why.
That's
where Fejona chimed in with her breaking play-by-play. Quinton heard
this and quickly reacted, driving the sole of his left boot into the
shin of Joseph's left leg. Momentarily stunned, Joseph then had to
deal with Quinton taking a few steps forward and springboarding off
the cage wall! OOOOHs and AHHHHs resonated off the pillars of the
area, watching the master of improv doing what he did best. Once it
was said and done, Quinton landed behind Joseph.
With
their arms still interlocked, if you could believe it. Joseph
couldn't. Quinton? Not so much, but he had no time to debate over how
he did what he did. Swiftly and deliberately, Quintond drove his knee
into Joseph's spine, before slapping on a rear facelock? Reverse DDT?
Perhaps. May had other ideas.
He
lifted the Blind Slayer up as if he was going for a slightly lifted
reverse DDT, but at the last second, stuck his left knee out and drove
Joseph's spine onto that same knee! Snap, crackle, pop. That bloody
had to hurt, and judging by the look on Joseph's face as he staggered
away from the resurgent Quincy Mama, it definitely tickled more than
just a bit.
Quinton,
backpedalling just a bit, dropped down to one knee. So obviously
measuring up his former student and the boy he treated like his own
flesh and blood. All of that was thrown out the window tonight,
though, just like Quincy threw himself at Joseph once the latter
turned around. Can you say, spear takedown? You can? GOOD FOR YOU, YA
DUMB DUTCH GIGOLO! HAHA!
...
Ahem. Sorry about that. Bottomline? Joseph was out on the canvas, his
slightly smallish frame having been decimated by that calculated
spear. Quinton wasn't about to stop there, though, and took control of
the Blind Slayer's legs. What for, you ask? Why, to catapault Joseph
up and over, directly into the corner turnbuckle, young Padawan.
And
when Quinton rolled to his feet, with Joseph already stumbling back
toward him after having gotten his face acquianted with the corner
turnbuckle, there was really only one damn thing to do. Not sure what
that was? Let me spell it out for you, then; kick to the ribs, shoving
of the head between his legs, double underhook of the arms. Oh, ho,
YES. This was it!
HIDEAWAY,
motherfuckers! Rejoice, one and all!
"QUINCY
MAMA!"
"QUINCY MAMA!"
"QUINCY MAMA!"
That
was it, bruthas and sistas. Joseph McMillan's resistance and his quest
for vengeance? Done and dusted. Quinton May wiped the sweat off his
forehead, with some of the fans still in disbelief over how quickly it
had taken for May to practically wrap this baby up. As the Canadian
Gladiator crawled towards the door of the cage, intending to settle it
once and for all, there would be a twist.
That
twist came in the form of a lovely young Cambodian. Yeah, Fejona. She
was at wits end now, and knew she had to react smartly here. Distract
Quinton long enough, so that Joseph could recover.
"So,
is that the way it is, Quinton?" Fejona remarked as she shoved
referee Pablo Rogers (he was guarding the door) out of the way.
"After weeks of talk, you're just going to leave him laying
there, beaten but not completely trounced? You think Joseph's not
going to come hunting for you again, eh?"
Quincy
had no desire to listen to this dribble. So, he responded acutely.
"Fuck off, cunt."
"Ooooh,
that's new, Quinton. But you know it as well as I do! Joseph is going
to keep coming for you until you're shredded fish food. This one
setback will not drag him down! It will only make him stronger, and
fuel his confidence, not to mention his bloodlust. Go back in there
and finish him off, if you've really got what it takes!" the
Cambodian Femme fired back.
And,
y'know, the damndest thing happened. May stopped. The fans JEERED at
this. Quinton already had half of his body out of the cage, when he
suddenly stopped moving. Fejona closed her eyes and breathed a sigh of
relief, while Quinton -- as disgusted as he was with this revelation
-- begrudgingly draged himself back into the ring.
Oh,
and might I add? Joseph had stirred back to life, and was already
struggling to his feet. The crowd continued to hurl abuse at Fejona
and question the decision of the Castaway, what with victory almost
assured just a few seconds ago. May, though, concurred with Fejona
Min.
Joseph
McMillan had to be absolutely trounced and put down for the count, for
him to realise that this was a cause not worth fighting for. And as
such, there was more work at hand. Possibly the reason why Quinton May
suddenly charged at Joseph (from behind) and applied a cobra-clutch
submission, hmm? Oh, wait. COBRA CLUTCH~! WHOOO.
You
better believe the fans loved the throwback to the golden ages, and
what made it better was that Quinton had the hold cinched in perfectly
and tightly. Nonetheless, Joseph McMillan -- arms flailing about and
all -- still had enough in him to stagger back and drive Quinton into
the cage wall! Still, though, May kept the hold locked in, desperate
to lay 'Seph out.
Since,
you know, if Joseph was unconscious, Quinton could leave the cage
relatively unopposed. There was somebody who hated that plan, and yes,
that somebody was the new Scorpion Fighting Champeen herself. Once
again, it appeared as if Fejona had a back-up plan, and she was going
to implement it.
How?
Jesus, you lot are inquisitive bastards, aren't you? She climbed the
outside of the cage just a tad bit, and with supreme force, smacked
her newly-attained title belt into the cage. Right where Quinton's
head was, having been pinned to the cage wall by McMillan. Steel and
steel against flesh? Never a good thing, and May hollered out in
agony.
The
force of Fejona's innovative interference, which she was being
admonished for by Pablo Rogers, caused Quinton and Joseph to stumble
away from the cage wall. McMillan, while quickly fading since the
cobra clutch had been locked in for almost a whole minute now, had the
presence of mind to lash out with a mule kick. The Canadian's crown
jewels? Out of service for the moment, ahem.
"BOOOOOOOOO!"
went the usually blood-thristy fans. Indecisive assholes.
But
yes, Joseph followed THAT up with a front-face neckbreaker, saving
himself from passing out. Didn't stop him from crumbling down to the
mat, panting like a sick puppy. A lot had been taken out of the young
boy as a result of that cobra clutch, but Quinton himself was sprawled
out on the canvas, a little worse for wear.
Fejona,
meanwhile, backed away from referee Pablo Rogers, silently urging
Joseph to get back up amid the fans screaming obscenities at her.
Lovely role models for our kids, aren't they? Awww. Anywho, both
McMillan and Quinton did finally rouse out of their mini-slumbers,
this match having taken quite a bit out of both men already. Not that
it showed, when they spun around and came face-to-face.
Immediately,
a slugfest erupted. Quinton threw the first punch but Joseph fired
back quickly. Joseph, Quinton... Joseph, Quinton. OH, it was gripping
shiznit. The kind you'd only see in porno flicks, if that makes any
sense at all.
So,
yes, the slugfest continued, until Joseph blocked one of May's punches
and thumbed him in the eye. Oh, the irony; blind man who can still
somehow see poking another man with perfect vision in the right eye.
Think of the ratings. Quincy's momentum had been halted, and Joseph
was going ballistic with the punches as a result, now and then
alternating with two kicks to the ribs.
In
short? Quincy Mama had become a punching back over the last thirty
seconds. WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. McMillan refused to let up, until he got
bored (and his own hand hurt from busting a cap in Quinton's bitch
face). So, he took control of the Canadian's left arm and wringed it
tightly, prior to whipping Quinton into one of the corner turnbuckles.
REVERSAL!
Yes, at the last second, Quinton sent Joseph flying face-first into
the turnbuckle. The Blind Slayer sure as hell didn't see that coming
(ha!), and when he turned around? Quinton May lunged at him, taking
his former disciple down with his patented high-leg clothesline!
Yeah, apeshit would be the word to describe the reaction. Joseph
scrambled back to his feet, his pupil-less eyes widening in rage.
