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a revival is a restoration of quality, ability, etc. you know...the reverse of what will happen to hank at the pay-per-view.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 February 2012
if people don't know enough to keep my name out of their mouths, tongues are going to start going missing.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
12 December 2011
Damn it all if I ain't enjoying WATCHING Courage for a change.
Alias
22 November 2011
The critics make me smile. Especially the illiterate ones.
Tyson XL
15 November 2011
my apologies to ACW.com readers over popularizing a style continued and co-opted by barely literate troglodytes.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
15 November 2011
ACW's Orphaned Son has returned to finish what the dead SilverHAWK started.
Orphan
04 November 2011
Counting down the days to Legends...
Hank Wright
28 September 2011
I'm really sorry I didn't make COURAGE 140. You'll find out why at Legends. Jimmy, you've pulled a lot of shit in your career over the last 20 years and this was just another example. On behalf of anyone you've ever double-crossed, stabbed in the back, shat on their shoe, spat in their eye and laughed in their face, I will bury the so-called 'One' at Legends. It's time to bust a bit of old-school magic and cash my cheque in on that piece of ass I've waited two decades for.
Hank Wright
16 September 2011
It's been a hell of a year, boys and girls, but ya can't believe how happy am I to have earned the ability to crash the most important main event in ACW's history.
Alias
03 August 2011
I have something instore for your precious K.S.Z....
Khristain Keller
22 July 2011
This place feels...homely. I'm somewhat surprised at that.
Chris Moliano
05 July 2011
Our hands will be painted with the blood of the cabal. This is Christmas for us.
Omega
02 July 2011
As sad as I was to leave Mexico, I'm really happy to be back in Canada. Before I go, I'd just like to say a big 'Gracias' to Mexico for yet another great moment. If it happens to be my last, I went out on a high, particularly with my son Charlie there to celebrate the win with me. I'll never forget you and whether you loved me or hated me, nobody's ever made me feel the way you do, not even in Texas. Te amo.
Hank Wright
12 June 2011
Looking forward to coming back to where ACW started two years ago... Good times...
Mach 2
02 June 2011
Free at last, free at last!
Tyson XL
22 May 2011
Z, ol' Zimm is going to rip that mask off of your fool head. And Gabe? Don't you worry, I'll have seven strong to tear you apart. Even if I don't, six'll do just the same.
Alias
13 May 2011
Huh? What? Wuzzat? Iceman? Little bitch?
Dude In Mask
04 May 2011
Clearly, SOMEONE has never been to the annual Fruitsylvanian Rudo Olympics.
Baron Von Blackberry
25 April 2011
Cheaters never prosper, Denton!
Andy Sharp
25 April 2011
Now the Man Without an Alias is putting in his two cents. That's rich. Why don't you stay out of my family business while you can still stand. Or I'll make an example out of Tyson XL, before we break the HAWK legacy for good, with the tarnished Golden Boy.
God's Forgotten Son
16 April 2011
Shut your mouth, Son. You've got a bigger ego then your old man. The world doesn't revolve around ya, and even if you think it does a stark realization will hit you square in the ass soon enough.
Alias
16 April 2011
I stole the fat kid's candy and he's after me. I couldn't be less surprised. Did you see me go after Andy Sharp when he deemed to screw me out of my Spirit of ACW?! No. With Keller, I have more PRESSING things, more personal, then anyone else's bullshit. Huntsmen things.
God's Forgotten Son
16 April 2011
This isn't just a "You and Keller" thing anymore the second you cost me two championships. Now, it's just a "me whooping your ass" thing.
Tyson XL
14 April 2011
You are the kind of dog that I kill for fun, Tyson, and all you're doing is standing in my way. This is between Keller and I, and his disrespect of the Huntsmen. You will be but an EXAMPLE of my wrath.
God's Forgotten Son
14 April 2011
Oh, God's Forgotten Son. You have NO fucking idea the world of hurt I'm going to put you through next week.
Tyson XL
12 April 2011
Spike Saunders is lucky. Thanks again to my Mexican fans. Don't pay any attetion to Crocodile Denton. You're the best.
Hank Wright
12 April 2011
The Cabalite Rulebook: 'Rule 437; the only beverage which may be consumed by the challenger during the match is Zimto, Z's specially branded energy drink, available from catering'. I ran an experiment on this 'Zimto' and it contains zopiclone. Nice try, Sharp.
Dean Denton
08 April 2011
It sure did feel good to get a 'tiny' measure of revenge on Night Life!
