Thursday, April 15th 2004

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Previously - War never decided who was right, only who was left...

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It Needs To Be Said, Part 2

Author - Zezu
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"So, you remember the guy who had his two son's in the match last week right?"

William Laguna scratched his goatee and pondered, as if he couldn't forget the biggest sham he had ever seen in professional wrestling, a board member trying to get his siblings on TV.

What kind of idiot would want to do that?

"I remember Adam, why do you ask?"

Kent got up from his seated, and flicked a piece of paper over Laguna's desk, and onto his lap before sitting back down again in a huff, folding his arms in the process.

"Smith has pulled his funding, very mature."

Kent scoffed.

"Is that all you can say William? We can't just go around and lose funding like this. For one Mr. Smith was a long time board member of ACW, before most of us had even heard about the company, and secondly we have to try and keep these people happy, these are the men and woman that will keep this federation alive in the long run."

Laguna shuffled through a number of papers before he gave his well thought out response.

"To be honest Adam, I couldn't give a damn if Mr. Smith is involved or not. In my book, he went too far last week when he pressured you into that decision, and I'm glad we had someone their to sort out the mess."

That seemed to be the end of it.

Kent huffed and puffed and left the office to attend to his "to-do" list.

Laguna shuffled through the latest recommendation that he had received from his various contacts.

And so the show went on...

New Beginnings
Author - Oz
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Thwack.

The steel door abruptly pressed against the concrete wall. The metal handle of the entrance barrier clamped back into position as the door swung shut.

Simian Kade gently stepped through the doorway; not too disturb the surrounding members of the roster and tech crew. He nodded to the few who stood around the entrance, discussing things such as Alias’ return and SilverHAWK as their champion. Some motioned back toward Kade as he marched on by them.

The Sinister Hero seemed to be in a tolerant mood; which was a bit surprising considering his loss last week against Lancett. No matter, it was all in the past, and tonight he would look ahead to the future.

Jesse Ramey was his next step. His ladder of success seemed more like a ladder to failure in the previous nights of the return of ACW. But he looked at it with a different eye this week. No longer was it failure; no longer was it a nick on his record. Hell, it wasn’t even a bad thing.

You need rain to make a rainbow just as much as you need the sun. But the sun, now that would shine tonight. Ramey was his next step.

He continued down the hallway, in his hand he had a water bottle, the Naya wrap was a little worn. He clenched it in his hand as his shoulder supported a black duffel bag. His black leather jacket blended well with the carrying device; it gave him a sophisticated look. As did the dress pants, and black dress shoes.

He was not too be fooled with tonight. As the outfit was showing, he was all about business. He wanted to etch a new portrait of himself within the minds of the ACW fans. He smiled a little as he continued down the corridor. He thought about how sweet it would be when he finally picked up his first victory.

He thought it would come last week, however disappointment came over him when Lancett scored the pinfall. However his thoughts about wrestling quickly subsided as his cellular phone began to ring.

He searched around his leather jacket for the device; when he finally located it, he checked the ID of the caller. It read ‘Becky’. His heart skipped a beat; was it really her?

He opened up the phone. But to his surprise, he was short on words. He tried to speak but the words would not leave his tongue.

“Hi,” she said. It sounded like good news he thought to himself. Things were looking up again.

He finally found the words he had been looking for.

“Hi,” he said back. With a smile on his face, he entered the locker room; this was going to be a good night.

Grand Stage Negotiations
Author - Russel Harder
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Times, they were ever changing.

William Laguna sat at his desk, papers strewn out accordingly… his hands rubbing at his temples. ACW’s newest owner, the one responsible for said revival into maybe, maybe something more then it once was currently all by himself and taking a few moments to regroup his thoughts. Adam Kent and Hillary Duncan where off pounding the pavement, on various assignments.

He ran a hand over his bald head, in contimplation of everything from contract negotiations to talent management to the show that was airing at this moment.

Remember how I said he was happy to finally get this moment of quiet contemplation? Well scratch that, it was over.

For a reason that most ACW fans, and management themselves, where anticipating.

Alias.

The Original Pulp Hero walked into Laguna’s office, unannounced. He had a tendency to do this it seemed… and it wasn’t so much to be an ass, but more to say his piece. That unsaid fear of being shot down without any initial chances. He had done this to Brian Carter and now he was doing this with the new man in charge, the new owner… yeah, two weeks after ending the first Courage back by coming in… not even under contract, to do pretty much the same thing to SilverHAWK.

“I want a contract, signed and sealed, Laguna. I don’t need medical, I don’t need to be insured… and you don’t need to pay me one red cent.

Just as long as I’m contracted under ACW, again.”

Laguna just stared straight ahead in placid shock. If he thought going through the iffy short term and open-ended contracts last week was an interesting display of self-control. This was a whole other ballgame.

“With all honesty, who the hell do you think you are?”

Laguna sat at his desk, his hands now resting on its wooden top as he gagged Alias’s reaction.

“Seriously… what’s your reason behind that stunt you pulled at the end of the first Courage? You gotta let me know because if I’m not mistaken… you aren’t contracted here .”

“Hawk had it coming, you know that as well as I do.”

“Had it coming?”

“I never lost that belt. It wasn’t taken from me, because of things beyond my control okay. The fact that you think you can’t afford me is bullshit, I mean… did anyone ever even contact me about coming back? The fact that I tore myself apart to get to that point… and you’re just planning on putting the title on the man that screwed me over?

I really don’t think you know anything about who I am, and what I’ve helped do for this place, for those fans… I… I want to get back out there and after him.

Hell, if it’s a money issue I already told you… I’d work for zero charge. That belt is more important to me then any other sort of payment.

SilverHAWK doesn’t need to halve his goddamned wages… I mean hell, I’ll even be responsible solely, for what happens.”

Laguna shifted back into his seat, having started to lean forward as Alias was talking. Laguna look a quasi-shocked look on his face. Any pre conceived notion that he had had of Alias, the superstar, where more or less shattered with… what the man let spill out. He contemplated this position that Alias had put him in, in such a short time.

“This is about SilverHAWK’s challenge last week, the match at Revival?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay… done. But if you think this’ll be a simple ‘show up when you feel like it’ kind of deals… you under-estimate me. I’m not about to sign you to the premiere match at the comeback PPV without being absolutely sure that you’re the right choice for it.

Don’t dissapoint me.”

Alias finally let himself breath again, and turned to walk out the door… he hated being vulnerable. Laguna sat forward once more, however. “One question though… aren’t you supposed to be on fWo’s Thursday night show, right about… now?”

Alias turned for a moment. “I finished taping my portion of the show by six… hopped on a plane and… this was the first place I came the moment I got to Cincinnati…”

“You’ve got the main event tonight, first test.”

Alias took such news with a stone cold reaction. Hell it could have been a joke from William… but maybe, just maybe Alias was still in the mood for a fight after his match with Flair earlier today was scuttled thanks to one SVJ. “Let me find out who against then, too. Nothing like a surprise. Just to let you know… I’m not holding back tonight.”

Alias left Laguna’s office. The Pulp Hero was now officially back with the ACDub (pop, indeed)… and the question was… would Alias be able to last, with all this enduring pressure from three points?

Stay tuned… for the script will be flipped for sure.

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Her, Part 1

Author - Josh
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Say hello to a lovely lady, Abbey. She stood five foot five and looked like a model with her picture perfect curves. She has a seductive outfit on, which really got the attention of the men and the lady’s jealousy. You could tell she liked the reaction; Lancett didn’t for that he looked over his shoulder, and if looks could kill he’d be a mass executioner.

Lancett stood next this lovely lady at Cleveland, Ohio’s arena’s entrance. “I’m here, your might as well let me in, Randy.”

“Why are you here?”

“A loving girlfriend who wants to be with her man, is that good enough for you… Mister Joshua?”

Lancett dropped his arm from the doorway that was hindering her entrance to the arena. She walked in; her hazel orbs never left Lancett. When she reached his flank she tilted her head. He turned his focus to her as he smiled with one side of his mouth.

”Cheer up. How bad can it be? You love it; why shouldn’t I?” She asked him with a curious peer in her orbs. Her cherry red lips bent into a teasing smile. She slanted her head to her other shoulder her dark brown locks fell into her face.

“Bad.”

She smirked as she rolled her orbs. “Looky here, Josh.” She took his hood off and saw his face.

”What happened!?”

Her face completely changed from a smile, then on sight of his battered face, to the concerned loving girlfriend sympathetic angry look, whew that was hard to say!

His orbs gazed to her face and you could tell a long sigh in him though his orbs. “Wrestling.”

Her orbs started to tear up and she looked down, “Why do you do this to yourself.”

He had stitches over his right eye and a black eye (which was the right). He looked at her, “You said you could handle it. Come on… I’ll tell the owner I have a manager, could be a good pull… I guess.”

“You guess?” She said in total shock thinking he was insulting her in a way.

“Come on!” He commanded. “I’m sorry.”

She put him in his place and he knew it. Lancett controlled? Or just whipped?

German Flag Shorts
Author - Zach
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There was a small TV and right next to it there were tapes stacked up marked “ACW”. On the TV two people were wrestling, but you can’t tell who they are because of the fuzz. The TV suddenly shuts off and Volker Baldwin was sitting on a small bench. 

His wrestling bag was next to his side and the remote to the TV, in his left hand. He dropped the TV to the ground and picked up his wrestling bag and pulled out a pair of boxing shorts with a German flag print on them.

He holds them up in the air and then places them on the bench he was sitting on. Volker reached back into this wrestling bag and pulled out elbow and kneepads. He placed them next to him and looked at them closely. Volker then grabbed his shirt and pulled it off. He looked down at his arm muscles, as he slowly flexed them. Volker then got up from the bench that he was sitting on.

Volker moved to the center of the room where a punching bag was dangling from the ceiling. He started to punch and kick it with all he had and the punching bag was flying all over the place. He then just randomly dropped to the floor and started to do push ups over and over again. 

He was doing them so fast he was probably doing one a second. That’s sixty a minute, after awhile that adds up. Volker just dropped to the floor and rolled over on to his back.

Volker popped up on to his feet by slinging his body into the air. If you blinked your eyes at that moment you would have though he was magic. Coming from flat on his back to his feet that fast could have caused whiplash. Volker just walked back over to the bench.

He pulled on his elbow and kneepads. Then looked at the all black shorts he was wearing. He pulled them off and grabbed his shorts with the flag print on them and placed them on. He walked over to the mirror in his dressing room and checked out the shorts. A large smile formed on his face. 

Volker then walked back to his wrestling bag and pulled out a pair of wrestling boots. He removed the sneakers he was wearing and pulled on the boots. Volker laced his boots up and stood on his feet. Volker than started to hop around with him on. 

Volker then looked down at the attire he was wearing and said, “Deutschland Uber Alles.”

Grudge Match
Jesse Ramey
Vs. Ville Azure
Author - Aaron
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“Cicatriz ESP” by The Mars Volta hit and, for a moment, the fans gave looks of confusion. However, soon enough Ville Azure stepped out led on by the new music. Tonight, he was set to do battle with Jesse Ramey. He marched down the ramp and slid into the ring.

As Ville waited patiently in the ring, “Going Down in Flames” by 3 Doors Down began to burst out of the speakers. Out came Jesse Ramey from behind the curtain. He walked down the ramp, to a chorus of cheers, and slowly slid his way into the ring. The two looked across at each other as they had an old fashioned stare down. 

It was obvious that, within a week's time, the two had developed a certain dislike toward each other. As the music faded and all lighting effects stopped... the bell rang.

They collided in the center of the ring in a flurry of punches. Fists flew and pain reigned supreme. Although Ville Azure gave his best, Jesse landed a punch on Ville's jaw that caused the newcomer to fall like a fly. As the veteran towered over Ville the fans began to chant in Jesse's favor.

Jesse stood beside Ville's body, reaching down and grabbing the nearest arm. He bent the arm back, causing Ville to scream in agony. As pain flowed throughout Ville's arm, Jesse stepped over the arm so it was between his legs. He reached out, leaning to wrap an arm around Ville's leg. 

With a simple roll, Jesse had Ville trapped. As the fans cheered Jesse on, Ville felt similar to an insect trapped in a spider's web. Tangled and tormented. Trying to escape to no avail. He felt hopeless as he reached for the rope, which seemed like miles away. He could feel his arm cracking. 

He could feel it bending and nearing the point in which it could very well break. Just when he thought he could take no more, Ramey let it go. Almost immediately, Ville gasped and grabbed a hold of his arm. He held it tightly, trying to make the pain go away.

However, that was hopeless to.

He rolled on the mat as Jesse stood, looking down at Ville with an almost sympathetic glimmer in his eyes. He decided he would make this quick and easy. As Ville laid in the center of the ring, staring up at the bright lights, Jesse made his way toward the turnbuckle. He climbed to the top ropes and looked down at Ville. Jesse called down, 'Sayonara!', and took the leap.

In the air, he flipped in an almost amazing way. This was the best time for the fans to take snapshots. This was a move to go into the highlight reel. It was a shooting star press and, no matter what anyone said, it was absolutely breathtaking. But, all good things must come to an end... As Jesse soared through the air, basking in the admiration the fans were giving him, Ville rolled out of the way. Jesse landed with a thud that rocked the ring and caused the fans to give boos of disappointment.

Ville pushed himself to his feet. His eyes narrowed and his mouth frowned. He sneered down at Jesse, rearing his leg back and kicking him in the ribs repeatedly. Ville still held his injured arm, but the fact that each kick he delivered to Jesse's ribs had the potential to cause broken bones satisfied him in ways unimaginable.