Would
THAT help? Not really, for Quinton expertly rolled to his feet and
took the charging 'Seph down with an armdrag. And, hey, a redux never
hurt, right? Indeed. How about a hiptoss?
Classic
routine by Quincy here, except for when a bamboozled Joseph McMillan
landed on his feet from the hiptoss. Short-range retaliation
clothesline by Joseph followed, but it did not find its mark, for
Quincy ducked underneath it and trapped 'Seph in a rear waistlock.
Uh
oh. Uh oh. You know what this is. CANADIAN SUPLEX! McMillan's body
bounced off the canvas, having been thrown up and over like a useless
ragdoll. Quinton May didn't cease the assault there; CANADIAN SUPLEX,
PART DEUX!
The
look on Joseph's face? It sorta said 'help me'. But there was nobody
to help him, for May completed the hattrick of German/Canadian
suplexes in fashionable style.
And
by that, I mean Joseph was laid out on the canvas, seemingly having
been laid to rest. Quinton struggled to his feet, & raised his
right arm in the air for his adoring fans. It was pretty damn certain
now; May was close to clinching the win.
With
that in mind, the Castaway raced to a corner of the ring and used the
turnbuckle structure to help him climb up the cage in record time. On
the outside, Fejona panicked again... until Joseph sat up, all
zombie-like and shit. There was no way the Blind Slayer was going to
let Quincy win just like that.
Rising
to his feet, Joseph's speediness came into play here, and he too raced
over to the turnbuckle, using it to try and play catch up. By this
time, Quinton had just managed to get both his legs over, and was
beginning his descent down the cage. Too bad about Joseph *just*
catching him by his locks, though, eh?
Utilising
every bit of strength in his body and his bones, Joseph dragged the
furious Quinton May back inside the cage, while the Blind Slayer
himself ascended to the very top of the cage. Precarious position to
be, especially for two lightweights. Heck, it was a dangerous place to
be hanging out at for anybody, period. Exclaimation point, bolded,
yadda.
Joseph
knew that the implications of hovering at the top of the cage were
life-threatening. Both for him and Quinton. This was the deciding
factor in McMillan wrapped May's head under his arm, and with a mighty
heave, Joseph took the Canadian Gladiator for a ride, all the way down
to HELL.
"HOLY
SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
BRAINBUSTER.
OFF. THE. TOP. OF. THE. CAGE. DOWN. TO. THE. MAT.
Tell
me, have you ever seen brain matter splattered on the canvas? No? You
people came very close to witnessing that tonight. In the middle of
the ring, Quinton May lay dead, all his immediate friends already
mourning the loss. Quinton was a great man. Really.
Joseph?
The blind motherfucker simply smiled, despite his body going into
minor spasms from that display of daredevil-ness. It did not deter the
young'n from setting his sights (again, tongue-in-cheek!) on the door
of the cage. There was no way he could climb all the way up the cage
again.
Exiting
through the door would be the best next option. And McMillan decided
to go for it, slowly crawling on his hands and knees. Fejona Min,
having been one of those muttering 'HOLY BATSHIT' after the
brainbuster from the top of the cage, was now in full urging mode.
"Faster, Joseph! You're almost there! Vengeance is yours!"
So
was the Television Title. But hey, in his reign, Quinton has never
once given up. Never EVER. Not against Vincent Pembridge, not against
Keegan, not against Phil Atken, not against Chris Messiah. I'm not
talking about giving up in tapping out, because... yeah, he did that
at the REVIVAL PPV. I'm talking about May never going gently into the
night.
Why
did I just say all of that? Simple. The Canadian Gladiator was
stirring, and rolled to his side, growling as he saw McMillan close to
victory. As a matter of fact, the Blind Slayer had his head sticking
out of the cage already, yo. Nyah.
With
every iota of desperation slowly building up inside of him, Quinton
made like the Road Runner and gave chase to McMillan. His entire body
ached from the brainbuster off the top of the cage, but the Canadian
wasn't about to give his title up without a fight. Of course, this
match wasn't just about the title.
If
you don't know what it's really about, then fuck off now. I dedicated
a large chunk of the intro to explaining the backstory to this damn
thing. Motherfucker.
Ahem.
Anywho, Joseph was almost out of the cage, his entire upper-body
hanging out of the structure. All that was left was to pull his legs
out just a bit more, and he'd drop to the ground, the winnar.
Unfortuntately for Joseph, Quincy's resilience knew no bounds, and the
Castaway *just* managed to grab the Blind Slayer's left leg.
That,
of course, impeded Joseph's progress. And the young man growled, as he
tried to shrug May off with his flailing right leg. Once again, his
blindness (if you can even call it that since the man can make out
shapes and forms due to the atmospheric nature of this planet) came
into play here, and Quinton was spared from boot-you-FACE.
Chuckling
now, primarily because Quinton had rescued himself from the jaws of
defeat, the longest-reigning Television Champion in ACW history (yeah,
I said it!) dragged Joseph away from the door of the cage and back to
the middle of the ring. Good stuff, thought the jubilant fans.
Not
with regards to the sudden swinging enziguiri kick from McMillan,
however, as the Blind Slayer propped himself up to his knees and spun
his body around. Quinton May collapsed to the canvas, his eyes rolling
into the back of his head. Owen Hart would have been proud of that
thwack-a-licious enziguiri, believe me.
After
a difficult struggle to stand up, Joseph McMillan pushed the fringe of
his whitish-blonde hair out of his eyes, although it really didn't do
anything to impair his vision, heh. It just felt irritating. But
anyways, with Quinton May once again at his mercy and in even more
trouble now, the Blind Slayer decided to open a can of whoop ass.
First,
he shot himself off the ropes and jumped down on Quinton's head in a
double-footed stomp. OUCH. That earned tons of heat from the fans, who
were now chanting 'YOU SUCK COCK! YOU SUCK COCK!'.
Of
course, they were aiming the chants at Fejona Min, who was clapping
and proclaiming Joseph as the new champ following the enziguiri. Funny
stuff.
McMillan
didn't let the antagonistic environment faze him, and proceeded to the
second phase of his plan. Which was, picking Quinton up and hurling
him head-first into the cage wall. Had it been a flimsy structure, it
would have surely been broken upon the impact of May being tossed into
it, a'la WWE's St Valentine's Day Massacre in 1999.
We
all know, though, that ACW > WWE. ACW > your mother, too. And,
> your aunt. Yeah, that's the truth, baby.
May
staggered back and dropped back down to the canvas, a laceration
having been opened up across his forehead. McMillan sniffed the air,
his sneer growing wider as the scent of blood filled his nostrils.
Thus, he picked Quinton up again and... well, WHAM! -- repeated
the hurling of Quinton May into the cage wall. If it works, why stop,
right?
Deciding
to raise the bar of savageness, Joseph peeled Quinton off the canvas
and dragged him over to the cage wall. BAM, BAM, BAM; three smashes of
the head against the steel. That was followed by McMillan actually
grating Quinton's face against the steel, causing blood to drip down
to the canvas. The cage wall itself was stained, but Joseph really
didn't give a flying fuck at this point.
BAM!
One last smash of the head against the cage, and Joseph followed up
with a sideways chop to Quinton's chest. The Castaway stumbled back a
few steps, gasping for breath. An action that only caused blood to
roll into his mouth and curdle inside. Eeew, never a good thing.
Joseph was a man possessed now.
And
he was going to possibly finish Quincy Mama off, as the Blind Slayer
shot himself into the ropes. Spinning heel kick was on the agenda as
he neared the dazed Canadian, but May ducked underneath it, somehow!
Turning around, though, Quinton found himself destroyed.