Spike Saunders
04 April 2011
What did I get for my birthday? Ask the roster. Though I gotta say, thanks for the Black Label.
Alias
02 April 2011
I have found Jesus. Also, my yellow eyes are actually contacts.
Dean Denton
01 April 2011
You will smite me, will you? The last person to promise that... was Keith! HAHA. Hi, Keith!
Z
29 March 2011
SILENCE! Your shameless pandering of your godhood impresses me not, almighty "new god". Return from whence you came, lest I smite you with the powers of science!
Baron Von Blackberry
29 March 2011
MATHEMATICS, Blackberry. Get it right!
Z
25 March 2011
SCIENCE!
Baron Von Blackberry
20 March 2011
Rough couple of days...
Chester B. Wallace
13 March 2011
Great to be back in Mexico. Hot weather, hot women and a hot crowd. My home away from home.
Hank Wright
12 March 2011
I am SO going to beat Zip Zap when we get back to the hotel...
The Amazing Gabriel
27 February 2011
God, I hope Gabriel doesn't beat me...
Zip Zap
27 February 2011
Last time I checked, Abe, I had two more titles than you did. I'd keep your old mouth shut if I was you.
Tyson XL
02 February 2011
Oh come on, Extra Large Iced T! I didn't know you were as soft as you looked! Don't know how much longer you can DEAL with having the most cotton-ball reign in the history of the Black Scorpion? hah!
Abraham Swift
02 February 2011
Ugh... don't know how much longer I can deal with this crap...
Tyson XL
01 February 2011
Any thoughts on my first foray into the art world, denizens of ACW? I thought it all went swimmingly.
Dean Denton
14 January 2011
You'll all know why soon enough.
Andy Sharp
13 January 2011
After midnight, I hooked up with Snooki. She got to watch MY balls drop...on her chin. By the way, total Penn Stater as the Yanks say... uniform is great, the helmet needs some work.
Aleczander
02 January 2011
So Alias and I are pretty much on the same page BEFORE Lindsay Lohan got clean. Dunno who, but somebody has to be rich off of that bet.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 January 2011
Keep your eyes open for what I have planned, Sheff... oops.
Andy Sharp
31 December 2010
Now I got more then a few anti-establishment bones in my body, but damn it all if my New Year's Resolution isn't to put an end to anyone who wants to tear down the ACW establishment.
Alias
31 December 2010
My New Year's Resolution is to see this place burn... oh, Happy New Year.
Andy Sharp
31 December 2010
Re-reading Machiavelli's The Prince for inspiration in preparation for my first masterpiece. It's hard work being your Living Example.
Dean Denton
30 December 2010
Yer right, Abe. I'm not in yer position... doggy. With yer faggy friend, Slick Willy T, right behind ya.
KC Payne
30 December 2010
Listen here you rat-faced, cunt-haired, greazy-assed KFC Payne motherfucker... you aren't in ANY position to start slinging trash talk? Peanuts-headed bitch.
Abraham Swift
30 December 2010
Chat? 'bout what? The Night Life bein' fairy fags? Abilities handin' reach 'rounds backstage? Sharp with a rock wedged up his cornhole?
KC Payne
28 December 2010
Like the looks of that Oso kid. He's got some potential there.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 December 2010
First Tag Title defense is in the books. Next up, Black Scorpion Title.
Tyson XL
20 December 2010
In your state now, I'd drop you faster than GFS did if I got in your face. I want no excuses when I get back the title.
Andy Sharp
20 December 2010
Big talk for a man who's comeback consists of fighting back against things that can't defend themselves. You didn't spit in ACW's face because you don't have the set to get in mine, has-been.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
20 December 2010
This place was a cancer well before you finally beat Trey on your 4995975 try you little fuck.
Andy Sharp
20 December 2010
Of course I don't, Andrew. When I'm World Champion the fed actually expands rather than dies on the spot.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
20 December 2010
Don't pretend you know anything about what I'm going through, Keith. I guarantee that you don't.
Andy Sharp
19 December 2010
I'll keep you in mind, Sharp. Way in the back where you've always been.
Alias
18 December 2010
And now you know... what are you going to do about it, Shef?
Andy Sharp
18 December 2010
Well. THAT. Fucking SUCKED.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
18 December 2010
Oh my little Greek peasents, my Italian cesspools, the American deadbeats - How did you enjoy your PowerTrip?
