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Finally getting around to Catherine. I'll take them both, I'm hardcore!
Orphan
16 May 2012
allison is recovering. slowly but surely. in an unrelated note HOLY GODDAMN SHIT THE MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS MOVIE IS THE BEST NON-BOOBED THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND SEEING IT FOUR TIMES ISN'T ENOUGH
Keith Scott Zimmerman
13 May 2012
Dude, Chris is used to being second. Just ask the girl we both kissed in Tokyo after the Emperor of Japan had finished.
Hank Wright
10 May 2012
(from the phone of Mr. David Walter Smith) Congratulations to Chris Hopper's victory. Though he could not defeat Dude In Mask within the regular 10-minute time limit, he did succeed. We may now safely call Chris Hopper the second-best Gateway Champion of all time. Kudos.
Dude In Mask
09 May 2012
By all means, Andrew, try. TRY!
Orphan
07 May 2012
And if ripping the Spirit from your grip is how I have to stop you then so be it. The belt that *I* made.
Andy Sharp
07 May 2012
I really am sorry that with all the talent you have, it's come to this but Orphan... Seymour... YOU need to be reminded of who *I* am.
Andy Sharp
07 May 2012
And to those of you who joined me in the ring: I'll never forget your steps in my emotional journey to Japan. I'm proud to call you friends and if you can same the same thing about me, it means more to me than any title I've ever won.
Hank Wright
07 May 2012
On another note: I want to thank everyone who cheered me on in Osaka and Tokyo, everyone who backed me all over the world in my quest to become Emperor of Japan and everyone who made it worthwhile winning such a tournament. I did it for you guys. Without you, there'd be no KSZ, no Orphan, no Tyson XL, no Andy Sharp, no Omega and certainly no Hank Wright. Simply, there'd be no ACW worth fighting for, let alone saving.
Hank Wright
07 May 2012
Orphan, I've said it twice already, but I may as well say it again: I used to fuck kids like you in the joint for shits and giggles. Why would I be scared of your scrawny, jumped-up carcass, fresh of BEATING it at Emperor of Japan? I'm astonished at how you think you rule this joint when all it would take is for me to sneeze on one of your sluts for you to shit your pampers.
Hank Wright
07 May 2012
going back to the states to check on the wifey. and see avengers, of course. a man without a sense of responsibility is a man trying to steer a boat with one oar.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
07 May 2012
The risks of wrestling? Yes. The risks of inciting my ire? It's almost as if everyone's blocked Khristian Keller's demise from their memories already. Perhaps a new example is needed...
Orphan
07 May 2012
We wouldn't be here if we didn't know the risks, right~? Everyone here understands that! Almost everybody, anyway.
Mickey Sakaki
07 May 2012
I am astonished at how many people on this roster simply do not fear for their safety.
Orphan
07 May 2012
RIP MCA, drove my parents nuts with your music... and I WILL fight for my right.... TO PARTY!!!
Davey La Rue
06 May 2012
I'd be worried for ACW's future, if Team Buttdigger was even relevant. Only people that know you guys are running your mouths are the ones that suffer in the seats. Fans turn the channel at the sound of your music, and us in the back flip over to the gameshow channel. Japan has some awesome gameshows.
Spike Saunders
06 May 2012
@Hopper wasn't any of his girls. @TAG I know you and your Buff Bagwell Discount Top Hat aren't teasing me, GAY-briel...
Andy Sharp
05 May 2012
Had an epipany after reading Sharp's chatter.....and I think it is sad that Orphan doesn't actually have sex with his harem....he just pimps them out to the locker room. I know I wouldn't want to go where the likes of Sharp and Keller have been before! LOL
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Andy, ew. Nobody wants to read about your sexual exploits or how Tyson wears high heels. Pegged you as a chubbychaser anyway...
The Amazing Gabriel
05 May 2012
Now, the non-work post... Ladyfriend stumbling out of my home... last night was awesome... oh, boy, the whole "dating your co-worker" thing will come back to bite me... and just watched her trip over her high heels...
Andy Sharp
05 May 2012
Okay first, the work-post... World Wide Wrestlecide returns May 7th! All-Star Arena in Montreal, Quebec, Canada! Live on ESEN!
Andy Sharp
05 May 2012
of COURSE the Avengers would come out while I was overseas.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
05 May 2012
The only way Saunders and Hopper could blow the roof off a place is with a set of matches - and I ain't talking about a best-of-7...
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
Chris, I think you'd better keep the mask. You see, I like you so I won't ask you to hand your strap over. No, I'll beat you for it instead and laud it over you for life. Your 15 minutes, I mean 10 minutes, is almost up.
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
It's not a birthright: It's a given. I think you'll find now I'm EMPEROR OF JAPAN, I'm moved up from mutts to pussycats...
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
Jesse Ramey.....when you are able you can come out for a beer with the Tank and myself. Find out if Arkady still has the Brittainic mask as I'm sure we could find a use for it at the bar.....even if just to cove rthe face of the next chick Hank hits on
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Somebody from ACW legal needs to inform Hank that the "birthright" is not the right to try and impregnate every wench he finds in bars.....
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
To Orphan I say that I sincerely doubt you have the power to hurt ACW as a whole, especially when you don't even have the power to control your personality split and the "ladies" you "party" with. You sure as hell can't work with, trust nor co-exist with Zimmerman. Sooner, rather than Later.....Team Honeybadger will implode and ACW will be where it always has been.....right here and stronger than ever.
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
I've found out that the Birthright gives me the chance to force someone to hand me their titles. Well, you and Keith had better get your shoeshine out in time for Singapore.
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
And to our new King of Ages -- I will take nothing away from your accomplishment save to say that if you think you can defeat us again YOU are the man living in a fantasy world. Enjoy your Birthright. No promises this company survives long enough for you to use it.
Orphan
05 May 2012
Actually, Chris, it's not irony: it's the entire point. ACW's spirit is a man who has no soul, ergo, ACW has no soul. It never had one, either. Ask Brandon Youngblood. Ask Coral Avalon. Ask John Sarsgaard.
Orphan
05 May 2012
Keith, Orphan - The Tank's on the front line. I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid enough to think this is over. In fact, I'm stupid enough NOT to want this to be over. We're just getting started...
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
I was playing the ACW videogame with Charlie the other day and the funniest thing happened...
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
Never heard of Chris Hopper when I was selling buildings out in MEXICO and then setting them on fire - literally.
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
says the guy nobody knew outside of Texas and Japan before EOJ
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
The guys in the back were talking about counterfactuals: How about this? If the Gateway didn't exist, would Chris Hopper even get his 15 minutes of fame?
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
There he is......crazy, drunk-ass Hank!
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Nothing wrong with my typing skills, Chris. Some of us were involved in the King of Ages instead of gassing at the 10-minute mark against guys in gimp masks.
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
Just recovered from winning Emperor of Japan and the hangover. Thank you to everyone who supported 'The Tank' and long live ACW!
Hank Wright
05 May 2012
Hank Wright would be on chatter.....if he understood what those "letter things are" on the keyboard. ;-)
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Spikey.....yes! Perhaps we can do it in n-dub where you are relevant! BURN! Couldn't resist!
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Irony Defined.....being Spirit of ACW when you have no soul.....