By a
jumping back-to-front bicycle kick! HOLY SHEET, indeed. Quincy has
used the move a couple of times before, in ACdub and tSC. Obviously,
Joseph picked it up from his former master... and balls, the Blind
Slayer executed it much more cleanly than Quinton ever has. By the
way, Quinton's version? Pretty damn good in its own right.
So
you KNOW that Joseph's one was astounding. So much so that May was
flat on his back, coughing violently due to the claret curdling up in
his mouth... and, oh, his face being redecorated by the bicylce kick
of doom. McMillan, looking more and more like a true warrior as the
seconds ticked by, figured he'd done enough to keep the Canadian
Gladiator down & out.
"JOSEPH
SUCKS!"
"JOSEPH SUCKS!"
"JOSEPH SUCKS!"
Yes,
judging from the chants, McMillan was dead certain that he'd finally
put away the man he claims destroyed his life. And without further
hestitation, Joseph made his way over to one of the four cage walls.
The
same one which had been stained by Quinton's blood, if you care about
the fun facts. And now without much difficulty whatsoever, Joseph
raced up the cage, determined to make it up and over to the outside in
record time. Fejona Min, Joseph's proverbial cheerleader, kept up with
the encouraging and whatnot.
Until
Quinton suddenly rolled on his back and stood to his feet, albeit
almost collapsing back down. Blood loss, you see. Nevertheless, May
retained his vertical position and admist the wave of deafening cheers
of support, Quinton started to climb the cage as well, once more
giving chase.
Joseph
turned around and saw Quinton flying up the cage, acting as if the
bicycle kick he suffered earlier on had not affected him a single bit.
It did, but the Canadian Gladiator was operating on pure adrenaline.
And we as all know, an adrenal rush can do wonderful things. It can
also cause us to rush into foolhardy decisions.
This
was one such case, as when Quinton caught up with McMillan up the top,
the Blind Slayer simply had to strike with a backhand chop to the face
of the Castaway to sent Quinton crashing down to the canvas. Truly,
that had to hurt. If you don't think so, then... well, piss off. :-)
Quincy
Mama wasn't about to let a little thing like a rough trip down to
Canvas Funland stop him. Not with the sight of Joseph now having
crossed over from the inside to the outside. Once more, Quinton acted
like he had been injected with ganja, as he hurried up the cage and
only barely managed to catch Joseph's head of hair. Whew, that was
close.
Especially
when McMillan was actually of jumping down to the ground, just so that
May wouldn't be able to stop him again. Took a second too long to make
up his mind, however, and Quinton was now pulling him back into the
inside of the cage. As that was happening, though, Joseph fired away
with stinging overhand clubs to Quincy's head.
Shot
after shot rained down on Quinton, who was hoping he would be able to
pay Joseph back for the brainbuster off the top that he suffered just
moments ago. Guess what?
No
such luck. Joseph never let up with the overhand clubbing, even if he
was teetering on his belly on the top of the cage. Quinton finally
lost his grip on Joseph's hair, and dropped down to the canvas again,
elicting severe groans of disappointment and concern from the fans.
Quincy looked as if he was just involved in a car wreck.
The
Blind Slayer was about to make it worse. Much worse. Even though he
could have easily slid down the outside of the cage now, Joseph wanted
to emphasise how much this whole battle meant to him. This, according
to Joseph, was the unwinnable war Quinton just had to come to terms
with.
With
the crowd's interest perked, Joseph McMillan balanced himself at the
top of the steel structure that engulfed the ring. Now looking like he
was some kind of madman hell bent on world destruction, Joseph looked
out at the sea of humanity, watching as every single fan were on their
feet, absolutely baffled as to what McMillan was going to do.
"You
were never there for me, Quinton. Never. Not once. You ruined my life,
you... monster." Joseph mumbled himself, almost
reassuringly-like. Back on sea-level, Fejona Min was pleading with
Joseph not to go through with this. She obviously had some clue as to
what was to come.
Soon,
everybody found out, for Joseph leapt off the top, in the fashion of a
shooting star press. Barrelling down on Quinton's vulnerable lifeform,
McMillan twisted his body to the side and stuck his elbow out....
...
effectively connecting with a shooting star press elbow drop!
"HOLY
SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
You
may not like Joseph McMillan. He may not have ever won an ACW match.
And he certainly has not proven to be the most entertaining bastard in
the history of the company.
But
what he just did? Surpasses any single thing that has ever transpired
on ACW programming. Probably not even Quinton himself would have taken
a masterful risk like that, and succeed. Sure, Joseph was pretty
motionless himself from that high-risk offensive attack that had the
fans watching on in awe and their mouths hanging wide open.
Fact
of the matter is, though, Joseph McMillan has done what he said he
would do. And that was to destroy Quinton May, physically and
mentally. With a move like that, McMillan may have KILLED Quincy
Mama... but, naw, the Canadian Gladiator was still breathing. For now,
at least.
Being
the first to recover, quite obviously, Joseph crawled over to the
ropes and used 'em to help himself up. On the outside, the Cambodian
Femme Fatale shook her head, despite having a devious smile plastered
on her face. She was simply relieved that Joseph had not crashed and
burned, and now absolutely sure that Joseph had this in the bag.
Despite
being totally shaky, the man formerly known as 006.392 started to
climb up the cage confidently, realising that he was only a matter of
second away from savouring the best moment in his scarred life. As he
was ascending to the top, however, the fans began to have hope for
Quinton. Why? He had started to stir.
How...
who... why... HOW?! Don't ask me, I'm as shocked as you are. Joseph
and Fejona had not noticed Quinton rolling to his side, despite his
mug being caked in blood, and his chest trembling independently from
the rest of his body, following the SSP elbow drop from McMillan.
Once
Joseph reached the top and swung one leg over, however, Quinton made
his move. It was tough for May to even stand up, much less breathe,
but this was his one shot to change the match. And the Canadian
Gladiator took his chances. He had to, for if he failed, Joseph would
go on to claim a glorious victory in a phenomenal match.
So,
Quincy jumped to his feet and leapt up to grab McMillan's other leg,
with the help of the ropes. With one simple tug, Quincy pulled Joseph
down the cage... an action that resulted in the Blind Slayer being
straddled on the top rope! Ooooh, never a good thing for the guys.
May
himself dropped back down to the canvas, his last-ditch attempt having
barely succeeded. Of course, he couldn't have expected luck to play in
his favour once more, but it did. Sliding off the top rope, Joseph's
head hit the canvas, and his left leg got trapped in between the
ropes, which somehow got intertwined with each other.
What
did that mean? Oh, nothing at all.
Except...
well, the fans roared with jubilation and anticipation. And, the mask
of horror crept onto Fejona's face as she realised that due to one
small action from Quincy Mama, Joseph was about to lose the chance at
ultimate vengeance.
Especially
when Quinton came to basically the same conclusion, and dragged
himself halfway across the ring, aiming to exit the cage via the door.
The thousands of fans that packed the arena were vehemently chanting
May's name now, spurring the Castaway on. Slowly but surely, Quincy
inched closer to the door.
Once
more, Fejona Min -- having figured that Joseph, as hard as he was
trying, was going to be unable to release his leg from the ropes in
time -- decided to take proactive action. She rushed over to the cage
door and sidekicked the living daylights out of referee Pablo Roger.
Poor bastard didn't know whether a truck or a monkey hit him.
Spinning
around, Min saw that Quinton was just an inch or so away from sticking
his head out of the frame of the cage's door, which would eventually
lead to his exit. So, with no other alternative, Fejona did the only
damn thing she could, just as Joseph McMillan untangled his foot from
the ropes.
SMACKKKKK!