After three more kicks, Ville lifted Jesse to his feet. Jesse wobbled like a drunk, struggling to stay on his feet. Every time he'd almost fall, Ville would catch him and push him back up. 

This was amusing, to Ville. 

He gave no sympathy toward Jesse. There was no room for pity. And so, as Jesse fell against the ropes and used them for balance, Ville had absolutely no second thoughts about kicking him as hard as he could in the groin.

In fact, he had no second thoughts about kicking him in the groin a second time either.

The double Birth Control Method had struck Jesse rather suddenly so it was no surprise when he fell to his knees. His mouth hung open in an 'O' shape, his eyes squinting as tears formed. When one gets kicked in the balls, one cannot hold back the tears. 

It's as though God himself is laughing at your loss of dignity and, just to prove it, God's going to make you cry. There was no shame in that. The men in the audience understood. Of course, when one sees someone get kicked in the balls, one cannot hold back the laughter.

God has a sick sense of humor, doesn't he?

As Jesse tried his hardest to get back on his feet, Ville bowed and taunted. He mocked Jesse. He caused boos to ring throughout the arena. With one last taunt, he cried out, “Fuck you.” to the fans. 

That sent them into an uproar. Each and every man, woman, and child began to scream obscenities toward The Bad Seed. But, then, cheers. 

Cheers began to flood the arena. 

At first, it caused confusion to Ville. 

Then he realized what was going on. 

He turned around slowly, not looking forward to what he knew he would see.

There stood Jesse Ramey with a deadpan look spread across his face. Anger oozed out of his eyes and, before Ville could react, the war had begun allover again. Ramey punched Ville in the stomach, causing him to lean over. He pulled Ville's head underneath his arm in a mad fashion and then dropped him with a DDT. There Ville laid. Defeated. While he basked in his glory, Jesse had recovered. It was bad timing for such a mistake. That could have been the turning point of the whole match. The fear of losing wasn't something that Ville dealt with very well.

And then, the unexpected happened.

“Numb” by Linkin Park.

Lancett flew out from the back like a man on fire. The fans began to boo as he slid into the ring and, almost immediately, the referee rang the bell. It was a draw. Disqualification. Relief ran through Ville's body.

Jesse stood up as quick as he could to meet Lancett. The two began to battle it out as Ville began to push himself to his feet. The two were lost within their own adrenaline. Punches flew and kicks were a plenty. But, out of no where, Lancett kicked Jesse in the crotch and landed the Legacy Ender! Jesse laid on the ground as Lancett spit in his face and kick him while he was down.

And that, my friends, was the point in which Ville came up behind Lancett and tapped him on the shoulder. Lancett looked behind him... and he was met with a friendly punch to the face. Lancett staggered back, holding his nose as he sent Ville a shocked/accusing look. Ville simply grinned and stood in a fighting position. And thus, another brawl was sparked. Lancett let go of his nose and ran at Ville... but he wanted to make it quick. He was in a rush it seemed. So, as soon as he was near Ville, he dropped to his knees and landed a cheap shot right to Ville's nuts.

Just like Ramey earlier, Ville fell to the ground grasping at himself. Lancett took this chance to leave, rushing out from the ropes and up the ramp. He was fast, that was no lie... but he hadn't finished the job. Ville laid in the ring, sending a look of anger toward Lancett as he made his way up the ramp, yelling insults over his shoulder.

On one side of the ring, Jesse tried to stand even though he was dizzier than ever. On the other, Ville slowly stood and was on his way out of the ring.

There was no point in staying here. He had lost. The match was over...

And he didn't want to let Lancett get away just yet.

WINNER : Jesse Ramey

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Career Rehab #1

Author - Joshua
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His dark blue eyes peered into the tiny television monitor atop a speaker box. His well defined arms rested calmly across his lap, as his legs stretched out motionless in front of him. His mood was peaceful, and surprisingly at home in the underbelly of the arena. He watched closely to the beautiful dance performed in the ring of ACW's third installment for this reincarnation.

It was only the opening match, but the Ohio crowd has consistently been one of the greater fan bases throughout the state, making the match feel that much more important. As per usual in opening matches, the action was fast paced and hard hitting. The participants were doing a great job of grabbing the crowds attention immediately. Jesse Ramey, the veteran of the two, was clearly carrying the younger Azure, but the relative rookie was maintaining the pace quite well. It may take a while, but Rome could see that "The Bad Seed" had potential. ACW would be doing themselves a favor by investing some time in to the young blood.

A slightly timid hand gently graced Joshua's shoulder. Rome's 235 lb. frame methodically adjusts in the seat, allowing him to catch a glimpse of ACW road agent, Jeremy Wilson. A slight grin spreads across Joshua's face as the two shake hands for a second time this evening. Wilson, a former independent wrestler himself, was still a bit awestruck of the man known as Rome. He followed him rather closely back when the former "Warrior of Chaos" held the NAWA Heavyweight Championship. In fact, Wilson even had a dark match with the NAWA once, but never got a call back. Now, after realizing his place was outside the ring, he had been quite successful as a road agent.

Wilson quickly made his way around the larger man, and stood next to the television monitor. He glanced at the screen, and then back over to Rome who was once again watching the match.

"So, whatya think so far?"

Another grin painted the face of Rome as a slight chuckle exited his throat.

"Well, its good to see Ramey hasn't lost a step."

"Oh, you've worked with Jesse before?"

"No no, but sitting on my ass the last couple years, I got to watch a lot of wrestling. Bought me a few tapes from OSW, PURE, and that Action! promotion. Kept seeing that cat's face pop up. Its hard to maintain success throughout that many regions, I should know. Its good to see he hasn't let himself go."

Wilson just nodded his head in approval, not really knowing what to say to the man that obviously knew more about the business then he did. Luckily, Rome spoke up again before he had to.

"I'm kind of surprised to see him in the opener though. Someone with that many credentials generally wouldn't step anywhere near curtain jerkin' of a new promotion. Especially someone who I had been told was a prick."

Wilson chuckled tentatively as he looked back at the monitor.

"Actually Jesse has been a pretty positive influence so far. He's been working with some of the younger guys, and has become a pretty great backstage leader. If you like I could arrange a meeting with him later on tonight."

"That won't be necessary, I'm sure we'll get around to formal introductions sooner or later. Besides, I haven't even been guaranteed a spot yet."

Rome's last comment sparked life into Wilson, and the young man turned his attentions back to his former idol.

"Actually I have already spoken with Mr. Laguna. He knew of you before I even showed him the tape. His only concern was that you may not have been in wrestling shape anymore. Ya know, not being in the ring for 2 years and all."

"Understandably."

"But after I showed him the tape, it pretty much put all of his doubts aside. I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but the point of this trip was to see if you liked the atmosphere here in ACW. See if it was a place you'd like to call home."

Rome was more then a little shocked at Wilson's statement, and it showed on his face as his forehead wrinkled up. Apparently his name hadn't been completely tarnished. Being a former World Champion does still hold some clout in this business.

"Hehe, well alright then."

The two men shared a look of approval as Wilson looked down at his wrist watch. He began moving back towards where he entered as he spoke.

"Well, I gotta go take care of some business, so if you need anything, just let one of the staff members know. Mr. Laguna wanted to have a meeting with you in 30 minutes in his office, so don't be late."

"Not a problem. Oh and hey kid."

Wilson turned around to see Rome giving the young staff member his full attention.

"Thanks, I appreciate the help. And by the way, I saw your work in MSWA ... that was some good shit."

A large smile spread across the face of Wilson, as he continued walking down the hallway. A new swagger was in his step as he exited. Rome turned back towards the television, and sat back in his comfort pose.

"This might not be so bad after all."

Head Games v2
Author - Sean M
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The scene panned in.

A man who fans were slowly beginning to hate.

I take that back. A MONSTER that the fans hated the first time they laid eyes on him. A monster that took it to his new arch nemesis notably known as Ninja K last week on the second edition of Courage, win or loss this was quite the entrance from a rook.

Copeland walked with his chest puffed out and a chip on his shoulder, he didn't give a FUCK what William Laguna, Ninja K, or any of the fans that filled the Indianapolis arena thought. Copeland KNEW Laguna wouldn't fire him, why? Because THIS man drew ratings. He grabbed them.

With this on going feud with Ninja K, who went out each and every night putting his body on the line without a question...Laguna was making money. You do NOT deny a chance to make money, no matter how arrogantly one of these men may act. Laguna was going to have to get used to Copeland, because God knows Copeland would not get used to the rules of William Laguna.

Anyways, appearing before his locker room again, Copeland was rest assured he would not be in for a surprise as last week struck him, he didn't think at least. He thought he had taken care of it.

Copeland swung his door open, tossed his gym bag to the floor and sat and relaxed in his Lazy Boy recliner. A sigh of relief filled the air as he finally got a moment to rest. Deciding to lock up his bag with what may be valuables in it, Copeland got up and planned to grab some food before his match, he assumed that would take place again tonight.

The thought of it spread a smile across the fans that filled the Indianapolis arena, each and every one of them. Copeland opened his locker, to a very annoying buzzing sound that didn't seem to go away.

The camera panned on the locker. The fans exiled in laughter.

Locusts.

Filled.

His.

Locker.

SLAM!

"KENSHIRO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

Match-Making Fun
Author - [K]
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"HALT! WAIT! HEIL!"

Quinton May cringed at the high-pitched screaming that was directed at him, before he begrudgingly turned around. Grimacing, as he put a face to the voice. Quinton placed his black duffel bag down onto the floor as CHRIS MESSIAH sauntered (more of a hobble, actually) into the scene, holding an opened carton of orange juice.

Orange juice?

Yes, Chris is very aware and self-conscious of his girlish figure.

"What do you want, Chris?" Quinton asked exasperatedly, as he folded his arms and leaned against a wall, letting the fringes of his hair droop down and conceal his eyes. Messiah bit down on his lower lip, his body still aching from the sneak attack by whoever last week.

At least he could take solace in the fact that nobody tried to chop his dick off.

"I want a lot of things, Quinton Fortune. Like, a tennis racket, for example!" Chris announced before gulping down some orange juice. "Today, however, I've come to remind you that we have a match today! AND NO EXCUSES! I know your type, David May. You will claim to feign ignorance now, or do something that bum Laguna will do.

Today. You, me. Match. In the ring. Ha!

And also, I've noticed that since you've got yourself a shiny piece of craploosah title with you now, perhaps you could help me expand my collection of titles that only became popular after I've won them. So, I've decided to go ahead and save this pathetic excuse of a show by taking your Television Title off of you. THAT'S RIGHT, I WANT A TITLE MATCH!

Any questions, you hoe?"

Quincy Mama was, once again, trying his hardest not to break out in laughter. Another encounter with Chris Messiah in the halls of the arena they were both in, another assinine slash humorous stream of rubbish had been emitted by the former thReat superstar. He calls himself a legend of thReat, too, actually.

Suddenly, Quinton wasn't too smug anymore. He look flustered, running his right hand through his hair. Something about Chrissy's challenge had finally registered in his mind.

"Look, Chrissy. It'd be really fun to cash in on the challenge you made two weeks ago and all, but as it is, you're just not important enough for me. Laguna's already got me a match tonight, for my TV Title, against this masked chap by the rather hoakey name of Bantam Diablo. So, unfortunately for you, we'll have to rearrange our date."

Messiah... was not happy.

He gulped down the rest of his orange juice and flung the empty carton at Quinton. It didn't even go anywhere near the Scorpion Fighting & Television Champion, of course, landing a good seven metres off target. Quincy Mama, raised eyebrow and all, was tickled once again.

Chris, on the other hand, was not. "EEEEW. I'm not gay, I don't do dates with guys. And, see! I knew you had an excuse! Unfortunately for YOU, Quincy Fortune, I just came from Laguna's office. Called him a cheap rip-off of Paolo Maldini, too, before he and I agreed that if you're going around making challenges to everyone, you're going to have to live up to them!"

"I didn't challenge you, cockknocker!" Quinton retorted, but Messiah held up his hands, as if to say it was out of his control now. He was right, too, judging by the smug expression that just crept onto his face.

The Canadian Gladiator sighed agitatedly again, furious that Laguna had been so gullible as to have been tricked by Messiah, who was now in the running for Mr Crafty Bastard 2004. That's the latest update. With one stroke of genius, the roles had been reversed, and it was Quincy Mama's turn to scowl nastily.

He only had one thing to do.

"Fine, whatever. You'll get your match. But since I know Laguna would have told me if I had a title match, you aren't going to get the chance to challenge for the TV Title. You don't deserve it, if you pardon my frankness here. But I'll tell you what -- since you're obviously insane, and with that hilarious beatdown you received last week, I think I'll take pity on you. After all, I like helping the disabled.

SO! If you're still up to it, I'll be seeing you in the ring later for a Scorpion Fighting Title defense. With that, I bid you good day, you pompous jackarse."

Chris Messiah opened his mouth, beginning what would surely be a well-constructed protest (HA!) but Quinton quickly picked up his bag and sped off. Shaking his head, too. If only he'd been five minutes later in arriving, the Canadian Gladiator thought to himself, as he disappeared past a corner. Messiah, meanwhile, was pouting.

Then a second later, snarling. Then, a thoughtful smirk formed on his face.

He really is indecisive, isn't he?

"Hmm. I wonder, did Quinton beat me up last week to get me out of this match? Hmmmm."