Chris Hopper
05 May 2012
Back in Osaka with my Party. A few days away from my chosen profession will be just what the doctor ordered.
Orphan
05 May 2012
LOL. He said 'blow'....
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
Poor Hopper seems to think we're on Twitter. Sorry man but those hashtags and callout's aren't working ;) That said, enjoyed the fight. Anytime you want a rematch hit me up and we'll blow the roof.
Spike Saunders
05 May 2012
Wade
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
FIXED
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
YOUR
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
CHATTER
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
gfdhghfgh
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
1
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
Test!
Wade Orsival Watson
05 May 2012
For some reason @Hank Wright laughs every time I ask what I'm doing on Courage 152. Give the guy a trophy and he thinks he can do what he wants I guess....
Chris Hopper
04 May 2012
I'm a little disappointed in Singapore....I expected a group of singing Occupiers when I got off the plane. #disappointed
Chris Hopper
04 May 2012
Sattelite radio interview later. No days off truly.
Tyson XL
04 May 2012
Missed being home in the States. Time with my daughter Holly. Then phone interview with some guys on sattelite fa
Tyson XL
04 May 2012
Out of the hospital and I have my phone back. Yevon help you all.
Orphan
02 May 2012
Testing 2
Wade Orsival Watson
02 May 2012
TESTING!
Wade Orsival Watson
02 May 2012
I'm surprised you even know how to use Chatter, Cappy. Newfangled technology and such. But also, we won. Enjoy it. Get used to the feeling.
Angel Trinidad
01 May 2012
Kudos to my boy, Hank Wright.....2012 EOJ! You need to stop drinking so much though.....lifting you up in celebration was a workout!
Chris Hopper
01 May 2012
We aren't done yet, Tyson. Not by a long shot. NOT... By a longshot... Now I'm off to have angry sex with Elyse. Elixr just gets to watch.
The Amazing Gabriel
01 May 2012
(Chihiro) Don't worry, Mr. Keith. Orphan won't be allowed such things until he's fully recovered!
Orphan
01 May 2012
you can try to stop us. but the only thing that can stop us is us. or if orph fucks his dick off.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 May 2012
Cuter that you think we're going to sit around and let you try it.
Andy Sharp
01 May 2012
cute how people think we need the birthright to bury this place.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 May 2012
And I know what it's like to be a champion... longest-reigning tag team right HURR, yeah! Better than... well, all those other guys we beat... except Big E. Smalls, they're shite.
Aleczander
01 May 2012
I'd rather have Alex over there as a partner. At least he attracts broads after the show.
Capital Punishment
01 May 2012
I never thought the day would come where somebody was greener than I used to be, mate, that was SHITE!
Aleczander
01 May 2012
The only thing YOUR green as gooseshit ass will ever trend on is Shitter.
Capital Punishment
01 May 2012
You see how awesome my debut was? Thanks, ACW fans, for making Angel Trinidad the most talked-about part of the show.
Angel Trinidad
01 May 2012
Chihiro again. Confiscated Seymour's phone until he's out of the hospital and off pain meds. He'll see you all at 152, I guess.
Orphan
01 May 2012
Anytime you want a fight, you just come on back and I'll be here, fuckfaces.
Tyson XL
01 May 2012
It's not going anywhere. It's a damn shame you're on that side of the fence after that performance, though, I'll say that much. Anytime you and Kei
Tyson XL
01 May 2012
FUCK I BROKE CHATTER
Orphan
01 May 2012
AND FUCK YOU TOO, FATTY MCFATFAT! WHY DOES THIS COMPANY REFUSE TO JUST GO INTO THE HOLE IT BELONGS IN?! WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?1/1/1/11/!?!?!?!?!1111oen!! FUCK!
Orphan
01 May 2012
Nah, Keith, just the fac you know you cheated and you have some novel concept that you're better than me when you can't bea me at 100%. Oh, good job on destroying the company, too, you chokers. :)
Tyson XL
01 May 2012
AND ON THAT NOTE THIS COMPANY SHOULD BE DEAD. DEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEAD!
Orphan
01 May 2012
I AM ON EVERY PAIN MEDICATION YOU CAN NAME AND NOT COHERENT BUT I KNOW A COCKSUCKING COWARD WHEN I READ ONE. SHE DID NOTHING YOU STAIN ON THIS COMPANY'S UNDERWEAR. WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE SO HELP ME YEVON AFTER I KILL HURST AND WRIGHT I WILL END YOUR FUCKING CAREEEEEEERRRRR!
Orphan
01 May 2012
I do not know what I have done to deserve such scorn, Mr. Hopper. I jhfjsdjgsjgjjsgjkjhfjdf ORPHAN HERE. FUCKYOUYOUFUCKINGATTITUDEERA REJECT! I WILL MAIM YOU! EAT YOU ALIVE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE! WHAT I DID TO KELLER WILL MAKE YOUR FATE LOOK LIKE SUNDAY FUCKING BRUNCH!
Orphan
01 May 2012
Chihiro....I'm shocked you are allowed to type anything...I always thought Seymorphan's chicks only knew how to play skin flute.
Chris Hopper
01 May 2012
Um, hi! This is Chihiro, on Seymour's phone. He's being kept in the hospital for a few days for tests, but he wanted me to tell you all to, err..."go fuck yourselves."
Orphan
01 May 2012
Still waiting on KSZ and Orphan to start tagging. Their name could be CIRCLE JERK
Chris Hopper
01 May 2012
KSZ's idea of technical wrestling is findind new ways to use a chair
Chris Hopper
01 May 2012
No one surprised KSZ cheats......it is the only way he wins
Chris Hopper
01 May 2012
OH NOES I CHEATED TO WIN A WRESTLING MATCH I'M THE *DEVIL* (show of hands: who can hear my eyes rolling?)
Keith Scott Zimmerman
30 April 2012
Strong enough to keep this title from you, Omega, and Gabriel. Hey, Keith, Gabriel is right. Congrats to you... And Orphan... And the lead pipe... And Gabriel running around like a retard... You all earned that victory...
Tyson XL
30 April 2012
Ty, hope you have a good grip on that title. And shut it, Austin Aries' love child. Nobody cares that you're The Greatest Clone That Ever Lived.
Andy Sharp
30 April 2012
OTHER FUN FACT: Beat him first AND distracted the ref long enough so you could do it. You're welcome!!! :D
The Amazing Gabriel
30 April 2012
ANOTHER FUN FACT: Ketih
Tyson XL
30 April 2012
FUN FACT: Tyson XL is trying to break a losing streak.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
30 April 2012
Don't give two shits what Orphan and Keith THINK about this title. I KNOW what it's worth. THIS means everything. Sharp, Omega, Gabriel... good luck prying it from my hands. Let's fuckin' do this.
Tyson XL
30 April 2012
Always loved kabuki-cho myself. So many prostitutes willing to cosplay Final Fantasy characters...
Orphan
30 April 2012
Went to Kabuki-cho for the first time. Dad was right. That place is AWESOME!
Keiichi Ito
30 April 2012
Oh, let me try that.... NUMBER YES! NUMBER YES! NUMBER YES! NUMBER YES! ...Nah, Like mine better. NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!
Zip Zap
30 April 2012
It's so nice to have a partner who knows what I'm going to say before I say it.