Door-you-HEAD.
Yeah, I've succummbed to the trend, so sue me. Anyways, to explain it
in more detail; Fejona pulverised Quincy Mama's head with the cage
door, and saved McMillan from sure defeat.
By
this juncture, Joseph had regained his vertical base and limped over
to the motionless form of Quinton May, who had been cheated out of
victory once more. The fans were jeering the fuck out of Fejona Min,
who was now rummaging the ringside area for something. Monkey, my
guess is.
Back
in the ring, Joseph pulled a groggy Quinton May up and strike with a
forearm uppercut. That sent Quincy backpedalling into the cage wall,
and... well, the back of May's head got to find out how unforgiving
the steel mesh was. As Quinton staggered back towards McMillan, the
Blind Slayer struck with a fireman's carry seguing into a side
brainbuster suplex.
And
yes, that does sound complicated. What wasn't, though, was Fejona
scaling the outside cage wall with a CHAIR in hand. Indeed, with the
referee out cold, it was time to bring out the toys.
Not
that one could get disqualified for weapon usage even if the referee
wasn't knocked the fuck out, but it's much cooler this way. Anywho,
having made it halfway up the cage wall, Fejona whistled at Joseph to
garner his attention, then tossed the chair into the ring. Much to
McMillan's delight, it landed directly at his feet.
"Knock
him into the next century, Joseph! DO it, and vengeance is
yours." Fejona chirped in with another one of those
encouragement-type remarks, before motioning to 'Seph that Quinton was
truly ripe for the picking.
Joseph
nodded whilst looking at Fejona with those pupil-less eyes of his, and
turned slightly, raising the chair over his head. Quinton May was
already to his knees, having left a pool of blood on the canvas right
where he was punk'd with the fireman's carry side brainbuster suplex.
Not only was he slowly losing energy, Quinton was beginning to think
that this really was the unwinnable war.
As he
turned around, though, pure instinct took over for Quinton May. It
simply had to be instinct at work, for Joseph swung the chair like his
life depended on it. In actuality, it really did.
WHOOOOSH!
May
ducked and rolled underneath the chair, with Joseph confused as to how
Quincy had evaded getting hit. Turning around rapidly, Joseph raised
the chair up again and brought it downwards, aiming it at the
recovering Canadian Gladiator. Unfortunately for Joseph?
Quinton
May was just a heartbeat quicker, and dropkicked the chair back into
Joseph's face. SMACK.
Know
what was worse? Joseph flew backwards, directly into the cage wall. On
the outside of which, Fejona Min was still hanging onto, observing the
action with a smile. That smile was promptly erased when she was
knocked off the cage and got hung out to dry on the security
barricade!
The
fans definitely loved that. Joseph didn't, as he turned to examine
Fejona laid out on the ground. Cursing slightly, McMillan returned his
focus to Quinton, who promptly charged at his former disciple with the
intentions of scoring with a running jumping sidekick. You know, much
akin to za Sweet Chin Music?
Joseph
parried it forcefully with his right forearm, however, continuing to
defy the law of humanity; when you lose your sight, you don't see.
PERIOD. Ever since he returned, Joseph has proven that he can indeed
visualise everything as if he were normal, due to his enlightenment.
Baffling, isn't it? What? Daredevil? Fuck that shit.
At
any event, having parried May's foot, Joseph immediately tried to
counter with a spinning backfist with the left arm. No good, Quinton
executed a Matrix-esque bridge of his own and swung his legs along the
canvas, sweeping out Joseph's legs from under him. In the process, May
had to make with the falling down to the canvas, joining Joseph
McMillan there.
But
neither man stayed down long, and they rolled on their respective
backs, springing up to their feet. The atmosphere inside the arena
rose to new heights, with every single soul that was watching coming
to the conclusion that whoever made the next mistake... would be done
for.
Quinton
and McMillan shared the consensus; that was evident by gauging their
body language. And without any further hestitation, both men charged
at each other, ready to embark on the final stretch of this brutal and
utterly deadlocked war of attrition. One way or another, a winner had
to be decided.
McMillan
proved to be faster of the two this time 'round and let fly with a
snap roundhouse kick. May ducked and struck with a leaping uppercut,
catching Joseph right in the jaw. The Blind Slayer staggered back into
the ropes, inadvertently rebounding off of 'em. Quinton, meanwhile,
quite intentionally shot himself into the perpendicular set of ropes.
He had a plan in mind.
That
plan was to get his ribs crushed by a sudden swinging knee-lift. Yes,
Joseph McMillan reacted before Quinton could do whatever the bloody
hell he had intended to do, and now had Quinton May doubled over... at
his mercy. With a roar that could be interpreted as a warcry, McMillan
brought down a knife-edged chop aimed at Quinton's throat. It was
almost as if the Blind Slayer was looking to executed the Windpipe
Smash.
Once
again, Quinton had the presence of mind to act swiftly, and he caught
'Seph's right hand with both of his hands. Joseph growled, before
finding himself kicked in the shin. Quinton then quickly followed up
with a front facelock application that led to a suplex attempt. So
late in the game, but yeah, desperate times call for desperate
measures, bub.
Thing
was, Joseph wriggled out of mid-move and landed directly behind
Quinton, prior to driving his elbow into the back of May's head. That
stung quite a fair bit, and May dropped to his knees, winded.
The
Blind Slayer took a step back and wrapped his hands around Quincy's
legs, essentially pivoting the latter like a wheelbarrow. If that
doesn't clue you in on what was to happen, please shoot yourself. Now.
I demand it. Or, just stab yourself, whatever.
...
'Kay. SO. Wheelbarrow suplex, coming right up. Joseph put a lot of
power behind it, too, but May's nimble body and his acute intelligence
and ability to think on his feet came into play once more. Because
somehow, Quinton twisted his body in mid-air and just barely landed on
his hands, before somersaulting backwards. It was just one of those
things where you had to be there to see it for yourself.
Joseph
WAS there, and he sensed that Quincy had not been taken out of the
picture. He was correct, for Quinton came hurtling off the ropes, his
arms up in the air and interlocking with each other. Double axe-handle
smash was on the cards.
Again,
McMillan defied the odds and sidestepped out of the way. One tricky
blind bastard we have there. Quinton was losing his patience by now,
but as he turned around, he had to deal with Joseph's foot approaching
his face at breakneck pace. Only one thing to do at a time like that,
and ducking was that thing.
Quinton
suddenly had an epiphany as he rolled underneath Jospeh's leg,
however. An epiphany that prompted him to stop moving and breathing
for a few seconds, when he was out of Joseph's spectrum of sight. Why
did he do that? Nobody knew, and nobody could also figure out why
Joseph was looking confused as he turned around. Like, as if, he
couldn't see Quinton.
It
was the damndest thing.
Until,
of course, Quinton could no longer hold his breath and decided to
further test his theory... by somersaulting backwards, and driving
both of his feet upwards into Joseph's jaws in mid-flight. McMillan
only reacted at the last possible second, but taking a half a step
back didn't work.
"YAYYYYY!"
went the fans. "UGGGHHH!" Fejona gurgled on the outside,
finally coming to. "HMMMM!" Quinton pondered to himself as
he landed on his feet and watched McMillan crash into the cage wall.
The force of May's Dylan-ator, so aptly named after his son,
invoked the whiplash effect, and Joseph McMillan came staggering back
toward the middle of the ring.
Quinton
duly closed in, swinging a huge right hook at Joseph's face. McMillan
was able to regain his composure just in time to ward off the punch
with his left arm, but let himself open for a left-handed jab to the
chest by Quincy. Who then raised his right hand again, intending to
try for another right hook.
...