Interesting. The plot thickens.

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Welcome... Ya Crackhead

Author - Oz and Joshua
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His boots clapped against the tile floor of the arena. The Cleveland crowd was fired up about the event; their cheers echoed through the hallways even though they were stationed in the main body of the arena.

Rome the Vile had returned. The smile that was painted on his face was telling everyone that he was back and he was set to make the most out of this opportunity. His troubles, they were behind him. He was ready to enjoy wrestling as the true wrestler he was, not as the junkie he had become in recent years.

He was calm after his talk with Laguna. He seemed set to begin competition in ACW, but something was ready to try to take him off track. He had been caught looking at a photo on one of the walls in the corridor of the small Cleveland arena. Not paying attention to where he was walking…

Smack.

Joshua didn’t budge. He slowly turned his head to see what had obstructed his walking. There on the ground lay Simian Kade; evidently he had been carrying a cup of water… Which he now wore all across his chest. This was surprising, as Simian outweighed Joshua by a good 150 pounds.

Kade looked straight up at Rome; they locked eyes.

“Hey, I’m sorry about that,” Joshua extended his hand down to Simian who didn’t look all too impressed. As he got to his feet he surveyed Rome.

“Sorry about that again,” Rome commented, “I wasn’t looking where I was going.”

“Apparently,” Simian rolled his eyes and he looked for something to clean himself up with.

“My names Joshua, otherwise known as Rome the Vile,” Rome extended his hand once again to him. Simian extended his and they shook hands. Without conflict they relinquished their grip as both their arms dropped to their sides.

“I know who you are,” Kade said, he seemed a little suspicious of the newest member to the ACW roster.

“I’m Simian Kade,” he wiped off his shirt as best he could with a piece of paper towel.

“You’re new to ACW, aren’t you?” Rome asked, he seemed intrigued by Kade. But he didn’t want to be too aggressive, given what had just happened.

“Yep,” Simian replied, “I’ve seen you around,” Simian chuckled a little, although attempting for Rome not to hear it.

“Something funny?” Rome asked, he took a step toward Kade. Kade backed off, he leaned against the table behind him.

“It’s just that…” he paused, “Never mind.”

“No, no, do tell,” Joshua urged.

“Aren’t you that crackhead who took a leave from wrestling because you were too high to even get your ass out of bed in the morning?” Simian was pushing it, but he didn’t realize it quite yet.

The look of intrigue towards to Kade from Joshua vanished. What in God’s name did that punk just say? Rome shook his head; how dare he bring that up.

“Yeah, I’m that guy,” Joshua said, trying to keep his cool, “But, if you’re trying to offend me… I don’t offend that easily, especially when the insults are coming from rook’s like yourself.”

Simian laughed a little, this was getting out of hand.

“Calm down powder nose; the truth may hurt, but you don’t have to get all worked up,” Kade had taken it too far, and he knew what he had done by the look on Rome’s face.

Joshua clenched his fist, he was ready to drive Kade through the wall, when a road agent approached.

“Uh, Simian?” he said, as Rome relented.

“What is it?” Simian said. He was practically smiling, as the road agent just saved him from what appeared to be an upcoming beating.

“Mr. Laguna would like to talk to you,” the road agent informed Simian.

“Oh, well then I better be on my way,” he stared deep into the eyes of Joshua. “We’ll continued this some other time.”

He smiled, as he patted Joshua on the back, as he walked down the hallway, the look which was etched across the face of Rome the Vile was not too promising for Kade.

Not too promising, indeed.

Uber Pissed
Author - Wilk
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The lights went down.

Darkness ensued.

“Deutschland Uber Alles”

Booing ensued.

And out walked your local German ‘hero’, Volker Baldwin.

Taking no time to wait on the stage, he walked quickly and heatedly down the ramp. His breathing was heavy and his glare was full; he wasn’t in what you would call the best of moods. But then again, when was the last time you met a happy Nazi?

The fans jeering his presence, he rolled into the ring and caught the mic tossed to him from the announcer.

“Cut my music NOW!” he demanded almost immediately.

“You know, I’ve…”

“Go back to Germany!”
“Go back to Germany!”
“Go back to Germany!”

His face turned a deep red, and his eyes went bloodshot.

“SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!”

Some of the chants were replaced by laughter, but most of the arena still booed.

“I haven’t even been here a month and I am already sick of this fucking place!”

“You people consider yourselves the kings of the world. You sit there, chugging down the piss you call beer and fattening yourselves with chili dogs and pork chops, and you really think that you rule over all. Let me tell you, your culture is fucking disgusting.

“I have never seen any society as ignorant as this fucking American cesspool.

“You can’t control your women, letting them expose themselves on live television.

“You elect idiotic leaders, watching as they’re taken out by pretzels.

“And you can’t even defend your own citizens, standing back and watching as your mighty towers fall before your very eyes.”

“ASSHOLE!”
“ASSHOLE!”
“ASSHOLE!”
“ASSHOLE!”
“ASSHOLE!”

“It is no surprise to me that this shit hole you call a country can give birth to some of the most appalling human beings on the face of this planet.

“Scum like this bastard who has decided to fuck with me!”

Cheer from the crowd, remembering the painting of Volker’s locker room and the fancy remodeling of his new car.

“What type of honorable man would do something so childish? Any real man would come out here and issue a challenge to me straight to my face, but instead…”

“Perfect Strangers”, as performed by Deep Purple.

Phil Atken stepped out onto the stage, a microphone in his hand and the Action Championship title belt around his waist. The crowd was booing of course, but there was actually a muffled cheer mixed in with the jeering. Some of the fans would rather have the arrogant bastard out there instead of Baldwin.

Atken grinned up at Volker, obviously amused with him and his message.

He brought the mic up to his mouth.

“Just shut the fuck up, Cunt Face.”

The booing died down a little more, some fans joining the cheers already in progress. Volker looked up at the stage, grinding his teeth and huffing deeply. Phil just looked on, his grin already bigger.

“Now, let me just say this right now, I’d be the last to defend these morons.”

Leave it to Atken to kill what little bit of support he had.

“Yes, they are useless. Yes, they disgusting. And, OH YES, they smell like a septic tank rotting in the sun.

“But I’ll tell ya this, fucker – I’d choose these shit heads over your two-bit, Nazi-dick-sucking ass any day.”

Loudest cheer Phil Atken had received in awhile; more then half the crowd this time.

“Now I don’t know who the fuck did all that shit to you. Quite frankly, I don’t care who it is. I’m not going to lose any sleep because your precious car was roughed up by a maniac who likes to write little notes like a schoolgirl.

“But I will tell you something and it’s something you obviously haven’t realized yet – you aren’t fucking wanted here.”

Volker’s eyes bulged an inch and a half out of their sockets.

“So why don’t you just get the hell out of that ring now, jump into that piece of shit you call a Cadillac, and drive yourself off a bridge.

“These morons don’t want you here.

“That jackass, whoever he is, doesn’t want you here.

“But most importantly, *I* don’t want your fucking smelly kraught ass sticking up my ring!”

Volker rolled out of the ring and ran up the ramp as fast as he could.

Phil Atken just smiled.

“Stupid fucking bastard…”

Phil dropped the mic, unwrapped the Action title and, without a second’s thought, rammed the steel down on Volker’s head. Volker’s back slammed hard against the ramp just before Atken bent over, picked him up, and whipped him down to the ring.

A referee ran down the ramp behind them and slid underneath the ropes.

“Next time you should fucking listen to me, Cunt Face.” Atken said under his breath as he rolled Volker into the ring and the ref signaled for the ringing of the bell.

Grudge Match
Volker Baldwin Vs. Phil Atken
Author - Wilk
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… and here we go again, boys and girls.

Atken dropped down and hooked the leg.

1…

2…

Kick out

Baldwin wasn’t about to lose his first ACW match within five seconds of it starting. Especially if it meant giving Atken such an easy win.

Atken’s smile was gone by now. This was no longer a joke; this was now a nuisance that needed to be dealt with quickly and with as little effort as possible.

Atken grabbed Volker by the neck, pulled him up and whipped him into the ropes. Coming back, Volker was greeted with a full-on clothesline, once again slamming his back down hard. Atken dropped to his knees and sent fist after fist into Volker’s forehead.

The ref tried to pull Atken off.

“Back off, damnit!” he yelled, before sending in one more fist for good measure.

He pulled Volker up once again, and chopped his bare chest three times, successfully backing him up against the ropes. Atken pushed off, sent Volker flying the other way, and bent over for a back body drop, only for Volker to kick Atken in the shoulder.

Volker threw a right into Atken’s face. Then another. And another.

And in his first advantage of the match so far, he clotheslined Atken over the top rope and down to the floor.

With the fans booing once again, Volker took a deep breath and attempted a quick recovery. He rolled out of the ring as Atken used the apron to get to his feet. Volker slammed an elbow down against Atken’s back, bringing Phil down to one knee.

Volker slammed Phil’s head down against the apron, and then whipped him shoulder first into the steel of the turnbuckle.

The tables had turned on the Action Champion, but the crowd was split on their reaction.

With Atken staggering along the side of the ring, Volker readied himself for a quick sprint. As Atken began to turn, Volker Baldwin dashed towards him and speared him down to the ground with a sickening thud.

Volker got to his feet, and paraded his anger in front of the crowd. He growled at the fans, sweat rolling down his red face, before he looked down at Phil Atken again and picked him up.

He pushed Atken up against the barricade and sent a quick elbow up against his chin before he rolled Atken back into the ring.

Volker kicked him in the side a few times before he dropped for a cover.

1…

2…

Shoulder up.

Volker walked over to the opposite end of the ring while Atken used the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Volker ran towards Atken, who bent down and tossed Volker over the top rope and down to the floor…

Well, Volker landed on his feet safely on the apron, and then continued to take hold of Atken’s head. He jumped down to the floor, bouncing Atken’s face off the top rope and sending him flipping backwards to the mat.

Volker rolled back in and covered.

1…

2…

Kick out.

“Fucker!”

Volker brought Atken up, only to drop him right back down with a reverse DDT.

Cover.

1…

2…

Kick out.

Volker looked down at Atken and then rolled out of the ring. He pushed aside another ringside dumbass sitting on a potential weapon and closed up the steel chair. Tossing it next to Atken, who had slowly made his way to his feet, he rolled back in and picked it up.

Atken turned around…

Volker swung…

And the Action Champion ducked underneath the chair, kicked the Nazi in the gut, sucked up all his energy, and slammed Volker Baldwin down with a gutwrench powerbomb.

He fell to his knees for a moment, but was quick to recover.

Maybe Phil Atken was finding some extra energy thanks to the quarter of the crowd that was chanting his name…

“ATKEN!”
“ATKEN!”
“ATKEN!”

“Shut the fuck up!”

… but we all knew that couldn’t be true.

With Volker at his feet, Atken grabbed him by the arm and whipped him into the turnbuckle. He walked over, and, without hesitation or remorse, sent a flying forearm smack dab on his bare chest.

*SLAP*

“WHOOO!”

*SLAP*

“WHOOO!”

*SLAP*

“WHOOO!”

“Piece of shit!”

Atken dropped Volker down with a drop toe hold, and then grabbed hold of his legs.

Volker struggled with all the energy he had; he was new, but he wasn’t so much of a rookie that he was going to sit back and let Atken lock on something like Humiliation.

Phil Atken tossed away Volker’s legs and dropped down with an elbow across his back. With Volker straining, Atken locked on the cobra clutch.

Volker instantly awoke for his semi daze and sucked up all his strength. Phil just wretched back harder, mumbling “Your done, mother fucker” under his breath.

The ref kicked the chair out of the ring and dropped down to face a struggling Volker Baldwin. Volker tried to shake his head, but the grip was too intense. After realizing that he wasn’t going to work his way out of this, his right hand dropped down to the mat in preparation for the useful remedy known as the rope break.

Atken squeezed even harder when he saw this, but Volker’s hand reached out as far as it could go.

To make a long story short, he grabbed hold of the rope, Phil swore a few times about it, but the ref made him let go of the submission.

Volker got to his feet. Phil walked up to him, but Volker shot out a right hand straight into Atken’s face.

“You little fucker!”

Atken returned the favor.

But Volker didn’t go down as intended; he tossed another fist.

And Atken followed up again.

Volker again.

Atken again.

Volker.

Atken.

Volker.

Atken.

Volker. Atken. Volker. Atken. Volker. Atken. Volker. Atken. Volker. Atken.

Gotta love these little fist outbursts, folks.

The fans rose to their feet just as Atken got the advantage, punching the Nazi up and against the ropes. Atken pushed him and whipped him across the ring, running in foot with a devastating clothesline.

Volker ducked under the arm, quickly wrapped his arms around Atken’s waist, and hoisted him into the air with a perfect German suplex.

The ref started the countout.

1…

2…

3…

4…

Atken and Volker each rolled to the ropes.

5…

6…

They each grabbed hold of the bottom rope.

7…

8…

And just as the ref stepped forward to count the nine, they were each to their feet.

Atken lifted his leg up and kicked Volker in the gut. He locked up for a suplex, and hoisted Volker up into the air, only to have Volker slip down behind him and land on his feet. Baldwin swung Atken around, tossed his head under his arm, and dropped down with a DDT.

The fans watched as Volker didn’t release Atken’s head, but watched as he locked on tighter and started wrenching as hard as he could.

They were witnessing the first time Volker Baldwin special, used for the first time in ACW.

Tod

Translation: Death

Death for Phil Atken at least, which some of the fans wouldn’t have minded in the slightest.