Orphan
30 April 2012
and then zip zap got punted so hard in the fucking skull that he started yelling YES! all the time instead.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 April 2012
Man, all this sassytalk... But one thing to say to you, Orphan. May the best ME win. NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!
Zip Zap
29 April 2012
some of you are asking as a result of pulp "why did you end with celine dion?" and my response, as usual, is "fuck you. that's why."
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 April 2012
Sorry to interrupt when KSZ and Orphan have a good thing going, but... I TOLD YOUR ASS, RAMEY. You're a has-been AND and never-was... Actually, he might be a never-been...
David Race
28 April 2012
So, in review: of the four guys in the World Title Match tomorrow night, the guy who comes from the insane asylum is the brightest. Yevon, and people wonder why we want to abort this Hellhole like we were Southern politicians.
Orphan
28 April 2012
See what I did there? That's what NOT to do dumbfuck. #NEXTWORLDCHAMP
The Amazing Gabriel
27 April 2012
Good LORD, learn how to hit the "post" button before you shoot your fucking mouth off, Andrew. Also... #NEXTWORLDCHA
The Amazing Gabriel
27 April 2012
You'll fall, Keith. You and Orphan will fail and when you do, I'll be right there not just to say I told you so but to take those titles. It's not about being a grand slam champion. It's about shutting your fucking mouth for good.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
You're scum, plain and si
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
It's clear
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
actually, i'm the reason there's no cabal. that whole told-chris-what-to-do-thing. you only switched to win the acw world title, which i don't see in your c.v. so yeah. me smart. you dumb. wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
If ACW survives King of Ages, Andrew, you will not be around long enough to truly enjoy it. TRUST ME.
Orphan
27 April 2012
I know exactly what I said. I escaped it before I did something I would regret for the rest of my days. They were a threat and they're gone now. You're a threat. And despite what you and Orphan think, you'll both fail like they did.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
andrew sharp, FORMER CABAL MEMBER: i survived the cabal. sharp, you realize idiocracy is NOT an instruction manual, right? hello? anybody home? hamsters?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
3-2 says you're my bitch.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
Because your record against me when I'm not concussed or harried by Keller is soooo impressive, right, Andrew?
Orphan
27 April 2012
Pray you win. Pray your wish comes true. If there's an ACW left standing, you will NOT like what happens to you.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
Actually, Andy, it won't. I win. I get Birthright. You become Mr. No Brand. Not the same ring to it, huh?
Orphan
27 April 2012
And get this through your skull, Zimmerman.... been around longer than you. Survived Lowell. Survived the Cabal. It will take more than you and Orphan to destroy the house that I helped build you little prick.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
why do you think i've been trying to overwhelm the system with all these messages? that's why! well, that and you all being jealous morons. feh. going to jerk off to lesbian porn, as we pussies do.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
I hate what he's become but Seymour is right, the Chatter guy needs to be fired...
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
only took you three opportunities to spell a five-letter word. bovine university must be proud of a former valedictorian such as yourself!
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
Not necessarily the use of Chatter, Keith, just to point out the fact you think you're hot shit when, really, you'te just that... Shit.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
Not necessarily the use of Chatter, Keih
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
Not necessarily the use of Chatter, Keih
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
for those of you following at home too dumb to get it - basically, all of you - Andy Sharp is mocking the use of chatter by...using....chatter. Morons, your bus is leaving.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
Wow. Leave for a few hours to do an autograph signing and the Chatter has more fecal matter than the Hudson. And that's just the mere presence of Keith littering Chatter with verbal diarrhea.
Andy Sharp
27 April 2012
SLOP-PY SECONDS! clap clap clapclapclap SLOP-PY SECONDS! clap clap clapclapclap. And besides, she's under contract to me, you twat. She knows who owns her at the end of the day.
The Amazing Gabriel
27 April 2012
I'd be offended by your slander, TAG, except that your lovelier valet very much seems to enjoy treating a certain part of my body like a lolliipop...
Orphan
27 April 2012
default is "go back to my hole". the jokes write themselves: the tyson xl story.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
What you SHOULD be doing, Ty, is stop playing around with the lollipop guild and focus on Night Two. Get some Rosetta Stone and learn how to say "NEXT WORLD CHAMP" in Japanese, you beached whale.
The Amazing Gabriel
27 April 2012
Ouch. Showed me, Keith. Shot at me being in prison. But let me put it to you this way... You're the one hangin around with a wrestling LARPer, not me.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
Ouch. Showed me, Keith. I'll go back to my hole and stay there knowing you hurt
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
Sure you do! You just don't know it yet!
Orphan
27 April 2012
I AM protesting! This is me protesting! I don't even LIKE pudding!
Mickey Sakaki
27 April 2012
Mickey Sakaki
27 April 2012
who built this twitter add-in to the website? they are a coding idiot.
Wade Orsival Watson
27 April 2012
I also notice that YOU don't seem to be protesting, moe-chan. Vanilla, chocolate, or tapioca?
Orphan
27 April 2012
OMG OMG OMG KAWAAAAIIII DESU NEEEEE~ *_*
Orphan
27 April 2012
fun as this was, i have a nap to take. until next time, kids, remember: tyson used to get fucked by guys in prison, so me putting him on his back for 3 seconds must've been a relief to him. ciao! :D XD
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
You'd better be glad that Machado-san can't see that!
Mickey Sakaki
27 April 2012
I figure I'd start speaking your language, Keith. Oh, sorry, hold on... there is that better? i will kill you, diediediediedielolzdeathboom.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
I will defend my Spirit of ACW every night against Mickey Sakaki in pudding matches of various flavors, BECAUSE I CAN.
Orphan
27 April 2012
ALSO. LET ME REPEAT. ACW IS DEAD AS OF NIGHT TWO. GONE. NO MORE ACW. EVEN IF IT LIVES KEITH AND I WILL RUN IT.
Orphan
27 April 2012
so after i hit you with steel, you're going to hit me with steel? i appreciate the fearful symmetry, but please. be original. why don't you try boring me to death with another promo?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
Who's gonna stop us, Tyson? ZIP ZAP? Are you sure you're out of the Night Life, cause it seems to me you're still snorting coke off Gabe's dick if you think that.
Orphan
27 April 2012
Like I don't know what you're both trying to do, so let's leave it at this... We finish our business at Night Two. And when your master plans blow up in your faces, you watch your backs for ME with a lead pipe.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
Like I don't know what you're both trying to do, so let's leave it at this... We finish our business at Night Two. And when your
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
orph, the only thing interesting about tyson's daughter is the stripper name she'll be using for work in 2026.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
Tyson: Your title means NOTHING TO US. Nothing. We've held it before. And if you take another potshot at Keith's wife so help me tomorrow nigh live on PPV I will call your daughter things that would get me arrested in some countries.
Orphan
27 April 2012
You're not a superior anything. You're a fucking cheap shot artist, plain and simple with a victory more tainted than the belts you hold. Then when I put something on the line, suddenly you back out. PUSSY. Go back to the States and see if Allison will give you your nuts back for a day or two.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
so either i don't fight you, thus making me a "pussy", or i fight you so i can...what, exactly? beat you up again? beat you again? hold an inferior title? all lips. no brains. COMPEL me, "Mr. World Champion." compel me.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
Can't even no-caps that. I'll let my boy handle this. You just signed your own death warrant.