Strangely enough, Quincy dropped to his knees at that exact moment,
and once more held his breath. Joseph, in the meantime, brought up his
left arm as if to block an attack, having obviously been able to
ascertain that the Canadian Gladiator was going to strike him from the
right again. But as was the case mere seconds ago, Joseph appeared
stumped.
And
for once, looked like he was actually blind. He cocked his head to the
left, then to the right. Then frowned. The fans, who had been making
tons of noise throughout, suddenly shushed. Which only helped Quinton,
and served to further aggravate Joseph McMillan.
"Where
the fuck are you?" Joseph muttered, a tinge of desperation in his
voice.
On
his knees, May grinned crookedly, before striking with an uppercut to
McMillan's balls. Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball. Or something.
Joseph stumbled back and doubled over, cupping his groin. Quinton
simply hurriedly rolled forward and sprung up behind Joseph.
Whilst
locking in a full nelson that got the fans off their feet, Quinton
leaned in to whisper something to Joseph. Something that indicated
May's understanding of Joseph's situation. "CHECKMATE,
Joseph."
Then?
What the fuck, hombre? Put your hands together foooor -- URBANE
REPEALMENT!
Of
course, May didn't go through with the whole 'briging pin' thing since
it wouldn't have countered, but the entire arena still erupted in
jubilatory celebrations. Quincy Mama had finally put the Blind Slayer
to sleep, and done so after some bizarre circumstances. But hey,
whatever gets the job done. Right? Right.
"QUINCY
MAMA!"
"QUINCY MAMA!"
"QUINCY MAMA!"
Rolling
away from Joseph, Quinton struggled to his feet and trodded over to
the side of the cage, ready to scale to the top and climb over, which
would open up the gates of Hell. Or, so that he could descend to the
ground and officially win the match. Just as Quinton began to climb,
Fejona Min dragged herself over to the door of the cage.
She
was dazed and out of it, but looking at the motionless Joseph in the
ring, the Cambodian Femme Fatale was able to put two and two together.
It equals four, bitch. Min grunted as she hoisted herself into the
ring, with sections of the crowd wondering she was going to do.
And
then, it dawned on them, just as Quinton reached the top. Fejona was
going to drag Joseph out of the cage. It would work perfectly, since
that damned referee, Pablo Rogers, had also finally recovered and was
able to determine who hit the floor first. Looks like we have
ourselves a horse-race now, eh?
You
bet your hairy arses you do. Sit tight, ladies and gentlemen. This is
a close one to call.
Swinging
both legs over the top, Quinton had finally come to notice Fejona Min
inside the ring, who now had control of Joseph's arms and was trying
as hard as she could to drag him towards the door. Since they were in
the middle of the ring, Quinton's heart started to sink.
Right
before he woke himself up and as quickly as his beaten body could,
began to climb down the outside cage wall. Pablo Rogers had his eyes
on both Fejona & Joseph, and Quinton... and he himself had to
admit that Joseph was probably going to end up winning this damn
thing, despite having been outplayed by Quinton in the end.
It
was a matter of seconds now, for Fejona Min and Joseph McMillan. The
former already had her legs out of the door, and two more drags would
do it. Quinton was barely a quarter of the way down the cage, the
blood loss really getting to him.
With
a mega exertion of energy, the Cambodian Femme Fatale had herself out
of the cage and Joseph's arms were now also hanging outside the
confines of the steel structure. It would only require one final
exertion to win it for the Blind Slayer, and Fejona was already
laughing all the way to the bank?
Quincy
Mama? He concluded that he had been a moron for not thinking of the
obvious. Only halfway down the cage and close to losing his title and
the war, the Canadian Gladiator decided that he would have to make a
small sacrifice...
...
...
...
...
and jumped down to the ground, landing awkwardly, but just a half a
second before McMillan's feet touched the floor!
Know
that that means? Huh? Do ya?
The
fans exploded one more, and Fejona was beyond herself. Pablo Rogers
called for it as he turned to the timekeeper and the announcer.
"THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND STILLLLLL ACW TELEVISION
CHAMPION... QUINTON MAYYYYYYY!"
Whaddaya
know? Quincy had done it. Perched halfway up the outer wall of the
cage, Quinton figured that a little spill wouldn't kill him, and he
jumped down. Result? His feet touched the ground right before Fejona
dragged Joseph out of the cage via the door. And thus, it was over.
Quincy
Mama, who WAS NOT unconscious by some grace of God, had won the
battle. He'd defeated his former disciple and the Blind Slayer. The
man who looked, at so many times during the war, that he would indeed
triumph despite his blindness and go on to prove that he really was as
invincible as he portrayed himself to be.
Standing
to his feet, Quinton collected his belt from Pablo Rogers and
staggered away, blood still seeping out of the laceration on his face.
Joseph McMillan had finally woken up, and looked right up at Fejona,
who was throwing one heck of a hissy fit.
She
had failed in her quest to help Joseph. And Joseph had failed in his
quest to right the ultimate wrong done to him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
McMillan screamed at the top of his voice, as Quinton turned around,
locking eyes with Joseph. Right then and there, as Joseph beat the
ground with his fists, May knew that perhaps it hadn't been worth it.
The 'father' had defeated the 'son'...
...
but the 'father' had not saved the 'son'. Not at all. Which meant
what, exactly? Let's just say, Joseph McMillan wasn't going to let
this rest.
Not
as long as the Blind Slayer was breathing.
Winner
> Quinton May
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In a dank warehouse somewhere close by, a man was watching the development of the PPV on a monitor.
Behind him, several man were brawling with each other, like their lives depended on this one street fight. One particular man, a lanky and bald-headed chap, was seemingly in control... dominating the other four fighters in the impromptu brawl. The man who had his eyes glued to the monitor, which was replaying some of the highlights of the Quinton/'Seph classic?
He had a cane in his right hand, and a cigar firmly etched in between his lips. Which were, I might add, curled up in a sadistic smile. He liked what he was seeing, and hearing.
"This is bloody wonderful." he mumbled to himself in a thick Irish accent. "Lad's in the perfect physical condition, but mentally, he's a bleeding trainwreck. Unprecedented, definitely. But, pah, it works in our favour! It absolutely does, ha!
It's incredible how things that are out of our control can turn out to be so beneficial to the feckin' cause. Now, more than our, I think we stand a brill chance of actually making this thing work!"
Heh, if this Mr Cigar & Cane was hoping that someone would answer him, he was sorely mistaken. With a glint in his eyes, the man turned around and watched as the lanky & bald fighter finally laid to rest the other fighters, after they had chosen to gang up on him.
Too bad that didn't last long. Baldy took 'em out with relative ease, and now stood tall amongst their broken bodies. Breathing heavily, Baldy locked eyes with Mr Cigar & Cane, and wiped the blood that was dripping out of his mouth. Gruesome fight, it had been. Walk in the park? That, it also was.
"Ya ready, then, guv'nor?" Mr Cigar & Cane asked. Rather rhetorically, it had to be said. Standing up and using his cane to balance himself, Mr Cigar & Cane watched as Baldy looked right past him... and at the small television monitor behind him.
Staring a hole at the image of Quinton May's face, Baldy had only one thing to say --
--- "You bloody right I am."
Where
Do We Go From Here, Part Five
"How's my favourite referee
doing?"
SilverHAWK
looked up to see the lovely Hillary Duncan standing in his doorway.
"Not
too bad actually...this feels like I'm wrestling rather than
refereeing, it's fucking weird, pardon my French."
As Duncan
came to sit down on the bench, she left behind a travel bag in the
doorway, which was the first thing that HAWK noticed.
"You
going somewhere?"
As she
looked over at the bag, she smirked.
"Yes
actually."