Volker had his hold locked on in a death grip, if you’ll forgive the shitty pun, and twisted as hard as possible. The ref dropped down and looked to see of Atken was going to submit.

Phil Atken garnered up all his strength, but there didn’t seem to be any escape; Volker had the hold locked on too good and the rope might as well have been a mile away. He was fighting back, but it wasn’t doing any good.

He fought as long as he could, but finally he had little choice. He was now zero for three.

Phil Atken’s hand hovered above the mat, and was ready to slap down to signal his giving up the fight, but just then…

The fans cheered as the arena went dark.

The lights all went down immediately. The screen went from Volker’s victory to black. All that remained were some flashes from the crowd’s cameras.

In the darkness, Volker Baldwin let go of the hold, paying no attention to Atken and preparing for what he had coming to him.

The fans waited.

Volker waited.

And then, out of nowhere, the screen came back to life with black and white.

With Adolf Hitler staring down at the crowd.

There he was on the screen, standing as tall and as a proud as any mass murderer could do, his annoying voice screeching out over the PA. German echoed through the arena as the dictator stood behind a podium, spewing his words to a loyal crowd that would obey his every command.

Hitler – alive and well.

Volker – confused as fuck.

And Phil Atken…

Roll up.

1…

2…

THREE!

And just like that, Atken had stolen his first victory.

The bell rang as Your Entertainment Savior rolled out of the ring.

He grabbed his belt from the time keeper and a microphone from the announcer as his music began to die down.

“Hey Volker.

“On second thought, stick around, asshole.

“I want to see what else this guy has in store for you.

“Heil Atken, Cunt Face!”

Phil Atken saluted Volker, raising his right hand in the air and earning a cheer from the crowd.

Volker rolled out of the ring to attack Atken, but Phil simply dropped the mic and ran around the ring to the ramp. Irate as fuck, Volker grabbed the steel chair kicked out of the ring before and tossed it into the crowd violently.

Phil Atken raised the Action Championship in the air, flipping his latest opponent the bird as he strolled towards the stage.

Volker Baldwin had just fought his first match.

And, thanks to Adolf Hitler, Volker Baldwin had just lost his first match.

Only in ACW, boys and girls.

WINNER : Phil Atken

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Her, Part 2

Author - Josh
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“Hey there.” Abbey said to a man who had a head set on. Most women would say he is pretty good looking guy, but guys would call him gay. Abbey obviously liked what she saw.

“Hello, I’m Keith how may I help you?” He asked, kind of wondering why she wanted to get his attention off his work.

“Here’s my hotel key… come by later. Then I’ll show you how you can help me.” She said with that smile that she gave Lancett. She was a very giving women or a blunt whore!

This guy was more than interested he accepted the card and put it in his pocket, “See you tonight…?”

“Abbey.”

Ville Azure!
Author - Aaron
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The chase had begun. 

Lancett was running as fast as he could.. His eyes were moving in every direction like a deer who just heard a gunshot, which he might as well have been. Right now, Lancett was the prey in a manhunt. And he knew it. Right now, Lancett was in danger. And he knew it.

Sweat dribbled down his chin, but he didn't bother to wipe it off. Right then, there was no room for hesitation. An rather angry Ville Azure was after him, with that maniac grin and those emotionless eyes. Lancett might have considered himself one of the greatest wrestlers of all time... but he knew when to run like a coward.

Lancett turned a corner, eyes wide and breath heavy. The thoughts that raced through his head were anything but happy. A carousel of pictures, all portraying him in rather gruesome scenes, flashes through his head. As he ran, he sent a brief glance over his shoulder to see if Ville was making his way around yet. Instead, he heard a scream as a small, bald, stereotypical crew member scurried on the floor with a bloody nose. Obviously, the man got in Ville's way.

Lancett dodged behind a large crate quickly, pushing his back up against the cold metal. The footsteps of Ville Azure could be heard throughout the area, echoing into Lancett's ears. At this point, Ville was like some horror movie antagonist and Lancett was the scared teenager just waiting to get chopped to pieces.

"Come on, now. Do you honestly think I'm going to hurt you?" Ville's voice rang with an almost comical sarcasm. "We just need to discuss this matter of you interfering in my match. I honestly do not appreciate that. So, what say you come out and we have a nice little talk...?" He was taking his sweet time. The footsteps were slow. Calm. Calculated. This was all a way of messing with Lancett's mind.

And, as far as Lancett was concerned, it was working.

While Lancett hid, he watched out of the corner of his eye as a shadow came into view. Ville Azure was right there and Lancett took that moment to bite his lip, hold his breath, and pray to whatever god may take the time to listen. Ville's foot came into view and Lancett's body tensed. Ville's leg came fully into view and Lancett bit his lip till he could taste blood. Ville's entire body came into view and Lancett felt as though time stood still. Then, Ville's back came into view... and the realization that Ville was passing the crate by hit Lancett like an anvil.

Relief.

They say animals can smell fear. It's like some sort of sixth sense passed to them but not to us human beings. However, right then, so help me God he could sense it. So help me God that, when he looked over his shoulder, he was still sniffing the air. Like an animal. Like a beast. Like a monster. That maniac grin was on his face, revealing pearly whites for the world to see. Lancett's mouth dropped open. As far as Lancett was concerned, those pearly whites might as well have been dripping with blood... because Ville had a sledgehammer sitting atop his right shoulder.

“Silly rabbit,” Ville said, sounding almost amused.

Lancett's eyes widened as the sledgehammer dropped down from Ville's shoulder, the handle held with both hands. Ville swung it like a baseball bat, with Lancett's head being considered the ball. The sledgehammer came crashing through the create, only inches away from Lancett's head. In fact, Lancett could feel the cold steel of the hammer against his skin.

The crate now had a humongous hole in it that could have very well have been Lancett's head.

“HOLY SHIT!” He cried, standing and running again in an almost fluid motion. Ville placed his foot on the crate for leverage, his hands on the handle of the sledgehammer. With a quick pull, the sledgehammer came out of the hole. Ville let out a sigh as he was treated to a wonderful view of Lancett's back as the nearly decapitated man ran away.

Ville shook his head, lifting the sledgehammer back to his shoulder. “Just keep on running.” He whispered. “I'll be with you soon.”

Awkward Acquaintance
Author - Sean M
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Ninja K, warming up for what match he assumed he was to part take in tonight was what the camera was viewing. The fans let out a huge cheer for this man, who was quickly moving up the ACW fan ranks because of the fact that each night he risked his body to entertain them. Kenshiro without a fear in his eyes, was destined this week to destroy Vinnie Copeland.

Speak of the Devil.

Kenshiro cracked a huge smile.

The fans jeered.

Vinnie Copeland didn't budge, arms crossed staring daggers into the eyes of Kenshiro Inogami. The Arizonian Nightmare didn't care what Ninja K had to say, even if questions were thrown at him, periodically.

"Kenshiro, you may never like me, God knows I will NEVER like you. That's fine, but you've been a pain in my ass since Day One here. Not a week has gone by that you haven't done something STUPID to make me want to kick the teeth in your mouth directly down your throat,"

Kenshiro's smile widened from ear to ear. This just fumed Copeland further.

"What, you think it's funny? You don't want to get your ass handed to you tonight now do you, son?"

Kenshiro's smile turned to a frown. The man's cold voice that hadn't been heard yet in his career in the ACW was cued.

"I could be wrong, but I thought it was you that was defeated last week in cold blood. I thought it was you who's contract is on a thread. And with all of these thoughts, I think that it's YOU that is about to face some major consequences if you don't step the fuck out of my locker room in three seconds, ONE."

Copeland looked around, and took a step out of Ninja K's locker room.

"Alright. You want another piece of me tonight K? You've got it. Bring your A game because that monkey shit I saw last week isn't gonna fly this time around,"

And with that said it was booked.

Cue crowd pop.

I Am Your Crimson Soaked Hero, Part One
Author - Zezu
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The arena was quiet, until Zack De La Rocha began to rhyme over the metallic sounds of the rest of his R.A.T.M. band members.

Enter the HAWK.

Cue the un-necessary, and unrivalled heat.

SilverHAWK entered he top of the stage, his title belt by his side, and then swayed off to the right of the entrance ramp, where a nice little set up had been placed. Two stools, a table, and a monitor, and also ACW's chief interviewer Thomas Kilpatrick. SilverHAWK pulled up a stool, as did Kilpatrick, as this little session began.

"Ladies and gentleman, would you please give a hand for your world champion."

Boo.

"They have no respect Kilpatrick, let's just get this started."

Kilpatrick nodded.

"This interview session will be of three parts ladies and gentleman, more or less entitled, the past, present, and the future. This session, you may have guessed, is titled the past...and with the help of your ACW Champion, and a little bit of silence, we will find out what goes on in the mind of the most coveted superstar ever to walk ACW's walkway."

SilverHAWK rid his teeth of his lunch, this was obviously not his idea.

"So here is my first question HAWK, how does the ACW of this generation, compare to the one you joined, under Ethan Winters."

"Well, you know, hindsight if a fucking marvelous thing, and it's just a shame that nobody had it when Ethan Winters took over the federation at that point. Dunn and Boyd believed that they had the best intentions of the federation when they allowed Winters to return and take full control, and as a shareholder I had a small part in the decision also, but obviously the way it turned out was less than satisfactory...but you've gotta give credit where credit is due, as William Laguna certainly seems to know what he is doing."

Kilpatrick checked his notes, as the fans sat either listening, or giving a "boring" chant just to piss off the Champion.

"Now current fans of ACW will not know William Laguna very well, but isn't that a good thing?"

"Well you know that many federations have their owner as a major force in the federation, on screen, but that doesn't seem to be Laguna's style, and that's fine by me. The odd announcement here and there is fair enough, but when he starts to put himself in matches or starts the show with a big stupid rant, then you know you've got trouble, and if he starts, I'm sure many of these guys will shoot him some abuse based on general principal."

"The last question of this session HAWK..."

CHEER.

HAWK laughed.

"You know what Tom, why don't you give one of these little nimrods a chance to ask me a question, they seem to be giving off a lot of noise anyway. Let's see if they can actually construct an actual question rather than grunting and groaning at me."

Kilpatrick got down from his stool and then climbed off the stage into the fans, as he looked for someone who was was enough to have double figures in their age, he eventually found one.

"Do you have a question for SilverHAWK?"

He nodded.

"WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH COCK?! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Kilpatrick quickly pulled the microphone away and couldn't help but see the anger in HAWK's face as the young man was congratulated by his peers. 

Kilpatrick picked his next one carefully...

"You got a question?"

He also nodded, and tentatively, Kilpatrick gave him the mic.

"How do you feel, that out of all the ACW champions you are the only one not hitting the limelight somewhere else?"

HAWK got to his feet...and started to walk towards the young man.

"You saying I'm a failure kid? Let's look at the roll of honour shall we...Osyrus, beat him last week. ICU, I think I seen him in the new bumfights video...he beat this other guy to a pulp. Alias, well...Alias has appeared in WWC, Action, the squared circle and I'm sure other fucking Woeful organizations where he has caused trouble, and promptly been told to find another job. He's a mercenary, going to a federation on a big pay packet, and then moving away when the time suits him."

The masses weren't liking what they were hearing, and with every bad word against the former ACW Champion, the noise level grew louder and louder.

"At the end of the day...all these champions jumped the ship when things got rough, and the only man to stay, is standing in front of you, but I guess that's a pill that is just far too hard for some of you to take."

Grudge Match
Quinton May Vs. Chris Messiah
Author - Chris
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It was time for a SUPER MATCH, folks. No, I'm serious.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this following contest is for the All-Star Championship Wrestling Scorpion Fighting Championship, and the 'Sodding Cunt Doctrine' will be in effect! To win, one must render his opponent unconscious for a 15-count OR resort to over-the-top-rope elimination! Making his way to the ring, the challenger; from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing two-hundred-twenty-nine pounds… Chris Messiah!”

“BOO!!!”

Oh how generic, the boos had started already. Chris Messiah shoved the curtain aside and slowly trod out onto the top of the stage. As a matter of fact, it was almost a year to the day since Chris had walked into this very arena to make his pay-per-view debut for thReat, but that’s just random knowledge. But knowledge is the bomb, so it’s all good. Impress your friends with that one

Oh yeah, and Chris was in the ring in no time, holding the microphone as usual.

“Well what do you know? Last week after I trounced Jobbers Inc. and then slated my up-coming opponent after the match, I get jumped in the toilets. I was lucky I wasn’t found by the ACW camera crew in a state of undress, because that would have given all the jealous males who follow this promotion another reason to boo me. And fortunately I wasn't sodomised. Anyway, who attacked me last week? I’ll give you a small clue – it was Quinton May!

No, I didn’t get to see his face, but it was obviously him. Not only have I challenged him to this next match, but he’s so afraid that he’ll lose his title and be forced to actually wrestle in future matches that he’s doing everything in his power to make sure I didn’t turn up tonight in a condition to wrestle. Well, he failed. I may have a large lump on my head suffered at Quinton’s hands last week, but don’t judge this book by it’s… I mean my cover, or whatever. Okay, Quinton, come on out here and let’s get this thing started!”

“His opponent! From Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two-hundred-eighteen pounds... he is the ACW Television AND Scorpion Fighting champion... Quinton May!”

Then, there was music...

"Make A Move" by Lostprophets.