Orphan
27 April 2012
I'm sorry I hurt his widdle feelings. Wah, Orphan won't hold me. Wah, my wife got hurt and now I'm on the equivalent of a violent emo bender. Nut up and fight me for real, you crybabies.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
nice job, tubbo. now you hurt his feelings.
Orphan
27 April 2012
you mean as opposed to before when we were on your shitlist? the horror...the..horror. i'm going to go hide in a corner and cry and listen to the queen is dead. tyson xl is a big fat MEANIEHEAD! *stomps away*
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
never said i wouldn't fight you. hooked on phonics might be useful. all i'm saying is that once acw's dead, you'll need to pick a new venue. i hear nbw really likes out of shape criscohounds like you. you'll fit right in!
Orphan
27 April 2012
You sawed-off midgets talk shit to everybody on the roster and NOW you puss out when the champ comes around? Fine then. Watch YOUR backs, shitheads. Soon as Emperor of Japan is over, you're both on my shitlist.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
because that's what president obama wants most: one of us holding the inferior world title and being a two-man triple crown. i know not everybody went to berkeley, but christ possible...
Keith Scott Zimmerman
27 April 2012
the man who spent over a year attached at the crotch to the amazing gabriel is questioning my sexuality? make all the challenges you like, there will BE no acw to be champion of soon, tyson. TRUST ME.
Orphan
27 April 2012
Hurt pride but still tickin. Keith, you arrogant little shit. I'll put my title on the line against you. I've alreadg beaten your boytoy, Orphan. Try and beat me when you haven't jumped me from behind like a pussy after I win at Night Two.
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
Hurt lr
Tyson XL
27 April 2012
i would be more afraid of you, spike, if your greatest success didn't come a:) in 2002, b:) while slumming it in the other company, and c:) against people who can't hold a candle to those who walk THE PATH.
Orphan
27 April 2012
more people who can't beat tyson talking smack, thus proving i am the only man on the roster who understands the transitive theorem...
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
You all wanna gang up on Andy, fine by me. Just remember his backup could be coming in at seven foot three.
Spike Saunders
26 April 2012
the acw website is rebelling against me. maybe once keith and i kill this place i'll have it redirect to 4chan.
Orphan
26 April 2012
it IS natalie. don
Orphan
26 April 2012
it IS natalie. don
Orphan
26 April 2012
yeah, I win that too! ...hey, wait a minute...
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
you have a point. i'd suggest 'fastest to jack off to natalie portman's lesbian scene in black swan,', but you win that too. maybe we'll just have a match.
Orphan
26 April 2012
orph, you know what my life is like. community bootlegs, porn, vengeance, and C4. and i think we all know what happened to the LAST guy who lost two falls in a row. couldn't do it to you.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
so, keith. finals tomorrow night. connect four. best two out of three. motyc, as you used to say?
Orphan
26 April 2012
no wonder obama loves me so much. i book my own matches and STILL make him a shitload of money while he sits on his ass. even so. 'course, andy, you couldn't beat tyson, so why should i worry? (hint: i'm not :D :D :D :D)
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
Been there, done that, bought some crappy t-shirts. I've walked the path and lived to tell the tale. And consider your challenge accepted, Keith.
Andy Sharp
26 April 2012
the sad part, andy? if you had any courage left at all, you'd be walking alongside us? to stand against us is, essentially, suicide. and i don't mean just of the 'career' variety.
Orphan
26 April 2012
i, keith scott zimmerman, hereby grant an open invitation to andrew sharp (less certain blonde strumpets) to ATTEMPT to wrest my titles from me. c'mon, rogue. sink to my level. WALK THE PATH.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
Not my fault Lowell tanked the place before I actually got to do anything with the title. You know what that's like, getting your World Title taken away from you due to circumstances beyond your control.
Andy Sharp
26 April 2012
Not
Andy Sharp
26 April 2012
good news, andrew. if you win the title, your reign will be, oh, thirty or so minutes longer than your first one. hahaha KABOOM!
Orphan
26 April 2012
I don't know how you brainwashed Seymour, Keith, but you best pray I don't get my hands on you, you deluded fuck.
Andy Sharp
26 April 2012
Fuck you, Keith. You can gloss over the fact that you and Orphan had to attack Tyson backstage to even have a chance against him but I don't. You're barely a human being you midget
Andy Sharp
26 April 2012
THAT'S what passes for a World Champion these days. i didn't realize we were performing a mercy killing to this extent by euphenizing this kellerhole.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 April 2012
Counting down the days until the show. The ACW Championship is mine.
Andy Sharp
25 April 2012
Got my tights all nice and done up. Oh, yeah, it's go time. Gonna light up this audience in Japan with everything I've learned.
Angel Trinidad
20 April 2012
This is Arma-God-Damn-Mother-Fucking-Geddon. TRUST ME.
Orphan
20 April 2012
You ever have crack laced with crack, Keith? Not all it's cracked up to be. AHAHAHA, DEAD, SAUNDERS! DEAD!
Abraham Swift
19 April 2012
jackie boy! i owe you a sake. my advice to you? only do this on the toilet. the internet is like crack laced with crack. pinder > banghard
Keith Scott Zimmerman
18 April 2012
Fuckin' A, landed on this fuckin' Chatter thing... Yer fuckin' dead, Saunders. Just you wait.
'The Unit' Jack Harris
17 April 2012
if there were ever to be a legends xiv they'd probably have a hologram of keller headline. yevon h. whateveryevon'slastnameis.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
16 April 2012
Working out. I have my iPhone cranked up and ready to hit the gym. Gotta make sure my back is strong enough to carry somebody else to a win.
Angel Trinidad
16 April 2012
DIM = Next Gateway Champion. (Posted by The Dudettes)
Dude In Mask
16 April 2012
Found out that they're pairing me with someone for the PPV. He'd better watch his Goddamned mouth.
Capital Punishment
16 April 2012
Ugh... Found out they're pairing me with somebody for the PPV... laaaammmmmmeeeeeeee...
Angel Trinidad
15 April 2012
Getting pumped for Emperor of Japan~! W-wait, what do you MEAN you don't have anything booked for us!?
Mickey Sakaki
15 April 2012
You gonna fake a knee injury like a little bitch to win it, Andy?
The Amazing Gabriel
14 April 2012
Japan, you've been gorgeous and it's been a pleasure wrestling here. Going for World Title number three.
Andy Sharp
14 April 2012
In lieu of flowers, donations in Khristain Keller's memory can be made to a wad of tissues, as your wasted sperm probably has similar life value.
Orphan
13 April 2012
writing a jaunty tune. this is as far as i've gotten: gonna dig me a hole (gonna dig me a hole) gonna put a douche in it (gonna put a douche in it)
Keith Scott Zimmerman
12 April 2012
Man, can't wait to win my first match. Win some matches, get some TV hosting gig. Angel Trinidad is going places!
Angel Trinidad
11 April 2012
Man, can't wait to win my first match. Win some matches, get some TV hosting gig. Angel Trinidad is going places!
Angel Trinidad
11 April 2012
I haven't felt this good since I fucked two hookers dressed like the Olsen Twins!
Kenjiro Ito
10 April 2012
happy to prove to the world i'm a man of my word. but there are MILES to go before ACW sleeps.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
10 April 2012
And I ain't afraid of sloppy fourteenth of Elixr, boys. I scratch your back, you whore out your woman folk to me.