As HAWK
looked into her eyes, you could see her welling up, and HAWK more or
less knew what was coming.
"HAWK...before
I took this job, I thought that wrestlers were a bunch of beefed up
moron's, waiting for their next chair shot, but since being here...I
respect wrestlers more than anyone else I know."
HAWK
smiled.
"You
haven't done too bad yourself Hillary, or a TV executive."
"That's
the point. This isn't my place...I'm not strong enough to handle this,
and no matter what the outcome tonight, ACW will change, and I don't
know if it's for the better, or for the worse. Whatever happens
anyway, I won't be here to see it."
As she
got to her feet, and went towards the door, she stopped and turned
around, peering into HAWKs eyes and then turning her attention to the
referee's shirt to his right hand side.
"Aaron...I
only ask one thing of you tonight, as a leaving present...for
me."
"Sure..."
"When
you are in that ring tonight, refereeing the match...don't do it down
the line."
"I
should cheat?"
"No...referee
it your way."
"What
way is that Hillary?"
"...the
way that in the end, we all win."
And as
she left HAWKs locker room, she left with a poignant thought in the
air, what HAWK was to do with it, we might just find out later
tonight.
 
ACW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
'Superstar' Vince Jacobs (c) vs. Alias
 
Please
allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith”
The
Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil”.
“And
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate”
The
music continued as the former ACW World Heavyweight Champion walked
onto the stage to the loudest ovation of the night. This was something
that Alias was not familiar with for a long time.
He
was the challenger…
He
walked down that aisle with a purpose. Alias was looking to get HIS
World Title back from a man that he used to call friend but now
despised. The man was ready to fight and the fans knew it from the
look on his face. The Original Pulp Hero stood on the stage under the
acw-tron soaking in the cheers from the crowd. His focus was straight
ahead at the job at hand.
Vince
Jacobs and the World Title.
Pro
Wrestling's Phenomenon
'Ring
Superstar' started to blast over the PA system as Vince slowly made it
to the stage looking around the arena.
It's
Vince Jacobs comin' down nigga like it or not
You ain't man enough to give his fuckin' title a shot
Feel the Starbuster ruckus, Ego Checkin' ya ass
Money hungry muthafuckas gettin' wrecked in a flash
The bank accounts is thick and his pockets is fat
Peep the smirk on his face when he watchin' you tap
A 3-Count or submission, which steez you wanna go?
Cuz this muthafucka right here's the reason there's a show.
Vince
turned in the middle of the ring and posed for the crowd as pyros went
off behind him. Alias looked on at the flamboyant Jacobs and smirked.
The bell sounded as SVJ took off his t-shirt and looked across the
ring at the former champ who smiled at Vince.
Vince
went to lock up with Alias but the two men went to stalemate neither
man gaining the edge in leverage. Alias went to lock up with Vince
again but this time Vince showed his quickness and ducked under the
grasp of Alias and nailed him with a big right hand.
SVJ
went on an onslaught with rights and lefts to Alias driving him
backwards to the corner. Vince grabbed Alias and tried to whip him
into the far corner but he held on. Vince tried once more but he held
on again. Alias turned SVJ around and threw him into the corner. He
began to tag SVJ with rights and lefts in the corner driving the champ
to the mat.
Alias
picked up SVJ and whipped him into the far corner. He raced into the
corner after him and nailed him with a big clothesline that shook the
self-proclaimed superstar right out of his boots. Alias raised his
arms in the air to the cheering fans as SVJ slumped to the mat in the
corner. The fans wanted to see Vince lose the title back to Alias
again.
Alias
pulled Vince up by his hair and drove him down to the mat with a big
belly-to-belly suplex. He got up and dropped an elbow across the
throat of SVJ. The fans erupted for Alias after that move.
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
The
chant from the fans bought a sudden smile to the face of Alias as he
picked up Vince once more and drove him down with vicious DDT!! Alias
quickly went for the cover on Vince. He wanted to end this early
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT
BY VINCE!!
Alias
knew SVJ wasn’t going to lie down so quickly. He had to hit him with
everything he had. Alias grabbed Vince by the hair and lifted him up
and drove him down with Pulped. Alias was in control of Vince.
Vince was in trouble while in the grasp of The Original Pulp Hero. He
wasn’t going to let Alias destroy what he strived for one year to
get his hands on.
Alias
went to pick the champ up again but Vince poked Alias in the eyes with
his thumb. That did it. Alias held his eyes trying to get his vision
back. Jacobs stood to his feet and ran and clotheslined Alias that
sent him down to the mat. Jacobs picked up Alias and drove him to the
mat with a swinging neck breaker. He quickly raced to the top rope and
came off catching Alias with a big Missile dropkick.
Vince
kicked the down Alias in the face as the fans jeered their champion.
SVJ knelt down by Alias and grabbed him by the hair and started to
scream in his face.
“It
ends tonight Chris. You are fucking dead.”
Alias
spat back into Vince’s face in disgust and anger.
Vince
dropped his head to the mat as Alias started to try to make it to his
feet. Jacobs laughed at Alias trying to get to his feet and taunted
him. Vince started to hear it from the crowd for his little display.
S –
V – J SUCKS!!
S – V – J SUCKS!!
S – V – J SUCKS!!
S – V – J SUCKS!!
S – V – J SUCKS!!
Vince
waited for Alias to slowly get up. He saw that he was on both knees as
he raced to the opposite side ropes. He came back toward Alias and
caught him…
STAR
GAZER
Vince
quickly went for the cover on Alias…
ONE…
TWO…
TH--
NO!! KICKOUT BY ALIAS!!
Vince
slammed his hands on the mat because he thought the match was over. He
got to his feet and waited in the corner for Alias to get to his feet.
He was slow to get to his feet but he made it. SVJ went for the
Superstar Kick when Alias turned around to face him but he caught his
foot. Alias took Vince’s leg and spun around. Vince did a full 360
and was met by a Capture Suplex from Alias. He was trying to
get his bearings as he grabbed Vince from the mat by his hair. Alias
picked up SVJ and held him in the air for what seemed like forever for
Vince. He finally drove him down with a high vertical suplex that
shook the ring.
The
crowd once again got behind Alias…
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
Alias
looked out into the crowd and raised his arms as they started to
cheer. Alias was their hero and they wanted to see him destroy Vince
Jacobs. Alias picked up Vince once more and whipped him into the
ropes. Vince bounced off the ropes and was nailed…
HUGE
POWERSLAM
Alias
quickly hooked Vince’s leg for the cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THR—NO!!
VINCE BARELY GOT A SHOULDER UP!!
Alias
picked up Vince again and he started to signal for the end. It looked
like he was going to go for the A-Bomb. Alias picked up Vince and
whipped him into the ropes. Jacobs bounced off the ropes and was
caught in the tilt-a-whirl but reversed it and landed on his feet
instead. SVJ hooked Alias and nailed him with A Stellar Performance.
That
was unbelievable as Vince showed why he was a veteran in this sport.
The crowd erupted from the high impact move that SVJ just performed…
HO-LY
SHIT!!
HO-LY SHIT!!
HO-LY SHIT!!
HO-LY SHIT!!
HO-LY SHIT!!
Both
Alias and Jacobs was down on the mat as the crowd tried to get behind
Alias again. That was a desperation move from Vince to buy him some
time, which it did…
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
ALIAS!!
Vince
slowly got to his feet as Alias was also making it to his feet. SVJ
was unaware that Alias was up and ready for him to turn around. Jacobs
turned around and was nailed with a kick to the gut...
HIGH
ANGLE POWERBOMB
Alias
held Jacobs down for the pinfall…
ONE…
TWO…
THR---
NO!! NO!! JACOBS KICKED OUT AGAIN!!