The crowd began to erupt, but 17 seconds into the song, the lights in the arena were cut. Now, excitement gripped every single person in the stands, as they counted down to the second where they'd be able to witness the Rising Star of the company would appear before their very eyes. Atken snorted, and called for May to 'speed things up'.

32 seconds into the song, red and white pyrotechnics lit up the arena.

KA - BOOOOM

So are we lost or do we know?
Which direction we should go?
Sit around and wait for someone,
to take our hands and lead the way.

Because every day we're getting older.
And every day, we all get colder...
We're sick of waiting for our answers.
Our answers...

WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!

Yeah, so tired of waiting...
Waiting for ourselves.

WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!

Yeah, so sick of waiting...
For us to make a move.

Quinton walked out into the arena with a purpose, as most wrestlers do. That purpose of course being to win their match. Anyway, Quinton quickly made his way to the ring, with his eyes trained on Messiah the whole time. After removing the title belt and handing it to the referee, the bell rang and things were about to get nasty.

The moment the bell rang, the two of them locked-up. Quinton quickly took the advantage, powering it into a side head-lock, but Chris reversed it into a hammer-lock. Quinton once again powered out, into a hammer-lock of his own, and then he sent Chris down to the mat with a back suplex. He picked Messiah up and sent his ribs crashing down against his knee with a chilling rib-breaker, and then he rammed the same knee into Chris' tail bone with an atomic drop. He grabbed Chris' head and spun it around into a neck-breaker.

Quinton clearly had the upper-hand from the start, just as he had planned. He hooked Chris' arm and leg, and went for a suplex, but Chris blocked it. Quincy tried again, but he was foiled a second time. Then suddenly the mat rushed up towards his head, as Chris dropped him with a DDT.

The Scorpion AND Television champion astonished Chris by almost instantaneously getting back to his feet at the same time as the former, and they exchanged in a fist-fight that Messiah won easily, as he was (and still is) the bigger of the two men. He grabbed Quinton by the wrist and hit a short-arm clothesline, sending the double champion hard to the mat, however it was going to take a lot more than punches and clotheslines to defeat a resilient May.

As Quinton tried getting back to his feet, Chris dropped a knee across the back of his neck. He then applied a sleeper-hold, and the fans began to boo. Quinton however wasn't going to go down this easily, and tried to shake Chris off. He swung his arms back, but he couldn't catch his opponent with an elbow. Seeing the potential danger, Chris took Quinton down with a side head-lock takeover, then quickly dropped a vicious leg across his throat. A swinging neck-breaker followed, which Quinton tried to block.

Chris had different ideas however, and didn't want to give up his first real offence of the match, so he powered against Quinton’s block and cut him down with a nasty-looking effort, and then turned him over into a Boston crab.

"ASK HIM!!!"

Chris screamed at the referee to see if Quinton was ready to give up, but May didn't even pay attention to the referee, as he slowly dragged himself towards the ropes. Submissions don't count, Chrissy! Nonetheless, Chris tried to dig in his heels and stop Quinton, but the latter was too determined, and soon had a hand hanging over the bottom rope as he gasped for breath.

Chris was straight back in control however, dragging May back into the middle of the ring and applying a Camel clutch. Quinton screamed in agony, as Chris pulled back his head.

Sensing that he was starting to slip out of consciousness, Quinton dug down deep, and with all the strength he could muster, he reached back and pulled Chris' feet forward. The unexpected yank made him lose his balance, and Chris fell off him. But once again, when Quinton tried to get back into control, Chris latched on to him with a wonderful side head lock, perhaps the greatest of all the rest holds, because the opponent gets a nice face full of armpit.

Chris held Quinton there for about thirty seconds, with May trying to wriggle out of it the entire time. Chris walked backwards, bringing May with him, and he was going to attempt some stunning move involving bouncing off the ropes. Things didn’t work out that way, however, as Quinton hooked Chris’ left leg with his left arm, and lifted him up and over, toppling the challenger over the top rope to the outside.

... And that, friends, was game over!

Chris landed heavily on his shoulder, but got up quickly nonetheless, and rolled into the ring. He sprung up to his feet quickly, noticing Quinton was sitting down in the corner, his breathing laboured, and eyes closed tightly, with a smug grin on his ugly face. Sensing a chance for victory (oblivious to the rules, obviously), Chris grasped both of Quinton’s feet, and in no time at all, Quinton was turned over into the Reality Check, and was tapping out for all he was worth, which isn't much, because he's a worthless loser. The referee returned from his position at ringside (what was he doing over there?) and immediately went to Chris, telling him to get off the former champion.

“YES!!!”

That was it. In only his second match, Chris Messiah had won the Scorpion Fighting championship, and had proved all the doubters wrong. Or had he? As Chris walked around the ring celebrating like he’d just struck oil in the basement of a house he’d won in a raffle he'd been invited to after winning the lottery, the ring announcer did what he does best, and announced the victor.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest, and STILL the ACW Scorpion Fighting Champion, as a result of a ring-out, Quinton May!”

“WHAT?!”

Chris stood with a look of utter confusion mixed with a little bit of anguish on his face, as the referee handed the Fighting championship to Quinton. Chris shoved the referee about a little and screamed at him, wondering 'what the hell was that crap all about?' in the most eloquent manner possible.

Apparently, fighting matches aren’t like wrestling matches or something, and if you get thrown out of the ring, you lose. Especially with the Sodding Cunt Doctrine in place. Somebody could have told Chris, for Chrissakes. He went from being a champion to looking like a complete tit in the space of a minute.

Quinton rolled out of the ring and wandered around the ringside area, resting, smiling back at Chris, who couldn't seem to swallow what had just happened. He could have gotten away with it too if it hadn't of been for those pesky kids!

And that's the cue for our commercial break!

WINNER : Quinton May

THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT WAS NOT AIRED 
TO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, OR TO THE ARENA CROWD

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Author - [K]
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Hmm. We're backstage, apparently. And in a very dark room.

"So, it seems as if nothing 'as changed at all in 'his place, aye? Pretty f'in incredible, mate. It's been so many months and yet, the bloke's still as good as evah. It's almost as if the blast didn't even affect him a tiny bit. Of course, I can see the pain and depression in his eyes!" a raspy voice dripping with an Irish-like accent rang out, accompanied by the sound of heavy boots beating down onto the cold concrete.

Then, silence. Eerie.

"I don't see why you get to continue speaking a natural, Corn, whereas I have to act like some redneck Yank. I'm clearly not. I used to maim redneck Yanks for a living, if you care to remember, you filthy old grumblebum!" another voice, muffled, countered. It was laden with angst.

Bitterness, even.

"Ahhh, quit your bitchin', ya sod. We've got work to do."

A snort.

"We do?" the angsty voice asked 'Corn'.

'Corn', he who had the Irish accent, laughed. "Yes, we do. Tonight's only the first step of many, mate. Without me, you were weak, guvnor. But now, I'm back by your side. And I shall lead you to greatness again. I made you, mate. Without me, there would be no sting in your personality.

And now, I shall nurse you back to your former glory, and make you feared again."

Once again, silence.

I guess, this means this segment is over?

... Yes.

Grudge Match
Quinton May Vs. Bantam Diablo
Author - [K]
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Hello. We're back from commercials.

Quinton May was already back in the ring, having taken a breather on the outside following his EPIC SHOWDOWN with Chris Messiah just moments ago. This would be a rarity for the Canadian Gladiator; two matches on one night. Two TITLE DEFENSES on one night, too.

With the crowd already riled up for another classic TV Title match-up that would match those already etched in the annals of tume, Quincy was noticeably worried. For some reason, he never liked the idea of wrestlers working two matches in one night.

He thought it was an act of desperation on their part, to be noticed.

Tonight, though, the Canadian Gladiator was desperate to cling on to his TV Title.

"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC was blaring over the speakers, and BANTAM DIABLO was already climbing into the ring, as the audience members settled back into their seats following the completion of the short commercial break. Diablo looked up at the crowd, presumably grinning (mask and all), and he quickly locked eyes with Quincy Mama, who slicked his hair back and cracked his knuckles.

The famous Ladder Match last week had taken a lot outta him, this was a true test.

* DING DING DING *

It was on.

Both men started to circle each other, none blinking, with the crowd going wild. Each competitor harboured thoughts of how to strike first. Each having the vision of being the victor in a couple of minutes. The crowd were roaring like bloodthirsty maniacs now, unable to take the anticipation that had been on boil for practically the entire night.

And then, it happened.

Diablo made the first move, as he lunged at Quinton.

Quincy spotted it a mile away, however, and sidestepped, sending Diablo into the turnbuckle. May quickly turned around and exploded with a barrage of right hooks, totally destroying Bantam. Quincy connected with about twenty hooks, before he almost knocked Bandia over the turnbuckle and out of the ring with a stunning uppercut with his left hand!

Bantam Diablo was stunned, and found himself being hurled across the ring, towards the diagonal turnbuckle, courtesy of an especially strong irish whip from May.

The result? Take a wild guess.

... Fine, be that way.

Diablo crashed face first into the turnbuckle, generating quite a pop from the crowd, and he staggered backwards like a drunkard. Quinton was ready to pile on the punishment, flooring Diablo with an exquisite armdrag as the latter finally turned around. Bantam was quick to his feet, but found himself crumpling down to the canvas again via another armdrag.

Diablo was mighty frustrated by now, but as he returned to his vertical base, the Minnesota native found himself being struck down again. This time, by way of a high-leg clothesline from Quinton. A signature move, from the Television Champ.

Short match? Perhaps. Let's find out;


ONE.


TWO.


TH - BANTAM GOTZ THE SHOULDER UP!


Quinton, still panting from the earlier exertions with Chris Messiah, glared at the referee as he stood to his feet, backing off from his opponent. Bantam fiddled about with his mask, struggling to his feet, realising that Quincy Mama was really at the top of his game.

And as Bantam turned around, Quincy charged at him, more than ready to build on this promising opening. Bantam had it scouted, though, and knocked May down with a vicious throat thrust, drawing *some* jeers from the crowd. Quincy was up within a heartbeat, but suffered another throat thrust for his troubles.

A pair of knife-edged chops followed, and Diablo quickly sent Quinton into the ropes, satisfied at having slowed down the pace of the match.

His confidence was growing, and it showed, as Bandia took Quinton down with tilt-a-whirl sideslam! Fancy move from the cheeky Little Devil. Immediately after, Diablo kipped up to his feet, raising his arms in the air, proud of himself. Quinton writhed about on the canvas, looking as if he hurt his neck from that exchange.

Diablo didn't care. He bounced himself off the ropes, and hurled himself onto Quinton with a rolling thunder. The cover followed mere seconds later, and Bantam hooked the legs;


ONE.


TWO.


KICK-OUT!


Quincy Mama was still alive.

It was going to take much more than a rolling thunder to keep him down. Diablo knew this too, and immediately pulled Quincy up, dropkicking Quinton in the face a second later. The Television Champ staggered back with some force and his spine crashed into one of the corner turnbuckles. The impact of which saw him stagger right back out of the corner.

Diablo rolled onto his back expertly, getting into a crouched position. With a malevolent gleam in his eyes, Bantam Diablo leaped up, flinging himself at Quinton.

... And connecting with a running STO. Don't see that often, eh?

"BOOOO!"

The crowd -- Quinton's devout supporters, especially -- were not liking the fact that the challenger was in control of the match now. But, BD ignored them and made the cover.

The referee shrugged his skinny lil' shoulders and dropped to his knees;


ONE.


TWO.


KICK-OUT!


Bantam grunted. He wasn't even close. Poor thing.

Frustrated, Diablo yanked the dazed Quincy up and growled at him, like a horny tiger, striking with a barrage of forearm fists. May couldn't even get his hands up to defend himself, and found himself tumbling over the ropes & out of the ring, following a very calculated discus punch from Bantam.

Seconds later, the Little Devil himself joined his opponent on the outside, the referee close behind. Quinton was on his knees and as Diablo came closer, May struck with a couple of forearm shots to the abdominals of BD, slowing his adversary down even more.

Before leaping to his feet and somersaulting backwards, slamming both his feet upwards in a rising arc into Diablo's jaw! Bantam Diablo stumbled backwards, his spine making unprotected contact against the ring apron. What was even more surprising that Quinton had landed on his feet, inciting many a wolf whistle and applause for his capoeira-like move.

The Canadian Gladiator did the same last week too, against Phil Atken.

But the best was yet to come from him.

"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"
"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"
"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"

With no regard whatsoever for Diablo's well-being, Quinton had taken it upon himself to teach Bantam Diablo a thing or two about playing rough, lashing out with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Of course, May had the smarts to realise his environment and exerted more energy, sending Bantam flying into the barricade wall.

The challenger for the TV Title was out. The referee frowned.

Quinton simply took the time to catch his breath.

Smart move, but it was shortlived, as Diablo clambered to his knees, a small laceration having been formed right above his left eye. He was also gasping for breath. May snorted, once again reaching out for Bantam's head for hair.

... No dice, this time. Why?

Sneaky low-blow from Diablo, who then shoved Quinton against the ring apron. May winced in pain, agitated that the tables had been turned that quickly. Noting that he could be further dismantled if he stayed on the outside, the former ACW Television & Scorpion Fighting Champion rolled back into the ring much to the glee of the referee, leaving Diablo to do his own recuperation.

Diablo, however, had more than that in mind, as he reached under the ring, and took out a weapon.

A steel chair, to be more precise.

Perhaps he didn't care if he was going to be disqualified. Deftly sliding back into the ring, Diablo chuckled sinisterly, watching Quinton closely as the latter forced himself up, as the pesky referee continued to check on May, wondering if the Rising Star could continue.