Abraham Swift
10 April 2012
I gotta $20 gold piece for your watch chain, Keller. Good God. And since I'm feeling too damn human by saying THAT... Billy Law's a giant gaping cunt and he's going to get fucked by the twin towers of fuckin' power.
Abraham Swift
10 April 2012
Yevon knows it would be the first time you've touched her in forever. I had more sex with her in one night than you have in months. And good luck making it TO that match. I will hurt you worse than you were hurt that time ATF raided your locker room.
Orphan
10 April 2012
I'll do better than that. Foursome. My place. Me. Elixr. Elyse Frost. And the ACW World Heavyweight Championship
The Amazing Gabriel
10 April 2012
It's not my fault Elixr someone who treats her like a woman. In *every* sense of the word. If you don't like it, do something about it Night Two. I'm sure Number One's going to lay down for you like he always does behind closed doors.
Orphan
10 April 2012
And I'd like to see you stay the fuck away from Elixr. Stick to YOUR girls that you can't satisfy without fantasizing about KSZ.
The Amazing Gabriel
10 April 2012
I may hate that big lug, but he has 1000 times greater chances of beating me than you do. I would love to see you put your money where your mouth is for once.
Orphan
10 April 2012
Don't hate the player, Orphan Annie, hate the guy that couldn't beat Tyson when he had his shot.
The Amazing Gabriel
10 April 2012
i swear to Yevon, Gabe, that if you somehow win i will use my birthright to become World Champion and give you the shortest reign ever.
Orphan
10 April 2012
NEXT WORLD CHAMP! NEXT WORLD CHAMP! NEXT WORLD CHAMP! Hash tag that faggots!
The Amazing Gabriel
09 April 2012
oh my god, we killed keller! bwahahaha!!
Orphan
08 April 2012
Spike Saunders... We Comin' For You, Wigga! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!
Zip Zap
08 April 2012
Lacing up my boots. I'm ready for a wild ride.
Henry Dylan
07 April 2012
dunno, ito the younger. when's the last time you won a title? what's that, captain obvious? NEVER, you say?! but i've won world titles! ...he's going to get DESTROYED, Captain Obvious?!
Keith Scott Zimmerman
05 April 2012
Without barbed wire and fire, I don't like your chances. When was the last time you won a wrestling match?
Keiichi Ito
05 April 2012
of COURSE there's no god, Keiichi. but you'll find that out soon enough. do you know it's been DAYS since i maimed someone? DAYS!
Keith Scott Zimmerman
04 April 2012
Got to meet the legendary Capital Punishment today... I remember when he was a big deal back in IWO... What happened?
Angel Trinidad
04 April 2012
There is no God.
Keiichi Ito
03 April 2012
KEIICHI, KILL THE MOTHERFUCKING ASSGRABBER! YOU CAN DO IT!
Kenjiro Ito
03 April 2012
...your father is banned from the Internet? I had no idea Anthony Weiner swung Japanese.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 April 2012
Dad's banned from chatter, but you can pass the message onto him yourself after 151.
Keiichi Ito
30 March 2012
kenjiro? it's been too long since you've seen your son. let me amend that. i come keller approved...assuming he can form words right now...
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 March 2012
Just finished filming my debut piece that'll air on the next show. Still need a catchphrase....
Angel Trinidad
28 March 2012
Thank you for the other evening, Candice. We should do it again sometime.
Orphan
28 March 2012
NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!
Zip Zap
27 March 2012
Dad? This one's for you.
Keiichi Ito
27 March 2012
Damnit Keith, save some for me next time!
Orphan
27 March 2012
Ramey, if you keep ducking me, I'll smack you so hard it'll trend worldwide on Twitter.
David Race
26 March 2012
the doctors just got done putting 46 stitches in my forehead and my back. you should see the other guy. :D
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 March 2012
You can't duck me forever, Ramey...
David Race
26 March 2012
You can't duck me forever, Ramey...
David Race
26 March 2012
Got the word... Gonna debut soon on TV... Then people are gonna get slapped around.... YEAH. #workingoncatchphrases
Angel Trinidad
25 March 2012
Hey guys, any of you wanna join me for the new Operations on Denova in SWTOR?
Spike Saunders
19 March 2012
You wanna hear profanity? Call my cellphone. I left it behind in the filthiest place I know, Pure. Your grandma's pussy.
Abraham Swift
16 March 2012
My word, there is WAY too much profanity on this website! I will track each and every one of your IP addresses!
Alex Pure
16 March 2012
Abe, this is the last time you get to use my cellphone.
William T. Rex
16 March 2012
...
William T. Rex
16 March 2012
And don't give me this Lincoln bullshit, I'm named after a PROPHET, son! The day I need a magic white man is the day I'm not able to suck my own dick by lookin' down.
William T. Rex
16 March 2012
So I have decades of winning experience on you then, don't I? Bet your ass, Opie. Just feel lucky that Abilities are tag team competitors or I'd have held the Spirit of ACW since 1683.
Abraham Swift
16 March 2012
Before last week, the last time you won a match was in the day of your predecessor, Abe. You know, the 1860s?
Orphan
16 March 2012
Your mother's a whore. (THAT was mean. Whatever teenage bullshit you and Orphan are talking about is embarrassing.)
Abraham Swift
16 March 2012
that is just mean...
Wade Orsival Watson
16 March 2012
@Fatass I escaped your move and kicked you in the balls because it was fun. @Wade Gnome hating assholes like you have no place in my raids.
Orphan
15 March 2012
instead of bickering you guys should be raiding with me!
Wade Orsival Watson
15 March 2012
Any time that you're actually man enough to put that title on the line, I'll do the same to mine. If you're anything like Orphan, you'll just cheat like the bitch you are when I'm about to beat you.
Tyson XL
14 March 2012
is it jealousy over me being a better world champion, (black) scorpion holder, or both? any answer will do, newbie.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
14 March 2012
I was about to, Orphan, and you couldn't beat me. And Keith, I remember when champions were supposed to have balls. Not my fault there's one testy between the two of you.
Tyson XL
14 March 2012
my ass is proportional to my height and weight. i remember when the world champion had to have sense in his head.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
13 March 2012
Tyson, to quote my former namesake, the great philosopher Seymour Guado, "By all means, try."
Orphan
13 March 2012
Everybody's a tough guy until they try and light my title on fire. Next time, it's YOUR narrow ass going through a table, Orphan.
Tyson XL
12 March 2012
Everyone's a tough guy until they get punted in the skull, Kellen.
Orphan
12 March 2012
I'm the King of Ages, the Emperor of Japan, and the path to my throne will be the broken bodies of you "men".
Kellen Masters
11 March 2012
Japan has been awesome. Lovin it... E, drop the Sake. For the love of all that is holy drop the Sake!
Mach 2
18 February 2012
I believe that, in a past life, my partner would describe what just happened with one word. SWERVED.
Orphan
16 February 2012
Keith, you of all people should know what happens when you push a man beyond sanity. If this is how it has to be, so be it.
Orphan
15 February 2012
hi seymorphan. by the end of the revived courage, you will be on The Path one way or the other. adjust your schedule accordingly. hi jennifer! *waves*
Keith Scott Zimmerman
08 February 2012
I told you all I was the Spirit of ACW. Now, I have the trinket to prove it.