Alias
slammed his hands on the mat. The ACW World Title was almost in his
grasp again but the champ kicked out again. Alias was going to set
Vince up for the A-Bomb again. Alias picked up SVJ but Jacobs reversed
the move into an inside cradle.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!!
ALIAS
ESCAPED!! THE FANS WENT WILD FROM THAT CLOSE CALL!!
Both
men wasted no time getting back to their feet. Alias buried a knee
across Jacobs’ midsection knocking the wind out of him. He pushed
Vince back into the turnbuckles and buried a shoulder into his
ribcage. Alias nailed Vince with two hard rights and then Irish
Whipped him into the far corner.
Only
Vince reversed the whip and sent Alias hurling towards the
turnbuckles, which he hit on such impact that he bounced right out
into a running Jacobs forearm. Alias spun around, but didn’t fall
and staggered towards the ropes. Jacobs trying to keep the momentum
ran off the opposite ropes and charged at Alias with a clothesline.
Jacobs
hopped onto the top rope looking for a highflying move. He leapt off
nailing Alias with the Shining Star. Jacobs quickly hooked
Alias’ leg for the pin attempt.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE...
NO!! THAT WAS ONLY TWO AND TWO THIRDS!!
The
crowd nearly went crazy that Jacobs almost retained the World Title.
You can tell this crowd was partisan to Alias. Jacobs picked Alias up
to his feet and sent him crashing down with a DDT!! Jacobs made it to
his feet and gave the crowd a smirk while he watched Alias struggle to
get to his feet. The crowd jeered the champ but he didn’t care.
Jacobs waited just as Alias blindly stumbled towards him and right
into a…
A
Star is Born Spinning Spinebuster. Jacobs drove Alias to the mat
with authority and rolled to his feet, hurt and tired…but grinning
that he had his rival where he wanted him. Alias rolled to his knees
with quite a struggle as Jacobs regained some much-needed stamina.
Alias staggered up and with a Hollywood smile, Jacobs exploded out of
the corner and took off Alias’ head with a perfect Superstar Kick.
Alias
hit the mat like a big redwood in the forest and Jacobs covered him
for the pinfall.
ONE…
TWO…
THR--
NO!!
Alias
just got a shoulder up as the crowd leapt and Jacobs slammed his hands
on the mat, while eyeing the ref angrily. He told the ref it was a
three count but the ref kept telling him it was only a two count.
Jacobs rose to his feet and paced around the groaning Alias, an evil
twinkle in his eye. To nobody in particular – Jacobs yelled out
loud, “Its time for someone to get an Ego Check!”
With
that said, Jacobs grabbed Alias’ blonde hair and reeled him into a
Standing Head scissors and vaulted Alias up and down violently into…
The
Ego Check Spinning Powerbomb. The crowd groaned at the impact as
Jacobs quickly rose to his feet and raised his arms victoriously as
the arena jeered as loud as they could. Jacobs grabbed Alias by the
legs and dragged him to the center of the ring. He looked down at
Alias.
“Fuck
you, Chris.”
Jacobs
quickly hustled onto the apron and began his ascension to the top as
the crowd started chanting for Alias to revive. Jacobs raised both
hands up in the air, all five fingers raised and flew off as high as
he possibly could…
Five
Star Frog Splash hit with such impact that Jacobs bounced off of
Alias and two feet forward. The crowd screamed, thinking Alias was
dead while Vince arrogantly laid his back across Alias’ chest while
lazily hooking his leg with a smug grin. This WAS over.
ONE...
TWO...
THRE--
NO!! UN-FRICKIN-BELIEVABLE!!
Or so
Vince would’ve thought but to his dismay Alias got a shoulder up
again. Vince’s eyes bulged out of their sockets in fury; he quickly
jumped to his feet and began stomping non-stop as the crowd booed to
no end. Jacobs ripped the beaten Alias to his feet and hooked him into
a Sleeper Hold, ready to drop the man in a Falling Star.
Alias turned into the sleeper hold and drove Jacobs down with a side
suplex. Jacobs held the back of his head as he rolled toward the
ropes. Alias running on fumes, somehow leapt to his feet, and blasted
Jacobs with a boot to the gut and jack hammered his head into the mat
with an Evenflow DDT. Jacobs bounced up and onto his back and just lay
there, while Alias didn’t move an inch.
Can
we say small burst of energy folks?
The
referee began a standing ten count as the crowd was going crazy
chanting for The Original Pulp Hero to get to his feet. This crowd
wanted blood and it was Vince Jacobs’ blood they wanted.
Bloodthirsty
crowd.. huh!!
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
At
four, Alias showing the heart that he was known for started to pull
himself up with the help of the ropes. Meanwhile, Vince Jacobs
stumbled on all fours towards the ropes and started to pull himself up
to his feet also…
Vince
stood up in the corner as Alias started to get to his feet. Vince
waited for Alias to turn around as he nailed him with a spinning heel
kick that knocked Alias to the mat. He stayed on the attack as he went
to the top rope. No wasted motion as Jacobs nailed Alias with the The
Shining Star flying leg drop again. Jacobs hooked Alias’ far leg
for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THR---
NO!! KICKOUT!!
Alias
got his shoulder up at the last second. He was still in this match to
Vince Jacobs’ dismay. Jacobs slammed his hands on the mat frustrated
that he couldn’t put Alias away. Jacobs picked up Alias and whipped
him into the corner. Vince raced into the corner shoulder first but
didn’t meet Alias’ mid section.
…
He met the steel ring post.
Jacobs
stood caught in the middle of the ring ropes and the ring post. Alias
pulled Vince from behind out of the corner and drove him down with a
vicious German suplex. The Pulp Hero quickly picked Jacobs back up to
his feet and drove him down again with a side Russian Leg Sweep. Alias
was on top of his game as he went for the cover on Jacobs.
ONE…
TWO…
THR--
NO!!
The
veteran Vince Jacobs knew where he was in the ring as he put his foot
on the bottom rope to stop the count. Alias went outside to the floor
and grabbed a chair and rolled back into the ring. The referee stood
in between Alias and Jacobs, yelling at Alias to drop the chair. Alias
smiled as he gave the chair to the referee.
The
ref took the chair and threw it out of the ring. While the ref’s
back was turned Alias nailed Jacobs with swift quick to his lower
extremities. Jacobs doubled over in pain as Alias smiled before
nailing Vince with a double underhook driver. SVJ bounced off of the
mat from the impact. Alias slowly made his way to the top rope as SVJ
laid prone on the mat.
Alias
dove off the top rope with the Glasgow Kiss into Vince’s
right pectoral. Both men lay on the mat as Vince tried to catch his
breath and Alias rolled around holding his head. The referee started
to put the ten count on both wrestlers again.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
FOUR…
FIVE…
SIX…
SEVEN…
EIGHT…
Both
men pulled themselves up by the ropes. Alias went for a big right hand
on Jacobs but he ducked it and drove Alias backwards to the mat with a
Superstar Kick. The kick heard around the world as Alias’
head snapped back before falling to the mat. Jacobs quickly picked up
Alias and drove him down with a Starburst. Jacobs rolled over
and hooked Alias’ leg for the cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!
NO WAY!!
The
fans went ballistic as Alias got his shoulder up off the mat at the
ninety-ninth second. Jacobs stood up dragging Alias with him. SVJ went
to whip Alias into the corner but Alias reversed it and sent Jacobs
back into the corner they came out of. Alias picked up SVJ and set him
on the top turnbuckle. Alias started to make his climb to the top rope
with Jacobs.
The
Big Fat Kill
Alias
slowly crawled over to Vince and draped an arm across Jacobs’ chest
for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
THR---
NO!! ANOTHER KICKOUT!!