Several of the fans had begun to become animated, trying to warn May of the danger. Bantam shook his head as he raised the chair over his head, just as Quinton foolishly turned around, none the wiser.

SMACK

OH NO! QUINTON HAD DUCKED! And?

The moronic referee got hit in the head instead. Bantam screamed like a little girl, turning around just in time to evade a spinning heel kick from Quincy Mama. The audience once again gasped, with Diablo still having the chair in his hand...

SMACK

The Canadian Gladiator was down. Well, duh, you say.

SMACK

SMACK

Ahhh, but I wasn't done. HA.

Anyways. Bantam had struck with two more chairshots for good measure, before he tossed the chair out of the ring. The crowd jeered loudly now, naturally, but Bantam simply ignored them, crouching over the body of Quinton May as claret began to trickle down and cover his face. Going up against Bantam Diablo was always going to be a tough proposition.

And with the bumbling referee stirring back to life, BD hooked the legs, visions of greatness flooding his mind;


ONEEEEEE.


TWOOOOOOO.


THREEEEEEEEEEE...


Hell no.

Quinton May has his foot on the ropes.

Bantam's eyes widened in shock, and the crowd celebrated jubilantly! The young man born in Canada was still very much alive, and this annoyed Diablo. Diablo rose to his feet and contemplated arguing with the referee, but he realised that he was better off setting up for the finishing blow. The referee, meanwhile, began to look puzzled at the sight of blood.

Then he shook it off, thinking nothing of it. Jackass.

With Quincy's face now covered by vitals that matched the colour of his hair, he probably didn't need more bloodloss. Bantam Diablo hadn't considered that at all as his right fist continued to pound the Canadian Gladiator's face, before the Little Devil pulled Quinton up and twisted his arm. Old-fashioned arm wrench. Ahhh.

This one had a twist; a jumping thrust kick to the face, that sent the Rising Star staggering backwards into the ropes.

And as Quinton May bounced off those ropes, Bantam Diablo kicked him in the gut, and got into position for what appeared to be a side Russian leg sweep. OH, WAIT. Bantam calls this move, THE ENDORZ.

Sounds cool.

But we didn't get to see it, though. Why?

Quinton May realised the seriousness of the predicament he was trapped in and instinctively struck with a crosshook, effectively squirming out of the hold. The Canadian Gladiator was on a high now, having tasted his own blood, and blasted Bantam with several more solid hooks. The crowd were on their feet now, cheering loudly as Quincy whipped Bantam into the ropes. There was more to follow, though.

Diablo got TOTALLY planted with a tilt-a-whirl reverse DDT. You had to be there to believe it.

Quincy Mama kipped to his feet and wiped the sweat off his forehead, his limbs burning from the exhaustion that was setting in. Despite all that, though, the Rising Star gave his fans more reason to cheer as he hopped over to a corner turnbuckle and hoisted himself to the top in a single bound.

That was, before he executed an earth-shattering split-legged moonsault!

"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"
"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"
"QUINCY MAMA!!~!!"

The best part about it? Quinton had the legs hooked almost immediately.

Referee got down to his knees and did his job;


ONE.


TWO.


THREE... NOOOO!


BANTAM DIABLO had kicked out! Amazing.

Quinton May didn't think so as he growled angrily at the referee, before he rolled on his head, and pulled Bantam up with him. It was a slick move, and the fans had an inkling of what to expect now.

They almost creamed when Quinton kicked Diablo in the gut. That was followed by the Rising Star shoving the Bandia in between his legs. And then, the double underhook of the arms. You know what THIS is, folks. Clap along, it'll be fun!

...

...


... HIDEAWAY!!

It was all over, ladies and gentlemen. But for some reason, it wasn't.

Because, Quinton May didn't make the cover.

Instead, he rose to his feet and rose his arms in the air, letting blood drip off his face and down onto the canvas. The fans were confused, yes, but they continued to celebrate like a pack of ravenous hyenas anyways, because they are marks. Then, I saw it. A glint of madness in Quincy's eyes.

Seconds later, he was on the top of the turnbuckle, looking down at Bantam.

And without any fear on his face, the Canadian Gladiator took flight, connecting with a 450º headbutt. It was pretty surreal, but it had a name which was fitting, because not even God himself could kick out of a move like that.

SERAPHIC CESSATION.


ONE.


TWO.


THREE.


He did it.

The bell rung and Quinton May was declared the victor. He clambered to his feet and collected his TV Title, having made successful title defenses in one night. Needless to say, the crowd were absolutely over the moon, chanting the Canadian's name as he thanked the fans for their support and climbed out of the ring.

Just as ALEX DRAPER slid into the ring, having jumped out of the crowd. Oh, did I mention?

He had a chair in his hand, and Bantam Diablo was already getting back to his feet.

SMACK

No, he wasn't. Not anymore, at least.

SMACK

SMACK

SMACK

SMACK

SMACK

Not for a long time, it seemed.

Quinton May looked back to the ring, as a stream of officials hustled past him and stormed down to the ring to try and peel Draper off of the downed Bantam Diablo. The Canadian Gladiator, with his titles in his possession, thought that he should probably go back into the ring and help Diablo out. For some reason.

But he didn't, and instead, left.

... Yeah, that's the end of this match.

WINNER : Quinton May

THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT WAS NOT AIRED 
TO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, OR TO THE ARENA CROWD

And You Are?

Author - Oz
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He approached the large wooden door. The handle was cold; the nameplate read ‘William Laguna’. However, the apparent intimidation some people face when discussing matters with their boss wasn’t evident within the mind of Simian Kade. You’d think it would be worse considering Simian had never actually met the man.

He turned the knob and slowly swung the large door open. Inside sat Laguna, fiddling away with papers and such. Getting the business side of the federation organized.

“Hi, you wanted to see me,” although he didn’t look nervous, it was obvious Kade was going out of his way to be polite. Laguna looked up briefly, before continuing to shuffle the papers.

Kade looked around the office. He saw the paintings hung and the leather couch against the sidewall.

Damn, ACW sure as hell shelled over a lot for this setup. He thought to himself.

Finally the new owner of Allstar Championship Wrestling looked up at Simian with what appeared to be undivided attention.

“… And you are?” he asked, a little confused by Kade’s presence.

Kade was stunned. How could he not know who he was?

Pfft… Idiot.

“I’m Simian Kade, you called me down here…” Kade said with a confused look on his face. Laguna wasn’t serious…

… Was he?

“Ah, that’s right, the new guy, glad to have you aboard,” Laguna smiled and rested his hands on the large mahogany desk.

“Actually, I’m glad you called me down here, I’ve got a favor I’d like to ask,” Simian took a deep breath; he wasn’t nervous before, but he sure was now.

“A favor?” Laguna raised an eyebrow.

“Yes; a favor,” Kade repeated. The sweat began to flow from the glands in his underarms. He wiped his brow.

“You are quick in feeling out your boundaries I see, how long have you been part of ACW?” Laguna raised up to a vertical base, he was now looking at Kade. They were eye level, which gave Kade the impression that William Laguna was not all too impressed.

“About two weeks,” Kade said with a little crackle in his voice. He coughed, trying to cut the tension.

“You’ve been in my company for two weeks and you’re already asking me for favors,” Laguna smiled, “aha, well, what can I do you for?”

Phew.

The tension was cut. 

Kade relaxed.

“Well, I seem to have run into that powder nose that you call a wrestler. Rome the Vile, or whatever his name is,” Kade grunted, that nickname, that he had dubbed Joshua with amused him.

“Powder nose?” Laguna said it with authority, but there was a hint of humor in his voice. 

“I’ll be sure to tell Joshua and the other superstars that you are making jokes about someone’s cocaine addiction,” Laguna’s face went cold. He wasn’t impressed with Kade. His attitude was in need of a major adjustment.

“So, you have come to me asking for a match with Rome the Vile. And you expect me too grant you it? Is that the case… Simian Kade?” Laguna leaned over the desk, he awaited Kade’s response.

“No sir, that’s not what I expect…” Kade paused.

“Good,” Laguna pounded the message into Kade’s ears loud and clear. He turned to push his leather chair back under the desk.

“… I’m demanding it… sir,” Kade said it with power and authority… two things he did not have in this federation… yet.

He had crossed a line; it infuriated Laguna.

“You know what… Simian?” Laguna said with a sarcastic, yet angry tone in his voice.

“I’m going to grant your wish...for one reason. Maybe powder nose will knock a little manners into your system?"

“Good,” he said, as he walked out the door and shut it behind him.

Meanwhile inside the office Laguna shook his head.

“Who the hell does he think he is?” He asked himself. 

“Who does he think he is?”

Revenge is a Dish...
Author - Aaron and Ray
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“Cicatriz ESP” by The Mars Volta hit again for the second time that night. Ville Azure made his way out. Ville Azure, with a deadpan face. Ville Azure with emotionless eyes. Ville Azure with a microphone in hand. Over the past few weeks, the fans had come to dislike him and his way of handling things. His almost sadistic streak of violent acts and egotistical insults against other ACW stars, may it be Kraig Carter, Jesse Ramey, or even Lancett, had caught them off guard and left them with a bad taste in his mouth.

When Ville had debuted, on the April 1st show, he seemed like a promising new talent. Now? They weren't sure what he was. Yes, he was impressive. Yes, he had a certain sort of charisma about him... but there was something a little off about the man. Something that made them love to hate him. This was Ville Azure at his most hated.

In the ring, with a microphone to his lips and an almost sickening look of confidence spreading on his face, he spoke. This was the first time he directly spoke to the ACW fans... and he was sure they would not like what they heard.

“I fear I must apologize for making you witness my outburst earlier. But, I also fear I cannot assure you that it won't happen again. You see, I consider quite a few of my fellow wrestlers to be nothing more than vermin. Such as... Jesse Ramey.” An anti-Azure chant was picking up in the front row. Ville sent the row, who looked mostly made up of college students, a rather annoyed glance.

“Vermin such as... Lancett.” Some fans, for the record, cheered at that. That was one thing Ville and the fans agreed on.

“You see, I don't tend to take kindly toward vermin. They annoy me. They pester me. They're like an itch at the roof of my mouth. I can keep scratching at it... And scratching at it... until it becomes bigger and bigger. And as it becomes bigger, my annoyance with it grows.

“When these vermin annoy me... I feel that it is my duty to gain justice for myself. To gain some sort of revenge. Extermination of the vermin usually works best.

“But, of course... There's a specific vermin that I despise most of all. His name is Kraig Carter. Evidently, Kraig is a detective. From what I gather, Kraig doesn't tend to get along with me very well. We don't like each other. In fact, I'm pretty sure we're nearing the point in which we despise even seeing each other. And, as far as I'm concerned, Kraig needs to be exterminated just like all other vermi--”

“The Watcher 2 (Instrumental)” by Jay Z hit and the fans erupted in cheers as Kraig Carter made his way out, microphone in hand and bubble pipe in mouth. Asmusic faded, for a moment, it was all very similar to am old west showdown. Kraig Carter stood, tall and mighty. His eyes wide, a grin on his face. The typical cowpoke sheriff just waitin' to shoot his gun. Ville Azure stood, a frown on his face that portrayed him as the outlaw villain. His eyes glowed with fury, like a train flying like all hell down the tracks. The fans were cacti. The lights were the blazing hot sun, shining down upon the baked ground. The words were the weapons. Everything was silent. You could hear a pin drop. You could hear the wind whistle.

Ville broke the silence.

"Kraig Carter!" He screamed, loud like some sort of king upon a throne. "How dare you interrupt me now, at my finest hour?! Who permitted you to be out here, you pathetic piece of filth?!"

Placing his long fingers on his chin where his beard was beginning to grow in at, Kraig slightly began to rub it back and forth. At the same time a smile developed. But not a smile of love, a smile of hate.

"Ville... Ville... Ville," Kraig repeated chuckling a bit. "No one gives me permission to do anything. I do what I want, when I want, and however I want to do it."

He paused for a second looking out at the roaring fans.

"Besides. Who are you to be questioning me anyway?" Kraig asked, grinning widely as he continued to rub his chin.

And, just like the outlaw in some sort of cheap spaghetti western, Ville shot his gun. “Fuck you.” Bang. The shots were fired and the Ville was out of the ring, making his way up the ramp with fury in his eyes.

Kraig simply chuckled as Ville made his way up the ramp with his rage building. The guns were still a-shootin'. Bang, Ville gave anger. Bang, Kraig gave giggles. Bang, Ville gave hatred. Bang, Kraig gave chuckles. As Ville was only feet away from Kraig, already lifting his arm, Kraig's voice rang throughout the arena once more.

He said: “Ville... I suggest you don't do that. I did some fine detective work and I discovered a thing or two about you that you might not want these nice fans to know.”

Ville stopped, with eyes widening like he had just saw a ghost. Something happened within Ville's head. Cogs turned and cranks rumbled as he looked up at Kraig, his mouth hanging slightly open. Slowly, he lowered his fist and began to try to calm himself. Kraig nodded his head, clapping his hands together. “Clap-clap. I applaud you, Mr. Azure. You've made the right decision! BINGO!”

Ville didn't have a mic anymore. He left it in the ring. He was unarmed. A spaghetti western cowboy outlaw without a gun. He was helpless. He was weak. The rootin', tootin', badass, cowboy sheriff had won. Kraig Carter had won the showdown.
Kraig simply lifted the microphone once more to his lips, calling into it: “Ville Azure... Follow me, please?”