Orphan
05 February 2012
a revival is a restoration of quality, ability, etc. you know...the reverse of what will happen to hank at the pay-per-view.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 February 2012
if people don't know enough to keep my name out of their mouths, tongues are going to start going missing.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
12 December 2011
Damn it all if I ain't enjoying WATCHING Courage for a change.
Alias
22 November 2011
The critics make me smile. Especially the illiterate ones.
Tyson XL
15 November 2011
my apologies to ACW.com readers over popularizing a style continued and co-opted by barely literate troglodytes.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
15 November 2011
ACW's Orphaned Son has returned to finish what the dead SilverHAWK started.
Orphan
04 November 2011
Counting down the days to Legends...
Hank Wright
28 September 2011
I'm really sorry I didn't make COURAGE 140. You'll find out why at Legends. Jimmy, you've pulled a lot of shit in your career over the last 20 years and this was just another example. On behalf of anyone you've ever double-crossed, stabbed in the back, shat on their shoe, spat in their eye and laughed in their face, I will bury the so-called 'One' at Legends. It's time to bust a bit of old-school magic and cash my cheque in on that piece of ass I've waited two decades for.
Hank Wright
16 September 2011
It's been a hell of a year, boys and girls, but ya can't believe how happy am I to have earned the ability to crash the most important main event in ACW's history.
Alias
03 August 2011
I have something instore for your precious K.S.Z....
Khristain Keller
22 July 2011
This place feels...homely. I'm somewhat surprised at that.
Chris Moliano
05 July 2011
Our hands will be painted with the blood of the cabal. This is Christmas for us.
Omega
02 July 2011
As sad as I was to leave Mexico, I'm really happy to be back in Canada. Before I go, I'd just like to say a big 'Gracias' to Mexico for yet another great moment. If it happens to be my last, I went out on a high, particularly with my son Charlie there to celebrate the win with me. I'll never forget you and whether you loved me or hated me, nobody's ever made me feel the way you do, not even in Texas. Te amo.
Hank Wright
12 June 2011
Looking forward to coming back to where ACW started two years ago... Good times...
Mach 2
02 June 2011
Free at last, free at last!
Tyson XL
22 May 2011
Z, ol' Zimm is going to rip that mask off of your fool head. And Gabe? Don't you worry, I'll have seven strong to tear you apart. Even if I don't, six'll do just the same.
Alias
13 May 2011
Huh? What? Wuzzat? Iceman? Little bitch?
Dude In Mask
04 May 2011
Clearly, SOMEONE has never been to the annual Fruitsylvanian Rudo Olympics.
Baron Von Blackberry
25 April 2011
Cheaters never prosper, Denton!
Andy Sharp
25 April 2011
Now the Man Without an Alias is putting in his two cents. That's rich. Why don't you stay out of my family business while you can still stand. Or I'll make an example out of Tyson XL, before we break the HAWK legacy for good, with the tarnished Golden Boy.
God's Forgotten Son
16 April 2011
Shut your mouth, Son. You've got a bigger ego then your old man. The world doesn't revolve around ya, and even if you think it does a stark realization will hit you square in the ass soon enough.
Alias
16 April 2011
I stole the fat kid's candy and he's after me. I couldn't be less surprised. Did you see me go after Andy Sharp when he deemed to screw me out of my Spirit of ACW?! No. With Keller, I have more PRESSING things, more personal, then anyone else's bullshit. Huntsmen things.
God's Forgotten Son
16 April 2011
This isn't just a "You and Keller" thing anymore the second you cost me two championships. Now, it's just a "me whooping your ass" thing.
Tyson XL
14 April 2011
You are the kind of dog that I kill for fun, Tyson, and all you're doing is standing in my way. This is between Keller and I, and his disrespect of the Huntsmen. You will be but an EXAMPLE of my wrath.
God's Forgotten Son
14 April 2011
Oh, God's Forgotten Son. You have NO fucking idea the world of hurt I'm going to put you through next week.
Tyson XL
12 April 2011
Spike Saunders is lucky. Thanks again to my Mexican fans. Don't pay any attetion to Crocodile Denton. You're the best.
Hank Wright
12 April 2011
The Cabalite Rulebook: 'Rule 437; the only beverage which may be consumed by the challenger during the match is Zimto, Z's specially branded energy drink, available from catering'. I ran an experiment on this 'Zimto' and it contains zopiclone. Nice try, Sharp.
Dean Denton
08 April 2011
It sure did feel good to get a 'tiny' measure of revenge on Night Life!
Spike Saunders
04 April 2011
What did I get for my birthday? Ask the roster. Though I gotta say, thanks for the Black Label.
Alias
02 April 2011
I have found Jesus. Also, my yellow eyes are actually contacts.
Dean Denton
01 April 2011
You will smite me, will you? The last person to promise that... was Keith! HAHA. Hi, Keith!
Z
29 March 2011
SILENCE! Your shameless pandering of your godhood impresses me not, almighty "new god". Return from whence you came, lest I smite you with the powers of science!
Baron Von Blackberry
29 March 2011
MATHEMATICS, Blackberry. Get it right!
Z
25 March 2011
SCIENCE!
Baron Von Blackberry
20 March 2011
Rough couple of days...
Chester B. Wallace
13 March 2011
Great to be back in Mexico. Hot weather, hot women and a hot crowd. My home away from home.
Hank Wright
12 March 2011
I am SO going to beat Zip Zap when we get back to the hotel...
The Amazing Gabriel
27 February 2011
God, I hope Gabriel doesn't beat me...
Zip Zap
27 February 2011
Last time I checked, Abe, I had two more titles than you did. I'd keep your old mouth shut if I was you.
Tyson XL
02 February 2011
Oh come on, Extra Large Iced T! I didn't know you were as soft as you looked! Don't know how much longer you can DEAL with having the most cotton-ball reign in the history of the Black Scorpion? hah!
Abraham Swift
02 February 2011
Ugh... don't know how much longer I can deal with this crap...
Tyson XL
01 February 2011
Any thoughts on my first foray into the art world, denizens of ACW? I thought it all went swimmingly.
Dean Denton
14 January 2011
You'll all know why soon enough.
Andy Sharp
13 January 2011
After midnight, I hooked up with Snooki. She got to watch MY balls drop...on her chin. By the way, total Penn Stater as the Yanks say... uniform is great, the helmet needs some work.
Aleczander
02 January 2011
So Alias and I are pretty much on the same page BEFORE Lindsay Lohan got clean. Dunno who, but somebody has to be rich off of that bet.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 January 2011
Keep your eyes open for what I have planned, Sheff... oops.
Andy Sharp
31 December 2010
Now I got more then a few anti-establishment bones in my body, but damn it all if my New Year's Resolution isn't to put an end to anyone who wants to tear down the ACW establishment.
Alias
31 December 2010
My New Year's Resolution is to see this place burn... oh, Happy New Year.
Andy Sharp
31 December 2010
Re-reading Machiavelli's The Prince for inspiration in preparation for my first masterpiece. It's hard work being your Living Example.
Dean Denton
30 December 2010
Yer right, Abe. I'm not in yer position... doggy. With yer faggy friend, Slick Willy T, right behind ya.