Mr. Power
13 December 2010
I don't know what's better in Italy...the food or the women!
Oso 'Bear' Bannon
13 December 2010
Yay for being double champion... why do I still feel dirty?
Tyson XL
12 December 2010
The rumors are true...Oso and I have returned to Europe to finish contract negotiations and begin planning our debut!
Chester B. Wallace
08 December 2010
Damn it, Sharp... what you did was all kinds of disrespectful. It better be one hell of an explanation.
Alias
06 December 2010
"When I'm rushing on my run/And I feel just like Jesus' son..." -- Lou Reed
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 December 2010
"When I'm rushing on my run/And I feel just like Jesus' son..." -- Lou Reed
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 December 2010
Yes. I'm back. Stay tuned and all will be explained.
Andy Sharp
05 December 2010
The Spirit is mine, ACW... and with it, this world will return to the state that it ALWAYS should have been in. None of you will stop me. Don't try. Just enjoy becoming incorporated.
God's Forgotten Son
05 December 2010
Tag Titles... Black Scorpion Title... Not bad for our debut PPV, eh?
The Amazing Gabriel
05 December 2010
Alias...is defending ME...on the Internet. Next thing you know the Miz'll be WWE champioWHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 December 2010
I had to take some E just to read that, Alias. been meaning to ask, what happened to the eye? Keith blast his load too early?
The Amazing Gabriel
30 November 2010
Keith and I are friends, just like you and the real world are friends you ecstasy dropping dope. You get to say clever shit like 'name the time', once you're allowed to know where the PLACE is.
Alias
30 November 2010
Aw, did I insult the BFFs a little too much? Faggots. Keith, name the place. Alias, what can I say? Gold looks good on us
The Amazing Gabriel
30 November 2010
I was gonna shoot out a one-liner about special K, but hell... you ain't 'amazing' enough for it Gabe. 'Til you can fight without your Night Life, stay away from the World title... hell, stay away from the Spirit of ACW or I'll punch ya in the head.
Alias
30 November 2010
Tell you what, GABE: how about you watch what I do to Trey at the PPV, then grow a pair and come after the crown since it offends your delicate sensibilities so?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 November 2010
I know, I'm just trying to forget your shitty reign. Awesome champ, quoting pop culture reigns and telling shitty jokes, KS-cena.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 November 2010
Uh. kid? "The past"? I'm YOUR ACW World Champ NOW. You wanna help Palin bomb South Korea while you're at it?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
26 November 2010
Sorry, not all of us can coast off shit we've done in the past. Give it time and I'll be getting [1] title from you.
The Amazing Gabriel
26 November 2010
Sorry, Criss Angel, this discussion requires at least [1] ACW World Title reign to be involved.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
24 November 2010
Can we just say you're both a couple of raving fags and move along?
The Amazing Gabriel
23 November 2010
It'd be the first time someone called ya a raving... optimist.
Alias
22 November 2010
Call me a raving optimist, but now that Cena's fired I think a main event between he & I would be HUGE.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
22 November 2010
And I went to All-Star Academy, so that makes a quality education for one of us. Aye, the kinda 'discourse' I've had with Fucko over the years... it's more a matter of fists then phonetics.
Alias
07 November 2010
"Quoting poetics." Heh. Chris, you're lucky I went to a real school like Berkeley. Can you imagine this discourse with Fucko Keller?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
06 November 2010
Save it for the shows? Never! Keeping my head in the game by quotin' poetics with you, Keith, is a hell of a lot more entertaining then being the Anti-Star's anti-booking agent.
Alias
06 November 2010
Hey, Christopher! Is this fun or what? Why save all the witty repartee for the show, right?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
04 November 2010
With so much life left to live, you sure like to latch onto memories. Your reign will speak for ITSELF once it's over, Keith. Course, you let something speak for itself about as well as you listen to anyone other then yourself.
Alias
04 November 2010
Keller's 235 happened when New Orleans wasn't underwater. Your reign was earlier this year. Maybe you've forgotten since mine's so much better.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
04 November 2010
And Keller has 235, Keith. Proves that numbers are a shit measuring stick, don't it? The only day I worried about was the 100th, and now that's been fucked up by my business with Ramey.
Alias
03 November 2010
I'm so close to Day 127 and making you eat it that it isn't even funny, Chris.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
03 November 2010
Yeah, and don't you forget it, bub. Cause everyone else just might, if you fall to TV.