The
fans blew the roof off the arena from the action that these two men
were putting out in the ring. Alias was trying to do everything he
could to win his title back but SVJ was doing just that much more to
keep the title.
Alias
struggled to his feet as he grabbed Jacobs by the hair and slowly
pulled the champ to his feet. He threw Jacobs into the corner and
drove him to the mat with the Click Click Boom. Vince slumped
to the mat in the corner as Alias raised his arms high in the air
ready to set Jacobs up for the knockout blow.
Alias
picked up Vince by the hair as he turned and sat on the top rope. He
hooked Vince by the head and tried to drive him down with a Tornado
DDT but Vince blocked it and threw Alias off of him. SVJ quickly
nailed Alias with a boot to the gut.
What
came next you ask?
STAR
STRUCK
That
move strikes so fast from anywhere. Vince hooks Alias’ leg for the
cover.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
It’s
over. What a match. Vince Jacobs retains his ACW World Title as he
defeats his greatest challenger. Both men laid in the middle of the
ring spent as the fans gave both men a standing ovation for the effort
they put in that ring tonight. Jacobs has just etched his name in the
hallowed halls of the few men that have held the ACW World Title.
This
war with Alias would come to an end tonight.
Or
would it?
Winner
> 'Superstar' Vince
Jacobs
 ACW
OWNERSHIP
William Laguna Vs. Brian Carter
/ Special Referee - SilverHAWK
  
SilverHAWK stood in the centre of the ring.
Not for the first time, and neither was it the last.
But as he stood in the centre of the squared circle with a microphone in his hand, and a referee's shirt gracing his body, he couldn't help but feel that this was the most important match he was ever going to be a part of...and the fate of ACW rested somewhat in his hands.
"Ladies and gentleman, as you know, the next match will determine who indeed will become the brand new owner of ACW, however, at this time, I need the two competitors to join me in the ring."
As the fans in the arena looked around, the initial motion was coming from the rampway, as they seen William Laguna coming down in what would seem very unusual attire for the well suited businessmen. Dressed in a pair of Adidas sweatpants and matching hooded top, he slowly jogged on the spot as he tried to get himself warmed up for his...match.
But let's be real here ladies and gentle, there was no chance in hell this was going to be a wrestling match, this, was going to be an all out fight.
As for Carter, consistency was the key with him, as he came from the way of the crowd, before jumping over the barrier and sliding into the ring, just as Laguna was climbing up HIS steps...for now. As the threemen stood in the ring, HAWK between Laguna and Carter, the fans in the arena couldn't help but feel like they had seen this before, but this time, it was owner against owner.
"William, Brian, I have been asked by both of your lawyers to publicly state the stips for this match..."
HAWK was cut off.
Cut off because Brian Carter swiped the microphone from him.
"You know HAWK, Pandora has still to sort you out for what you did to me last week...the buying shares shit was out of order, but was totally in character from such a cretin like yourself..."
HAWK smirked.
"I thought we had made it perfectly clear that if you stay out of my business, then we will stay out of yours...well HAWK, depending on the result tonight, you've either just made yourself a very powerful man, or you've more or less gone and fucked yourself."
Carter handed the microphone back over to the "referee", whom stared at him with cold eyes as he tried to keep his composure.
"As I was saying, the stipulations for this match are as..."
This time is was Laguna.
At this point, there was no real reaction for either man from the fans, think of it this way.
Laguna: nice guy, business like, but a bit boring.
Carter: Knarly guy who would bring Pandora to the company, but also wreck havoc and let the bad guys do what they want.
It was lose-lose really for the marks.
"Aaron, I too am not pleased about your little sharade last week, what you did was not only sneaky, but it was also a stab in a back to every fan of this company who still find you repulsive from turning your back on them with one of Pandora's very own members."
Keller.
There was a boo and a half.
"You, figuratively HAWK have ACWs future in your hands, and it's up to you whether you wish to help the destruction of this company by allowing Brian Carter to win in this match, or if you want to help me
resurrect it. As they say Aaron, the choice is yours."
The microphone now back in his hands, HAWK took a wander with a mic as Laguna and Carter seemed to stare each other out a little, HAWK didn't mind.
"Now that both of you have finished yapping, let's get down to some sort of order of business here people...the stipulations of this match are as follows."
The crowd had yet to hear what kind of bloodbath they were going to be witnessing.
"No disqualification."
Cheer.
"All weapons allowed."
Cheer.
"Falls count anywhere."
Cheer.
"No outside interference."
Cheer.
"The resulting WINNER of this match will own 100% of the company, and the
WINNER can only be defined as the man whom's hand is raised by
me and the end, and declared the winner. Do you both agree you have signed the contract and those were the stipulations for the match?"
They both nodded and sneered.
Staring down for each other for what would be a match that would define the future of ACW.
A match would would either destroy, or resurrect a true champion of federation.
A match that in the hands of the referee, could go one of two ways, Laguna, or Carter.
A match, that was about to get underway.
"Before you ring the bell Graham, before this epic battle, can I just say good luck to you both."
HAWK put his hand forward to Laguna...to which the ACW owner didn't know what to do.
To shake?
or Not?
...
...
He shook hands with HAWK.
And nothing came of it.
"Good luck William..."
And then he turned to Carter.
"Good luck Carter, hopefully I'll still have a job if you win?"
The fans were curious about that line, as Carter smirked taking HAWK's hand.
"Maybe HAWK..."
They shook.
"No question about it Carter."
breakDOWN!!!
The arena erupted in pure shock as Carter was laid down on the mat, and as HAWK popped up to his feet, the microphone now on the floor...Laguna didn't know what to do.
"Pin the bastard."
Laguna smiled, and covered.
...
...
...
"Ring the bell Graham..."
...
"Ring the bell..."
But the bell still wasn't rung.
HAWK slid out of the ring and got in the face of the bell ringer.
"I can't do it HAWK, I've been paid off."
Laguna was now on his feet and standing against the ropes, pleading with his
staff member to help him out, but in the end, it was HAWK who grabbed the bell from him and slammed the hammer into it twice as the fans cheered.
HAWK quickly slid into the ring as Laguna leapt on Carter.
1...
...
...
2...
...
...
"I can't do this..."
The fans erupted again, but not in a nice way.
"This isn't fair Laguna, it's not the right way to do things, it's not the ACW way to do things."
Laguna got to his feet...his face a beetroot red in sheer anger.
"I don't give a FUCK if it's not the ACW way to do things, make the count."
He stood and stared at HAWK as Carter still laid on the ground, as HAWK thought up his options, only one real winner coming to the forefront of his mind.
yep...
breakDOWN on Laguna.
...
...
The arena was silenced, what now?
HAWK stood over the two men and smiled to the crowd, dropping the microphone he then placed Carter on top of Laguna, as Carter's eyes squirmed with the beaming arena lights.
HAWK was about to make himself an even bigger villain than he could ever have dreamed.
He made the count.
1...
...
2...
...
3!
It was over, and as he got to his feet, and looked on over the arena's fans, he could see them all standing on their feet, clapping.
He looked down at both Laguna and Carter looking up at him, groaning.
"Sorry lads, there's only one man who can save this federation...and that's
me."
He trust his fist into the air, the arena screaming with him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and the NEW owner of All-Star Championship Wrestling; I give you Aaron Jones,
other words knows as
SilverHAWK!"
As I said before, there were two ways this match could have went.
With Carter, the downfall of the federation was closer than ever.
With Laguna, the proposed resurrection of a former wrestling giant was in the pipeline.
But...
With SilverHAWK, well, fuck knows how this is gonna turn out.
But isn't that the fun of it?
;)
Winner
> ACW
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