KC Payne
30 December 2010
Listen here you rat-faced, cunt-haired, greazy-assed KFC Payne motherfucker... you aren't in ANY position to start slinging trash talk? Peanuts-headed bitch.
Abraham Swift
30 December 2010
Chat? 'bout what? The Night Life bein' fairy fags? Abilities handin' reach 'rounds backstage? Sharp with a rock wedged up his cornhole?
KC Payne
28 December 2010
Like the looks of that Oso kid. He's got some potential there.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 December 2010
First Tag Title defense is in the books. Next up, Black Scorpion Title.
Tyson XL
20 December 2010
In your state now, I'd drop you faster than GFS did if I got in your face. I want no excuses when I get back the title.
Andy Sharp
20 December 2010
Big talk for a man who's comeback consists of fighting back against things that can't defend themselves. You didn't spit in ACW's face because you don't have the set to get in mine, has-been.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
20 December 2010
This place was a cancer well before you finally beat Trey on your 4995975 try you little fuck.
Andy Sharp
20 December 2010
Of course I don't, Andrew. When I'm World Champion the fed actually expands rather than dies on the spot.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
20 December 2010
Don't pretend you know anything about what I'm going through, Keith. I guarantee that you don't.
Andy Sharp
19 December 2010
I'll keep you in mind, Sharp. Way in the back where you've always been.
Alias
18 December 2010
And now you know... what are you going to do about it, Shef?
Andy Sharp
18 December 2010
Well. THAT. Fucking SUCKED.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
18 December 2010
Oh my little Greek peasents, my Italian cesspools, the American deadbeats - How did you enjoy your PowerTrip?
Mr. Power
13 December 2010
I don't know what's better in Italy...the food or the women!
Oso 'Bear' Bannon
13 December 2010
Yay for being double champion... why do I still feel dirty?
Tyson XL
12 December 2010
The rumors are true...Oso and I have returned to Europe to finish contract negotiations and begin planning our debut!
Chester B. Wallace
08 December 2010
Damn it, Sharp... what you did was all kinds of disrespectful. It better be one hell of an explanation.
Alias
06 December 2010
"When I'm rushing on my run/And I feel just like Jesus' son..." -- Lou Reed
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 December 2010
"When I'm rushing on my run/And I feel just like Jesus' son..." -- Lou Reed
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 December 2010
Yes. I'm back. Stay tuned and all will be explained.
Andy Sharp
05 December 2010
The Spirit is mine, ACW... and with it, this world will return to the state that it ALWAYS should have been in. None of you will stop me. Don't try. Just enjoy becoming incorporated.
God's Forgotten Son
05 December 2010
Tag Titles... Black Scorpion Title... Not bad for our debut PPV, eh?
The Amazing Gabriel
05 December 2010
Alias...is defending ME...on the Internet. Next thing you know the Miz'll be WWE champioWHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 December 2010
I had to take some E just to read that, Alias. been meaning to ask, what happened to the eye? Keith blast his load too early?
The Amazing Gabriel
30 November 2010
Keith and I are friends, just like you and the real world are friends you ecstasy dropping dope. You get to say clever shit like 'name the time', once you're allowed to know where the PLACE is.
Alias
30 November 2010
Aw, did I insult the BFFs a little too much? Faggots. Keith, name the place. Alias, what can I say? Gold looks good on us
The Amazing Gabriel
30 November 2010
I was gonna shoot out a one-liner about special K, but hell... you ain't 'amazing' enough for it Gabe. 'Til you can fight without your Night Life, stay away from the World title... hell, stay away from the Spirit of ACW or I'll punch ya in the head.
Alias
30 November 2010
Tell you what, GABE: how about you watch what I do to Trey at the PPV, then grow a pair and come after the crown since it offends your delicate sensibilities so?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 November 2010
I know, I'm just trying to forget your shitty reign. Awesome champ, quoting pop culture reigns and telling shitty jokes, KS-cena.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 November 2010
Uh. kid? "The past"? I'm YOUR ACW World Champ NOW. You wanna help Palin bomb South Korea while you're at it?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 November 2010
Sorry, not all of us can coast off shit we've done in the past. Give it time and I'll be getting [1] title from you.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 November 2010
Sorry, Criss Angel, this discussion requires at least [1] ACW World Title reign to be involved.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
24 November 2010
Can we just say you're both a couple of raving fags and move along?
The Amazing Gabriel
23 November 2010
It'd be the first time someone called ya a raving... optimist.
Alias
22 November 2010
Call me a raving optimist, but now that Cena's fired I think a main event between he & I would be HUGE.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
22 November 2010
And I went to All-Star Academy, so that makes a quality education for one of us. Aye, the kinda 'discourse' I've had with Fucko over the years... it's more a matter of fists then phonetics.
Alias
07 November 2010
"Quoting poetics." Heh. Chris, you're lucky I went to a real school like Berkeley. Can you imagine this discourse with Fucko Keller?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 November 2010
Save it for the shows? Never! Keeping my head in the game by quotin' poetics with you, Keith, is a hell of a lot more entertaining then being the Anti-Star's anti-booking agent.
Alias
06 November 2010
Hey, Christopher! Is this fun or what? Why save all the witty repartee for the show, right?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
04 November 2010
With so much life left to live, you sure like to latch onto memories. Your reign will speak for ITSELF once it's over, Keith. Course, you let something speak for itself about as well as you listen to anyone other then yourself.
Alias
04 November 2010
Keller's 235 happened when New Orleans wasn't underwater. Your reign was earlier this year. Maybe you've forgotten since mine's so much better.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
04 November 2010
And Keller has 235, Keith. Proves that numbers are a shit measuring stick, don't it? The only day I worried about was the 100th, and now that's been fucked up by my business with Ramey.
Alias
03 November 2010
I'm so close to Day 127 and making you eat it that it isn't even funny, Chris.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
03 November 2010
Yeah, and don't you forget it, bub. Cause everyone else just might, if you fall to TV.
Alias
03 November 2010
That's WORLD CHAMPION pain in the ass to you, bub.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 November 2010
Nah Keith, that's the thing... he reminds me of you. 'Cept he isn't such a pain in the ass.
Alias
31 October 2010
Oh, Christopher. He can't remind you of you. He WON his match.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
30 October 2010
The kid did good. He pulled his weight, when the World Champion couldn't finish. Did it with a still healing broken nose too. Reminds me of someone.
Alias
30 October 2010
So, Chris: somebody I've barely heard of jumped in last second, looked out for the team & me, and WON THE MATCH. Thoughts?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 October 2010
I get to slap around some Irish guy... Pinty McGuiness and his twin...Bigger Pint?
Aleczander
19 October 2010
Three months and counting as YOUR ACW World Heavyweight Champion. Sorry, Cowboy. (Not that sorry.)
Keith Scott Zimmerman
17 October 2010
The winner of Z's Locker-Room Conflict Resolution Battle? Bobby Minio! You'd better buck up, Iceman.
Z
11 October 2010
worst moment of my life: imaging Zimmerman singing Teenage Dream. I type this with my head in the toilet.
Ryan Billows
11 October 2010
Worst moment of my life: Alli catching me singing Teenage Dream. That was 35 minutes ago. She's STILL on the floor laughing.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
07 October 2010
I am not France Man. I am Fight Man.
Fight Man
06 October 2010
Yeah, JR, that 'talk' has now turned into a one-sided conversation. So you'll be lucky to get a word in from now on, bub.