The fans were eating it up as 'The Watcher 2' began to burst through the P.A. The fans cheered Kraig Carter on as he made his way through the curtains... followed by the defeated Ville Azure.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I Am Your Crimson Soaked Hero, Part Two
Author - Zezu
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The lights dimmed.

The fans went silent.

As the spotlight graved the side of the stage, where SilverHAWK sat with a bottle of water in hand, and the ACW World Championship Belt slung across the table, Thomas Kilpatrick prepping his next question.

"The present HAWK...how does it feel to be ACW Champion once again?"

"It feels...good but bad. You see, I think if the match against Osyrus would have happened before King of Ages, and before I put Alias and Kain into that series, there would have been nothing the matter with it. However, because Alias had to give up his title, my reign is now tainted...tainted to such a degree that I had to pull off the plate that reads my name on the title. So tainted that I only carry this championship around because I've been told to...to keep up the "image"."

Kilpatrick pondered, either to get set for his next question, or wait until the boo's and jeers stopped ringing around the arena. "So what does HAWK plan to do about his tainted image as Champion?"

"I've already done something about it, and you all seen it on Courage last week. The challenge has been laid down to your champion," SilverHAWK said as he moved his fingers over the arena, "and now all he has to do is accept it, and we will have our showdown."

"What are your actual thoughts on Alias? We all know the views you have had about him, but they seem to stem more or less from the viewpoint of the fans and that he should be the world champion."

"Alias, is a good kid..."

A slight cheer.

"...but bad for ACW."

A more than slight boo.

"You see...these people don't know what goes on behind that curtain, there is a lot

Repercussions
Author - IKE!
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Mistakes happen. People often pay for their mistakes. Sometimes mistakes are costly. Some mistakes are more costly than others. Sometimes you pay for the same mistake twice.

This, this was sometimes.

Alex Draper once more had not been booked for the show. His aggravation boiled in his veins as he slammed his fist through the corkboard. There was a brick wall behind it, and behind that was the office of the owner.

Chalk up another to the “mistakes you pay for” category.

Laguna stepped out of his office, and looked at Draper. His eyes told the story of what he was thinking. He was neither scared of Draper, nor impressed with his actions. He merely shook his head and sighed.

“BD was right about you.” Laguna said, still shaking his head.

“Give me a break.” Draper said, rolling his eyes.

“Alex, please. This is how having a job works. We have to listen to every employee, and it just so happens that BD is obviously skilled as a worker, and we value his opinion.” Laguna replied.

“What? COME ON! What about my fucking word? You can’t just not give me another shot. How the hell am I supposed to prove you wrong if you won’t even give me another chance!” Draper screamed, obviously angry.

“There are some things that are beyond your control, Alex. You made your choices via your actions. Maybe you should think about that for next time.”

“At this rate there won’t be a next time.” Draper replied, and with a kick, sent the board to the ground, splitting it in half.

As Draper walked away, Laguna just shook his head. It seemed that some people were bound to make mistakes for their entire lives.

Grudge Match
Jesse Ramey Vs. Simian Kade
Author - Oz
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The night was moving forth and for the most part the events were going smoothly. ACW was picking up momentum, due to the hard work of the new faces and veterans alike.

The fans in the Cleveland arena were buzzing; ACW had returned for the first time since the hiatus. And because of this they were stoked.

Suddenly ‘The Death Song’ by Marilyn Manson kicked into high gear…

we're on a bullet
and we're headed straight into god
even he'd like to end it too
we take a pill, get a face
buy our ticket
and we hope that heaven's true
I saw a cop beat a priest on the TV
and they know they killed our heroes too

The curtain was pushed aside, the fans booed the being who was about to enter. His boots pounded against the steel ramp way.

Queue the pyrotechnics.

Queue.

simianKADE.

He glared into the sea of fans. He smirked; this is what he lived for, he thought as he approached the ring. He climbed onto the apron. He hadn’t yet found a ring entrance that brought him success. He figured one would suit him and get him on the winning track.

He scaled the far turnbuckle. He threw his left arm into the air, the fans booed and jeered. They hated him already. He hopped down from the turnbuckle to be greeted by the sounds of ‘Going Down in Flames’ by Three Doors Down.

Kade rested his body against the corner and watched as the bigSCREEN played the montage that belonged to Jesse Ramey.

Mr. Action walked out of the curtain to the capacity crowd in the small arena. Some were booing, while others were cheering. The reaction was a mixed one for Jesse Ramey. As Bad Attitude made his way down to the ring he began to watch Kade. Making sure he had no advantage on him what so ever. No undoing of the turnbuckle pads; no concealed weapons. This was going to be a fair fight.

As Ramey approached the ring he picked up speed. He dove under the ring ropes and charged at Kade. The oncoming threat caught Kade by surprise. Ramey drove his shoulder into Kade, who outweighed him by nearly 80 pounds.

Kade bounced off the turnbuckle and fell straight into the canvas. Ramey was quick to get back to his feet. He drove his knee into the back of the neck of Kade who grunted in pain. Ramey relented, but only for a second as he climbed to the second rope. He dropped the elbow right into the kidney area of The Fallen Angel.

“Attitude!”
“Attitude!”

Half of the crowd was in favor of the former Action! Star. While the other half was whole-heartedly against him.

“Ramey SUCKS!”
“Ramey SUCKS!”

He got to his feet. He looked down at his adversary. Kade clutched his lower back in distress. Jesse reached down and grabbed a handful of the New York native’s hair. He smacked Kade in the face, a blunt show of disrespect toward his opponent.

“Get up bitch!” Ramey screamed into the ear of Simian Kade. He pulled The Sinister Hero to his feet, only to drive his boot into Kade’s midsection.

A doubled over Simian reached down. He grabbed a hold of the leg of Ramey. But Jesse pulled back, knocking Kade of balance. Ramey shoved him into the corner and began to level his chest with chops.

“WHOO!”
“WHOO!”
“WHOO!”

The fans screamed as one chop after another pounded square into the chest of Simian Kade. Kade leaned back, Ramey pulled away just for a second to taunt the crowd.

Smack.

Kade’s forearm collided with the neck of Mr. Action. It was Kade’s first offensive maneuver, and it left a lasting impression with Ramey. Jesse gasped for air as Kade pulled him to his feet. A quick leg sweep brought him back to the mat as Simian dropped an elbow straight into Jesse’s heart.

Then another, and another, and another. Finally the elbows ceased and Ramey was able to catch his wind. He slowly made his way to his feet, however he was met with an oncoming spear.

Great Depression!

… Not to be.

Ramey avoided it. Kade’s momentum launched him hard into the steel ring post. His shoulder was in a bad way as he walked away from the corner. Although Jesse had already wrestled a match this evening, he was showing no ill effects.

As Kade stumbled away from the turnbuckle Ramey positioned himself…

Extreme Measures.

It caught Kade off guard.

Smack.

The heel of Ramey’s boot caught Kade right under the chin. He hit the mat. Hard.

1…

2…

Kickout. Ramey quickly jumped up to his feet. He jogged over to the turnbuckle.

Culture Development…

Smack.

Kade rolled out of the way. Ramey hit the mat. Plain and simple. The wind was thrust from Ramey’s lungs. He gasped for air. The Asai Moonsault was a mistake. Simian knew he had to make him pay.

He quickly dropped to the mat, and applied the ankle lock.

Ramey screamed in pain. His ankle was being twisted and bent in ways that an ankle should not. He raised up on his hands, trying to take some of the pressure off of his ankle. His feeble attempts to crawl to the ropes were just that. Feeble. Kade would not let him free. Ramey was going to have to fight his way to the ropes in order for the hold to break.

And that is what he did. Inch by inch, he made it. He snapped his arm around the bottom rope as the referee made the count.

1…

2…

3…

4…

Kade dropped Ramey. He hit the mat, only to immediately clutch his ankle. The pain was immense. But Kade did not stop his assault.

He spun Mr. Action around so his feet were on the ropes. He placed his ankle directly on the woven steel.

Smack.

Kade bounced up and landed directly on the already injured ankle. Ramey screamed as the pain shot up through his leg.

Again, and again Kade continued to try to snap the ankle in two. Finally he hopped down. He stood over Ramey; he tossed in arms in the air, the fans booed. And to their delight, his arms wouldn’t remain there for long.

School boy!

1…

2…

Kickout. Ramey rolled away from Kade and gingerly got up to his feet. He was favoring the ankle as he hopped around the ring. The problem was he was a sitting duck. Kade slowly approached and nailed Jesse with a right hand that sent him back into the ropes. Kade Irish-whipped him towards the other side of the ring.

He didn’t make it three feet before his ankle collapsed.

Thwack.

Kade drove his forearm into the back of the head of Mr. Action as he was on his way down to the mat. Kade smirked. He picked up Ramey and tossed him into the corner. He was manhandling him. The fans didn’t approve.

“F**k you!” Kade called out to his naysayers. He repeated it. The fans booed louder. Kade just smiled towards them as he charged at Ramey.

Thump.

Jesse’s knee came up and caught Kade right in the groin. The look on Simian’s face told the story as he hit the canvas. Ramey dropped down on him.

1…

2…

3…!

No. Kickout. Simian got the shoulder up to the discontent of Ramey. He hobbled over to the corner where he climbed the turnbuckle. The fans were on his side at this point. They were fully against Kade. He launched himself…

Frog splash!

Yes!

Kade’s ribs compressed into his organs, he exhaled as the fans cheered!

1…

2…

Kickout again!

Ramey pounded the mat in frustration.

“Shit!” he screamed.

He limped his way across the ring. He rested for a moment on the ropes, trying to catch a possible second wind. Then he charged.

He headed forward toward Kade… Touchdown!

Ala the Rolling Thunder of Rob Van Dam, Ramey spiked the back of his neck into the chest of Simian Kade. Just one problem. Kade wasn’t there.

As Ramey hit the deck neck, Simian had rolled away. He was now stalking Ramey, waiting for him to rise back to his feet. Ramey got to a vertical base. He turned right into it.

Great Depression.

Match.

Over.

The referee counted the pin, and raised the arm of Simian Kade. New York’s Finest smirked as he looked down towards Ramey who was lying motionless on the mat.

“Teach you to f**k with me,” he spoke down to Jesse who was clearly out cold. Kade dropped down under the ropes and made his way up the rampway. This had turned into a good night for Simian.

It looked as if he was getting back together with Becky, and now he picked up a big victory over Ramey.

What surprises will next week hold in store for Simian Kade?

WINNER : Simian Kade

THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT WAS NOT AIRED 
TO THE TELEVISION AUDIENCE, OR TO THE ARENA CROWD

Her, Part 3

Author - Josh
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“How do you live in this dump!?”

”What do you mean this is my locker room.”

ACW’s new love birds where at it again! Maybe they need Alias . . .

“Baby, come on and sit down.” Lancett said as he was taking his shirt and watching out for his stitches.

A low but loud screech was over heard from back in the locker room. Lancett’s head rises like a guard dog just hearing the yell for help. He quickly put down everything he was doing and ran over to the sound almost tripping over his untied shoes.

“Rat! Nasty rat!” Abbey said as she was cowering on a bench.

Lancett spotted his love pointing at a rodent that crawled from out of a locker. He sighed as he looked down then back up at her. “I told you, the conditions are that remarkable.”

She looked at him and she had the complete opposite of a smile on her face to the comment. “You just want to prove me wrong, it isn’t working Josh.”

“Abbey, this isn’t a joke. You’re a freaking college student! Why do you want to tour with me?”

“You don’t want me here?” Abbey said sitting down and bringing her knees to her chest hugging them. She huffed and puffed a couple times.

“I never said that, baby, I’m just saying. I’m her because I love it… and it is my job. I did this,” He pointed to his stitches, “For a cheap one hundred dollar bonus, and the fans. You are here for me? It is hard to believe, that you left the parties, friends, and family back in Illinois. Don’t you think?”

“Josh, if you want me to leave I will. I’m sorry to be concerned about my love.”

He sighed again, being controlled once… again.

He walked over to her an kissed her forehead, “I love you.”

She smiled and you could almost see money signs in her orbs. He then let her go, “I have to get ready, baby. You want to just hang out back here?”

“What you want me to hang out with my new rat friend? No, I’ll find a open seat or head back to Illinois.” She said lying to him. Lancett didn’t have a clue. He kissed her forehead again and walked off to his locker.

“Okay.”

Lancett pulled his tights from his gym bag and an elbow pad. He looked into the locker and shoved his shirt into the locker.

Wait! Why is Lancett getting ready? He doesn’t have a match . . .

I Am Your Crimson Soaked Hero, Part Three
Author - Zezu
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The fans booed.

They knew what was coming next.

More mind-freezing talk with the champion?

Indeed.

"SilverHAWK," Kilpatrick started, "ACW Revival, on the 9th of May, what happens if Alias comes out on top in that match, are we going to see another retirement?"

"You know...I'm beginning to turn out to be like some sort of Michael Jordan figure aren't I? I retired before Legends, came back for that, and then retired to help run ACW, but when my job wasn't safe, I had to make a hard decision to keep my job."

The fans didn't agree on that.

"And now you see me as the federations figurehead once again...to answer your question, no. ACW is going through a change, and with that change comes new talent that I am looking to get to grips with, and hopefully I will."

"So how do you see the new ACW coming up against the other big names in this industry?"

"To do well...ACW must try and keep away from the competition."

Huh?