Alias
03 November 2010
That's WORLD CHAMPION pain in the ass to you, bub.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
01 November 2010
Nah Keith, that's the thing... he reminds me of you. 'Cept he isn't such a pain in the ass.
Alias
31 October 2010
Oh, Christopher. He can't remind you of you. He WON his match.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
30 October 2010
The kid did good. He pulled his weight, when the World Champion couldn't finish. Did it with a still healing broken nose too. Reminds me of someone.
Alias
30 October 2010
So, Chris: somebody I've barely heard of jumped in last second, looked out for the team & me, and WON THE MATCH. Thoughts?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
29 October 2010
I get to slap around some Irish guy... Pinty McGuiness and his twin...Bigger Pint?
Aleczander
19 October 2010
Three months and counting as YOUR ACW World Heavyweight Champion. Sorry, Cowboy. (Not that sorry.)
Keith Scott Zimmerman
17 October 2010
The winner of Z's Locker-Room Conflict Resolution Battle? Bobby Minio! You'd better buck up, Iceman.
Z
11 October 2010
worst moment of my life: imaging Zimmerman singing Teenage Dream. I type this with my head in the toilet.
Ryan Billows
11 October 2010
Worst moment of my life: Alli catching me singing Teenage Dream. That was 35 minutes ago. She's STILL on the floor laughing.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
07 October 2010
I am not France Man. I am Fight Man.
Fight Man
06 October 2010
Yeah, JR, that 'talk' has now turned into a one-sided conversation. So you'll be lucky to get a word in from now on, bub.
Alias
04 October 2010
Glad we had that discussion on Courage, Alias... Good talk, good talk...
Jesse Ramey
04 October 2010
All's fair, Omega. Your title and the Entourage's tag titles WILL belong to us.
The Amazing Gabriel
03 October 2010
The Night Life - Six on One beatdown. Ha!! Seems like a fair fight to me
Omega
03 October 2010
Kanye killed it on SNL tonight. I guess every superhero needs his theme music.
Oso 'Bear' Bannon
03 October 2010
pawnshop here just missed out on a huge piece of tin due to their lack of english. I hate Greece
Ryan Billows
02 October 2010
I'm Fight Man. I vote for Butch.
Fight Man
02 October 2010
Contract negotiations with SilverHAWK. ACW: Prepare for Hibernation!
Chester B. Wallace
02 October 2010
yeah, have fun with the broken nose kid.
Ryan Billows
29 September 2010
I shall shut you up one day, Ryan Billows.
Carrachio Salfuego
28 September 2010
Carrachio Salfuego is the brownsugarless donut of professional wrestling. Nobody will ever care about him.
Ryan Billows
28 September 2010
Debut against Trey Vincent. Cool!
Booster Reid
27 September 2010
Oh, Rud. All talk and no action.
Z
26 September 2010
To paraphrase a great Scot... they pull a crowbar, you pull a sledgehammer. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
Rud Albion
26 September 2010
Got a crowbar here with your name on it, Rud.
Z
25 September 2010
The funniest thing to me, Zed? You just do not know the trouble you are in.
Rud Albion
25 September 2010
I like to fight
Fight Man
23 September 2010
You amuse me greatly, Rud.
Z
23 September 2010
The only blood that will be on my hands, ZED, will be flowing freely from a formerly PINK mask.
Rud Albion
22 September 2010
Buddy's blood is on your hands, Rud.
Z
22 September 2010
Gaddamn it's good to be back. I'm feelin' better then ever too.
Alias
16 September 2010
Over/under on how many days on this Earth Trey Vincent has left is 7. I'd take the under.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
14 September 2010
I'm Fight Man.
Fight Man
13 September 2010
[L]ook [o]ut [C]ocksuckers... I'm coming to get you
Khristain Keller
August 30 2010
I'm more jealous of Khristain Keller's supreme wrestling skills, Ramey.
Z
August 25 2010
Wow Zed, it sounds like someone is a little jealous they haven't been offered a shitty movie deal.
Jesse Ramey
August 24 2010
Here's an idea: Ramey and Keller as... THE COCKSUCKERS! Yeah!
Z
August 20 2010
my little girls birthday today... happy birthday baby where ever you are.
Khristain Keller
August 14 2010
Guess who's baaaack, monkeys!
Brandon Thomas
August 08 2010
ACW : Stephen Colbert :: LoC : Laura Ingraham
Keith Scott Zimmerman
August 04 2010
LoC... hehe. Again? hehe. Might go for another few paycheques for doing fuck all.