Alias
04 October 2010
Glad we had that discussion on Courage, Alias... Good talk, good talk...
Jesse Ramey
04 October 2010
All's fair, Omega. Your title and the Entourage's tag titles WILL belong to us.
The Amazing Gabriel
03 October 2010
The Night Life - Six on One beatdown. Ha!! Seems like a fair fight to me
Omega
03 October 2010
Kanye killed it on SNL tonight. I guess every superhero needs his theme music.
Oso 'Bear' Bannon
03 October 2010
pawnshop here just missed out on a huge piece of tin due to their lack of english. I hate Greece
Ryan Billows
02 October 2010
I'm Fight Man. I vote for Butch.
Fight Man
02 October 2010
Contract negotiations with SilverHAWK. ACW: Prepare for Hibernation!
Chester B. Wallace
02 October 2010
yeah, have fun with the broken nose kid.
Ryan Billows
29 September 2010
I shall shut you up one day, Ryan Billows.
Carrachio Salfuego
28 September 2010
Carrachio Salfuego is the brownsugarless donut of professional wrestling. Nobody will ever care about him.
Ryan Billows
28 September 2010
Debut against Trey Vincent. Cool!
Booster Reid
27 September 2010
Oh, Rud. All talk and no action.
Z
26 September 2010
To paraphrase a great Scot... they pull a crowbar, you pull a sledgehammer. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
Rud Albion
26 September 2010
Got a crowbar here with your name on it, Rud.
Z
25 September 2010
The funniest thing to me, Zed? You just do not know the trouble you are in.
Rud Albion
25 September 2010
I like to fight
Fight Man
23 September 2010
You amuse me greatly, Rud.
Z
23 September 2010
The only blood that will be on my hands, ZED, will be flowing freely from a formerly PINK mask.
Rud Albion
22 September 2010
Buddy's blood is on your hands, Rud.
Z
22 September 2010
Gaddamn it's good to be back. I'm feelin' better then ever too.
Alias
16 September 2010
Over/under on how many days on this Earth Trey Vincent has left is 7. I'd take the under.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
14 September 2010
I'm Fight Man.
Fight Man
13 September 2010
[L]ook [o]ut [C]ocksuckers... I'm coming to get you
Khristain Keller
August 30 2010
I'm more jealous of Khristain Keller's supreme wrestling skills, Ramey.
Z
August 25 2010
Wow Zed, it sounds like someone is a little jealous they haven't been offered a shitty movie deal.
Jesse Ramey
August 24 2010
Here's an idea: Ramey and Keller as... THE COCKSUCKERS! Yeah!
Z
August 20 2010
my little girls birthday today... happy birthday baby where ever you are.
Khristain Keller
August 14 2010
Guess who's baaaack, monkeys!
Brandon Thomas
August 08 2010
ACW : Stephen Colbert :: LoC : Laura Ingraham
Keith Scott Zimmerman
August 04 2010
LoC... hehe. Again? hehe. Might go for another few paycheques for doing fuck all.
Khristain Keller
July 29 2010
We've looked into Omega's eyes Fejona and we fear for your life.
Omega
July 27 2010
You got what you deserve, Omega.
Fejona Min
July 25 2010
Come near me with that damned golf cart, Spike, and you'll be pulling your putter out of your ass.
Ryan Billows
July 24 2010
I am now the proud owner of a new customized Golf Cart. Look out ACW!
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July 24 2010
I am now the proud owner of a new customized Golf Cart. Look out ACW!
Spike Saunders
July 22 2010
This fancy KOA tournament is mine for the taking. Ha!
Z
July 22 2010
They just added my nameplate to the ACW World Championship, and it looks DAMN GOOD.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
July 21 2010
Ha. You're a washed-up has-been, Keller.
Z
July 20 2010
Your mother is terrible Z.
Khristain Keller
July 20 2010
Keller is turrible.
Z
July 19 2010
Training for my fight on Courage 117...you peeps better be ready for VGM.
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
Training for his debute fight on Courage 117.....
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
watching Brock Lesnar fight...bad man...bad man...
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
Fucking chatter is stupid.
Iceman
July 14 2010
Hey Trey, I found a hooker with a fantastic arse. You in?
Z
July 14 2010
Sometimes insanity isn't such a bad thing. Maybe the sane are those with the problem.
Jesse Ramey
July 01 2010
I want that Championship Pass, Sarsgaard.
Z
June 04 2010
Now that I've throughly BPed SJH, only two are stupid enough to stand between me and the ACW World Championship.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
May 30 2010
The women in Ukraine look like donkeys.
Z
May 18 2010
The European Union has to standardize power outlets. I've bought like 5 adapters already to play X-Box.
Ja Gi Kyung-Moon
May 16 2010
Eastern Europe, eh? Fabulous.
Z
May 11 2010
@TV... I might have lost my title, damn you, but either that million is mine or your head is.
Alias
May 09 2010
After Legends the line forms behind me. Know your place.
Rejection
May 05 2010
Zimmerman. Hart. Vincent. Keller. Jacobs.
Rejection
May 05 2010
@Alias Sounds like ear rape to me. P.S. No you won't!!
Trey Vincent
April 30 2010
Never expected to be called the Million Dollar Champion, but damn if it ain't got a nice ring to it, TV. I'mma tear you apart at Legends IV.
Alias
April 29 2010
Fuck, my bank account is looking anorexic. Alias = the $0 Man After Legends TV!
Trey Vincent
April 29 2010
To everybody asking: this is pretty much how Chris & I are. Respect included. Now let's get me that rematch so you don't kick out AGAIN, shall we?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 26 2010
The ACW title is yours, like the FWO title is yours. Plan on TV to be as broken down as Craig shoulda been.
Alias
April 26 2010
Henry's safer than the Pope in Salt Lake City. You worry about Trey beating you since he doesn't have to beat you, and keep my title warm.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 25 2010
Did I only start respecting you because you quit being able to yip at me with bullshit like this? That'd be a damn shame. You better keep your mind on keeping Ironsides safe, Stephen Hawkins.
Alias
April 25 2010
Failing that, Chris, you can always have Trey swoop in at the last second and maim me for you. It's time things around here changed. L4 marks midnight.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 25 2010
Did I say that Trev gets precedence, Keith? No. But I wasn't about to let another champion start chattering during Legends Week. So don't make me break your fingers and make you type with your teeth.
Alias
April 25 2010
Chris? Hi. Keith the Mute here. What happened to that whole respect-and-I-deserve-a-fair-shake thing?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 24 2010
No need to wait till Courage, Wilson. I'll simply say that post-Legends: It's on.
Alint>
April 24 2010
No need to wait till Courage, Wilson. I'll simply say that post-Legends: It's on.
Alias
April 24 2010
c'mon HAWK... what's the fucking plan?
Khristain Keller
April 22 2010
Foursomes are fun.
Z
April 21 2010
Walking out the gates a free man. Can you believe it?
Token Weed
April 21 2010
Shawn Jessica Hart? You just made The List.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 14 2010
Looking forward to the match against KSZ. Except for that damned referee situation.
Alias
April 09 2010
I hate airport security.
Sepiroth Du Luc
April 06 2010
Madrid really has a lot of bangable women. Good.
Z
April 02 2010
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