"The day that ACW starts looking at other feds and trying to better them or match them will be the day ACW loses what makes it that special for these fans to come here week in and week out, and that's because ACW has something, that other feds don't have. You can't really put your finger on it...originality...the talent...the history...I dunno, but there is something that makes these people come back, and that's what we must keep striving towards.

I'll always remember something that Dunn said to me about ACW surviving through everything...he said;

The first and only Rule of survival: Pack your own parachute.

And ACW's was packed a long long time ago."

Grudge Match
Ninja K Vs. Vinnie Copeland
Author - Sean M
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The lights dimmed.

The cameras panned.

The PA came to life.

The fans stood.

"Die Motherfucker Die" as preformed by Dope.

In this years edition of ACW, there was a "stereotype" of characters whose names appeared on the roster. There are few characters that the ACW die hard fans dig, and there are many that the die hard fans hate. And that is no understatement. There is, however a very miniscule sodding amount who float between. No matter what type of fan you are, when you hear this theme, you should already know that you’re in for an action packed scene.

His mic skills? Brilliant.

His in ring talent? Outstanding.

His charisma? Underrated.

Wasting no time, V I N N I E  C O P E L A N D appeared from the backstage, ripping the ACW curtains to the sides, appearing to a huge arena that all formed one large jeer. No specific chants that those like Phil Atken or Lancett receive, just one large jeer, to Vinnie this was more symbolic. He didn't want to hear the fans scream words at him, he wanted to know they hated him.

Copeland mocked the fans, with some fluent flipping of both middle fingers surely didn't help create a positive vision that those surrounding him saw. Vinnie, however didn't care. There were men on this roster that pretend like they "don't give a fuck" but really, if there was any man here who DIDN'T care what anybody else thought about him, it was this man. Vince Copeland.

The Arizonian Nightmare, weighing a stone above 1/4 of a tonne, was making his way down the ramp towards the ring. Grimacing at the fans who outstretched towards him, wouldn't let any one of them place a hand on him. Developing a concrete base here in the ACW, the fans who got a sample of what this rookie could produce last week HAD to give it to him. Not many people on this roster could give Ninja K such a fight.

Tonight, this man had another chance in front of the Clevelanders of Ohio. (Okay that sucked, blow me) Copeland didn't care who he would compete against, his mind was set on ruining the man previously noted as Ninja K. Now a firm base in the ring, no pun intended, Copeland began to pace awaiting his rival (as a matter of fact he was proving to be a firm individual in the ring as well, it's funny how words work like that. Hi Russ!).

Err...anyways....

Cue light fade.

"Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park.

This was a man you HAD to respect. The die hard fans filling the capacity crowd definitely gave it up for this man. An individual who risked and put his body on the line each and every time he stepped foot in the ring. Even if it wasn't necessary. Kenshiro Inogami slowly made his way to the ring as a light strobe emitted some light to the fans to recognize where he was. 

Kenshiro wasted no time, no posing for the crowd, not raising his arms, not even looking at them. He had a different "baby face" tactic, being ENTERTAINING, of which many of the talent here in ACW lacked. The fast paced walk and the evil glare that was locked on the eyes of Copeland, leaving Vinnie in the ring to show very much respect with a middle finger stuck up right back at him. Still no facial expression change, Kenshiro shook it off and remained in the zone.

In one short jolt, The Ronin had jumped from the concrete outside to the canvas, where he spring boarded himself over the ropes and front flipped straight to the middle of the ring. Copeland cracked a smirk that signaled that Ninja K didn't look the least bit impressive with that entrance. 

As the music faded, the bell didn't ring just yet, both men glancing around the arena to the fans, who screamed their heads off in anticipation for the match to begin. The set of eyes all locked again.

Cue bell ring.

Both men aware of each other’s styles and were slowly beginning to adapt to each of them. Ninja K, outsized by nearly 25 pounds, was much speedier and quicker than Copeland. Vinnie's grimacing was pure intimidation to Kenshiro...the two circled and it was on.

A large grapple pushed both tyrants back, however Copeland had the overall strength to push Kenshiro into the corner, and begin with fluent knees sent to Kenshiro's stomach. After he felt that this maneuver was successful, Copeland decided to send him across the ring with an Irish whip.

Kenshiro had different plans.

So did Copeland.

Kenshiro turned it around and went to throw his prey into the corner.

Copeland saw it coming, and floored his nemesis in the middle of the ring with a HUGE clothesline that Kenshiro was pulled into. Sending Kenshiro looking at the lights, Copeland followed up with a large elbow to the chest, and a pinfall.

One!

Kickout, not even close Vin.

Copeland didn't care, he never really expected to finish Inogami that fast, he wanted to have SOME fun tonight. This is why K was ripped to his feet and again pushed into the corner. This would be a perfect position for Vinnie to attack from, he didn't THINK Kenshiro could maneuver out of the way, at least.

Harsh shoulder blocks emitting a loud wince from Kenshiro each time one was delivered spread a smile ear to ear on the face of Copeland. Vinnie decided to back up and turn this into a wicked spear. This was, until Kenshiro propped himself up the turnbuckle and front flipped over the bent over Copeland. 

Reverse School boy!

One!

Two!

Thrr-Nooo!

That definitely caught Copeland by surprise, as he pushed off and rolled backwards, the agility God Ninja K was standing at his feet who immediately dropkicked the chest of Copeland, sending him backwards, not down just yet. Kenshiro got back to his feet and delivered a buzz saw kick to the thigh of Copeland, who wasn't quite yet used to this pain. Last weeks dosage just wasn't enough.

Copeland, who doubled over after that kick tried to approach towards some offence, but failed miserably. A large clothesline easily ducked by Kenshiro sent him with his back facing the Ronin, who capitalized and sent Copeland's head into laterals with a HUGE heel kick.

Thirteen seconds later, Copeland woke up to Kenshiro thezzed atop him punching him in the face. The facial expression of Copeland changed immediately as he wrapped both hands around Ninja's throat and slowly stood to his feet. As soon as he got there, Copeland tossed Kenshiro off him, earning some time. Copeland immediately rubbed the back of his head, this dire pain that was eating away at his head was shook off.

Copeland went after Kenshiro again, who was sent into the opposing ropes with an Irish whip.

WHAM!

'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'

A cold shoulder placed into the jaw of Kenshiro sent him looking to the Heavens. Copeland didn't let him recuperate either. Instead, Kenshiro was forced up and Irish whipped, again, this time Copeland capitalized with a spinning Spinebuster that knocked all wind inside Ninja K out of him. 

And to think, Copeland was going to give him a chance to breathe.

Just a second, wait for Hell to freeze over please.

WHAM!

'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'
'COPELAND-SUCKS!'

A brain buster DDT was really making Copeland look impressive. The fans were also beginning to get a bit irritated, anymore of this and their Saviour wouldn't be woken up 'till next Christmas.

This is exactly why Copeland decided to go for the early pinfall.

One!

Two!

Thr-Nooo!

Copeland slammed a fist to the mat and got into the face of the official. The man who was going to decide the fate of the match up. The man who could count a millisecond quicker to earn Copeland the win. The man who saw Kenshiro Inogami over the shoulder of Copeland.

CRACK!

Crowd pop.

CRACK!

Crowd pop.

CRACK!

Kenshiro floored Copeland with some wicked uppercuts to the jaw, leaving Copeland again in a daze. The referee let it go, a bit too much contact some may say, but then again this was Vinnie Copeland, nobody liked Copeland.

Kenshiro pulled Copeland to his feet, who was now trying to earn some offence. No such luck. 

Ninja K lit the Arizonian Nightmare up with buzz saw kicks delivered all over the body, disenabling Copeland to even budge. As Kenshiro let down on the relentless attack, Copeland flopped to the ground.

Crowd pop.

Kenshiro went for the automatic pinfall.

One!

Two!

Thre-Noo!

As close as anybody has gotten tonight, Copeland shook the head buzz off to push Ninja K off of him. Slowly making it to his feet, Kenshiro beat him there as he egged him on to continue. Sending the odd snapping kick at his abdomen area, Copeland was charging up. 

Kenshiro, however wasn't that stu...

CRRRAAAAAAACKKK!

Crowd jeer.

WHAT A FUGGIN' CLOTHESLINE!

Out of NOWHERE a clothesline from Hell was delivered by Vinnie Copeland. The Arizonian Nightmare caught Ninja K in the midst of his eyes shifting and sent a roaring bicep into the jaw of the Ronin.

Copeland passed out in anxiety...this is where he went into a serious seizure and died.

Err...I dunno where that came from. BUT he did fall to the ground because of all that it took out of him, plus what Ninja K had delivered earlier. The match began to turn it's tables, and the crowd definitely responded negatively.

Kenshiro again was not given time to breathe as he was suddenly ripped to his feet and forced into the corner with another Irish whip, as VC charged after him.

Kenshiro took all that was in him to tip up and counter Copeland's attack with a sunset flip.

Copeland had it all expected. He really had adapted to Kenshiro's different style. Copeland instead grabbed onto Ninja's ankles that immediately caused the majority of the crowd to whip out the cameras.

WHAM!

Copeland pivoted, and countered with a HUGE Alabama Slam.

'HOLY SHIT'
'HOLY SHIT'
'HOLY SHIT'
'HOLY SHIT'

One!

Two!

Three!

Thr--noooooope.

This definitely called for flashes coming from ALL over the arena. No matter WHO delivered that move if it was Lucifer himself that was DEFINITELY worth a crowd pop. Copeland leaned on the turnbuckle for balance, he was winded from that last move. A cocky grin was spread across his face as he peered out to the audience.

Ninja K, a reckless mess laid out in front of Copeland was rolling, covering up on his back, he thought a blown spot was caught and dropped like a sack of potatoes via the Arizonian Juggernaut, Vinnie Copeland. Who was really admiring the damage he had done as he looked down on his opposing force, Ninja K.

Copeland finished his rest and immediately went to attack Kenshiro's thighs, if he can't walk there's no possible way that Kenshiro could capitalize any further. Vinnie latched onto Ninja K's right ankle, lifted it high.

CRACK!

Crowd jeer.

CRACK!

Crowd jeer.

CRACK!

Crowd jeer.

This is where Vinnie stopped and turned to jaw with the fans. 

"YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS! CRY ALL YOU WANT, HE'S DONE!" Vinnie had anger and aggression all molded into one upon saying this, you could really sense his hatred for each and every ugly face surrounding him. Vinnie finished this short speech up with spitting at a child at ringside who couldn't have been older than 11.

And this is where Copeland turned to his nemesis again. The crowd went ajar as Ninja K had made it to his feet to stand toe to toe with Vinnie Copeland. Kenshiro had a look of hatred in his eyes, like he was about to rip Copeland's head off. Spitting away to the side a mixture of snot and blood was sent flying. Kenshiro wiped his mouth and got focused yet again.

The Arizona native egged him on to come forward, and the crowd was really behind Kenshiro. The slow circling around the ring occurred, each of these competitors waiting for the right time to strike, for if they didn't it could be lights out, but if you held back too long you could be lookin' at Jesus. Both men, two different strategies at mind...

The split second that Copeland's eyes left his target, Ninja K darted forward, spearing him into the turnbuckle.

Crowd pop.

Right, left, left, right, right, left, right, left...an array of punches that not even Copeland could block or fight off. Instead, Ninja K continued the onslaught that wouldn't be stopped any time soon. As soon as blood began to seep from Vinnie's mouth, Kenshiro backed off, appearing to let him out of the corner until he charged again.

Kenshiro matched the perfect time, the second Copeland shut his eyes...

CRRRRAAACK!

One!

Two!

Three!

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...

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Three? Nope. Gotcha.

Using the second rope, The Ronin balanced on the 2nd rope for nearly a second before he sent a left foot smack DAB into the jaw of the Arizonian Juggernaut. Matrix style. The scene appeared to be in slow motion to the fans, the picture perfect delivery of Kenshiro Inogami and the picture perfect sale of Vinnie Copeland had the fans thinking Copeland's jaw had just been disconnected.

Landing back onto his feet, Kenshiro peered at the damage he had done to his rival. Ninja looked back at all of the fans surrounding the two, surrounding the violence.

Crowd pop.

The crowd was soon silenced. Vinnie Copeland looked up, checking his jaw for blood, he received nothing. Ninja K was solid as concrete. Copeland was breathing extremely heavily. No ACW fan had seen such anger in one facial expression. I could explain in words, however it would be highly unsuccessful. 

CRACK!

Ninja K didn't even try to budge. He was looking straight up at the lights above after a power clothesline delivered by Copeland. The power and aggression made the majority of the crowd grimace. The disgusting sound of bicep meeting jaw and they became acquainted.

Vinnie Copeland was like a bull. The fans saw something they had not seen in the two weeks that they had laid eyes on VC. He was a rabid animal, he was not in the right state of mind. He was much different, even his appearance, the blood that still seeped out, a facial expression that was definitely not expected. It was almost like he was un human. The fans were trying to rally Ninja K but it appeared like it helped none.

The Arizona native yanked Ninja K back up and kicked him square between the legs, causing Ninja K to double over and bend over in front of Copeland himself. Immediately, a disgusting smile cracked upon the face of Copeland. He set up a power bomb.....

Crowd pop.

Zuh?

Right, right, right, left, right, right.

Ninja K was powering his way back to receive the upper hand in this match up. The fans were rallying like none other, never such a man who came so recently into the ACW had received such a HUGE pop. The fans were really beginning to dig the character known as Ninja K and express pure hatred for Copeland.

Anyways, back to the match.

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