Khristain Keller
July 29 2010
We've looked into Omega's eyes Fejona and we fear for your life.
Omega
July 27 2010
You got what you deserve, Omega.
Fejona Min
July 25 2010
Come near me with that damned golf cart, Spike, and you'll be pulling your putter out of your ass.
Ryan Billows
July 24 2010
I am now the proud owner of a new customized Golf Cart. Look out ACW!
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July 24 2010
I am now the proud owner of a new customized Golf Cart. Look out ACW!
Spike Saunders
July 22 2010
This fancy KOA tournament is mine for the taking. Ha!
Z
July 22 2010
They just added my nameplate to the ACW World Championship, and it looks DAMN GOOD.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
July 21 2010
Ha. You're a washed-up has-been, Keller.
Z
July 20 2010
Your mother is terrible Z.
Khristain Keller
July 20 2010
Keller is turrible.
Z
July 19 2010
Training for my fight on Courage 117...you peeps better be ready for VGM.
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
Training for his debute fight on Courage 117.....
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
watching Brock Lesnar fight...bad man...bad man...
Greg Miles
July 17 2010
Fucking chatter is stupid.
Iceman
July 14 2010
Hey Trey, I found a hooker with a fantastic arse. You in?
Z
July 14 2010
Sometimes insanity isn't such a bad thing. Maybe the sane are those with the problem.
Jesse Ramey
July 01 2010
I want that Championship Pass, Sarsgaard.
Z
June 04 2010
Now that I've throughly BPed SJH, only two are stupid enough to stand between me and the ACW World Championship.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
May 30 2010
The women in Ukraine look like donkeys.
Z
May 18 2010
The European Union has to standardize power outlets. I've bought like 5 adapters already to play X-Box.
Ja Gi Kyung-Moon
May 16 2010
Eastern Europe, eh? Fabulous.
Z
May 11 2010
@TV... I might have lost my title, damn you, but either that million is mine or your head is.
Alias
May 09 2010
After Legends the line forms behind me. Know your place.
Rejection
May 05 2010
Zimmerman. Hart. Vincent. Keller. Jacobs.
Rejection
May 05 2010
@Alias Sounds like ear rape to me. P.S. No you won't!!
Trey Vincent
April 30 2010
Never expected to be called the Million Dollar Champion, but damn if it ain't got a nice ring to it, TV. I'mma tear you apart at Legends IV.
Alias
April 29 2010
Fuck, my bank account is looking anorexic. Alias = the $0 Man After Legends TV!
Trey Vincent
April 29 2010
To everybody asking: this is pretty much how Chris & I are. Respect included. Now let's get me that rematch so you don't kick out AGAIN, shall we?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 26 2010
The ACW title is yours, like the FWO title is yours. Plan on TV to be as broken down as Craig shoulda been.
Alias
April 26 2010
Henry's safer than the Pope in Salt Lake City. You worry about Trey beating you since he doesn't have to beat you, and keep my title warm.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 25 2010
Did I only start respecting you because you quit being able to yip at me with bullshit like this? That'd be a damn shame. You better keep your mind on keeping Ironsides safe, Stephen Hawkins.
Alias
April 25 2010
Failing that, Chris, you can always have Trey swoop in at the last second and maim me for you. It's time things around here changed. L4 marks midnight.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 25 2010
Did I say that Trev gets precedence, Keith? No. But I wasn't about to let another champion start chattering during Legends Week. So don't make me break your fingers and make you type with your teeth.
Alias
April 25 2010
Chris? Hi. Keith the Mute here. What happened to that whole respect-and-I-deserve-a-fair-shake thing?
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 24 2010
No need to wait till Courage, Wilson. I'll simply say that post-Legends: It's on.
Alint>
April 24 2010
No need to wait till Courage, Wilson. I'll simply say that post-Legends: It's on.
Alias
April 24 2010
c'mon HAWK... what's the fucking plan?
Khristain Keller
April 22 2010
Foursomes are fun.
Z
April 21 2010
Walking out the gates a free man. Can you believe it?
Token Weed
April 21 2010
Shawn Jessica Hart? You just made The List.
Keith Scott Zimmerman
April 14 2010
Looking forward to the match against KSZ. Except for that damned referee situation.
Alias
April 09 2010
I hate airport security.
Sepiroth Du Luc
April 06 2010
Madrid really has a lot of bangable women. Good.
Z
April 02 2010
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